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Life goes on. So does Guillermo and Nandor’s whole weird thing. (Set after 6.11 - “The Finale.”)
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26 Sep 2025
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30 Mar 2025
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The road home is not without obstacles.
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- English
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- 4/4
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10 Jul 2024
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“He was anything but cute. He was annoying.”
“He was trying to flirt with you, Edwin.”
“Well, I don’t wish to be flirted with,” he insisted. “It’s distracting.”
or: Edwin is not very fond of the customer that keeps flirting with him against his will.
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21 May 2024
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Somebody Said, Be What You'll Be by Mizzy
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
21 Oct 2015
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Okay, so here's the lowdown: he's naked, he doesn't know his own name, there's a Spider-man suit in the hotel room bathtub and his equally naked buddy can set himself on fire. Yelp.
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- Part 4 of Spideytorch
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- English
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- 9,122
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- 1/1
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- 2
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14 Jan 2024
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Doctorates and Droid Revolutions by LadyNighthawk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
28 May 2024
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Inspired by a tumblr prompt by avenger-shaped-plotholes: Ten year old Luke Amidala accidentally begins to call Anakin “Dad” in public, then corrects himself to “Doctor Skywalker”. To cover for this, Anakin says he has a doctorate, then decides to get a fake diploma in case anyone checks. This spirals out of control and leads to a droid revolution.
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- English
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- 15,774
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- 10/10
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01 Jan 2024
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Dick has a whole family who would rather stab him or themselves before embracing him, and he respects their boundaries, but sometimes he just wants a hug he doesn’t have to beg for.
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- 4,167
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- 1/1
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- 21
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- 747
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02 Oct 2023
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"I kill so others don't have to," Bruce states firmly and clearly. This entire situation didn't seem like it could get any more bizarre, what with Bruce sitting in the dark and polishing guns, but somehow it just has, "While you are here you will not kill."
Jason's throat is scratchy and dry with terror, but the insatiable feeling of being talked over and disregarded is a fresh wound. He can't back down from this if he tried, "I've killed. I still kill. Who the fuck do you think you are to stop me?"
Bruce gently sets down his gun, and picks up the blade beside him with practised ease. Jason's blood runs cold when the man wearing his father's face says, "You will die by my hand if you try."
(Jason meets a version of Bruce who has manifested his fears very differently.)
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- English
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02 Sep 2023
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Jason’s plan to observe his family’s reactions to his resurrection…does not go as intended.
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28 Aug 2023
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Last Name by Linebreaker
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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“Oh dear, this form is asking for a last name,” Aziraphale said suddenly and Crowley looked up from the calatheas he had been terrorizing.
He thought he had seen a leaf spot and had been working himself up into a proper snit when Aziraphale had spoken. The angel was frowning down at the paperwork through his reading glasses, a soft crease between his eyebrows. Beside him, Adam was messily gumming on Cheerios in his high-chair.
“Just use Fell like you normally do,” he grumped. He was crouched over the calatheas, thumb gently tracing along the edge of one striped leaf as he looked for imperfections. The plant was trembling.
“A last name for Adam.”
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- Part 3 of Raising Adam
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12 Aug 2023
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Jason’s first mistake was hacking the Bats’ secret comm channel.
Although could it really be called hacking when they’d never bothered to change their frequency since his Robin days? All he’d had to do was log on, and boom – instant access to the best ways to avoid meddlesome Bats while he got shit done. And since his end was carefully muted, they wouldn’t even know anyone was listening.
His second mistake was thinking he could listen without getting sucked back into their drama.
Jason came back to Gotham with two intentions: one – protect Crime Alley and do it right this time. And two – avoid the Bats. Neither of these were proving as simple as he’d hoped.
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- English
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- 5/6
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- 8
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25 Jun 2023
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It happened, ironically, at a moment when Johnny was feeling good. Almost one month to the day, Johnny had found himself kissing Peter Parker at the very top of the Statue of Liberty. Their spot since they were sixteen, and Peter had finally kissed him at it, Johnny’s secret daydream since he’d been twenty-years-old and soaking wet, tied up in a water tower back-to-back with Spider-Man.
It had been perfect, and everything that came after it only seemed to get better.
Which was, of course, when a psychic vampire attacked Rockefeller Center, because that was what Johnny’s life was like.
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A psychic villain exposes Johnny's most guarded thoughts about himself to the ones he loves the most. Spider-Man comes to the rescue in a quiet way.
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14 Jun 2023
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The Lost and Forgotten by Litcraz
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 May 2020
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In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.
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- English
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- 272,413
- Chapters:
- 32/32
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- 69
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- 3,299
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28 May 2023
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Second Chances by T67
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
26 Jul 2024
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All the Bats are dead and Jason is the only one left.
After a suicide attempt, Jason wakes up fifteen years earlier, before any of them has died.
Can he kept them safe? Or is history doomed to repeat itself?
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- English
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- 121,350
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- 42/42
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- 644
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25 Apr 2023
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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- English
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- 6/6
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12 Apr 2023
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One night, Robin spots a kid with an overnight bag on a rooftop, and he jumps to the obvious conclusion: the kid's trying to run away. The kid is doing a really bad job of it, though, and that's the sort of thing Robin just has to correct.
Except the kid is Tim Drake, and Tim isn't actually trying to run away. But "running away" does sound a little better than "stalking bat-themed vigilantes through the crime-infested streets of Gotham every night." So he lets Robin have this one.
Besides, that's the end of it, right? Robin might have found Tim once, but no one ever looks for Tim a second time. Robin can think whatever he wants. They'll never see each other again.
(They see each other again.)
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- English
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- 11,522
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- 2/2
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- 61
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- 495
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- 17,888
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08 Apr 2023
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Watch This by snackbaskets
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 May 2019
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Hal and Barry are worried about Batman's new partner. Being around the Batman all the time can't be good for a kid, right?
Robin insists otherwise, and for $15.36 of betting money, is happy to demonstrate.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 1,131
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07 Apr 2023
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Deaged Batgirls by Sroloc_Elbisivni for Hinn_Raven
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2015
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Jason wants it on record that he did not sign up for this sh–sugar.
“Mr. Hood?” A small hand tugs on the hem of his leather jacket. “Cass wants ice cream.”AKA the fic with tiny!Steph and Cass that everyone was asking for.
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07 Apr 2023
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
- Language:
- English
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- 3,951
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- 1/1
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- 17
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- 592
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30 Mar 2023
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None of the others know how the Captain died.
He doesn't plan on telling them.
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24 Mar 2023