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    Welcome to Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas

    Here a group of talented authors will tell you the tale of the cheeky elves on the shelf Red and Green and how they torment delight our beloved Nick and Charlie

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    Nick and Charlie are a story that was written in the stars, destined in every universe. Destined to find each other. To fall in love. To cherish and support and adore one another every day of every lifetime, as long as they both may live.

    In every universe.

    They're also apparently destined to fuck inside the American fast-casual affordably priced Tex-Mex dining chain, Chili's.

    Which Chili's, you wonder?

    Why, ALL OF THEM.

     

     

    [A project from the writers of the HSO25 server. May god have mercy on our souls. … Or not, honestly that's probably fair.]

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    Countdown to 2024!

     

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  1. Rec 12

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    Five times they didn’t have time or proximity for sexy time but wanted to share, and one time they did

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    19 Aug 2025

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    A lovely 5+1 of build up and domestic glimpses; I will bookmark-rec the fic it’s based on too when it’s done.

  2. Rec 7

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    Every Nick loves every Charlie in every universe. In this one, Charlie has SMA.

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    31 Jul 2025

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    You should smile through your tears when you read this.

  3. Rec 28

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    “Oh my god,” Charlie bemoaned, eyes wide, jaw a little slacked. “That is the fittest, most beautiful human I have ever seen in my entire life.”

    Next to him, Tori snorted. “That’s exactly what you should be saying at a family reunion, Charles.”

    Charlie looked away from the Adonis of a human he spotted a few minutes ago, to glare at Tori. “Shut up.”

    He went back to looking at the man, he was standing maybe five meters away, talking to someone else. He was tall, a bit taller than Charlie, he'd probably have to stand on his tip toes for them to kiss properly. He had broad shoulders and arms that could easily pick up Charlie and carry him around if he wanted (and he did). His face was just pretty, even from that far away Charlie could tell he had kind, gentle eyes. He pushed back his hair, which flopped in front of his face, when he moved a little. It was endearingly adorable, really. He even did it when his hair wasn’t even covering his eyes, like it was some type of automatic gesture.

     

    (or Charlie sees Nick at a family reunion and considers the ethics of marrying someone who might be your third cousin)

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    18 Jul 2025

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    The most awkward meet-cute ever /pos

  4. Rec 10

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    Nellie witnesses her beloved Nicky being consensually (eagerly) spanked 🍑

    Full plot bunny in the end notes 🐶

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    15 Jul 2025

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    Funny and sexy - just like the author

  5. Rec 14

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    Tao scoffs, crossing his arms. "Wanting to try anal wouldn't make me gay. Anal isn't a gendered thing, Darcy," Tao says. "Anyone can do it."

    "Ohhh!" Dracy's grin turns wicked. "So you have thought about it!" Then, Darcy gasps, their eyes lighting up with a mischievous glint that honestly terrifies Nick. "Or you've already tried it?"

    "I'm not—I didn't mean—" Tao starts to protest, but his voice gets lost in the sound of everyone's giggles. His cheeks are a bright red, but he's smiling, a little sheepishly. "I haven't tried it. I just mean it's not strictly a gay sex thing. Like, gay people don't have a monopoly on anal sex."

    Darcy cackles from their spot on Tara's lap, the sound ringing through the room like a bell. "Well if you ever decide to stop thinking about and want to try it," they say, poking his side playfully. "I'm sure Nick would let you fuck him up the arse. Everyone knows he's kind of a slag."

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    Nick and Tao are both too scared to tell Charlie and Elle how they feel about them so they might as well take their sexual frustration out on each other instead.

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    08 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love to see something different in the fandom. Tao is still straight and yet this makes sense!