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Quattro Frotaggi by augustaoctavia, offthemap for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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The wedding of Pansy Parkinson and Ron Weasley is going to be the event of the season: four days full of romantic, tasteful celebrations of love, all along the picturesque seaside cliffs of Italy. It has to go perfectly, and the wedding party needs to be on their best behaviour. No squabbling. No picking fights, no hateful sneers, no childish capers and arch-rival shenanigans. Harry knows this. Draco knows this. Theoretically.
Or: Harry and Draco are best men for Ron and Pansy, respectively. So, that's going about as well as one might expect.
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Their Shared Language by offthemap for So_scarlett_maroon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2026
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Gregory Goyle is the strong, silent type. He gets lonely sometimes, and he just wants to find someone who understands.
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Draco Malfoy had carefully avoided violence ever since he realised that the Black Family Madness lived in his bones. But after he kills a man, he is slowly succumbing. Violence, obsession, stalking... it's only getting worse.
It's just too bad for Hermione Granger that she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Plus, there's that marriage law.
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are campaign managers for two rival parties. They're also secretly together.
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The Wizarding World in the United Kingdom is a regency society... and it sickens Hermione Granger. She didn't sign up to be a house witch, and she didn't bother to become a powerful wielder of magic only to lose all of her societal power... just because she's a woman. So, she's running away.
What happens when Draco Malfoy finds her in the gardens?
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Salazar Slytherin was a parseltongue: one who can speak to snakes. Helga Hufflepuff was a tursitongue: One who can speak to dolphins and whales. Guess which founder Draco embarrassingly takes after?
Or: A moody, emo, puritan Draco visits the beach hiding a secret, and Hermione thinks he’s a tortured soul
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Unity Park by Lispodfics, marigold_13, offthemap, themelonlord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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The Weasley family’s magical theme park will soon open, and a reluctant Hermione Granger has agreed to participate in the promotional material.
No one told her that meant spending the day with her coworker and rival, Draco Malfoy.
Good thing she definitely, absolutely, irrefutably does NOT have a crush on him.
Definitely not.
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[Fic and Podfic] Veni, Vidi, Amavi by mangotart_reads, offthemap, Rchella_1401, writetimewrongmuse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Once, on a Valentine’s night, they wandered the streets of a city that seemed to have conspired to bring them together. The hours slipped through their fingers, but the memory of it has long refused to let go.
What happens when Hermione and Draco share a fleeting encounter in Florence on a night that was never meant to be theirs, and yet somehow was?
What happens when the night ends, only to linger like the crescent moon, a sliver of light refusing to dull long into dawn?
A journey takes place — a night is shared — an enemy turns more.
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It's New Years Eve, and Hermione has a to-do list to write.
So does Draco.
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A Quest for Clarity by offthemap for sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2024
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Professor Draco Malfoy is home for the holiday break and missing Healer Hermione Granger, occasional guest lecturer at Hogwarts. She's been swamped at work and hasn't had time to visit the school (or a certain pining blond).
When Draco visits her at St Mungo’s, things get out of hand.
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Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...
(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)
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The Most Dangerous Game by offthemap for Jelly_Roll
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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The first great shock of Hermione Granger's life was discovering magic. A close second? Finding out that Draco Malfoy is a Veela—and she's his mate.
Now she's making her possessive former classmate chase her down. The more she eludes him, the more irate he becomes...
What happens when he catches her?
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Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy takes solace in a stable routine. Thanks to his Ministry-mandated job as Wizard Life Community Liaison, he knows the mundane beats of his every week, including which insufferable whack jobs will show up to his fortnightly Town Hall meetings. Everything in his life is boring, safe, and predictable—just the way he likes it.
But when Hermione Granger begins to show up to his Town Hall meetings, Draco’s carefully curated life is turned on its head—no thanks to her infuriatingly clever ideas, and her supposedly revolutionary Quick Quotes Quill.
OR: Hermione Granger gives Draco a special Quill to use for his Town Hall meeting minutes, which transcribes his every erotic thought about the witch.
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Hermione Granger is back for an Eighth year at Hogwarts.
She needs a date for Ginny's wedding. After a close call with Cormac McLaggen at a Hufflepuff mixer, she runs into Draco Malfoy inside a Blanket Fort.
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A Pansy Parkinson character study. Over the course of a year and a half, Pansy starts to become more open-minded about the world she lives in... though at first not on purpose. A series of vignettes.
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Harry Potter lives in Hogsmeade and works as the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor. He is married to Ginny, who is the new Madame Hooch, and they have three children, all grown-up.
He has spent the last twenty years ensuring there are no more deaths, no more injuries, and no more hijinks in the school. No child will ever have anything but a good time at Hogwarts under his watch. He even banned all adults who aren't students or teachers from entering the premises.
What happens when he finally opens up the castle for the first time in years and allows the Gobstone World Championship into his preciously guarded school?