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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

    Or,

    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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    At the Jujutsu Metropolitan Detective Agency, two elite teams lead the charge in solving the city's most twisted case. They also happen to be led by two men who claim to hate each other—but somehow end up staring just a little too long, standing just a little too close, and arguing like it’s foreplay.

    As a chilling case pulls the two teams into a joint investigation, tensions rise, secrets unravel, and boundaries blur. Between bloody crime scenes and late-night stakeouts, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru find themselves walking the tightrope between rivalry and something much more dangerous.

    The case might be cold.

    But their hearts are burning.

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    Blackbeard kills kids.

    Only the really naughty ones though, the ones who deserved it. That’s what Black Pete had said to Stede, only a few short days before their fated meeting with said infamous pirate captain. It hadn’t really processed at the time, just another barely believable description of the mythical man idolised by Stede’s fanciful employee. It isn’t true. It can’t be. The man standing in front of Stede now has only killed one person, he’d said as much.

    But Stede had watched him order the deaths of men. Blackbeard may not have been the one to do it, but his body count was higher than a singular digit. He was perfectly capable of being the monster so many believed him to be.

    Stede holds the wailing baby closer. He meets Ed’s expression with one that he hopes is defiant, or determined. Something strong.

    “She’s coming with us,” he says and his tone is a challenge.

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    ***** NOW COMPLETE *****

    Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life on purpose: a brilliant career, more projects than hours in the day, and a future carefully unburdened by expectations. Draco Malfoy has done the opposite—running from his legacy, his family’s obligations, and a marriage contract he REALLY does not want to fulfill.

    A chance encounter at a gala at Malfoy Manor binds them together in a way neither of them chose—and neither of them can undo.

    An accidental marriage becomes something far more dangerous: a slow unraveling of old wounds, unavoidable desire, and a bond rooted in ancient magic that refuses to be broken easily. As Hermione and Draco search for a way out, they uncover a story buried deep in the Malfoy line—a tragedy of love, betrayal, and sacrifice that may hold the key to their freedom… or doom them to repeat it.

    Enemies bound by circumstance. Lovers bound by magic.
    And a question neither of them can escape: what if the cost of breaking the bond is more than they can bear?

    Accidental marriage. Slow emotional burn. Sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a lesson in accepting the love you think you don’t deserve.

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    hyunho drabble because it’s hyunjin’s birthday! 🩷

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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  7. 12

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    Listen that scene is all I can think about. You cannot have Colin make a statement like that and ask this fandom not to run with it… Especially with the lack of Polin in season 4 at this point it’s just sad the writers don’t know how to write them. In my head it’s always their season….

    This is inspired by a deleted season 3 scene specifically 3x07 at Colin’s bachelor party where he had a scene with a lady of the night called Ambrosia and he rejected her advances… So was Pen totally wrong…

    This takes place in season 4 where Pen is struggling with Whistledown and Colin is missing her. I am still in the process of writing but I wanted to get something out to you guys…

    Enjoy

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    Wei Wuxian never would have believed he was a cut-sleeve until he met a man as good as Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji was one of the best men Wei Wuxian has ever known; always going where there was chaos, helping those in need, being virtuous, righteous, and always the most beautiful man in Wei Wuxian’s eye. He knew he was blessed to have a husband as wonderful as Hanguang-Jun, who spoiled him with affection anytime Wei Wuxian whined for it.

    Wei Wuxian wasn’t the jealous type. Even when others tended to overlook him, their attention focusing on his gorgeous Hanguang-Jun, trying to get him for themselves, Wei Wuxian never felt jealous. Lan Wangji’s constant attention and adoration for him made him feel secure and loved, never doubting their dedication to each other. It irritated him when people ignored their relationship, solely based on them both being men, and treated Lan Wangji like he was still an available bachelor, but no, Wei Wuxian wasn’t jealous. He only hoped that he managed to show his husband just how much he loved him in return. Anyone with eyes could see that they were together, they were perfect for one another. They all could see that Wei Wuxian loved Lan Wangji just as much as the other. Right?

