14 Bookmarks by Locktea
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Socially Acceptable Ways to Meet Your Soulmate by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Aug 2020
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Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.
So they told him to pay off his own student debt.
Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.
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An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.
Or their soulmate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,288
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 301
- Kudos:
- 5,556
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07 Oct 2023
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jump care by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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In Jaskier’s defense, he would argue that he had very good reasons for not realizing he was haunted. Between gigs and side jobs, his days are far from standard working hours, the house is old so who would be alarmed by a few odd noises now and then, and after a lifetime of ADHD, who is he to say that he didn’t leave every single cabinet door open and rearrange his mugs in the cupboard without realizing it?
“The fucking writing in the mirror wasn’t a clue?” Priscilla asks with a dubious eyebrow raised.
(Jaskier has a poltergeist) (This is a problem until it gets his rent reduced) (Then the only problem is stopping the witcher his landlord hired from wrecking the good thing he's got going on)
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29 Sep 2022
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
- Words:
- 663,441
- Works:
- 52
- Bookmarks:
- 7,217
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15 Apr 2020
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Pen Name by Kru
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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“Tell me,” Geralt starts, still observing the group as he asks, “How exactly did you make sure no one will know that the book is about us?”
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- Part 1 of of witchers and bards
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An Argument for Boredom by Only_1_Truth, roseforthethorns
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
14 Dec 2018
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After leaving MI6, James Bond becomes a killer-for-hire. Unfortunately, he’s entirely too good at it, and it’s left him not only jaded but bored out of his fucking mind.
Enter Quincey Worthington. He’s rich, he’s a genius, he hates his father, and he’s bored. It’s a bad combo. It gets even worse when someone is sent to murder him… The chaos that ensues just might end well for both of them, and if nothing else, it certainly ends the boredom.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 42
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- 1,449
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- 257
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10 Apr 2019
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The ongoing adventures of Sebastian Moran and Jim Moriarty
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- 424,685
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- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 148
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21 Feb 2017
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Sebastian Moran is a rebel without a cause (literally - pro patria mori is a pile of shite). Jim Moriarty is an evil genius in need of a right hand (not literally - he’s already got one of those in the freezer). It's a relationship meant to be.
AKA The Life And Times of Sebastian Moran, Bastard Extraordinaire. Spanning seven years and three continents, containing 496 uses of the word "fuck", multiple murders, several criminal acts, a couple of explosions, a large amount of violence and sex (often combined), an utter disregard of rules and morals, and somewhere in the middle of this something that almost looks like a happy and loving relationship.
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Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe by abundantlyqueer, boxoftheskyking, seiji, suchanadorer
Fandom: Original Work, Sherlock (TV), two two one bravo baker - Fandom, Two Two One Bravo Baker Series
16 Feb 2013
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- 16
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Provenance by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite for trythisoutchiki
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
09 Sep 2015
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Will blinks, slow. He glances to either side of himself, past exposed brick and reclaimed wooden floors, past steel fittings holding up tables marked ‘no laptops’ with carefully calligraphed signs and the wiry bulbs burning dim in light fixtures above. He looks at the young man behind him, who doesn’t notice past his phone and his earbuds, and finally Will turns back to the barista.
Baristo?
Coffee-monger?
Fuck it.
“Just coffee,” Will repeats again, slower.
A delightful AU about a rare book dealer, an owner of a high-end coffee shop, and murder. This does involve Hannibal Lecter, after all.
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- Words:
- 8,520
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 181
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07 Apr 2016
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“Eggsy, I really don’t think-“ Merlin began, and stopped, because at that very moment, Eggsy walked right into a lamp post.
Across the street, at a sidewalk corner cafe, reading a paper, sandwich part-eaten on a plate, sleek, long legs crossed neatly under the table, was Harry Hart.
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24 Mar 2015
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Bookmarked by Locktea
01 Jun 2014
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Step one: Obtain the alpha’s permission.
Step two: Signal your intentions to your intended with a gift of wolfsbane.
Step three: Show your ability to protect your intended
Step three: Prove that you can provide….Peter’s thoughts crashed into a halt when Stiles’ words impacted him with their full force.
Allison’s dad saved your sorry ass.
Allison Argent’s dad.
The same goddamn Argent who had given Peter the wolfsbane that was the reason Peter had this hangover. The wolfsbane retrieved from a witch’s lair, while hunting said cat-murdering psycho bitch, with the cost of a ruined shirt and blood loss for Argent in lieu of missing internal organs.
Or: When Peter explains to Stiles how to woo Derek properly, Chris Argent's recent actions are seen a new light. But surely the hunter could not be courting a werewolf? No, it must all be a mistake, a coincidence.
(On indeterminate hiatus. I will finish this damn thing one day, but until then the relationships are resolved in what exists as of now)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 47,007
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 533
- Kudos:
- 1,665
- Bookmarks:
- 369
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Bookmarked by Locktea
10 May 2014