writesoftheratt
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Philomeen the Romance Queen by writesoftheratt for LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Feb 2026
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Philomeen faked her death to get away from Laridda. Now that Laridda's moved on, what's Philomeen supposed to do? Sit around and watch?
Nope!
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Ethel has certain vile charms. Okta finds herself unable to resist.
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- Part 24 of Baldur's Blush
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Two men who will literally fuck in a cave rather than go to therapy.
Rugan is a sad old man, Olly is a mad young lad, they bang.
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- Part 23 of Baldur's Blush
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Biscotti has been dognapped by Angry Mar'hyah, and Yenna goes to Silfy and the thieflings for help stealing the pup back!
Featuring: Yenna: determined to save Biscotti. Silfy: don't worry, she's got plan b! Mattis: proud older sibling. Ide: purely professional. Mirkon: awesome author! Umi: grumpy but willing.
Also featuring: dog treats! Mischief! Meta jokes! Silliness! A bit of trauma! Friendship!
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- Part 12 of Tiefling Tales
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One hunt leads to another.
"Was it fun for you? All this running. All this chasing. It was fun for me."
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Stories that are sometimes more funny than smutty
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- 110,260
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Fanfics for Baldur's Gate, currently focusing on the tiefling refugees. They are all episodic; even ones that rely on a setup from another story can be read alone.
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The Wroot Of Romance by LittleMissCactus, LizzieMajestic, solace_saphylos, Tavylia_Sin, writesoftheratt
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Oct 2025
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A collaboration series that didn't quite make it to the finish line but still contains a feast for Barcus Wroot fans looking for more content from our favourite Deep Gnome, tracking his adventures from the start of Act 1 as he encounters a number of characters and adventures!
With thanks to the original creator of the idea, as well as all participants who worked hard to bring their pieces to life <3
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A bad two-copper story, is it a tale of heroes of a tale of fools?
Well, don't wait, it will be starting soon.
But don't say I didn't warn you.
It is in the title.- Language:
- English
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- 4,495
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- 11
- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by writesoftheratt
14 Feb 2026
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A romp. A bit. A twocopper romance that will leave you fuzzy.
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Volo's Guide To Your Mother by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
11 Feb 2026
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Volothamp Geddarm has a brand new guidebook out, and it's all about seducing Gale's mother.
Elminster, naturally, is there to keep him in line.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,217
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 61
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- 25
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- 7
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Bookmarked by writesoftheratt
14 Feb 2026
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It's just a giant fuck you with amazing lines, like, "Who’s my good fellow?" / "I am, darling, I’m your good fellow." Endlessly quotable.
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What's worse than a hag who wants to kill you? A hag who finds you interesting.
Gale's orb has an appetite. Ethel has remedies. Neither of them expects the side effects.
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Five times Gale was played by Auntie Ethel, and one time he wasn't.
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- English
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- 11,777
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 11
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by writesoftheratt
12 Feb 2026
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Great character voices and quite a touching story without sacrificing Ethel's nastiness
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Explicit drawings I made for the event featuring rare characters and pairings
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- English
- Words:
- 10
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 26
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 654
Bookmarked by writesoftheratt
06 Feb 2026
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ETHEL DOMME RAPH SUB ALL IS GOOD
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For the 2025 Tolna's Christmas gift exchange
Bookmarked by writesoftheratt
22 Dec 2025
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They're so nasty and I love them