waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular

by jupitercl0uds

Summary:

A bonkers slice of life with too many characters, our main trio being Waluigi, Miles 'Tails' Prower and the author's guilty pleasure self insert. Follow them on their weird adventures (mostly caused by jupitercl0uds' mental state)!

original desc: so just waluigi saying 'wa' forever

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edit: someone said they found it annoying to find this in the total drama tag every time i update, so i removed a few fandom tags i thought weren't mentioned enough! the characters are still there, so here is every untagged fandom:
- total drama
- my hero academia
- inside job (i forgot to untag this last time sorry)
- NOT A FANDOM: sonadow
- possibly apple and onion & ratchet and clank in the future? i think i mention them enough for them to count?

i also thought i may as well give this a proper desc. above! - 26/05/2023

Chapter 1: day 1: 'WA'

Waluigi was feeling peckish. This caused him to say, 'WA.'

Chapter 2: day 2: 'WAA'

Waluigi was trying to catch the attention of a very very hot and sexy non binary kid called jupitercl0uds.
'WAA!' he bellowed.

Unfortunately, this very very hot and sexy non binary kid was not me, who would have accepted Waluigi in an instant, no no no, this was a Waluigi hater. I'm going to repent their soul tonight.

Chapter 3: day 3: 'WAAA'

Waluigi was listening to Nice Boys by TEMPOREX. He let out a pleasant, 'WAAA!'

Chapter 4: day 4: 'WAAAA'

Waluigi was playing Wii Fit Plus with a very very hotn't and sexyn't non binary kid called jupitercl0uds right next to him. Xe were absolutely smashing Rhythm parade. He gave a 'WAAAA!' to congratulate them.

Chapter 5: day 5: 'WAAAAA'

Waluigi was playing warioware smooth moves for the wii. He was upset that he wasn't in it. This resulted in a heart-wrenching 'WAAAAA!'

Chapter 6: day 6: 'WAAAAAA'

Waluigi noticed jupitercl0uds was experiencing writer's block and couldn't think of a good chapter. He gave them an inspiring 'WAAAAAA!'

Chapter 7: day 7: 'WAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was listening to mos thoser by food house. Then his favourite part came on.

POV (POV)
You're an icon cause you're me.
Think about how many people know they're gay because of me.
Got that F R umlaut H, my whole crew getting nuzzly,
Grab your man he's trying to roleplay on me all snuggly.

'OH MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVOURITE BIT IN MOS THOSER BY FOOD HOUSE!' said jupitercl0uds. It was bleedingly obvious xe wanted to be friends with Waluigi.
'WAAAAAAA!' bellowed he. He gave a nod of approval to them.

Chapter 8: day 8: 'WAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was watching real time sonic fandub. He found the bit where they said 'ᵇˡᵉⁿⁱˢ' utterly hilarious.

'WAAAAAAAA' he stated in triumph.

Notes:

what are you on about i didnt accidentally write wario for this chapter and then it took me like 7 months to realise

23/10/22

Chapter 9: day 9: 'WAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was writing a chapter of his rather toe-curling, spicy fanfic on AO3 and during school !!

He felt so evil that AO3 wasn't blocked and he took advantage of this. He screamed a villainous 'WAAAAAAAAA!' and jupitercl0uds copied him.

Chapter 10: day 10: 'WAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was wearing a cashmere pair of shoes.

'What an odd material to make shoes from,' said the very very hot and sexy non binary kid called jupitercl0uds from chapter 2. I forgot to repent their soul, sorry.

'WAAAAAAAAAA!' cried Waluigi, tears streaming down his face.

Chapter 11: day 11: 'WAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was on duolingo with jupitercl0uds. They were too busy shipping Lily and Zari to notice that they hadn't done a lesson that day. It struck midnight and that was when xe realised they hadn't equipped a streak freeze.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' said a heartbroken jupitercl0uds. That 122 day streak... gone.
Waluigi gave a comforting 'WAAAAAAAAAAA!' out of sympathy.

Notes:

guys i just realised that i gave the 'wa' for this chapter 9 a's instead of 11 for both the title and writing im so sorry

- 1st april 00:28 gmt

Chapter 12: day 12: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi was playing Mariokart Wii with jupitercl0uds. They were playing as baby peach in the baby booster, and Waluigi as himself on Coconut Mall. It was the third lap, he was in 1st place. He could see the finish line. Then Wario overtook him right just before he could cross it.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi in anger. jupiter started speaking Spanish out of second hand rage.

'¿QUÉ? ¿QUÉ? ¡VOY A MATAR WARIO! ¡PENDEJO! ¡PUTA MADRE EN BICICLETA! ¡AAAAA!'

Notes:

this is actually based on a true story this happened to me today when i was playing as waluigi.

also im definitely not fluent in spanish, so sorry if i got the words wrong.

 

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guys it turns out this was also 2 letters short im so sorry for what i have done
- also 1st april 00:28 gmt

Chapter 13: day 13: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

sorry i had to upload this along with part 14 because i couldnt upload yesterday

Waluigi was watching Thumin's video on Inktober. He thought it was very entertaining and decided to order a Micron pen with next day delivery.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he exclaimed in delight.

Notes:

GUYS I DID IT AGAIN WHAT THE HELL WHY CANT I COUNT (btw i am editing these dw)

Chapter 14: day 14: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi walked in on jupitercl0uds vibing to The Ballad of Hamantha by Jack Stauber on their weirdcore playlist.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he said, as he liked the song a lot as well. However, jupitercl0uds was actually very embarrassed that their platonic crush had seen xem in such an awkward predicament and went to bed.

Notes:

i deserve death for my crimes against the waluigi community i am so sorry for not proofreading these

Chapter 15: day 15: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

victorian au because i was hyperfixated on the victorian era when i was 8 🫳🫴
and if it sounds like hetty feather thats because thats how i became hyperfixated on the victorian era.

A certain young gentleman was walking down the street in a rather splendid purple suit. People across the land were astounded to see such a colour, and in such vast quantities. I was one of those who admired the man so. Purple is my favourite colour.

I saw the man walk up to me. Me, being a young foundling, couldn't comprehend what was going on. He explained his name was Waluigi, and in the world he was from, purple was as common as any colour. I told him my name and how amazing it must be to live in a world filled with such colour. However, the poor gentleman was sentenced to death by the Queen herself. I witnessed to execution with my own two eyes. It was a ghastly sight. And so were his last words, or rather word, a sorrowful, yet strong,

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

And then, his head dropped off.

Notes:

the reason for his execution and how everyone was astounded by his purple outfit is because purple pigment was very expensive in those days (thats why there arent any purple flags). he was executed because queen victoria made a law where only royalty were allowed to wear purple and wearing it was punishable by death. heres a link to the video i watched a few years ago if you want to find out more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYB-pmNs4VQ

Chapter 16: day 16: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Suddenly, jupitercl0uds casually and politely sang It's been so long by The Living Tombstone and started yelling 'OMG WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87????' despite the fact that they were not a fnaf fan. In his confusion, Waluigi screamed a terrified 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA⁉️'

Chapter 17: day 17: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi had to write a PEEZL paragraph for his english homework. So far he had written:

Wilson presents knife crime as bad, as stated in the sentence, 'Knife crime bad, bro.' This is taken from Charlie, the protagonist, after his brother is stabbed to death, so he therefore has a strong dislike for the topic. The word 'bad' represents the passion he felt for how awful knife crime is and why it ruins society.

It was not big enough, so in his boredom, Waluigi let out a long and miserable, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 18: day 18: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Boris Johnson came out as homosexual. However, this had turned out to be yet another lie from him. In his rage, Waluigi gave a long, disapproving,
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 19: day 19: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was April Fools day, and Sonic 2 was coming out in cinemas for the UK. While Sonic was originally a rival franchise, Waluigi had learned through the many olympic games he had played with him and the characters from his work, he thought of them as a good team, and decided to watch it with jupitercl0uds, his new friend. While they were a fan of the games and the first film, jupiter was really only in it for Tails, as xer love for the little fox thing was tremendous. Having second player as a favourite character seemed to be a running theme for the child.

'TAILS! TAILS! IT'S MOTHERFRIKKIN' TAILS! I LOVE TAILS! LET'S GOOOO!' said jupitercl0uds. Xe were feeling rather self indulgent, and decided to write in a new character to this fanfic.

'Waluigi, you are my dearest friend, and now, I will introduce you to a new friend. Meet Miles 'Tails' Prower.' said jupiter.

'I am a homosexual child,' said Tails.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi in friendly manner, and the three all shook hands in a weird circle like this:

Notes:

thats right guys thats absolutely right within the canon of this fanfic i am now officially friends with waluigi at last.

Chapter 20: day 20: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi, Tails and jupitercl0uds had now all seen Sonic 2. Unsurprisingly, jupiter was screaming with delight.

'TAILS! TAILS! TAILS! TAILS!' they chanted. While this did mildly annoy Waluigi and Tails, they were still glad they liked the film.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi. Tails decided to bathe in glory.

Chapter 21: day 21: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

yo im so sorry i forgot to upload yesterday i watched sonic 2 again with my friends and didnt realise how long it would be so my parents got mad at me for not telling them even tho i did. also my phone had run out of battery so i couldnt contact them and they were angry about that, too.

Waluigi and Wario decided to have a competition for whoever could produce the longest 'wa'. Wario was expecting the victory, as it was his catchphrase after all, not Waluigi's. However, over the course of this fanfic, Waluigi had learned the ways of the humble 'wa', and with his 2 new friends there to cheer him on, Wario didn't stand a chance. He let out a loud, proud and mighty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' at which Wario was so incredibly intimidated by, that he could only let out a feeble 'ʷᵃ'.

Waluigi had won by a long shot, and jupiter and Tails made sure Wario knew this. Tails, being a lot kinder, gave Wario a thumbs up and said 'Better luck next time!'

jupitercl0uds loved Wario to bits, but Waluigi was just so amazing to them that Wario didn't get any kind messages from them, no, he received a long, loud
'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!' along with a lot of stuttered apologies from jupiter.

Wario did that weird arm wrestle thing to Waluigi- yk- uhh...

that, and then left on horseback, his awesome moustache flowing in the wind.

Chapter 22: day 22: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi stubbed his toe on an incredibly sexy scarecrow, like, really, really sexy.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi in pain.

'Oh my god I'm so sorry dude, I forgot to tell you, this is my boyfriend, Scarecrussy,' said jupitercl0uds.

'That's right babagrill,' said Scarecrussy to Waluigi, who was distracted from his pain by Scarecrussy's sexiness.

