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    Shane Hollander is trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards at Centaurs by Design. Ilya Rozanov does his best to make Shane's job as difficult as possible.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

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    11 Mar 2026

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    There's no good way to be stuck in an elevator. Not when you're stuck in an elevator with someone who treats being annoying as an art form he wants to perfect, and definitely not when that person is your son's rival who you've hated for years.

    But, when Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Shane doesn't know how long they sit there in silence.

    He isn't counting seconds or minutes as the time passes by, quiet and heavy in the dim light of the hotel room. Instead, he counts Ilya's breaths—the ones that tremble and shake against the skin of Shane's neck, the ones that are buried in the fabric of Shane's shirt, the ones that become steadier the longer that Shane holds him as tight as he can.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Shane has never heard the sounds coming from Ilya’s mouth before.

    He watches, enraptured, as Ilya tips his head back, soft curls bouncing, and lets out a wild moan. And wild is very much the word. It’s nearly feral, the way he seems completely uninhibited, the sound coming from somewhere deep within him.

    “Hollander,” he says, when his mouth is empty. “I don’t think I could love you more.” And then he digs his fingers back into the bag of Dill & Pickle Lays, ordered special from Russia, and crunches around another wild moan.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “He looks so happy,” Jackie said, joining him at the railing. She rested her head against his shoulder, wrapped an arm around his waist. “It’s really nice to see.”

    “Yeah, it really is,” Hayden said. He sighed heavily. “Fuck. I’m gonna have to start liking Ilya Rozanov, aren’t I?”

    Jackie giggled, rubbing his back in a placating manner. “I’m afraid so, babe.”

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    5 times Hayden started understanding Shane and Ilya's relationship, and the 1 time he finally told Shane he did.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    “I don’t hate him!” Hayden says, which is only true because hate doesn’t quite capture it. No, he despises Rozanov. In his defense, everyone with a pulse and without the last name Hollander does.

    Or: 5 times Hayden doesn’t get Shane and Ilya’s relationship, +1 time he does.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Is Ilya Rozanov really . . . ?

    Or after Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.

    A 5 + 1 story.

    1. Is Ilya Rozanov really moving in next door?
    2. Is Ilya Rozanov really not a playboy after all?
    3. Is Ilya Rozanov really dating someone (maybe even…a man)?
    4. Is Ilya Rozanov really friends with Shane Hollander?
    5. Is Ilya Rozanov really dating Shane Hollander?
    + 1 We love you, Ilya!
    Bonus: Ilya Rozanov + Shane Hollander = Stanley Cup

    **Note: this fic takes place during the events of The Long Game, so it contains spoilers if you have NOT read TLG yet.**

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    08 Feb 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Shane & Ilya's life after The Long Game, through Shane's eyes.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    "After this, therefore because of this" .... West Wing and Schitt's Creek exist, ergo we wrote a David/Patrick political AU.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    It’s not that David dislikes children, exactly, just that they are walking collections of his biggest triggers: loud noises, unpredictable emotions, persistent stickiness, a foundational disrespect for knits–

    “How come you have a husband and not a wife?”

    –and questions he has no clue how to answer.

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    22 Oct 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 50

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    “Coco Chanel said to wear perfume wherever you want to be kissed.”

    “And where do you put your cologne, David?” Patrick asks teasingly.

    Patrick samples the store's colognes. David has a lot of feelings, but he'll figure those out later.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    David stays at Patrick's after all following Season 4 Episode 1, Dead Guy In Room 4. Patrick said he needed to take it slower than a sleepover...tonight and David does his best to abide. But, he has a lot of trouble doing it.

    Not technically an alternate ending (since we don't have canon for what happens between DGIR4 and Pregnancy Test), but it sure feels like an alternate ending.

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    12 Jul 2025

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    It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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    05 Jul 2025

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    “Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”

    “The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”

    “Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”

    Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”


    David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    “Are you...Patrick?” It doesn’t make sense, but then again, nothing about Ray’s businesses makes much sense.

    To be honest, there’s not a lot about David’s life that makes sense these days.

    The kid giggles suddenly, like David has said something funny instead of being quite possibly the only rational human in the entire building. “I’m Jamie,” they say. “Patrick’s my dad.

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    16 Jun 2025

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