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I can fix him. No, not like that. Like, legally. by readingwritingsucessingwinning
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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Local fire idiot falls in love with sad lactose-intolerant man in the frozen foods aisle at 3AM, marries him in Vegas eight months later, and then has to join a superhero rehabilitation program just so he can legally serve as his husband's caseworker when the aforementioned sad lactose-intolerant man inevitably gets caught committing performative felonies while completely powerless and barefoot on a rainy rooftop. SDN HR representative M. Kowalski did not sign up for this, but frankly, the paperwork is already filed and she's too tired to argue (featuring: forty-seven stolen porcelain dolls, one very judgmental dog, an Elvis impersonator who cried during the vows, and the worst meet-cute in supervillain history).
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Flambae tries to remember when their relationship morphed into…whatever this is. Not quite enemies anymore, but not friends, either.
Flambae doesn’t think he can be ‘just friends’ with the man - his feelings long turned from pure, unadulterated hatred to staring at the way the light fractures off the different shades of brown in his eyes.
He went from wanting to punch the man in the face once a week to counting the freckles splattered on his cheeks.
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Flambae and Robert go on a date to the Pier, but an emergency with Flambae's niece cuts it short.
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Everyone in Los Angeles knew that the skies belonged to Flambae and Mecha Man, bitter and longtime enemies. Flambae looks back and recounts the years they fought viciously. The trajectory of their relationship and its bitter end.
Robert listens. He can’t do anything but listen.
Canon Divergent. Two-Shot (now).
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- Part 3 of Flambert Collection
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Doppelganger by lame_unicorn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
01 Jul 2023
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Jason is fairly sure that the man who just walked through the door is not John Constantine.
He glances at Emily. “Who’s the Brit in the leather?”
“That’s Mick Rawson. He works with the Red Cell team out of San Francisco.”
…Jason’s going to have to call John.
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- Part 6 of Held Hostage ‘Verse
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Pearl
R - 2h36m
Drama - Psychological Thriller - Tragedy - Biography
During the ‘War on Crime’ in Gotham City, Thomas and Martha Wayne are shot and killed in front of their son Bruce. Detective James Gordon scrambles to solve the case in the ensuing 48 hours.-
Thomas and Martha Wayne's death is turned into a blockbuster movie. The world- and Batman- reacts.
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Hotch stands beside a stranger in the conference room. “Team, this is Agent Dick Grayson. He’s the Bureau's liaison with the Justice League of America. I’ll allow him to explain the situation further.”
“I appreciate you all meeting with me on such short notice,” Grayson begins amicably. “I’ll cut to it. There have been a handful of reports in the last three months of injuries on a Gotham vigilante that are not accounted for in mission reports nor known civilian life activities. Although I cannot tell you their exact age, Robin is a minor and their living situation is that they are primarily under the care of their mentor, Batman.”
Or, Prentiss and Morgan conduct a wellfare check on the youngest vigilante in Gotham.
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Five days after Duke Thomas goes missing, the Behavior Analysis Unit is called into Gotham. As much as the Wayne family cares for their brother, Derek knows he isn't being told the whole truth.
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Let Down, Hanging Around by stormzy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Robin (Comics)
10 Dec 2025
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When a routine patrol goes sideways when a rouge witch pops up in Gotham, Tim finds himself in another universe. Again. He’s not really worried. It’s not his first experience with alternate Earths.
Well, until he finds out that basic rules that most Earths that have some form of a Justice League have don’t…really apply here. Oh, and he’s older than his oldest brother now.
You know what? Yeah, Tim’s panicking.
Or: the ‘Tim in the YJ show-verse’ trope, but comics-verse isn't a hellscape and the YJ-verse isn't perfect. Somehow, Tim finds a home despite that.
NOT ABANDONED JUST SLOWER UPDATES I SWEAR
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The Fall of the House of Wayne by angryhausfrau
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Mar 2026
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The Goose Place by heartbeatstumbles for flipflop_diva
Fandoms: The Good Place (TV), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
20 Oct 2019
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It's a lovely morning in The Good Place, and there is a horrible goose.
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It's not about the Red Hood. It's that you didn't properly evacuate! by CheyanneChika
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Justice League - All Media Types
15 May 2024
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Jason gets arrested by the Justice League. Instead of going in one at a time and getting incapacitated in increasingly entertaining ways before they can all break free, Tim and Babs decide to run the show. They don't even need to leave their bases to do it.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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Special Agent Artemis West by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Young Justice (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2026
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Artemis Crock joins the BAU. Can she keep her vigilante upbringing secret from her preceptive teammates?
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generations by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batgirl (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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The BAU is called to Gotham to investigate a copycat of the Black Mask. The case takes many twists and turns as Gotham's vigilante protectors become involved.
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- Part 3 of Criminal Minds x DC Crossover Week 2026
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In Their Defense by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
29 Mar 2025
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"Who the fuck are you?"
“I asked first, asshole.”
“I'm Red Hood!”
Jessica snorted.
Red Hood growled.
"Red hood? Red hood? Where's your damn wicker basket? Don't tell me you forgot the pie… Granny's gonna flip!"
“You think you’re funny?”
"No, I think you're funny. Thought I made that clear,"
“I’m Gotham’s most feared crime-lord…”
"And you went with a code-name straight out of a kid's bedtime story."
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Fed up with NYC and her life there, Jessica Jones decides to take a case in Gotham City and attempt to start her life over there. Between Gotham Villains, the Bats and a glorious Red Hood, what could possibly go wrong?Series
- Part 1 of In Their Defense
- Part 6 of Batfam Shenanigans
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Time Skips, Balloon Hits by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV), Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2021
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Some scrappy kid starts showing up at Jason's third favourite bar, and it's not like he can just ignore him.
In which Jessica Jones is a whiskey aunt, Matt Murdock is a human disaster, Frank Castle does what he wants, and Peter is the annoying kid brother they all have to deal with. And Jason Todd accidentally emotionally adopts Peter, and consequently is adopted by the local Defenders.
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- Part 5 of Spider and Bat Friends
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Cupid Draw Back Your Bow by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics)
16 Aug 2021
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Fifteen-year-old Jason's not at all happy about being left by himself in Titans Tower - until Speedy drops by for a visit. A piece of string and some sticks never looked so cool.
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
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“Why doesn’t he have an alarm on this?” the man asked, barely out of breath. “This is like 100K of mods parked out back here in some shitty alley. In Gotham.”
“He’s a big deal with some of the bartenders on King street,” Alexis said. “They’re all buddies. They usually kick out anyone who fucks with him."
“Your boyfriend sounds like a fucking pussy."
Or, the one where the Prince of Gotham stumbles across a woman smashing her ex-boyfriend's car in the alley behind the Iceberg Lounge and decides to join in.
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- Part 16 of DC outsider POV
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You'll Only Get One Shot by Krxstian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel, DCU (Comics)
10 Mar 2026
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He turned around, frowning at the figure standing maybe four meters behind him. Peter had no idea how the hell he thought he was being subtle. If that was his goal, he sucked at stealth.
“Hey! Yeah, you, the guy in red. What do you want?” He called again, irritation threading through.
Red Hood didn’t answer. He just stood there, still, staring at him through the mask. Peter figured maybe he was deciding something.
Whatever it was, it wasn’t his problem.
His mouth opened, ready to tell him to piss off. But the words that came back weren’t his. They rolled out of the helmet in a deep, modulated voice:
“You’re smarter than I thought.”
Peter felt his stomach drop. Because—what the fuck?
Peter has made bad choices before, but Gotham is the one that bites back.
He wants to prove he belongs.
He has no idea how vulnerable he is.