Chapter 23: day 23: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

In that moment, jupitercl0uds realised something: they had forgotten to introduce Scarecrussy to Tails!

'Tails! Tails! Tails!' they yelled, running towards him. He was fixing a random plane that had fallen from the sky.
'Hey jupiter.'
'This is my new boyfriend, Scarecrussy. Now, I know what you might be thinking, "But jupiter, I thought you were a massive Aoyama simp, not a simp for Scarecrow from the 2014 animated film 'Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return', what is this?" Well, to be brutally honest, my twin-tailed friend, I have no idea, I was watching the film and remembered that when I first saw this I thought that he was attractive and then, I realised I was finding him attractive and boom, I'm suddenly a massive Scarecrow simp. Or as I call him, Scarecrussy, for his massive, gargantuan-'
'Yes I think I've heard enough, Ash,' said Tails.
Waluigi gave a pleasant 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in agreement.

Chapter 24: day 24: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Tails had decided to listen to Fly Away by TeddyLoid because despite his young age of 8, he was a massive fan of the anime Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. This was something nobody knew about, not even I, the writer, but that was about to change. While jupiter was fawning over Scarecrow for the 3rd chapter in a row, Waluigi didn't really have as strong feelings about Scarecrow as jupiter (though, to be honest, who seriously writes 3 chapters about their self insert simping for a scarecrow?) and instead decided to talk to Tails, who had nearly finished fixing the plane from the last chapter. In his curiosity, he unplugged Tails' headphones and pressed play on his MP3 player. Waluigi was also a massive fan of the anime Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, so to hear Fly Away was truly awesome in his opinion. He gave an impressed 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to Tails, who was frozen in shock from what Waluigi had done. His secret was out. He knew he should have just used his phone like most people.

'OH MY GOD IS THAT FLY AWAY PLAYING ON A BLUE SONY WALKMAN MP3 PLAYER? NO WAY!' yelled jupitercl0uds. They had the exact same mp3 player as a kid, on which they used to play nothing but the Megamind soundtrack and Everything is Awesome. Seeing Tails with the exact same MP3 player brought back so many memories. Waluigi also had the exact same MP3 player 10 years ago, so the 3 ended up bonding over it. Scarecrow had no idea what any of them were talking about, and so just kind of awkwardly stood there.

Chapter 25: day 25: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Suddenly, a very very hot and sexy non binary kid named jupitercl0uds entered the scene.

'My hot evil double? What is this, I've literally repented your soul like, twice now?' said a very very hotn't and sexyn't non binary kid named jupitercl0uds.
'Well, I noticed your friendship between a certain twin tailed fox and lanky, crusty nintendo character, both of which aren't even 1's. And, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.'
'Neither of us actually understands what that means, you idiot!' xe replied.
'However, your scarecrow boyfriend is probably an 11. I don't know why he would date such a below-mid person, when he could literally be having 7 sexes with me right now. Also, for the record, nobody uses xe/xem for you, I don't know why it's still in your profile, neopronouns are so cringe broski.' They were clearly ignoring what their less attractive equivalent had said and making their own points that were completely unrelated, just to show how bad of a person they were.
'Well, actually, Mx. jupitercl0uds (not the one I'm dating), I am incredibly smart, and I know that neopronouns have been used for centuries. So shut up, grow up, cause when I look at you, I throw up,' said Scarecrussy.
The very very hot and sexy non binary kid named jupitercl0uds gave a gasp that sounded like a 2000's gossip girl. They were just confronted by the Scarecrussy. And they were about to be confronted by Tails.
'Honestly, I spent 2 chapters fixing a plane, and do you know what? I think I got more joy out of that than having to listen to every single damn word that came out of that rude, disgusting mouth of yours. That's right, leave!' yelled Tails. By the way, usually he is his modern version in this fic, but for this chapter, he actually transformed into the Tails from the 90s saturday morning sonic cartoon my dad made me watch because he is obsessed with Sonic and other 90s Sega games.

What happened next surprised everyone.

'You know, I do not speak much in this fanfic, other than for my "wa's", but I am going to tell you: you literally aren't even very very hot and sexy lmao,' said Waluigi. Everyone was in shock. 'And of course, what the fans wanted, the purpose of this fic, I will give you one in disappointment, very very hot and sexy non binary kid named jupitercl0uds.'
Waluigi took in a big breath and then gave an enormous
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Stunned by the wa, they yelled,
'Don't you dare think this'll be the last of me! I'll be back, and you won't be happy about it, oh no you won't.'

Chapter 26: day 26: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'So you're telling me,' said jupitercl0uds, 'That after all this time,' they continued, making a million dramatic pauses, 'YOU COULD TALK?' Waluigi was silent, and instead, shut his eyes gave a slight smirk. Tails, however, wasn't even surprised. He had known Waluigi for years. He knew he could talk. It was only the last chapter to be honest. Bit of a shock to him because of him not speaking (sort of) being the point of the fic.

Scarecrow was a little scared though.

'Hey didn't evil jupitercl0uds say they'd come back?'

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi.

Notes:

might not be able to update until Sunday, sorry.

Chapter 27: day 27: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Scarecrussy was singing Lavender's blue for some reason. However, nobody was there to notice, as Waluigi, Tails and jupiter were at a vocaloid concert. ごめんね ごめんね by きくお came on, and Waluigi decided to sing along, adding an extra 'w' where there wasn't. When Miku screamed, he screamed a gargantuan 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Unfortunately, he attracted a lot of attention which the trio where embarrassed about. They quietly left via Tails' tails.

Chapter 28: day 28: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

The show had taken place in the O₂, so unfortunately, Tails could not fly them out. I think. I don't actually know, I haven't been to the O₂, but I'm pretty sure the actual arena bit has a roof. Also, Tails had to carry a slightly overweight teenager and an incredibly lanky, middle aged (I think) man, which was taking a toll on his tiny 8-year-old arms. He ended up dropping them, attracting more attention.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' yelled Waluigi as he fell.

Chapter 29: day 29: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Instead of flying out, the three decided to walk through the exit like normal people. As they left, Copycat by CircusP started playing. It was a shame, as that was jupiter's favourite song a few years ago. But nonetheless, they left the arena in shame and magically teleported to wherever it was they had been existing this whole fic.
'Why couldn't that have happened when we were in the concert?' asked Tails.
'I dunno. Lazy writing, I guess,' replied jupiter.
They had interrupted Scarecrow's rendition of Lavender's Blue, though they had heard a little snippet. It was absolutely awful, but jupitercl0uds was suddenly tone deaf.
'OH MY GOD THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL! GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT? ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH SINGING COPYCAT BY CIRCUSP?' xe yelled.
'I have no idea what that is,' said Scarecrussy.
'Ever heard of vocaloid? You know, Hatsune Miku? SeKAIIIIIIIIII-'
Scarecrow shook his head through all of it.
'Yes I think that's enough, jupiter.' said Tails.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi. His 'wa' was to the tune of I Miss the Rage Mario Judah Remix.

Chapter 30: day 30: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Wario approached the scene.
'Wario! Come to challenge Waluigi again?' said Tails.
'No, I came to sing Line Without a Hook,' he replied, and began to sing, 'I don't really give a damn about the way you touch me...'
Surprisingly, he was quite a good singer, unlike Scarecrow. Waluigi yelled a surprised 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' while jupiter asked everyone how they interpreted the song

Chapter 31: day 31: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Waluigi ate a vast meal, so he let out a long, healthy 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 32: day 32: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It had now been a month since the first chapter of this fanfic. Waluigi no longer felt peckish, and with his new friends, they all yelled a long and happy 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 33: day 33: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

sorry for the short chapters as of late im just really sleep deprived.

'Oh my god I really wanna animate you guys in alight motion with gacha all of a sudden!' said jupiter. Xe were in a silly, goofy mood.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' yelled Waluigi.

Chapter 34: day 34: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

I am not off hiatus. I am just posting this because I really want to post right now. And also, I never gave a proper description for why i went on hiatus in the first place, so I'll give one at the end.

'Ayo what the hell is that blue thing up in the sky?' yelled Tails, pointing towards a strange mist thing.
'Yo why is it moving so... fruitily?' asked jupitercl0uds. It got closer and closer until jupiter finally realised:
'OH MY GOD! IT'S ARIEL FROM THE TEMPEST!'
'What is wrong with you, Ash?' asked Tails. 'Why can't you just pick a normal cast of characters?'
'I dunno.'
'Ok, when you say 'The Tempest', am I correct in believing you are talking about the Shakespeare play? You know, William Shakespeare?' asked Scarecrussy.
'Correctamundo, my straw-filled ex. Oh yeah, by the way, I'm breaking up with you. Asmodeus has some pretty spicy bath water bro, and I want some of it.'
'What?' said Scarecrow, unable to move.
'Doth thou seen a fair maiden? I saw one that seemed to mirror you, only thou art plain,' said Ariel.
'Oh damn. I forgot he was from a Shakespeare play. Also that 'fair maiden' was not technically a 'maiden', Ariel.'
'I think this chapter has too much of you in it, not enough Waluigi, jupitercl0uds,' said Scarecrow.
'And I think you need to move on, Scarecrow,' xe replied.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' yelled Waluigi.

Notes:

So, to put things straight, I've been meaning to finish chapter 5 of A recipe for lovers since February. And, seeing as it is now May, I really need to update it. Updating this fic everyday is quite hard, especially seeing as now the chapters are getting longer and a plot has (sort of) been added. When this fic was just 'write 2 sentences, 1 ending in Waluigi saying wa' it was a lot easier to focus on other things, but even then, it was quite hard to do daily updates. When I come off hiatus, I may return to the usual daily updates, but just know that expecting frequent updates might even be a stretch. Usually, a chapter of a fanfic I write is at least 1000 words and I (used to) aim for an upload a week. However, with all that is going on in my life right now, issues with my identity, relationships and overall struggles of being a teenager, I may not even be able to upload this once a week. However, I do plan to spend 1 day a week writing this fic, so that it is at least more frequently updated than the usual fic. And for those, I will try for once a fortnight, however, again, I may not be able to do this.

Hope you understand!
Ash.

Chapter 35: day 35: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It had been about a month minus a little bit because there was an extra chapter added since the last chapter of waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular had been posted. Special interests of jupitercl0uds had come and gone, and now one of their current special interests was the 2014 animated cartoon Sonic Boom. As a younger child they had enjoyed the show, and now as a less young child, they enjoyed the show.