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    "Careful, Arima," he whispered, his tone teasing but his voice thick. "If you keep squirming like that, I might forget we're in the middle of a mission."

    Gojo Satoru is used to being untouchable. But when an accident during a mission presses him up against Arima Miyuki, he finds that his Infinity can't protect him from everything. Especially not from the realization that he wants her to break through.

    A mission gone wrong, a car ride filled with tension, and the beginning of a dangerous obsession.

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    Every year Angels descend from Heaven to clear out as much of Hell as possible, leading to the death of millions of demons never to be reborn again. Charlie Magne, the Princess of Hell, hopes to change this as she attempts to run a hotel re-purposed for redeeming demons. However, she faces insurmountable odds and out of the blue a demon by the name of Alastor offers his help for his own entertainment, but as he pulls strings behind the scenes the staff are dragged further and further into conflicts they wouldn't have dared imagine.

    This is a collection of episodic stories with a planned 10 parts for a first season. This is me trying to follow the canon information as closely as possible to make what I feel would be actual episodes of the show (although I can't help but fanfic a bit). Either way, so long as there's not more episodes available I'm going to keep writing.

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    "Perform an act of love, like helping orphans, to open this wretched door?" Alastor scratched his chin thoughtfully. "I could kill someone's parents, so they become an orphan, and then you can help them."
    "ALASTOR!" Charlie shoved him aside. "Yeah, of course, let's kill someone. Perfect plan to make us more likable to the angels, right?"
    "What? I was just thinking outside the box, dear." He shrugged, feigning innocence.
    Lucifer sighed in boredom. "We don't have any orphans here, miss. Something more concrete?" He grabbed the bars of the cell, staring at Emily.
    The little angel paced back and forth, clearly nervous. "I don't know... I don't know! What good and kind thing can you even do in a three-meter cell?" She ran a hand through her hair, messing it up, then her face lit up. "Oh, of course! You could try the classic!" She gave them a knowing smile. "A true love's kiss!"

    Charlie, Alastor, and Lucifer are trapped together in an angelic prison that can only be opened through an act of unconditional love... okay, this is a "two people must kiss" fic. Who's taking one for the team?
    Charlie/Alastor, but it can also be enjoyed by fans of Alastor and Lucifer's bickering.

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    The (mostly) Theron POV of his history and romance with Cipher Nine.
    A lot of Theron being thirsty and out of his comfort zone.

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    It’s only when he finds himself desperately fisting his cock in the staff-only ER bathroom, damn near in tears, that Suguru thinks he can’t keep going like this. If he wants to be a functioning, contributing member of society― He needs to get laid.

    And there’s no way Suguru would blow his load before he got the chance to fuck some supernatural poltergeist pussy.

    Suguru is a tired med student, and his apartment is haunted.

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    Draco Malfoy has done his very best to lay low—finished all of his reports on time, caught the baddies, and been at the disposal of Hermione Granger, Beast Liaison. So when he's forced to go on a mission—to the southern part of America of all places—with her, he's to say the least...disgruntled. To make matters worse, she's announced that they are to put on the charade of being enamored with each other. Just his luck.

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    A series of canon compliant stories focusing on Jeytiri and the Sully family.

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    Tamtey has to split her time with two very demanding warriors. Said warriors must come to an agreement to share their love interest.

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    minho is jisung's older brother's (hot) best friend. at least he's supposed to be only that. but he's also annoyingly smug and apparently has a thing for jisung.

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  20. 44

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    Once Mike and Will finally crossed that line with each other it turns out it was extremely hard to hide a relationship when all you wanted to do was hump each other’s brains out.

    Innocent shared looks across the table turned into a dangerous game of footsie under the table and sitting too close together on the couch became playing a game of chicken under a blanket while the rest of their friends tried to watch the VHS tape they had rented for the night.

    It soon became a dangerous game of ‘How quick can we have sex before someone almost barges in on us’

    Or: The 5 times Mike and Will almost got caught and the 1 time they did

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