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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

    Or,

    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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    Just before starting his high-school senior year, Shane Hollander thought he had it all college figured out. Wanting to study Architecture, supported by his loving parent, he was ready to take on the academic world and make his own future.

    Then his mother died. His father became distance. And Shane found himself... coping.
    Now in his second year at university, studying Business Administration, Shane found his rhythm: late to class, charming his way out of trouble, and trying to keep the darkness at bay.

    But if chaos had a way of finding people, his favorite punching bag was no doubt, Shane. Second year proves to be more than he bargained for. Between a mysterious stranger who turns his world upside down, his bottled feelings regarding his life, and being roped into the chaotic world of rugby administration— which so happens to be the field of his sworn enemy, third year rugby captain, Ilya Rozanov — Shane quickly learns that coping might not be the same thing as living.

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    Optimus hated high-caste parties-- sorry, 'gatherings'. He may have only attended a few since becoming a Prime, but he despised them with a passion. If they think they can bribe him into changing his mind on hating the caste-system, then they have another thing coming.

    But one fateful encounter changes things.
    He has a chance to return Cybertron to its former glory. All he has to do is supply a revolutionary with information.

    Shouldn't be too hard.
    Definitely not at risk of falling in love with the gladiator whom everyone believes to be his escort.

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    ***** NOW COMPLETE *****

    Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life on purpose: a brilliant career, more projects than hours in the day, and a future carefully unburdened by expectations. Draco Malfoy has done the opposite—running from his legacy, his family’s obligations, and a marriage contract he REALLY does not want to fulfill.

    A chance encounter at a gala at Malfoy Manor binds them together in a way neither of them chose—and neither of them can undo.

    An accidental marriage becomes something far more dangerous: a slow unraveling of old wounds, unavoidable desire, and a bond rooted in ancient magic that refuses to be broken easily. As Hermione and Draco search for a way out, they uncover a story buried deep in the Malfoy line—a tragedy of love, betrayal, and sacrifice that may hold the key to their freedom… or doom them to repeat it.

    Enemies bound by circumstance. Lovers bound by magic.
    And a question neither of them can escape: what if the cost of breaking the bond is more than they can bear?

    Accidental marriage. Slow emotional burn. Sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a lesson in accepting the love you think you don’t deserve.

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  8. 44

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    "If Kibum's going to cockblock me like this," Minho mutters resentfully, rolling out his own mat, "then maybe he should just fuck me himself."

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  9. 75

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    loosely connected shorts in a modern au. life still sucks a bit, but i'm trying to give them the chance for recovery

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    a rambunctious second year whose a self proclaimed Housewarden of his own dorm invades the lives of others, leaving behind a stain shaped of himself

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    Less than a year after the fall of Temen-ni-gru, a baby is placed on Devil May Cry's doorstep. A baby named Nero, with a note explaining he is Dante's nephew. Together, Dante and Lady need to figure out how to take care of this infant, managing Nero, their desire to hunt demons, and navigating their complicated relationship.

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    Jeongin is drunk off his literal mind. So much so that he's fairly certain he's experiencing made-up colors on his way to the bathroom.

    Oh yeah, and he's got a stranger's hand on his dick. Nice.

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    Katsuki runs into a familiar face at a bar, one he hasn’t seen in ten years.

    Good thing Izuku has better things to do than hold a grudge.

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  14. 17

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    Set in the mid 1400s, the realm is still recovering from war. Your father never cared for you to be heir, but the monsters, especially Jester, have a different plan set for you. In a world previously run by monsters, you are the bridge, but your foundation continues to crack.

    At least you have a dragon.

    (Series and OG game is 18+. Please check author notes for chapter warnings and viewer discretion is advised, this series does eventually plan to have darker themes. This is also technically an x Jester, but the Reader has relationships with the other monsters as well)

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    Arthur is a closeted Olympic snowboarder who has only just started to come out to his close friends and family. To the rest of the world, he’s Arthur Pendragon, Team GB’s Golden Boy and best hope of getting a gold medal in the Olympics after coming home with the silver in Sochi (and fuck wasn’t that an experience, worrying about being outed in homophobic-central Russia. To be honest, Arthur feels guilty he even attended those games).

    The pressure on Arthur is immense, but as long as he can keep his head down and get on with things, he’ll be fine. Cue Merlin Emrys, a newcomer to Team GB and up-and-coming figure skater who is determined to make his mark on the scene. And he’s fucking hot.

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    The fire alarm shrieked through the building. Lights flickered, glowing red

    Both of them froze. Caleb, mid-kiss, blinked down at Zayne in disbelief. “..Did God literally set the building on fire just to stop me from getting laid?”
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    Aka 4 times Caleb and Zayne get cock blocked + the 1 time they get to fuck like bunnies.

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    Shuuichi opened his mouth to speak, only to have another voice interrupt him.

    “Kokichi! You told Angie to meet you here with red and pink origami paper, right?” A blur of yellow skipped into vision, holding a stack of colored paper with one hand and grabbing Kokichi’s hand with the other.

     

    Are you kidding me?

     

    ________

    Or, Shuuichi tries to confess his feelings to Kokichi. It doesn't go as planned.

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    Ron and Reagan decide to cockblock Brett, then cruelly toy with him.

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  19. 95

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    Once Mike and Will finally crossed that line with each other it turns out it was extremely hard to hide a relationship when all you wanted to do was hump each other’s brains out.

    Innocent shared looks across the table turned into a dangerous game of footsie under the table and sitting too close together on the couch became playing a game of chicken under a blanket while the rest of their friends tried to watch the VHS tape they had rented for the night.

    It soon became a dangerous game of ‘How quick can we have sex before someone almost barges in on us’

    Or: The 5 times Mike and Will almost got caught and the 1 time they did

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