'Why does this matter?' asked Tails.
'Because this fic is basically built on my special interests,' said jupitercl0uds. 'Everything you see before you - see over there, Scarecrow from the 2014 animated film Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return helping Ariel from the Shakespeare play The Tempest with the change in setting and time while explaining why he should watch ENA? And over there, Waluigi is listening to sped up Sweetest Pie with the wink sound effect by Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion on the same blue Sony Walkman MP3 player I had as a kid from chapter 24?'
'Let me guess, all of which have been a special interest of yours at least once?'
'Exactamundo, my twin tailed friend.'
'WAAA-'
'Sorry Waluigi, but this chapter isn't over yet. I hate to stop you from doing your best but I have no choice.'
'It's alright, no harm is done,' said Waluigi.
'So, why do you bring this up?' asked Tails.
'Because, as it was stated in the first paragraph, Sonic Boom is one of my current special interests.'
'But you already have a sonic character in your cast - me!'
'Yes, yes, but that was because Sonic 2 was coming out and so, you were really the only character I cared about. But look who's coming now!'
Suddenly, the entire main cast of Sonic Boom (excluding Tails) came rushing up the hill.
'Tails! We've been looking for you everywhere!'
Tails began to cry with joy as his friends came together and gave him a big hug.
'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…' said Waluigi.
'I fricking love friendship,' said jupitercl0uds.

Chapter 36: day 36: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

im sorry ive well and truly lost the plot im bonkers now
also tw for mild depictions of violence and shooting

While Tails was busy catching up with his friends, jupiter was talking to Orbot.
'Platonically marry me.'
'No.'
'Ok then that's ok.'

'Holy crap what the hell is going on,' said Scarecrow in a boring, deadpan tone.
'I don't know, bro,' said Ariel.
'Please, never try to use slang again,' said the evil Jupiter_Clouds. They had changed their name for simplicity's sake. 'In fact,' they continued, pulling out a gun, 'Never speak again or your straw-filled friend gets it.'

'ASH! TAILS! IT'S THEM!' yelled Waluigi. 'THEY HAVE A GUN THIS TIME!'
'Holy fricking crap- A GUN? HOW? THIS IS BRITAIN, WE HAVE CRAZY GUN LAWS!' yelled jupitercl0uds.
'Well it's very convenient that we're here now, isn't it?' said Amy. Admittedly, Jupiter_Clouds wasn't even meant to be in this chapter until today so it was very convenient.

'Oh, jupitercl0uds. You do realise that it shouldn't matter if Scarecrow dies, right? You broke up with him for that Asmo guy, didn't you? In other words, he's not one of your special interests anymore, is he? And speaking of Asmo, where is he? Did you seriously move on from him already? Hoe,' said Jupiter_Clouds.
'Ok, first of all, I don't care if you call me that, I'm literally asexual, me talking how much I love Asmo's spicy bath water and Scarecrow's scarecrussy was a joke. Second of all, Scarecrow may not be one of my specia-'
'Oh my god DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?' Jupiter started firing at their less attractive counterpart but their bullets were blocked by a giant pink hammer.
'OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO-'
'Not to be rude, but they did have a point - you do talk a little too much,' said Sonic.
'Oh ok sorry.'
In all the confusion, Waluigi yelled a long and loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 37: day 37: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

another tw: same as last time but the violence is more graphic (please tell me in the comments if you think I should add graphic depictions of violence to the warnings after this chapter).

'Orbot, I know we're in the heat of a battle right now, but could I please platonically marry you now?' asked jupitercl0uds.
'No.'
'Fair enough.'
'I am going to pop you and you furry army, jupitercl0uds.'
'That came out a lot less ominous than you expected, didn't it,' replied jupiter. 'Anyway, um so... I don't really have anything to defend myself with so I'm just going to sit here and freak out. I dunno. Maybe I'll read or something.' Xe opened their phone.
'Hey, hey, you're not reading right now. In fact, what are you reading?' said Amy. 'What the heck is a dekuyama?'
'HAHA THAnk you Amy, tHAT'LL BE ENOUGH,' replied jupiter.
'DEKUYAMA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY ONE OF THOSE CRINGY MY HERO ACADEMIA SHIPPING KIDS? Alright, first there was the whole SONIC thing, and now this, so I'm going to make sure you feel this EXTRA HARD!'
'Hehe har- OWWWWWWWWWW!' said jupiter. They had been shot in their arm and were crying. Blood was everywhere and their tears made it sting more. Waluigi went over to comfort them when he himself was shot in the leg. He let out a loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in pain.

Chapter 38: day 38: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (platinum jubilee special)

Notes:

i have no strong opinions on the monarchy tbh. i lean more towards abolish the monarchy but i dont really care enough to properly have any opinions on it. i just liked this jubilee and the 2012 one because of the parties tbh.

'Orbot-'
'No.'
'Fair enough.'

It was the platinum jubilee. The fight was put on hold for the celebration. On top of the hill, friends and foe ate ham sandwiches and victoria sponge cakes all with Union Jack napkins and had small conversations. Waluigi, jupitercl0uds, Tails and Sonic all sat in their own circle, Ariel and Scarecrow sat together, the Sonic Boom cast (minus Sonic and Tails) sat together and Jupiter_Clouds sat alone, their back turned to everyone.

jupiter and Waluigi were telling Tails and Sonic about how they met Jupiter_Clouds and each other, however they were still bleeding and slowly experiencing the effects of blood loss, so their stories and speech seemed to make less and less sense the more they talked. Ariel and Scarecrow were talking about their favourite things.
'I like to invent stuff, like my rainbow mover. God, I love being smart. What about you, did anything massive happen to you? Well, other than this, I suppose,' said Scarecrow.
'Yeah. I was enslaved.'
'Oh. Was that a normal thing?'
'I think so.'

'So anyway I really don't get why we should really be ok with this weird jupitercl0uds kid just because they're friends with Tails. What do we have to prove he's not brainwashed? I'll tell you: nothing! Absolutely nothing!' yelled Sticks.
'Calm down Sticks, xe aren't going to hurt you, or any of us for that matter,' said Amy.
'To be honest, I don't think they're strong enough to hurt you,' said Knuckles.
'Knuckles!'
'What? I'm not being mean, I'm being truthful!'

Jupiter_Clouds was still mad that nobody was talking with them, even if it was justified.
'They aren't ready for my next move,' they muttered. 'I'll get them. They'll see.'

Waluigi and jupiter were singing incoherent nonsense, arms around each other's shoulders. Waluigi, though sounding absolutely trolleyed while saying this, warbled a long 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

before someone points out the fact that it is technically only the union jack on a boat and elsewhere it is the union flag, I don't care.

Chapter 39: day 39: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'jupitercl0uds, before you even say anything, I would like you to know that no, I would not like to platonically marry you.'
Xe gave a short groan.

'Listen, it's been 5 days since we battled you, Jupiter_Clouds, why do we need to continue? And, more worryingly, why haven't Waluigi and Ash been given proper medical help? In fact, you know what? Screw it, I'm going to take them to the hospital. Genuinely, screw you, Jupiter_Clouds,' said Tails. He began to put Waluigi and jupiter into his plane and fly away. If either were conscious, one, most likely jupiter, would have started singing Fly Away by TeddyLoid as a reference to chapter 23, so Tails did for them. 'Seriously, Jupiter_Clouds, screw you!'
Jupiter_Clouds scoffed at Tails' remarks and began to project. 'So, you furry-fuckers, what are you actually going to do now? I mean, I understand that you have weapons and all, but I have a gun, which, by the way, is a long range weapon. The closest you have is a boomerang.'

Having arrived at the hospital, Tails rushed in with the 2 passed out bodies. He rushed to reception.
'I'm sorry to bother you, but my 2 friends have been shot. This one has been shot in the arm and the other in the leg,' he said, showing their wounds. They were rushed to the A&E department despite the fact I doubt you would get immediate action in the real world, especially now in 2022. Meanwhile, Waluigi was having a nonsensical dream. At one part he read that one official FNAF book, you know, the one with mpreg in it, and was so confused as to everything about it that he yelled a confused, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?'

Chapter 40: day 40: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Go on. I dare you. Try facing my gun,' said Jupiter_Clouds. Sonic swiped their gun and everyone surrounded them. They began to panic.
'Uh, yeah, you see, a gun is pretty useless against someone faster than the speed of sound. And I'm pretty sure literally any weapon we have is going to be better than your fists. Go home, kid.'

They angrily shuffled off, muttering like a toddler with lines such as 'It's not fair,' or 'I'll get you, you'll see.' Tails was walking back with Waluigi and jupitercl0uds. Xe heard 'it's not fair' and decided to sing the song their mum would sing when someone said it. They went up to Jupiter's face and started to sing, 'I don't care and it's not fai-AAAaAaaahhh!' Jupiter_Clouds had punched xem in the face.

'Wow, you guys recovered quickly. I'd say it was like 2 hours ago Tails took you to hospital!' said Scarecrow.
'Yeah, I'm honestly surprised too,' said Tails. 'It was just removing the bullets from their limbs that took up most of the time. Now, as you can see, Waluigi has a cast on his foot and Ash has a bandage around xer arm. Now, because of this, Waluigi has to use these crutches and Ash cannot use their left- ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'
'Eating a sandwich.'
'DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID? YOU ARE USING YOUR LEFT ARM. You know, the one thing the doctor told you NOT TO DO?'
'Yeah but like, I'm not eating a sandwich with one hand.'
Tails rolled up into a ball on the floor and began to cry. He began to think: before he met these 2, he was young and happy and still had hope in his eyes. Now, he had a caffeine fix, was constantly tired and had massive bags under his eyes. His fur and ears also drooped a lot more often than they used to. But, then he realised than he was still friends with the 2 idiots for a reason, and now, he even had his old friends. They were comforting him.
'Hey, it's ok buddy, we're here for you!' said Sonic.
'Oh Tails, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you upset!' said jupiter, reaching in to give him a hug. Everyone came together and comforted the fox, even Robotnik. Finally, Waluigi, through sobs, gave a long, melancholy, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

sorry for the severe lack of updates i just planned to add illustrations to this chapter so i kept stalling it . i only have 21 more days of school (not including weekends) until the summer holidays tho, so thats good.
also i didnt plan for that ending to be so wholesome but im not mad.

Chapter 41: day 41: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Just normal friends?'
'Possibly.'

