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fruit for the taking by lilliehare
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Nov 2023
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There were a few things Obi-Wan had learned about Anakin Skywalker since getting to know him. He had a near-constant smirk on his face, his views on omegas were surprisingly regressive for his age, and he had little to no concern for Obi-Wan’s boundaries. All in all, Anakin was the epitome of everything he hated in an alpha, but for some reason, Obi-Wan still found him strangely endearing. Perhaps it was because Anakin was still young enough that Obi-Wan thought he could be a good influence on him and show him that omegas could be more than just stay-at-home moms. What was the worst that could happen?
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42 year old Omega Obi-Wan had no business getting pregnant at his age but his 16 year old alpha neighbor didn't seem to care
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I'm Not All Right (But I'll Be Okay) by greeneyes_blondequiffs
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Nov 2022
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‘It has to be me,’ Anakin said, trying hard not to feel stung at his Master’s obvious reluctance to be with him even when the other option was death. ‘I’m the only Omega here. It’s just me.’
Obi Wan needs an Omega to end his Rut. There's just one problem with that: Anakin is the only Omega on the ship and he's desperately in love with him.
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Anakin, in a fit of bravery uncharacteristic even for the Hero With No Fear, decides that he should tell the Council about his secret marriage, so that no Sith could ever use it against him to hurt the Jedi Order or the Republic.
It goes swimmingly--if you ignore the fact that Anakin definitely meant to say that he married Padmé in the wake of Geonosis, and yet the entire Jedi Council seems to think he married Obi-Wan.
And also if you ignore the fact that now no one believes them when they tell them flat out that Anakin is married to and in love with Padmé, not his old master.
And also if you also ignore the fact that Anakin doesn't know how to ignore the fact that being in love with Obi-Wan sort of makes a lot of sense. In fact, it feels like the only thing that's made sense in the last four years, come to think of it.
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foolproof, foolhardy by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2025
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Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.
A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.
Emphasis, of course, on fool.
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- Part 1 of tomfoolery
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Master Mine by skyl_tales
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Apr 2020
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"What is the last thing you remember?"
Obi-Wan pursed his lips. "I was packing my belongings to prepare for my trip to the AgriCorps."
The Healer nodded, looking unsurprised but unhappy. "You are not thirteen, Obi-Wan," she said. "Yesterday, you were a thirty-eight-year-old Jedi Master and Council member. Unfortunately, there was something of an accident during your last mission."
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Object of Unknown Origin by elyssblair for lilpocketninja (Banah)
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
02 Jan 2014
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Dalton Grant has no memory of his life beyond waking up in the hospital three months ago. With no history and no remembered skills, he took the first job that came along. Unfortunately, being a barista means dealing with snotty, gluten-free teens, a cute regular who barely speaks to him, and the occasional gun-toting goon.
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Everything was perfectly coordinated.
Jessica was to have a daughter, and that daughter was to be wed one day to the Baron’s youngest nephew. That union would produce the Kwisatz Haderach. For years the Bene Gesserits have pushed this under the guise of uniting the two Houses.
But history tells it, Jessica birthed a son instead. With years of setup for the marriage, would that really change anything?
As the Atreides and Harkonnen continue to feud, a truce may be what everyone needs.
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When Hux sees the positive result on the pregnancy test scanner, he comes to several alarming realizations all at once. One: that his birth control has been tampered with. Two: that the baby is Kylo's. Three: that this is his true punishment for Starkiller's failure.
And quietly, in a weak, tiny voice in the back of his mind, the unsettling conclusion that he wants to keep it. He'll die before he lets anyone near his child. He'll tear apart anyone that tries to get in his way.
Even Kylo.
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Hotline Bling by minzimpression
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
25 Jul 2016
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Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.
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It’s gotten late and he’s still wandering around Muggle London, because he doesn’t want to go home, he doesn’t want to be reasonable, he doesn’t want to try and patch things up for the something-or-other thousandth time, he just wants to avoid her until he stops feeling like he’s either going to scream or his innate magic is going to lash out and tear down the townhouse around their ears— and of course, because sometimes fate is a funny, fickle thing, he spots Snivellus.
James Potter's marriage is failing- What a perfect time to disguise himself as a muggle, follow Severus Snape to what is either a makeshift dance club or a party for gay muggles, and then do a series of things he really should not do.
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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A cottage, a home, a haven by 2_Winter_Fae for greeneyesandfingerstripes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2022
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Dick is on the run from Batman with his pup
Jason is on the run from the League with his pup
Fate, or some very strange friends, may just bring them together
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Every year, people in King’s Landing place a candle in a small piece of wood to sail and get lost at the sea, mourning their lost prince.
OR: Where the Prince Aemond Targaryen has been guarded by a Lord Pirate, and this pirate, Luke, can’t stop calling him princess.
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- Part 1 of 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞
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When Aemond is seven and ten, he is of marriageable age. He expects no one to ask for his hand; rumours have circulated Westeros for years that the second son is a deviant omega. Tall, vicious and half blind. If Aemond were an alpha, he would be offended by such a match.
A backwards born creature, unnatural and unpleasant.
(Aemond Targaryen is an omega most unusual.)
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(Im)possible by asklena (orphan_account)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), House of the Dragon (TV) RPF
25 Dec 2023
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The season of games at King's Landing University had begun, the Targaryen and Velaryon fraternities renewing their historic rivalry for another year.
That summer, Jacaerys is determined to confess his feelings to Helaena, his teenage passion. But he makes a mistake in the process, and ends up declaring himself to Aegon instead.
Under the gaze of the boy's brothers and a very threatening Aemond, they agree to enter into a fake relationship until the atmosphere improves.
Jace just didn't expect to end up falling in love with the white haired, handsome smiling boy, who completely changed his conception of love.
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It felt like being burned.
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Sparks Fly by liberalkitsch
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games
19 Mar 2023
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Against all odds, Katniss has survived the Hunger Games, but nothing is as she wishes. Her relationship with Peeta is strained, and whispers of rebellion swirl around them. As they embark on the Victory Tour, Katniss agrees to be friends with Peeta, but quickly realizes she wants more.
Their romance becomes real, but as pressure mounts to prove their love to the world, they do the only thing they can think to save them and the people they love: get engaged.
But the lines of their public and private lives blur when they decide to marry outside of the pressure of the Capitol, holding a private toasting for themselves in an attempt to preserve as much as their relationship for themselves as they can.
As the Quarter Quell is announced, Katniss and Peeta prepare for the Games, each determined to sacrifice themselves for the other's survival. But everything changes when Katniss unexpectedly discovers she is pregnant.A Catching Fire pregnancy AU where (almost) everything is exactly the same, except the fake dating isn’t so fake, and that creates more than a few wrinkles in their plans).
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- Part 1 of Sparks Fly
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Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.
Surely this isn’t normal?
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dessert comes after supper by artemis_red
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 May 2023
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When Aegon taunts Jace at dinner, he realises that he hit a sore spot. The prince is inexperienced. In fact, he has never even kissed a woman before.
Ever the good uncle, Aegon decides to visit his nephew's chambers after supper.