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Podfic length: 10:27.
Mace is called in to help an Initiate who is having visions.
He did not expect this to end with him adopting a whole pack of temporally displaced feral murder children.Series
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Podfic length: 19:18.
Depa has a surprise for her new siblingsSeries
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Every year a summer fête is held at the Jedi TempleSeries
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Mace's children bribe the force for help on a rescue missionSeries
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Podfic length: 15:07.
It's a lovely panto season in the Jedi temple and Obi-wan is a horrible goose.Series
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[Podfic] The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by Locktea
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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Podfic of: The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by GoldfinchBright
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Socially Acceptable Ways to Meet Your Soulmate by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Aug 2020
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Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.
So they told him to pay off his own student debt.
Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.
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An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.
Or their soulmate.
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07 Oct 2023
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jump care by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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In Jaskier’s defense, he would argue that he had very good reasons for not realizing he was haunted. Between gigs and side jobs, his days are far from standard working hours, the house is old so who would be alarmed by a few odd noises now and then, and after a lifetime of ADHD, who is he to say that he didn’t leave every single cabinet door open and rearrange his mugs in the cupboard without realizing it?
“The fucking writing in the mirror wasn’t a clue?” Priscilla asks with a dubious eyebrow raised.
(Jaskier has a poltergeist) (This is a problem until it gets his rent reduced) (Then the only problem is stopping the witcher his landlord hired from wrecking the good thing he's got going on)
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29 Sep 2022
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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15 Apr 2020
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Pen Name by Kru
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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“Tell me,” Geralt starts, still observing the group as he asks, “How exactly did you make sure no one will know that the book is about us?”
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An Argument for Boredom by Only_1_Truth, roseforthethorns
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
14 Dec 2018
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After leaving MI6, James Bond becomes a killer-for-hire. Unfortunately, he’s entirely too good at it, and it’s left him not only jaded but bored out of his fucking mind.
Enter Quincey Worthington. He’s rich, he’s a genius, he hates his father, and he’s bored. It’s a bad combo. It gets even worse when someone is sent to murder him… The chaos that ensues just might end well for both of them, and if nothing else, it certainly ends the boredom.
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10 Apr 2019