'Right, so maybe after Tails' breakdown, we should try not to get on his nerves,' said Amy. 'So that's why we are now going to have group therapy, hosted by me, of course.'
'Actually, I think we shouldn't do that and instead we should have it where you guys have to be around him at all times to comfort him because I feel kind of sorry for him at this point. Because I've basically wrecked his life,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Well I think that group therapy would be better,' replied Amy.
'Maybe we should let Tails decide which is best for him. It was his breakdown, he should choose how to handle it,' said Scarecrow.
'Girl, yes !!' said Ariel. Scarecrow gave him a hug and a look to the others that meant 'He's trying his best.'
'Omg, no way I love that woman on TikTok. Girl, yes! I will send Millie Bobby Brown on you now unless you come out of your #FlopEra!' said jupiter.
'Don't encourage him,' said Sonic. It was in a soft but aggressive tone. 'Anyway, Tails, what do you wanna do, buddy?'
'I dunno. Probably not group therapy. I'm going to go to bed now,' he replied.
'Want us to make it extra comfortable and stuff?' said Scarecrow.
'I dunno.'
'Bro, if my mum were here right now, she'd be calling you Beefy Bert. That's what she calls me when I say "I dunno" a lot,' said jupiter.
'Ash, no offence, but can you please stop taking the spotlight. This is a Tails chapter, not a you chapter,' said Waluigi. Xe nodded and was quiet.

Sonic put Tails' duvet over him. 'Would you like me to read you a story or anything?' he said.
'I'll be fine, Sonic.'
'Good night!'
'Night!'

'Ariel, I think we may as well go to bed as well,' said Scarecrow.
'I don't have a bed,' replied Ariel. There was a smirk on jupiter's face and Waluigi yelled his 41st 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

kind of unrelated but because my family is british-ghanaian, my mum would make me watch rastamouse and she'd say 'its a part of our culture' and i only just remembered that. if you've never watched rastamouse then you've never lived and also they're jamaican. not even the same continent bro 💀

now GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP FOR THE EASY CREW

Chapter 42: day 42: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Tails was still sleeping soundly through the next day. He clearly needed that rest. The trouble was, things were very quiet without him, which was odd, seeing as it wasn't usually him making much noise. jupiter decided to speak.
'Orbot we should totally use this as a bonding experience!'
'No.'
'Ok, fair enough.'

...

Silence.

...

More silence.

...

Turning to boredom.

...

'Anyone wanna play Mariokart? We have Mariokart 8 on the switch or Mariokart Wii,' asked jupiter.
'I'd like to play the Wii version!' said Waluigi.
'Cool, I'll just- wait, I forgot we broke all but one of our remotes. And we only have 2 joy cons and a pro controller for the switch.'
'That's a shame,' said Sonic.

...

To break the silence, Waluigi yelled a mighty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' though everyone was still bored.

Chapter 43: day 43: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'So, Orbot, what shall we platonically do together?'
'We will platonically ignore each other.'
'Cool, cool.'

Tails had woken up from his nap. He got out of bed, changed into his usual outfit - nothing - and made his way into the living room. The room had white ceiling with that odd textured paint effect so popular in the average British (particularly that of pensioners') home. There was a carpet on the floor with a rug on top. It was covering a stain. There was a TV playing CBBC, a gas fire and a dvd stack. Next to it, someone had scrawled on the wall 'DVDs' with an arrow pointing to it. There were 2 sofas and an arm chair surrounding it all; this was clearly the second childhood home of jupitercl0uds. Everyone was sat across the 2 sofas and the armchair was shared by Waluigi and jupiter.There was no room to sit anywhere so Tails sat on the floor.

'Tails, if you want, you can swap seats with me,' said Sonic. Tails shook his head. His eyes were the same as before, only now they were open. They still had that blank, hopeless stare and large dark circles beneath them. He was still a mess, but he at least seemed more put together. It was kind of depressing to see him like that. The image of a yellow, twin-tailed, anthropomorphic fox close to bringing a room to tears was surreal, though to Waluigi by this point, commonplace. Sonic decided to move to the beige carpet. It was soft but itchy.
'Listen, buddy, we're all seriously worried about you. The old Tails would be happy and cheerful, but you're all depressed and tired. So, I will give you 2 options: Either we get professional help from a licensed therapist or we all try and work it out ourselves.'
'I dunno. The second one, I guess.'
'Ok, Tails, I would like to apologise. I didn't know we were stressing you out so much,' cried jupiter, who burst into tears. Waluigi started crying, and yelled a long, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to accompany the child's sobs.

Notes:

because i like to release stuff on wattpad, i think i might release this on wattpad soon. ill do it in volumes, because i am not going to be able to update that everytime i update this.

Chapter 44: day 44: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

fun fact: i wrote a rough version of this in english yesterday (i forgot to bring my book home though lol)

Tails was in his workshop, fixing one of his broken inventions. He was the most alive he had been in ages. Waluigi walked in on him, holding his crutches and a mug of coffee.
'Hi, Waluigi! What's going on with you?' asked Tails.
'I'm great! Well, the cast and crutches are pretty annoying, but hey-ho. You seem a lot better. Was this seriously all you needed?' said Waluigi.
'I don't think it was all I needed, but it's really helped!' he replied. He was truly beaming. His ears were pricked up, the hope was back in his eyes and he had a ginormous smile across his face. It would of reached his ears, however, considering he was a fox, that would be terrifying.

'Sonic! jupiter! Tails feels much better!' yelled Waluigi. The two came rushing in. Sonic was crying, and rushed in to hug Tails.
'Tails! I'm so glad to see you better!' he cried. Tails giggled.
'Thanks, Sonic.' jupiter took one look at them and started crying.
'What's wrong, Ash?' asked Tails.
'I LOVE FRIENDSHIIIIIIP!' xe yelled.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' cried Waluigi.

Chapter 45: day 45: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'So, is everything back to normal now?' asked Orbot. Tails was now sat in the living room with everyone else, crammed on the armchair with Waluigi and jupiter.
'I suppose so,' said Tails. 'Well, as normal as our lives can get at this point.'
They heard a car parking outside and there was a knock on the door.
'I'll get it!' said Waluigi. Sonic secretly wanted to get it. The residents of the new home heard the sound of the door being opened and a lot of celebratory wa's from 2 people. There was also some Italian-sounding gibberish thrown in.
'I'd presume that's Wario then,' said jupiter, 'And from the sound of it, he's brought Mario and Luigi, too.' Xe were right. A beaming Waluigi walked in the room, followed by Wario, Mario and Luigi. Each were holding several Waitrose bags. They were giving off rich, single, childless auntie vibes. It was half expected of them to yell everyone's names and give them a massive hug.

'So, the last time I saw you guys, it was just you 2 and him,' Wario said, pointing at Tails, jupiter and Scarecrow, 'But look at how many of you there are now! And you've all grown so much!' He didn't say that last sentence, though it would have still fit. 'Well, it's a good thing we know most of you new people from the Olympics!'
'We don't know you, though!' said Mario, talking to Ariel.
'I'm Ariel. I'm a spirit from the 1600's.'
There was a pause as the three began to process what he had just said. Then, Mario and Luigi yelled out, 'Okie dokie!' whereas Waluigi and Wario said

Chapter 46: day 46: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

As all was unfolding, jupiter opened their chromebook. For the first time in quite a few months, they decided to use Twitter. What they found shocked them
'OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!' xe yelled. 'HEART STOOD STILL WHEN WE FIRST MET, I THOUGHT WE'D BE TOGETHER, YET, YOU'RE USING ME FOR YOUR OWN GAIN, AND NOW I'LL NEVER FEEL THE SAME,' they sang.
'What? What's going on? Why and how did Wario and Waluigi just say instead of a "wa" with 45 a's? Why did you start singing Fly Away by TeddyLoid? I'm so confused,' said Tails.
'APPARENTLY,' jupiter yelled, 'PANTY AND STOCKING ARE GETTING A SERIES 2 AFTER 11 YEARS!'
'OH MY GOD!' he replied. 'I NEED TO SEE THIS FOR MYSELF!' Tails opened Twitter. Before he could even check, he saw jupiter's most recent tweet.
'Ash,' he said, showing them his phone, 'Is this true?'

The tweet in question said 'i have never been ashamed of my search history until now' with a picture of their search history. It was mostly the word 'waluigi' in google search but with 2 that said 'hot waluigi'.
'Uhhhhhhhhhh…' Then, they got a little closer and began to whisper 'Look, just don't tell Waluigi, ok? It was 03:00, I was tired, I was hyper, things happened.'
'What are you 2 talking about?' asked Waluigi.
'Panty and Stocking series 2 is coming out.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' yelled Waluigi with joy

Notes:

guys i apologize for that tails picture it was rushed i can draw i promise. also i didnt mean to put a twitter plug, if anything i would have done a tumblr plug.

Chapter 47: day 47: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

‘Now that Panty and Stocking finally has a series 2, I can FINALLY 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝟮,’ said Robotnik.
‘Sir, could we watch it with you?’ asked Orbot.
‘No.’
‘You guys can watch it with us! Come on gang, we’ll watch it together. It might seem crazy what I’m ‘bout to say. Sunshine, she’s here-’
‘Shut up, jupitercl0uds,’ said Robotnik, ‘You have a TERRIBLE singing voice!’
‘Yeah, fair enough,’ xe said, walking off. ‘Anyway, I hope this series isn’t racist, because it was actually quite good minus the racist stuff,’ said jupiter.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi

Chapter 48: day 48: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Hey Wario?' asked Tails.
'Yeah?' replied Wario.
'What's in your bags?'
'Oh, I'll show you!' Wario tipped his bag onto the coffee table and out poured hundreds, if not thousands, of sweets. There were so many different kinds, from tablet to Twizzlers.
'I've been on holiday and on the way here, I saw Mario and Luigi. I asked if they'd like to come and they said yes. Anyway, on my travels, I collected my bodyweight in sweets, which I would have kept to myself but then I realised you guys lived really close to the airport I was going to.'
'Where did you go on holiday to?'
'Well originally, I only meant to go to Scotland, but there was this 75% off deal on tickets to the USA and I couldn't resist a bargain like that!'
'That explains some things. I've never had American chocolate before, but I'm not having it. I've heard it tastes of crap, and I know why, too,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Why then?' asked Tails.
'Well basically, do you remember last year when I went to Quaker summer school?'
'No, I met you in April.'
'NAHHHH, NAHH, NO WAY, I SWEAR I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER- Anyway, there was basically this chocolate workshop that came in and apparently, they use normal milk in America to make chocolate as opposed to powdered milk, so it basically goes off in the process.'
'Ok then, uhh, thanks, I guess,' said Tails. 'Hold on Ash, why did you even bring that up? There isn't any chocolate here other than Cadbury's, and you know that won't be American.'
'Oh, sorry, I didn't notice,' said jupiter, absolutely scranning on some delectable percy pigs.
'Waluigi, you need to have some percy pigs before jupiter finishes them all. They're your favourites, right?' said Wario.
Waluigi sprinted towards jupiter and snatched the packet from them. In an instant, they were gone.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he said in bliss.





