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    “I need to try this on a broken bone,” Hyrule says, near breathlessly. “Whenever I heal my own bones they come out kinda wonky.”

    "They what,” Warriors says, smile turning strained. Hyrule takes one of the man’s hands and presses it to his tunic, feeling the slightly misshapen ribs underneath that Hyrule hadn’t really known how to fix. He’d figured out the concept of setting bones pretty early on - through messy trial and error - but ribs were confusing in that regard. “Ooh, Nayru.”

    “It’s a miracle that you’re alive,” Twilight informs him.

    “Thank you,” Hyrule chirps.

    Fairy magic isn’t meant to be used by Hylians, even if Hyrule’s somehow gotten the grasp of it. He’s also become the Chain’s healer and is unhappy about it. Warriors steps in to help.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    “Fine,” Sky mock-sighs, “I suppose I can be more pleasant. Are either of you in the mood for harp?”

    “No.” They both turn to glare at him, sharply.

    “Are you sure? I think it could really fill these old corridors with joy and whimsy,” Sky says.

    “Never mind, go back to being snippy.” Warriors rolls his eyes. “I refuse to listen to any of your lovesick ballads right now.”

    “You love my lovesick ballads.”

    “I love your lovesick ballads when both of my legs work.”

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Tim shrugs. “I know his limits. Sometimes he just needs a little push in the right direction.”

    “A push,” Damian echoes incredulously. “Jason Todd needs a push. The Red Hood. The same one who tried to kill you a couple years ago.”

    “You’ve also tried to kill me, to be fair.”

    “To be fair, it would not be wise for you to push me, either.”

     

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    After an injury benches Tim for a few months, he and Damian are forced to cohabitate until Tim recovers. Along the way Damian learns that there’s a lot he doesn’t understand about Tim Drake, starting with his total lack of self-preservation.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Sam and Dean successfully take out a witch while on a case, but not before she curses them to swap bodies. Now Sam’s hungover, Dean can’t handle being freakishly tall, and it doesn’t help that weird things keep happening all around them.

    To top it all off, Sam’s clearly hiding something.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    “Wait, your name is Link?” The newly proclaimed Hero of Legend demands. Link, Hero of the Four Sword, frowns at him.

    “Yes?” It isn’t that confusing of a declaration, is it? They did just go over this—they’re all named Link.

    “You were a hero? Of the Four Sword?”

    Four’s eyes narrow.

    “I am a hero, yes. The Hero of the Four Sword. Is there something wrong with that?”

    Legend blinks. “What? No, I just—” He stops abruptly. Shakes his head. “Sorry, never mind.”

    Or: a chronicling of all the times Legend is weird around Four, and how the Chain finds out why.

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    03 Aug 2025