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  1. 99

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.

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  3. 11

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    After a lifetime spent being bounced around new schools, Karkat can't help but notice there's something strange going on in this sleepy southern town.

    Specifically, something that hovers around the supernatural.

    And the boy with the bruise isn't making this mystery any easier on him.

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  5. 1

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    A tale about a girl and her mercenaries and they play a game together.

    One day, Scout finds a suspicious looking game. The mercenaries discover that they were destined to end this world and create the next.

    TL;DR: The mercenaries play SBURB.

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  6. 26

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    In an alternate universe, the trolls succeeded in their session and became the gods of Earth. In this timeline, Rose and Jade are both priestesses of Aradia, the Daughter of Death.

    It is a decidedly nonvirginal practice.

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  7. 9

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    You think she’s letting you see what she does, how she grins when she slips another girl’s lip gloss into the sleeve of her coat.

    You think she’s a thief. You hate her.

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  8. 11

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    Watch this essay here!

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  9. 6

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    "You know," you say, your tone as light and falsely conversational as you can make it, "when you told me that you could get your hands on Imperial-quality weapons, I was only mostly worried about what kind of fuckshit you might be smuggling."

     

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    Your name is KARKAT AMPORA, and you really wish the idiots you choose to deal with on a regular basis would keep you posted when they plan to commit crimes. Actually, it would be fan-fucking-tastic if they could manage to let you know what crimes they plan to commit. This lack of information is hard on your plans.

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  10. 75

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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

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    • 24 Aug 2025

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    • 06 Apr 2025

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      “I created you, remember?” Karkat taunted, his mutant blood covering his hand like a glove as Dave watched in muted horror. “So you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

      God. Dave loved him so fucking much. There were no words to describe the love that poured through his very soul as Karkat elegantly told the HIC to go fuck herself. It was a thing of beauty.

      “Impossible,” she snarled, her eyes suddenly distant. “You look just glubbin like him.”

      “And I’ll finish what he fucking started,” Karkat promised, locking a conversation just for the two of them. “Come and get me.”

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  11. 15

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    I started this project over on my Classpect Blog on Tumblr, but decided to try and branch out my work to here. I am here to analyze and theorize about all of these pieces of destiny and one's own identity, including their general personalities, social life, struggles in life relating to their Class, Aspect, and combined Classpect, how they will achieve their powers, what those powers are, and what their role in a group would look like. These are merely my interpretations of the Classpects, so please don't take my writing as word of law.

    I'll update it whenever I finish an analysis, which can either take me a few days or a few weeks. Either way, I hope you enjoy the work I have in store!

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    How does the aspect system work as a tool for descriptive narrative analysis? I'm so glad you asked.

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  13. 9

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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  15. 95

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    A game-breaking glitch shattered the session right before the game was won, but like all games, sburb has it's recovery protocols. Unfortunately, said protocols splintered everything across the known universe, and if this remixed Delta Session is going to get back on it's feet, Dirk is going to have to find them all before the reckoning catches up with them again, all while navigating the horrors of modern life and doing his best to not fuck up raising a child. But he accepted the responsibility of his splinters and he's going to follow through with it, because that's what a Heart player does.

    Basically the Strider family figuring out wtf to do with feelings shit with a side of broken sburb nonsense.

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  16. 96

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    You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
    Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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    Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.

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  17. 11

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    (Full Title: "Who Are You?" And You: An Introduction to Hyperflexible Mythology, and An Examination of its Impact Within and Outside Of Their Associated Fandoms)

    What Hogwarts House are you? What element would you bend? What kind of Gym Leader would you be? You probably have an answer for one of those questions. If you know the system well, you might be able to answer for a character from another series, or even someone you know! In this essay, [X] will explain what a “hyperflexible mythology” is, how they work, discuss some of the most successful examples, and show you how to create one for your own original works.

    This essay is based on a transcript of a presentation given at a local sci-fi convention in November 2019. Audio from the presentation was recorded, and permission was given by the audience for their voices to be recorded. Audience members will be referred to as “AUDIENCE 1”, “AUDIENCE 2”, etc.

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  18. 5

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    A presentation of what could be considered a Marxist theory of classpect analysis.

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  19. 2

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  20. 7

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    EE: normally i wouldn't give my name to strangers, because i'm not an idiot
    EE: but you can call me anna claire, extraordinaire in training P]
    EE: the face is winking

    Post-scratch shenanigans ensue. Who remembers the one who makes people forget them?

    It's not like she ever had a choice.

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