(this should be a chapter note but i already have one and idk how to insert images to a chapter note)

GUYS LOOK WHAT MY PARENTS FOUND

if you don't know what that is, it is a blue sony walkman mp3 player. the exact same one i keep going on about. hopefully, we'll be able to get a charger soon and i can use it again (idc if nobody uses mp3 players anymore, that thing was awesome).

Notes:

help i have plans to add 2 new characters but i don't know how i'll do it (please don't give recommendations in the comments, and also i won't say who they are)

Chapter 49: day 49: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'ßáĸá ßéħáv̉íóú®,' said jupitercl0uds. They said a load of other weird phrases, and for some reason, 'I'm bringing sexy baaaaaaack,' a lot. Xe were packing their bag.
'Ash, what on earth are you saying? And why are you packing a bag?' asked Tails.
'Me and my family are going to the south tomorrow. I'm dead excited. We might even be able to go to the service station near Cambridge I liked so much!'
'Oh, cool! Where in the south?'
'I dunno... You know, that beach? I think it's in Norfolk? Well anyway, we're going to a caravan park near there. Which is only an hour away from where I used to live! I think it's 2 hours from London, too.'
'What about all of us? Do you reckon we could go?' asked Ariel.
'Eh, probably. I dunno if there's wifi though, so I can't be certain if I can update this fic. I really hope I can. I mean, at least you'll have Scarecrow if I can't take you specifically, Ariel. ⁽ᴵ'ᵐ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣʸ ᵇᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᶜᵏ⁾. To be honest with you, if I had to only take a few of you, I think you could all guess this by now, but it would have to be just Waluigi and Tails. (𝓲 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓪 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽).'
'Thanks, Ash!' said Tails.
'Well, to be honest, I don't think it comes as much of a surprise. There's a reason you're the only 2 who call me Ash.'
'It's sweet of you either way.'
'Not exactly to the rest of us, though,' said Amy. 'I mean, come on, this is the first line I've had since chapter 41. That was a month ago! And I don't think Knuckles and Sticks have spoken since the jubilee!'
'Ok, ok, I understand, I have played favourites, admittedly, but so what? I've known Waluigi since I debuted, and when I met Tails, there were only 2 other characters excluding me and him. Then Scarecrow and Wario came at around the same time, however Wario hasn't really been a main character and I broke up with Scarecrow without our relationship ever getting properly repaired. Then there was Ariel, who only existed for 1 chapter and during a hiatus, and finally, all of you guys. Sonic was already best friends with Tails, so he has been sort of important, considering Tails having that breakdown, however most of you haven't exactly gotten to know me. And don't get me wrong, Amy, you're probably my second favourite sonic character, but if I have gotten to know so many others before you guys, I'm going to prioritize the others. Things are getting kind of crowded here. Anyway, my walkman is fully charged now, so who wants to listen to some music?'
'Ok then,' said Amy.
The song 'Life is a Highway' by Rascal Flatts started playing. Everyone immediately began to do the stupidest little dances you've ever seen. Waluigi was particularly enjoying the song and bellowed a long, healthy, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 50: day 50: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

we hit 50 guys omg

'I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK!' said jupitercl0uds in a sing-song tone. They were wearing a satchel and a backpack, had the book Ace of Spades in one hand and in the other, an omniwrench. Hang on, an omniwrench? Well, apparently so, because the world's most famous lombax and his robot companion followed them as they walked in the door. They were wearing thick makeup.
It was unknown why xe were doing an Elvis-style pose.
'How was Norfolk?' asked Scarecrow. He was bandaging up a wound Ariel had gotten, somehow, who had a plaster on his knee.
'Great! I didn't get to go to the town I used to live, or even that nice service station, but it was still fun. Shame there wasn't WiFi, though it seems rather fitting to have the 50th chapter be after I've been on holiday. But look who I found on the w- Oh my god, what happened to Ariel?'
'Oh, nothing too bad. He wasn't looking where he was going when flying and accidentally crashed into a tree. What is that on your face and who are the new people?'
'The new people are Ratchet and Clank and the "thing" on my face is makeup.'
'OH MY GOD- NO WAY- RATCHET AND CLANK? RATCHET AND GOD-DAMN CLANK?' yelled Tails. He was beaming. 'You guys are my heroes... Ever since your first game came out in 2002, I've been so happy. You guys are the only way I've been able to cope with my character development going down the toilet in recent games.'
'Thank you!' said Clank. Ratchet gave Tails a toothy grin and the fox almost fainted.
'Damn, that's the type of reaction I'd imagine myself giving, not you, Tails. You must be a massive fan,' said jupiter.
'Well, you did have a similar reaction when you first saw us,' said Clank.
'Yeah, you were all, "Oh, Ratchet and Clank, no way, I've been a fan before I could walk and had a crush on Clank until I was 7 !!"' chuckled Ratchet.
It looked like jupitercl0uds was blushing, but that was just the makeup. Waluigi walked in, and upon seeing Tails, of all people, squealing with joy, and in the 50th chapter, no less, he let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in amazement.

Notes:

also guys if you havent played/watched someone play the old ratchet and clank games (as in 2002-2005), then just note that (to me at least) ratchet looks and sounds like he does in those. clank is basically the same visually in all the games and his voice doesn't change much either, but ive played the newer ones (and watched the film) and ratchet is really different tbh. just to clarify.

(also I am aware that his voice actor in the first game isn't in any of the later games, it's just he sounds fairly similar in the first 4 games).

Chapter 51: day 51: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

There was a heated debate about the ethics of proshipping going down in the living room. Ariel's opinion had changed about 7 times, however Amy Rose was in a hill that she refused to die on and would push herself to keep living on it (she was very much an anti). Everyone was getting involved, everyone except for Orbot and Cubot. And that was because they simply weren't there. This was pointed out when Robotnik (who leant towards proshipper) decided he wanted a drink and called for the 2 robots.
'Orbot! Cubot! Get me a rooibos tea. No milk, 2 sugars. Now!' He was waiting for Orbot to say 'Right away sir,' or something like that, when he realised they were nowhere to be seen. 'Hey, kid! Brown hair, glasses, purple clothes. You make me one, seeing as those 2 insolent pieces of metal are gone, and make it strong!' he bellowed.
'If you say please, I will. And I'll fetch Orbot and Cubot as well,' replied jupitercl0uds.
'Well then, please make me my tea, and don't fetch those good-for-nothing mishapen dustbins. I don't want them to whine about this too.'
'Anyone else want any drinks? Anyone? Well, I guess it's just your rooibos then. I suppose I'll make myself something, too. And I'm getting them anyway, because I'd like to hear their opinions.' The young teen filled the kettle and turned it on. They put a rooibos teabag in 1 mug and an uneven mix of coffee and hot chocolate powder in the other.
'Where's the tea tool?' xe shouted into the living room.
'It was pretty bloody manky, so I threw it out. Just use a teaspoon!' shouted Ariel.
'You what? You can just clean it, Ariel. I hate using teaspoons, they're nowhere near as good. Also, stop trying to adopt slang, you sound like you're out of an Enid Blyton book.'
Once the drinks had been made, jupiter put them on the coffee table. Tails flung 2 coasters underneath the mugs before his friend could set them down.
'Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to check on those 2,' said jupiter. Xe went to Tails' workshop, seeing as they had seen them there last. They were indeed there, though what jupiter saw made them wince in terror. They trampled back to the living room, stone faced and silent.
'What's up with you then?' asked Tails.
'Robotnik,' xe said slowly.
'What?'
'Wha- whu- why would you give your 2 robots... well... you know... reproductive organs? What have you been doing to them?'
'I never gave them- what? How do you not know that I am an asexual king?' he replied.
'Ha, aren't you asexual, Ash?' said Tails. 'Like, you know, very very far on the spectrum to the point where sex actually repulses- OHHHHH. Oh. Wow, um, I'm really sorry for you. I truly am.'
'Did you put them on, Tails? And if so, why? You're literally 8,' asked jupiter.
'No, no, they must have done it themselves!'
'Or maybe it was a hentai artist. You lot are sonic characters, there's almost definetly porn of you somewhere.' The sonic characters in the room all internally screamed upon hearing that.
'Well, what about us then?' asked Scarecrow.
'WELL, Waluigi, Twitter is dead thirsty for you, there's probably porn of you, uhhh, Ariel, I don't know, but you've existed for about 400 years, so yeah, probably. Not sure about you 2, Ratchet and Clank, but if there is porn of only 1 of you, it'd probably be you, Ratchet. So that leaves you, Scarecrow. Now, you are a very specific iteration of Scarecrow from Oz, and I can confirm that there is porn of you, despite the unlikely circumstances. I saw it with my own 2 eyes and I really wish I didn't. I doubt there's porn of me, and I hope so. I mean, come on, not only am I asexual but I'm also a child. Not even a well known one, at that! So probably not. Plus, I'm the only one in here that actually exists in the real world.'
Upon being reminded of that fact, Waluigi screamed a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' filled with existential dread.

Chapter 52: day 52: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was sprawled across their bed, crying.
'What's wrong, Ash?' asked Tails.
'I wrote a really good chapter yesterday and forgot to post it. Next thing you know, I have to reboot my Chromebook because it just stopped working for no reason. It's gone, now.'
There was a bag on the floor near the crying child. It was fully packed. Tails knew that this wasn't from the last trip jupiter took, as the bag was different.
'I'm really sorry for you, Ash, but why is this bag here? Where are you going?' He looked around the room in suspicion. He was hoping this wasn't yet another cast member joining. He couldn't find anyone, so checked the tags for good measure. Nobody new there... yet.
'The friends' summer school,' they sobbed. 'The part that says "the friends'" means it's Quaker, by the way.'
'Well, do you have friends there?'
'Yeah.'
'So why would you still be crying?'
'Because it's too hot, I can't sleep and they've got that bloody town singer out in the park, singing her bloody heart out when I'm trying to sleep.'
'Ok, fair enough, just one question: what's a "town singer"?' asked Tails.
'Basically, you know how we live in 2 towns at the same time, despite the fact they're in opposite sides of the country? Well one of those towns, the town I currently live in, has this singer. She's at, like, every event, big or small. Sometimes, it'll be New Year's eve, other times, it's just the artizan market. And right now, I swear, it's just out of spite,' muttered jupitercl0uds. Tails sighed. He hated when xe acted like this.
'Waluigi, come up here, please,' yelled Tails. The sound of a 38 year old man wearing purple clothes and a pair of dungerees coming up the stairs was made. Then, Waluigi opened the door.
'They're in a mood,' said Tails.
'I need sleep,' said jupiter.
'Welcome to my world,' said Tails.
Waluigi picked up the child and tried cradling xem in his arms. He started to sing Rockabye baby. His furry friend looked at him with a look of deranged confusion and the one in his arms clearly wasn't falling asleep soon either. Admittedly, it is quite strange to do that to anyone over 3ft, never mind someone over 5, especially one that is far too old to be rocked to sleep. He clumsily put them back down and then had an idea.
'What if for this chapter, my 'WA' is to the tune of It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach. Isn't that your favourite song, Ash?'
Tails looked even more confused, somehow, but jupitercl0uds was nodding and smiling, to the best of their attempts (they were terrible at expressing positive emotion, probably due to autism).
'Why, of all songs, It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach? You've never even gotten close to reading Homestuck, have you?'
'Yeah, but it is a great song. And it's calming. You know, once I listened to it for 4 days straight,' said jupiter.
'You know what? I don't even know why I'm trying to apply logic to things anymore. 2 robots mysteriously grew human organs, Scarecrow has a thing with Ariel from The Tempest, so you know what? Sing away, Waluigi.'
Waluigi took in a deep breath, paused and then sang a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to the tune of It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach. jupiter fell asleep.

