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That wasn’t fair, though, was it? It wasn’t fair of him to expect anything from Aziraphale. Not friendship, not companionship, and certainly not love. It was downright cruel, actually, to expect an angel to love something like him.
Crowley was a demon, Fallen from Grace, cast out. It was in his job description, hardwired into his dark wings and reptilian eyes, to be unloveable. To be unworthy of love. And it was even crueler, he thought, for a demon to dare fall in love with an angel.
So why did Crowley feel like his heart was cracking in two, his ribs splintering and his blood freezing?
[Crowley and Aziraphale have been dating for centuries. Crowley missed the memo, and has spent his time pining desperately. It all works out in the end, anyway]
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23 Jan 2026
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BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.“There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”
[Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]
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- English
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- 4,249
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- 1/1
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23 Jan 2026
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Elena was on her way home from class when she happened to turn her head at just the right moment and saw it through the window of the bookshop.
It being a large, black snake curled up on a chair in the last patches of quickly fading sunlight.
Elena jerked to a stop with a gasp, right in the middle of the pavement. She all but pressed her face to the window, studying the snake curiously. It was quite large, even coiled as it was in its big leather armchair, and although its golden eyes appeared to be open, she could tell that it was probably snoozing. “What a beautiful creature,” Elena said to herself in a hushed, awed voice, and then made the snap decision to go inside the shop for another look.
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- English
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- 5,039
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- 2/2
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22 Jan 2026
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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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- English
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22 Jan 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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- English
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22 Jan 2026
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Whickber Street Traders and Shopkeepers Association Daily Observations by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2023
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Set after the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley are finally able to spend as much time together as they want. Rumours have never started easier.
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22 Jan 2026
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By The Light Of Stars Unseen by A_J_Crowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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“No...” Crowley breathed after a moment, or an eon. Time was of no consequence to creatures such as he. “I should like to love that which shall be unloved.”
God smiled, and in the stagnated darkness of the universe, light broke.
“Then it shall be done,” She said.Nestled in the sanctity of the bookshop, Crowley recalls the day he was gifted his wings, and shares with Aziraphale a secret he has guarded since the time of the Fall.
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- Part 10 of The Good Book Of Omens
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- English
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- 1,989
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- 2/2
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- 2
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22 Jan 2026
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The Son Estranged by lindsey_grissom
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2023
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How the ex-demon ‘not even at gunpoint’ Crowley became a bookseller, accidentally started an atheist movement in Soho and stopped the Second Coming with an apple.
{He also spent a lot of time hanging with the Almighty - he was as surprised as you are.}
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- English
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- 18,149
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 176
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- 1,294
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22 Jan 2026
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The Adventures of the Crowley-Fells by Fangirlyra
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale and Crowley somehow end up adopting Adam and Harry.
Cue shenanigans.
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19 Jan 2026
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Every great story seems to begin with a snake by Miss_Healthy_OneShot
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Lucifer (TV), Good Omens (TV)
04 Sep 2023
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There were precise rules for courting an angel. You see, while demons were quite keen on dancing to woo their partners, celestial beings favored singing to declare their love.
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18 Jan 2026
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Second chances are for humans by Ascuni
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale starts his first day in Heaven planning to stop the Second Coming. Instead, he finds out that it's already started - Jesus Christ's soul was returned to Earth shortly after the first failed apocalypse.
If that wasn't bad enough, there's another problem: Heaven doesn't know where she is. Seems like Hell isn't the only side capable of producing rebellious children.“So, let me get this straight. You are proposing an… Arrangement, of sorts, where we conspire to hide a prophetic child from being discovered by the combined forces of Heaven and Hell, and find a way to prevent them from starting an apocalypse?”
A post-S2 fic where Crowley and Aziraphale reunite again in their quest to save the world. The circumstances aren't ideal, but maybe this time they can finally get their happy ending.
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18 Jan 2026
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all aboard the ineffable plan by doctormissy
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
30 Jan 2020
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Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.
