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My Love Language is Bringing Down the Government by Firesandfamily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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Remus never went to Hogwarts, due to anti-werewolf laws. Living an isolated life in Wales, he is forced to meet with a Ministry official once a month about his condition, as is required of all werewolves on the registry. Enter Sirius Black, the new officer in charge of his case.
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16 Feb 2026
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Remus Lupin and his Nest of Illness by QuirkyNeon (iforgetlikeanelephant)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Oct 2015
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Remus has a cold and can't even cook a pot of noodles. Lily would take care of her roommate but she has work. Sirius is like a dog with a bone when taking care of a sick Remus, and tries his best to be helpful but really all he's good for is tea. James and Peter make vague appearances as in, they're not in here at all, but they are mentioned.
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11 Feb 2026
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Pining, Parchment, Plotting, and Pranks by Ellisabelle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2019
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“Idea parchment,” James said. He unfolded it and smoothed it out. “You want to get them together, right? That’s why you came to me?”
“Yeah,” Lily huffed, which was ridiculous because he was right, that’s why she came to him. But it was supposed to be her idea, because she wanted to help her dear friend Remus, not James or Sirius. But it was so nice to be able to talk about this with someone, and James looked so pleased and excited.
“Good,” James said. “Good, because they need to get together, they would be so happy and so good together, and Sirius will stop sighing like a lovesick puppy and just snog him instead.”
In which Lily considers changing Houses, James blushes a lot, Sirius is his usual dramatic self, Remus mopes, and Peter knew everything all along.- Language:
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11 Feb 2026
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The List; or, The Five Times Remus Lupin did not Exhibit Trademarks of Homosexuality (and the One Time He Did) by sreka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2019
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TEENAGERS, BEWARE OF THE “FRIEND” OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO:
1. Is too “nice to be true.
2. Wants to spend time with you alone.
3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed.
4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart.
5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters.
6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body.THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY.
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11 Feb 2026
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A Short Summary of Things That Are James Potter's Fault by xylodemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2013
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In which the mistletoe is hexed, Remus would rather not spend the night in a broom cupboard, and several things are James Potter's fault.
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11 Feb 2026
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"I thought this would be much easier, you know? You telling me to fuck off and me, just getting the hell out of here and storming into Dumbledore's place to give him quite an earful."
"Well, you were wrong. As usual. Can't say I'm the least bit surprised."
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10 Feb 2026
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There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.
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08 Feb 2026
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‘They are in love. Fuck the war.’ – Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow
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06 Feb 2026
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No one has seen James Potter’s arch nemesis, the heir of the Noble and Ancient House of Black, beloved Slytherin, tormentor of Gryffindors, Sirius Black since he disappeared at the end of their 5th year.
So when Remus Lupin, while on a mission for The Order three years later, runs into a man who looks exactly like him working at a coffee shop in Muggle London, he has no idea what he’s suppose to do.
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06 Feb 2026
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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04 Feb 2026
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Spring has always been Remus’s least favorite time of year as that when his allergies really act up. Normally he can’t take anything due to his condition, but when some advancements in potions comes around, Remus is all for trying it out.
Sicktember Day 17 Magical Remedy/Healing Potion
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- Part 17 of Sicktember 2023
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03 Feb 2026
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After an Order meeting, Sirius finds out there’s something up with Remus. He will not rest until he gets to the bottom of it.
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03 Feb 2026
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The change was in the soft breeze, the smell of fresh, clean cotton, it was in the shift of weight from one hip to the other, in the glint of the hazy late-summer sunlight turning a light-brown half-curl auburn. It was in the involuntary curling of his own toes in his shoes.
Oh, he thought. Turns out I've missed you.
Five years ago, four boys stepped into their dorm at Gryffindor tower, all nervous, some hiding it better than others.
Five years later, there's nothing that makes Sirius Black nervous anymore.
Except. When he steps onto Platform 9 3⁄4, he realises that after summer, something about Remus Lupin is... different. And suddenly, Sirius has no clue what to do with his hands, how to sit right, or how he usually acts.
A coming of age, friends-to-lovers story set during the Marauders' sixth year at Hogwarts. Banter, friendship, crushes, pining and first loves. Canon timeline, hopeful ending.
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01 Feb 2026
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Remus Lupin is freshly twenty years old and sitting on a park bench in central London, he has a squashed pastry bag next to him and a cup of tea clutched between perpetually cold fingers.
He moved to London eight months ago in search of a new doctor after having grown up on a little farm in Wales, and he hasn’t taken well to city life. He's taken to this park mostly because the trees are dense, the people are sparse, and there are birds. Nice ones that sing and hop from bench to bench scavenging for dropped bits of food or else pulling worms from the earth. Today he’s watching a pair of ducks glide easily across the pond. He thinks they must have a nest nearby, and in a few weeks there will be ducklings.
Or...
Remus Lupin has always been sick, and he'd just like to feel normal for once. Sirius Black seems like the perfect man with a perfect, exciting life.
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31 Jan 2026
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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26 Jan 2026
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The Many Moods of Remus J. Lupin by neilistic for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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“Sirius—” Remus caught his arm and made him look. They were rocks in a river of bodies, forced to divert around them. “I’m going home.”
“No you’re not.”
He closed in, there were still inches there, but the crowd faded away into obscurity. It was just them, the quiet, and the red.
“If you were going to, you would’ve done it already. You’re mine for the night.”
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17 Jan 2026
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Remus is having a tough time—he’s in a dead-end job, there’s a war looming, and Sirius Being Sirius is fucking with his head.
Oh, and now James wants help with wedding planning.
Can Remus make it through the week with his emotions intact? Or is sorting the Potter-Evans wedding while trying to avoid the flirtations of one Sirius Black going to finally push him over the edge? Five days of unresolved sexual tension will surely tell…
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“Fuck you.” Remus sped up his steps.
“Dare you,” Sirius said casually, and Remus rolled his eyes.
“Joke’s old.”
The oldest in the book, repeated time after time since they were fifteen and the thought of that actually happening was just too hilarious to contemplate. It wasn’t even a little bit funny now, not when it danced on the periphery of a truth neither of them was brave enough to speak out loud.
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17 Jan 2026
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when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed (you put me on and said I was your favorite) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2025
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Remus Lupin has been happily dating Caradoc Dearborn for almost a year and a half.
Sirius Black has been dating Caradoc for a year.
Neither of them know about the other.
Neither of them are very happy when they discover that the other exists.Series
- Part 1 of invisible string
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11 Jan 2026
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“I’m going to tell you what my mother told me,” Remus's mum said time and time again. “Stay away from men with tattoos, a leather jacket, or a motorbike. They’re all trouble, the lot of them, and they’ll bring you nothing but heartache.”
Hope Lupin was very wrong about that. In fact, she was spectacularly, stunningly, magnificently wrong. Because Sirius Black was spectacular, stunning, and magnificent, and he loved Remus with a devoted, burning fire that blazed in his veins.
He was also everything Remus’s mother had ever warned him about.
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Hope and Lyall Lupin hoped that their wizard son would come home to their little village in Wales and marry a nice, quiet Muggle accountant. So when Remus wants to bring home the flashy curse breaker Sirius Black for Christmas, Remus and Sirius pretend to be just friends at first to ease Mr. and Mrs. Lupin into the idea of their relationship. But everything doesn't go to plan.- Language:
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08 Jan 2026
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A Store of Happiness by coyotesuspect for familiardevil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2018
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Harry spends the summer after his third year living with Sirius and Professor Lupin.
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06 Jan 2026