Chapter 53: day 53: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (the spectacular summer school special)

It was the 3rd day of summer school for jupitercl0uds. Unfortunately, nobody but jupiter was a Quaker, and it was because of this that nobody had joined them (even though they would have be allowed). This didn't really matter though, as xe has WiFi, so a call could be arranged, and arranged it was.

'GU-U-UYS! I GOT TO BE A QUEEN THAT SLAYED-D-D! R-right, so we were doing snow white and I was the evil Queen and I said "Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the slayest of them all," and there was tea, and gay and genderfluid also-o-o-o' buffered jupiter.

'Ash! Calm down! You're clearly excited, and we are too, but please try to stay quiet if you can. Sorry about that,' said Tails. He was wired up to a headset. The computer he was using had a massive monitor, so the everyone could see and be seen.

'Oh crap, you're right, it is late… Sorry about this, but I'm really tired, so I suppose I'll go to bed. Well, I suppose I'll see you tomor-mor-morow. Actually, maybe not… u-u-uh… I'll see you when I next do? By-by-bye!'

And with that the call ended. And on such a short notice, too. Why, you may ask. And so did everyone else. I'll let you in on a secret - laziness.

'Waluigi are you reading this?' said Tails.

'What? What on earth?' said Waluigi. There was a pause. Tails began giving him little nudges.

'go on… do the thing. the thing. you know.'

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? That?'

Everyone cheered.

 

 

BONUS: a sketch I didn't finish and decided to colour in.

Chapter 54: day 54: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' (the second spectacular summer school special)

It was jupitercl0uds' last day of summer school. Non-existent tears were falling from their eyes at a constant stream. They decided to sit in the wardrobe and call the others. Initially, sitting in it was a joke them and their friends had made about coming out of the closet, though xe had actually found comfort in sitting in it. Jack Stauber songs were playing in their headphones. It was a bittersweet moment for them.

The phone rang as Baby Hotline began. It made them happy, as it suited the situation and was the first song by Jack Stauber they had listened to, however this time they knew what the song was about. They didn't exactly relate to the song but enjoyed it nonetheless.

It was at that point Orbot and Cubot came into the living room and announced that jupiter was calling. They had been engaging in "Completely normal activities", according to Orbot, and "The best thing to ever experience" according to Cubot. Most people, however, were asleep, the only exceptions being Tails, who was fixing the DVD rack, Sonic and Sticks. They all made their way into Tails'workshop.

'HI! HELLO! IT-IT-IT'S MY LAST NIGHT!' said jupiter, in the quietest loud voice possible.

'Ok, but can you not call at 00:35. It's very annoying. I'm only awake because I was fixing the DVD rack, Sonic couldn't sleep and I'm pretty sure Sticks was just paranoid,' said Tails.

'I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, TAILS! I'LL KILL YOU!' yelled Sticks. She hadn't slept for 4 days because of extreme paranoia, which, unfortunately, only increased her paranoia. Ever since jupiter had called, she had been paranoid that they'd call, which was much nicer than just normal paranoia, though it had led to normal paranoia.

'Well it's actually rather convenient that the only 3 people awake are Sonic characters. I'm going through a bit of a Sonic phase at the moment.' 2 tears each fell down the faces of Scarecrow and Ariel as that was said. 'Anyway, I want to cry but I can't get anything ot of my eyes. Crap, did I just accidentally reference Cavetown? Well, anyway, I'm really gonna miss this place again. Rarely anybody knows my deadname; even if they did, they wouldn't use it because like, half of everyone here is trans. Due to that, everyone knows Cavetown - hell, there are even 2 bears in trees fans.'

'Well, just know that whenever you feel awful, you've always got us. We'll always be here for you - well, we'll be here frequently,' said Tails.

'Yeah, jupiter, you've got nothing to worry about. If anyone here gives of transphobe vibes, it'd be me, and like, I'm not transphobic,' said Sonic. He ran to the Lake District and gave them a badge that said 'Conveyer toasters are the bane of my existence' and xe almost cried real tears. This was their favourite of the badges they had made, and probably their favourite badge overall. They didn't understand how Sonic knew about it very well, but they were glad anyway. They smiled as he darted back.

'I'm going to bed,' said Sonic.

'Yeah, I suppose I will too,' said jupiter. Just then, Waluigi woke up. He yawned a great big 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and then went back to sleep right after.

Chapter 55: day 55: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'You know, I'm kinda tempted to add Shadow to the cast now,' said jupitercl0uds. Tails shook his head and pinched what would be the bridge of his nose if he were not a fox.
'Why?' he sighed, opening his eyes.
'Because the Shadow snapcube dub came out and the cover of I Am… All Of Me is really good.' Tails was basically at breaking point again.
'The cast is far too big in the first place. Why add a new character because you like a cover of a song from a game about them? Do you even like Shadow?'
'I'm indifferent about him, to be honest… but-'
'No. Why not just add the song to the list of songs featured in this fic?'
'True. Wait, also, Bread Hotel.'
'What?'
'Bread Hotel.' It seemed xe were refusing to elaborate, though xe did add, 'Gender identity is such a scary entity,' to the mix.
'I don't know why I expect you to be normal, Ash. I suppose you being spontaneous is why we're friends.'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in admiration.

Meanwhile in Manchester, muttering occured. This was, of course, Jupiter_Clouds. They had sworn they saw Waluigi and their less attractive counterpart shopping 2 weeks ago, but they were flickering in and out of existence. Either way, they had been reminded of their hatred for the 2 purple-wearing people, and they were planning something. It was halfway through their planning process that they stopped to think why they hated them and they couldn't remember. Although they didn't even know jupitercl0uds 5 months ago, it was clear to them that xe and Waluigi needed to be killed.

Chapter 56: day 56: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Tails was in his workshop, beaming his face off again. He had gone almost 2 months without inventing or fixing or just doing things in his workshop. He really needed this. He listened to Fly Away by TeddyLoid as he gave Orbot, Cubot and Clank repairs.
'And I'm removing those organs, you 2. Where did you even get them from?' said Tails.
'We made them ourselves!' said Orbot.
'Impressive, but this isn't meant to be a smutfic, and you're making it edge close to one. If you like, I can remove your sex drives so that you won't want to. I'm sure it's just a small programming error. I mean, Eggman said it himself - he's an asexual king.'
'Well, I suppose it would be ok then... Cubot?'
'I don't really care, so long as you don't remove whatever keeps us together.'
'Clank? Anything you need?'
'Please remove the memory of what happened on the 16th. I beg of you.'
Clank had clearly seen some crap.
'Ok then? You guys should be ready by the 29th.'

Waluigi and jupiter walked past. They were having a conversation about animation memes when jupiter overhead Tails.
'That's the day before my birthday!' xe said, and then turned back to Waluigi and said, 'You know, low quality gacha life clarity memes where one of the characters cries blood will always be close my heart.'
'It's your birthday soon?' asked Waluigi.
'Yeah. To be honest, I don't expect presents from you guys, seeing as you didn't know my birthday until now.'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of relief

Notes:

ive been trying to wrap up (no pun intended) this chapter for the past 3 hours but i just suddenly figured it out help

Chapter 57: day 57: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was jupiter's birthday. Seeing as it was a special occasion, xe decided to give this chapter the same type of structure as the older ones. Waluigi shouted a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in surprise.

Notes:

I'm not lazy I'm lackadaisical

Chapter 58: day 58: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was jupitercl0uds' birthday party. They rarely had parties due to the fact that they are very inconvenient because of the date xe had their birthday. However, this was different. Xe had invited everyone, even the commenters. Tails, who had developed a habit of reading the chapters, was wary of this.

'Hey, Ash? Happy late birthday and all, but when it says you invited everyone, is it really true?' he asked.
'Well, yeah? Duh. Look, we've got Wario, Mario and Luigi, over there, are some of the commenters, you know. We're just waiting on a single person.'
Tails counted how many people were in the room. 17 cast memebers. 8 commenters. And also, for some reason, a random girl. This left only 1 perso-
'Oooh, I hear knocking! That must be them!' said jupiter. Xe opened the door and let them in. It was exactly the person Tails had been fearing.
'Jupiter_Clouds, dear, how are you? I know you shot my arm and Waluigi's leg and I know you've tried to kill me but can we set those differences aside?' xe said.
'ASH? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?' yelled Waluigi in disbelief.
'Oh, don't worry, for this chapter, I even invited Sakura Rou, seeing as she's kinda connected. She was in my first serious fanfic, and this is my first regularly updated fic on AO3, so I thought, why not invite her?'
'Hi!' said Rou.

Sakura Rou was a student at UA high school. She was an OC for MHA that jupiter had a love-hate relationship with. She was lanky with long, unruly hair, a big nose and a wardrobe that consisted entirely of pastel purple and pink, matching her hair and eye colour. Rou was a proud lesbian, a not-so proud trans woman and a future detective that should have taken a different course. Her best friend was Yuga Aoyama, who called her Cupid due to her tendancy to try matchmaking (not even he was immune to her extreme shipping).

