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"Illegal" in 21 systems by Bainshie
Fandoms: Original Work, Humanity Fuck Yeah! (HFY), humans are space orcs - Fandom
25 Mar 2026
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Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't.
After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid.
But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.
A half wholesome, half emotionally scaring, half self improvement writing project, half mathematics fail due to there being too many halves.
"Illegal" in 21 systems: Terrans have a desire for illegal goods that far outstrips demand.
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- Part 60 of LF Friends, Will Travel
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26 Mar 2026
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Jason is missing.
Bruce’s son is missing.
Gone.
Taken.
By neon green skeletons with questionable fashion taste, of all things.
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20 Mar 2026
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The Battle of New York... the SECOND Battle of New York by Variscite
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Hawkeye (Comics)
05 Dec 2021
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The Seven (plus Nico and Will) fight in the Battle of New York with the avengers. This is set after the Trials of Apollo, so if you haven’t read that you’ll get pretty major spoilers, just a heads up.
**2/18/22** I did some editing, changed a couple things to make it more seamless and changed Will and Nico's code names. Shoutout to Jill for helping me come up with matching ones, I think these names are way better.
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- Part 1 of I Just Want a Happy Meal
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- English
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- 36,398
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- 12/12
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17 Mar 2026
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Always trust Sokka's instincts by Thisisentertaining
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
04 Mar 2026
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04 Mar 2026
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Everything Is (Not) Okay by liketolaugh
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
25 Jun 2024
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After spending over a week investigating a prospective member, Batman has some questions about how meekly Phantom takes being shot at. He's strict with his rogues - why is he so lenient with the two human villains in his territory?
It turns out Phantom has a lot of growing up to do.
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- Part 1 of Future is Bright
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- English
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- 3,476
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- 1/1
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25 Feb 2026
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‘The Tapestry Of The Fates’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
07 Mar 2026
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“Odysseus.” Odysseus did not startle. He also did not greet Diomedes despite having known of his approach. “Odysseus?”
Perhaps this was some sort of battle related trauma. Diomedes ended up sitting down besides Odysseus and let his shoulder bump against the sullen King. “Talk to me, friend.”
“...About what?”
“What’s going on? Polites is concerned, so are your men. Was it the blood? Or the men who fell? Rest assured, friend, none of yours fell today.”
“Do you think King Sisyphus fights against his punishment? Do you think the Fates would allow him, if he did?”
Flinching, Diomedes observed the change in Odysseus’ eyes. Instead of the colour of the sea, Odysseus’ eyes were taken over by a hue of red– only noticeable when observed in a certain angle but definitely present. Diomedes knew what caused a hue of red like that.
Odysseus had been touched by Ares’ Rage.
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In which Odysseus is dropped back in time into the Trojan War and chooses to mess with everyone until it gets him killed or gets him back to Penelope. Others take notice.
Or, Odysseus is soooo done.
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- Part 5 of Mar's Writes Rare Pairs
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The reasonable thing to do when you get flung three years into the past would be to sit down and think things through - make a plan.
Fuck that noise - the Z-Team doesn't make plans. They have one (1) future dispatcher and current
disasterhero to find and bully into taking care of himself and one (1) statistics-obsessed, jackass supervillain to murder and leave in a convenient ditch. Easy, straight forward - no problem.Robert would really appreciate it if someone would explain to him what the hell is going on.
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- Part 1 of Reliving in Interesting Times
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19 Feb 2026
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Ensoulment by Valerie_Vancollie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Thanos' plans to eliminate half of all life in the universe were long in the making, requiring much time and effort. Luckily so were another being's plans and efforts. Plans which came to fruition at the same time as the Mad Titan's, unseen by either the titan or Death. Until now.
Not Avengers: Endgame compliant and 100% spoiler free.
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18 Feb 2026
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Glapsviðr by Valerie_Vancollie
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
09 Feb 2026
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What if someone else had spoken up when Thor attacked Loki upon discovering he was masquerading as Óðinn?
AU for "Thor: Ragnarok".
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Robert's been trying not to violently attack anyone when working as a Dispatcher for SCN - considering it's not exactly the most heroic move in anyone's books, especially not literal superheroes.
But when his team doesn't shut the hell up, Robert's headache (combined with his lack of sleep from his lack of a mattress) might make him a little looser in the whole 'repressing his reflexes that he used in life or death situations when he was Mecha Man' department.
And, if he accidentally bodyslams Flambae into the breakroom microwave as a result of that, Robert will threaten you with unpaid time off to stop that information from spreading.
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- English
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- 3/3
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13 Feb 2026
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waters too deep to tread by DelektorskiChick for kiss_me_cassie
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Leverage
04 Apr 2022
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Neal accidentally spots someone in the crowded museum footage, and tells the suits a story about a legendary crew.
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13 Feb 2026
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As part of their plan to take down a crooked art dealer, the Leverage team need a painting forged in a hurry. Luckily, Alec Hardison knows just the guy – Neal Caffrey.
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- English
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- 12,790
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- 2/2
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- 1
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- 60
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13 Feb 2026
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Everyone was having a good time celebrating their victory over Shroud and the Red Ring that they may have forgot that some of them were hurt. That some of them were hurt worse then others... much worse.
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Robert should be much more injured after 3 weeks of recovery, bar fights, explosions, torture, and of course, more fighting.
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12 Feb 2026
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Robert Robertson should have died years ago. He’s a powerless superhero who’s been beaten, blown up, and on the wrong side of the edge of disaster more times than he can count.
After he becomes a dispatcher, Z-team notices the strange way Robert seems to survive almost anything and comes to a conclusion.
Robert Robertson might not be so powerless after all.
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- English
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- 11/11
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11 Feb 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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- 8/8
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01 Feb 2026
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After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.
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- Part 1 of What is Family
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- English
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- 103,507
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- 34/34
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01 Feb 2026
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Because Robert said he wanted to grow closer with the z-team, Chase has decided to bring cartridges with embarrassing videos from Robert's past. At least, they're supposed to be embarrassing, but the z-team has a bad habit of picking the traumatic ones.
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Dispatch (roughly after the events of episodes 3 and 4 but if THAT didn't happen)
Trigger Warning: Blood, poison, child endangerment, implied neglectful parent, mentioned chronic pain -
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Danny wasn't panicking, really. He was just stuck in a bathroom with his powers on the fritz at a ghost hunting convention. What was there to panic about?
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29 Jan 2026
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Klaus fails to keep the Jägers out of his confrontation with Agatha, Adam, and Lilith. They have their own ideas about how this should go.
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11 Jan 2026
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When a slight irregularity during the restoration of Der Kestle occurs, the town of Mechanicsburg finds itself many thousands of light years and an indeterminate time away from Earth. What they don't realize is that they aren't in their timeline at all.
Exiled from all they knew, the cast of Girl Genius must confront the vast new vistas of all possible worlds.
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- Part 1 of Sparkgate
- Language:
- English
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- 63,668
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- 27/27
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11 Jan 2026