Or: a comedic Lucifer/Good Omens crossover 'verse absolutely no one asked for, apart from my brain apparently. While not all parts are crossovers, they are all connected—but still can be read as stand-alone stories.- Words:
- 166,374
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- 8
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- 151
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18 Jan 2026
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Rhapsody by funkyfaerie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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Crowley and Aziraphale think they're entitled to a quiet retirement on Earth. They did just save the whole bleeding universe, you'd think that would earn them a bit of a respite. Well, it seems that the Almighty has a different plan, one involving Lucifer Morningstar of all people, and the whole thing is, just as you'd expect: ineffable.
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- English
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- 35,286
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 349
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- 3,003
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- 749
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17 Jan 2026
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Starstruck by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 May 2020
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Aziraphale wasn't one of the angels tasked with creation. He wasn't ever expected to create anything new, but as it happened, he already had, though no-one (including him) realised it.
He had, completely on his own and with very little fuss, invented being desperately, hopelessly in love with someone who didn't even know his name.
AU. Aziraphale gets a shock when he runs into the Archangel Raphael in the Garden, especially since he's calling himself "Crowley" and pretending to be just any old ordinary angel. Meanwhile Crowley just wants someone to appreciate him for himself without all the convoluted power games of Heaven...
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- English
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- 25,219
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 329
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16 Jan 2026
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Born To Take Care Of You by WyvernQuill for Butcher_of_Blaviken_666
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Dec 2019
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"Which Duke do you work under?" Azirafell asked conversationally, snapping a mug of something hot and sweet into existence and taking a sip. "Because I do hope they're considering you for promotion."
"Ngh?" Raphael blinked, feeling a little like the muddy rug had been pulled out from beneath him. "What?"
"Well, an enterprising young demon like you…" Azirafell smiled at him in a way that was all Lecherous Temptation, Raphael could tell from the detestable effect it had on the very pit of his stomach. "...ought to go places, in my humble opinion."
"Hah." Said Raphael, very lost. "Demon?"
In which the Archangel Raphael watches over humanity, prevents the End of the World, and spends 6000 years falling in love with a demon who doesn't even know his real name.
It's fine...
...until Heaven finds out, that is.- Language:
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- Words:
- 18,646
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 358
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16 Jan 2026
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A Blaze of Light by wingedspirit
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2021
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A Raphael!Crowley AU whole-canon rewrite, with one main fic covering the canon timeline plus a set of accompanying shorter fics.
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- 103,902
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- 5
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16 Jan 2026
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The One Where Satan Panics When Asked for a Name by StarlightPhoenix
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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“Well, it must be bad,” the angel argued, and then paused expectantly.
Since before he Fell, Lucifer knew panic. He felt it when he confronted God, when he Fell, when he realized the consequences. He felt it again, in the Garden of Eden, when the angel asked for his name.
Lucifer? Of course not. The angel didn’t have his sword, but he was still a Principality, still fought in the War, could still call for the other three guardians.
And the angel didn’t recognize him anyway. He was a far cry from his original beauty, he knew, unrecognizable from the other demons crawling in Hell–
“Crawley.”
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16 Jan 2026
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Blacks Coffees and Hot Chocolates by StarlightPhoenix
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 May 2020
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Since opening her coffeeshop in Soho, Jess had a few regulars. Anthony came in every day and ordered one black coffee and one hot chocolate. They were Jess' favorite regular.
Mr. Fell, on the other hand, was her least favorite regular. He was rude, he insulted her scones, and she was sure he was mafia.
She didn't realize that her sweet Anthony was with that nasty Mr. Fell.
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16 Jan 2026
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Music, Miracles, and Mind-Altering Substances by WargishBoromirFan
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 May 2023
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In 1976, two fallen celestials attempt to dance to one-hit-wonders about waterfowl, star-gaze on a cloudy night in the city, propel a matched set of golden records into deep space, and make other mistakes that lead to the Lux in 2012.
Or, Crowley doesn't quite convince Lucifer to call off the Apocalypse before it (almost) happens.
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- Part 3 of I'll Take Care of You
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16 Jan 2026
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A Tale Of Kings And Queens (and a Prince nobody knew) by GodOfWar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
06 Aug 2020
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Aziraphale is...gone. And Crowley can do nothing else but follow his last wish and try to stop Apocalypse. Alone.
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- 4,917
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- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 22
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- 610
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- 99
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- 4,737
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15 Jan 2026