'She is basically what started as an ok character who later turned into a projection of me back in late 2020,' said jupiter. 'That's why she's constantly on Wattpad.'
It wasn't much of an exaggeration, either. In fact, the girl was reading Stripper Poles as xe spoke.
'HEY! No smut at my party. PARTICULARLY not Stripper Poles. My friend used to read it and the screenshots she sent weren't exactly my cup of tea.'
'Can we stop talking about Stripper Poles and be friendly to Jupiter_Clouds, please?' said Amy.
'Yes, I think that would be ideal,' said Jupiter_Clouds. Their plot was even easier, now that they had an excuse to be around everyone, but they weren't entirely sure about attacking.

To begin with, while Rou didn't seem like a threat to them, the Sonic cast did, and Tails was even reading every word currently being written. However, they also were really beginning to question things. Why did they need to kill some random people? Why were they even a Waluigi hater to begin with? What actually justified their behaviour?

So, for the first time in months, they put their differences aside.

Many a 'wa' was cried that night from various parties. Even Rou cried a 'wa'. The commenters (and, naturally, Wario and Waluigi) said the most, though Sticks was very close. It was Ariel who decided to watch Sarah and Duck, and Wario who decided to say a 'wa' every time Duck quacked. Ariel had become very fond of young children's cartoons, and changed it to Bluey so that he could watch in peace. Sonic was slightly pissed that night, partially because Ariel had described his 'WAAAAA' as goofy ahh.

Waluigi yelled out 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in delight that there was a birthday biscuit instead of a birthday cake. Most people weren't too happy, but he and jupiter certainly were.

Notes:

here's a list of the afformentioned commenters (in order of appearance)!
LittleApricot
COFFIN_NAILZ
Tyrant1235
Idontknowwhattoputasmyname
Powerball_Wiz
Valandar
The_Boo_of_Words
XYLOphonic

regardless of your name being on this list, thank you, everyone, for reading this fic! i would give a list of people who have given kudos, but, well... it's underneath the series note and this has limited characters. i guess if you're reading this in the future and you want to know who has given the latest kudos, that would be iiSleepy.

anyway im gonna do a similar thing for the paper (1 year) anniversary chapter.

thank you all for reading! it's been amazing and i look forward to writing more.
- Ash

Chapter 59: day 59: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was the day after the party. Some food was left over, the living room was surprisingly clean, a certain straw man was covered in kisses and almost everyone was incredibly tired, excusing the robots. Orbot and Cubot had made breakfast for everyone and Clank was waking people up. He had a particular challenge waking up Sonic and Ratchet, who had awful hangovers. Eventually, though, everyone was sat down, eating breakfast.
'How do I even have a hangover?' groaned Ratchet. 'I'm 14 years old and I've never drunk in my life.'
'I don't know, but I feel like crap,' continued Sonic.
'Well, I don't know that, but I have a question,' asked Tails. 'Is Rou going to be staying here, or will she just come to visit? Because we do not need any more people to live here.'
'Well, she was just visiting, but might start living here one day if I start getting really into writing A recipe for lovers again. It really just depends,' replied jupiter.
'Well, because I'm only here for a visit, I'd like to hear relationship stuff. Anything. Please, I beg of you,' said Rou.
'We haven't wanted sex since Tails removed our sex drives! Woohoo!' said Cubot. Mario clearly didn't want to hear about that at breakfast.
'And for some reason, I have no memory of Tuesday 16th August 2022,' said Clank.
'Oh, you asked for me to remove it and didn't elaborate,' said Tails.
'I see.'
'Scarecrow, do you mind explaining all of the kisses you have?' asked Rou.
'Uhhh... No,' replied Scarecrow.
Waluigi yelled out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to celebrate his lack of peckishness.

Chapter 60: day 60: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

tw: discussion of gender dysphoria

Someone was crying quietly. They were glad that nobody had noticed yet. Unfortunatley for them, this would not be for long. Amy could hear snuffling and loud breathing in the next room. She felt the need to help, as always. Amy opened the door to a crying jupitercl0uds.
'What's wrong, jupiter?' asked Amy.
'No, don't worry, I'm fine,' replied jupiter.
'You clearly are not. Seriously, what's wrong? And if you can't open up to me, then just tell me.'
'The only person I'd truly feel comfortable opening up about is one of my summer school friends. And I'm not writing them into this fic, even if it's just for 1 chapter.'
'Well, I'm getting Tails and Waluigi then, seeing as they're the closest friends you have here.'

Amy made her way downstairs to get the two. Tails was playing Sonic and Knuckles with Sonic and Knuckles and Waluigi was on the phone to Wario. She went for Tails first.
'Tails, can you get off that, please?' she said.
'Can you wait till I die, first? We're doing pass 'n' play,' replied Tails. Just then, as his head was turned, he was attacked twice by a badnik.
'There. You're dead. Come on, jupiter's crying.'
Tails passed the controller to Knuckles and followed Amy. Conveniently, Waluigi finished his conversation with Wario and put down the phone. He'd overheard them in the living room and could tell Amy would be after him next.
'I heard you in the living room, I'm coming.'

The 3 made their way upstairs to jupitercl0uds' room. They were blasting Heartaches because It's just a burning memory isn't on Spotify.

'Ash, why are you crying and why is your hair in braids?' asked Tails.
'I'm crying because my hair is in braids and my hair is in braids because it has to.'
'No offence, but how is your hair being in braids a thing to cry over?'
'Because this is the first time in over a year my hair has been this feminine, and it's also the first time in over a year I've experienced gender dysphoria. I don't care how feminine I look, but my hair is different.'
'Well, isn't having hair in braids a gender neutral thing? Plus, aren't you ghanaian? Braids are definetly a gender neutral thing in ghana' said Waluigi.
'It doesn't matter, these are white people braids.'
'Aren't "white people braids" gender neutral as well? Vikings braided their hair like that, and they're known to be manly.' said Tails.
'Either way, it really doesn't matter. They feel too feminine, and I don't like it.'
'Well then, why not take out your braids?' said Amy.
'Because if I do, my hair will get matted.'
Knowing he couldn't really couldn't do anything to fix the situation, Waluigi yelled a distressed 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

now i have to make a new wattpad volume ahhhhhhh

Chapter 61: day 61: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

There was thunder and lighting as jupitercl0uds made their way home.
'Guess who just got called several slurs after school today /e dance2,' said jupiter. Xe were indeed doing /e dance2.
'Oh god… Are you ok?' said Amy.
'Yeah, I'm fine. The only bad part about today for me was when I made the mistake of telling my RE teacher I'm a quaker and then her asking me loads of questions. That and the fact I've been extra sensory today. Had to wear jeans instead of normal trousers. I've quite enjoyed school so far. That being said, I'm mad at the year 7s for not knowing the ins and outs of the school, even if they've only been here for 3 days. HEY REMEMBER MY FNAF PHASE? TAILS? WALUIGI?'
'What? What FNAF phase?' said Tails.
'Oh yeahh, it was like, a year ago.'
'I remember you had a fnaf phase. Well, it was more you liked referencing it,' said Waluigi.
'Yeah! Exactly! Crap, how long has this been going?'
'Well I've been here since 1st April, so it has to be March or earlier.'
There was silence in the room as everyone waited for jupitercl0uds to yell something like 'OH MY GOD MARCH? GODDAMN MARCH? HOLY CRAP!' but they didn't say anything. Waluigi shouted a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in surprise.

Chapter 62: day 62: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Ariel and Scarecrow came home hastily on horseback.
'Ha, alliteration,' said Tails.
The two had big news.
'What big news?' he continued.
Miles smells.
'No I don't. And don't call me Miles.'
Stop reading the fic, you're ruining it. Or else, you'll be referred to as Miles from now on.
'Fine.'
Tails stopped being a pissbaby as they came off their horse. Before one could knock, Tails answered the door.
'Hi, Tails!' said Ariel.
'Is everyone home?' said Scarecrow. 'And if so, could you please get them all into the living room?'
'M'kay,' said Tails. He checked if everyone was in the living room. Conveniently, they were.
'Where have you been for the past few chapters?' asked Knuckles
'The Queen is dead,' announced Scarecrow.
'Oh.'
'OH MY GOD, LIZZIE'S DEAD?' said jupiter. They started singing About Damn Time by Lizzo.
'Are you an anti-monarchist?' asked Amy.
'Nah, I don't really care. It's just one of the 2 songs by Lizzo I know. And to be honest, I don't really know the lyrics of the other. It was the last song I heard in the 2010's though. I think. It was that or Rather B-' Xe froze. And then began screaming. 'NOOOOOOOOOO! THE CURRENT MONARCH IS A PEDOPHILEEEE! NOOOOOOOO!'
'Oh crap, you're right,' said Tails. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' he then yelled, along with Ratchet and jupiter. Being the only 3 minors, this was bad for them, despite the fact that none of them were probably going to meet the new king.
'NONCE KING! NONCE KING! NONCE KING…' Ratchet said.
Waluigi cried an upset 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' (because in all honesty, who wants a pedophile as a king?).

Chapter 63: day 63: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'I hate school I hate school I hate school…' wittered jupiter.
'I thought you said you quite liked it this year,' said Amy.
'Well, yeah, but not since lunch. I forgot a packed lunch and so I had to eat in the hall and wait in the school dinners queue and there were year 7s because they mixed us for some stupid reason and it was too loud and I got overwhelmed and I needed to use my headphones and get changed into more comfortable clothes but I couldn't because you're not allowed either of those things in school but the worst part was I had my headphones in my bag and I couldn't use them and I hate my uniform and I'm changing into my purple shirt and trousers.' They went upstairs.
'I see.'
Sonic began blasting Hello by OMFG for some reason. When Amy told him to turn it off, he instead played Moog City 2 by C418. Knuckles was enjoying it, so Amy decided not to intervene. That was, until Sakura Rou appeared out of nowhere.
'👹GUYS⁉️IT'S👄YA😱BOI🥶🥶🥶xXPR0_G4M3RXx🫦🫦🫦HERE😐👍AGAIN🏳️‍⚧️WITH🧐ANOTHER🥹🥹🥹MINECRAFT🏃🚐💨VIDEO😨😰✨'
'Hey! What are you doing here?' asked Amy.
'In all honesty, I don't know. Anyway, bye!' She did that ice in my veins pose while biting her lip and disappeared.
With shock in his voice, Waluigi gasped a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in disbelief.

Notes:

here are the emojis for xylo (seeing as youre using an mp3 player idk if you can see them)
'[demon thingy idk] GUYS [!? emoji] IT'S [mouth] YA [scream] BOI [3 cold faces] xXPR0_G4M3RXx [3 bit lips] HERE [thumbs up blank face combo] AGAIN [cisn't flag] WITH [monicle? monocle? idk] ANOTHER [that like emoji that uwu kids use but with tears] MINECRAFT [a guy being chased by a van] VIDEO [2 different shocked faces and glitter]'

ALSO I forgot to mention yesterday but I have a new fic relating to this. If you want to read, just check the collection.

Chapter 64: day 64: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Tails arrived home from Hobbycraft with his arms full of wool, some craft wire and a lot of paint. He'd usually go to B&Q, but it was closed, and Hobbycraft had a wider selection of colours, anyway.
'Ash, I got you this crochet wool. And you might want to check your phone,' he said. He tossed a paintbrush at Robotnik. 'Could you please help me paint something, Eggman?'
'No. Ask Orbot and Cubot,' replied Robotnik.
'Fine then.'
There was a squeal from jupitercl0uds who had just checked their phone. There was a picture of 2 model dinosaurs Tails had found in Hobbycraft. One was painted with the mlm flag, the other with the lesbian flag.
'AMY! STICKS! WALUIGI! ARIEL! COME HERE!' xe screamed in delight.
'What?' said the 4.
'Amy and Sticks, you're lesbians, right? And Waluigi and Ariel, I think you're gay? Because LOOK AT WHAT TAILS FOUND!' xe showed the photo. 'By the way, I know it's rude to assume sexualities, those are just the vibes I get from you lot.'
Amy gave a disapproving look to jupiter but Waluigi instead gave them a celebratory 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' for having correctly guessed his sexuality.

Notes:

BTW THE DINOSAURS ARE THERE BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID SEE THEM AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY (im pretty sure a lot of the staff there were not straight nor cis)

Chapter 65: day 65: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

btw ive started using he/him for myself because basically, every year i have this weird thing where sometimes im a man and im more comfortable with he/him. sometimes it can lead to me having a preference for men and occasionally means im a gay trans guy. its usually triggered by something weird (this year it was a light x L death note comic i saw) and usually ends in december - february. i also sometimes behave slightly differently. i know 'phase' probably isnt the best word to use, but i call it my halloween phase.

and also sorry for going on a sort of hiatus, it wasnt intentional! i have an explanation in the final note if you'd like to read it.

Jupiter_Clouds was in their Manchester flat, plotting. They were plotting a really outragous plot this time, which caused them to cackle. This cackle turned into a full on evil laugh, with the moustache-twirling villanous gestures and all. Jupiter's roommate, Ari (or jup1t3r clouds!!! as she was otherwise known), opened the door on them. She sighed.
'Listen, Avery, you need to stop plotting. It's annoying, the neighbours hate us and why do you even need to plot? Be honest, what have they done?' they said.
'Because I can't stand cringe people. That's what they are. I've spent all my life, masking and hiding, but they - particularly that damn jupitercl0uds, whatever he's up to - don't even care!' replied Jupiter_Clouds.
'Isn't that a good thing? And anyway, you're talking to the person wearing purple cat ears. I'm fucking Ari, for god's sake, Ash masks much more than I do.'
'Well I have to ignore you because we live together. If I had it my way, we wouldn't. You're only here to keep costs down.'
'Am I now? Well, then, I'll leave.'
'No! Wait - don't!'
'Then stop the fucking plots, Avery. They're a household of 15, I'm pretty sure that I could move in, no problem. And, don't get me wrong, I enjoy being home alone, but I'd be willing to give that up. I mean, remember last time you used a plot? "Oh, jup1t3r clouds!!!, I have no idea how it didn't work, I had a gun !! I was only up against the entire main cast of Sonic Boom and 4 others !!" I mean, who brings a gun to fight Sonic the Hedgehog?'
'You see-'
'No. Don't "You see" me, Ave. You sound like Dhar Mann. Just promise me you won't plot again, ok? At least not when I live with you.'
'Fine,' grunted Jupiter_Clouds. 'I promise.'
'YAYYYY! Hug?'
'Fine.'

Jupiter_Clouds had to pretend they weren't enjoying it, but even for short hugs that lacked contact, jup1t3r clouds!!! was brilliant at giving hugs. It was at this point Waluigi realised he wasn't even hinted at being in this chapter, and so he cried a great big, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in shock.

Notes:

tldr: brain need fic, fic need brain, brain sad, brain write, brain happy.
tldr but youre not 2 years old: i went on a short break (like 5 days) so that i wasnt too stressed, but then it got harder and harder to write the fic.

FULL STORY:
basically, i went on a 5 day break so that i wouldnt be too stressed juggling homework and this fic (teachers dont usually set a lot of homework in the first week of school, which is why i didnt go on my break then). however, im ever so slightly co-dependent on this fic to keep me from feeling like crap, and so when i dont write for a while i feel like crap, which makes it hard to write and its a cycle that gets harder and harder to break. bUT IM BACK! and i have a new idea for the plot >:).

Chapter 66: day 66: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Holy crap- Ash, have you read this crap?' said Tails.
'What?' replied jupitercl0uds. Ratchet was also secretly listening.
'Yo- This crap- Bro- Right, so you know how you're called jupitercl0uds but your real name is Ash?'
'Crap yeah, bro. Holy crappin crap that is some crazy crap.'
'Ash, now's not the time for mocking. Anyway, so you know Jupiter_Clouds?'
'Yeah?'
'Well, their real name isn't Ash, it's Avery!' said Tails. There was a vine boom sound and Ratchet flinched in shock.
'Yeah, I know.' There was another vine boom and Ratchet shook.
'How? Have you been reading the fic too?' There was a bass boosted vine boom and Ratchet rattled.
'No, I just know every Jupiter Clouds. All of us do. I mean, there's only 4 of us, so there's not very many people to know.' There were several bass boosted vine booms and Ratchet almost exploded. Waluigi yelled out a loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', however, the vine booms almost drowned him out.

Chapter 67: day 67: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupiter was on a rowing machine, rowing for England, Scotland and a tiny bit of Morbius. They were with Waluigi in a safe room, which had a CD player and some gym equipment (the safe room was also where Knuckles liked to sleep). Other than Waluigi cheering on jupiter, it was pretty boring, honestly. That being said, the moments leading up to that moment were much more interesting, so it would be best to instead show what led up to the moment.
'Ooh, I know what that is, that's called cross-cutting. Learned it in drama in school,' said jupitercl0uds.

It had been a peaceful Thursday. jupitercl0uds was back in school after 2 days off, and was giving a long-awaited apology to Scarecrow for being a bit harsh. Scarecrow was trying to tell them that he didn't care, but jupiter was almost crying.
'It's fine! I have a boyfriend anyway!' said bisexual legend Scarecrow.
'BuT I WAS SO RUDE TO YOU! cried jupitercl0uds.

Suddenly, Sonic and Tails bursted through the door.
'Right, so we were on Tails' plane, messing about-' said Sonic.
'But then we saw them approaching!' inturruped Tails. Sonic gave a short side eye to Tails, who didn't notice.
'Who?' asked Sticks.
'Jupiter_Clouds!' they said in unison.
'What?' screamed Waluigi.
They looked out the window, and sure enough, they could see a shadowy sillhouette of someone who looked almost exactly like jupitercl0uds, only more attractive. And more evil. That being said, evil in itself can be quite attractive, somehow.
'Waluigi! jupitercl0uds! Go to my room! It's basically a safe 'cause it's where I used to keep the Master Emerald,' said Knuckles.

And so, armed with nothing but 2 CDs of the Minecraft soundtrack, they made their way to Knuckles' room. There was the rowing machine and the CD player, ready to be used.

'Everyone, get your weapons,' said Amy. She somehow managed to keep her hammer in her pocket, so easily pulled it out. Sticks had her boomerang. They walked towards Jupiter_Clouds with a glint in their eyes. Salute by Little Mix began playing as if it were 2015 again. Unfortunately, it had all been a misunderstanding. There were 3 Jupiter Clouds', and the most aggressive one was Jupiter_Clouds.

'Amy, dear, I know we've never met, but you're my favourite Sonic character and I think you're awesome,' said jup1t3r. 'ANYWAY! Jupiter here has an apology to make. Also, hi, I'm Ari, or jup1t3r clouds!!! and I'm sure you know Avery/Jupiter_Clouds, or Ave as I call them. Also, say hi to Alex, or Aaron, or jup!ter!c!ouds!, whichever you prefer. He's pretty shy, but he's the nicest of us all. In fact, could we come in and give a proper explanation?'
Amy and Sticks were skeptical, however Amy said yes.
'False alarm, guys! They're here to apologise. Also, get jupiter and Waluigi.' Sonic was slightly disappointed upon hearing this. He was kind of looking forward to it. Regardless, he went and got the two.

'Hi, Ash!'
'Oh my God, Ari, where have you been?' said jupiter, hugging her.
'Avery here wants to apologise for their actions. Don't you, Ave?'
'Yeah,' grunted Jupiter_Clouds. They weren't too thrilled about the occasion.
'What's going on?' asked Ariel, who had only just come back from trying to cartwheel all the way to the park and back.
'I suppose we should explain. In the living room, all of you. If there isn't enough room to sit, then bring in a chair.'
The 4 Jupiter_Clouds felt like elderly folk teaching wisdom to their kin.

'Right, so, me and Ari, right, are from Wellmar. Well, not in real life, but our designs are. And I know what you're thinking, what's Wellmar? Well, it's an awful story we wrote before we realised we aren't cis. In it, Wellmar was like Purgatory, in the sense that it was a realm between Heaven and Hell. It's too much to unpack right now, though. In other words, we had an angel and a devil wing.'
'What does this have to do with Jupiter_Clouds apologising?' asked Amy.
'Oh, crap, you're right. Ave, go on,' said jup1t3r. Jupiter_Clouds went on to give an apology worse than Travis Scott's.

Due to the poor writing of this chapter, Waluigi gave a long, annoyed, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', though they still continued.

 

take this quote i would motivate myself for homework with as an apology for this chapter i hate this nearly as much as the victorian au one and i really hate that one.

Chapter 68: day 68: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i am aware there shouldnt be a need for a key, but just so that you remember:

jupitercl0uds/jupiter = ash

Jupiter_Clouds/Jupiter = avery (or ave if ari is speaking)

jup1t3rclouds!!!/jup1t3r = ari

jup!ter!c!ouds!/jup!ter! = aaron/alex

why did i write 4 different versions of myself into this fic help ahhhh-

Food house was playing in the living room, much to the annoyance of Jupiter_Clouds.
'THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I HATE!' they screamed to jup1t3r.
'WHAT WAS THAT?' she replied.
'I SAID-'
'I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, AVE, I DID THAT TO SHUT YOU UP.'
'WHY WOULD THAT SHUT ME UP?'
'I DUNNO, I WAS THINKING ON THE SPOT.'
Jupiter_Clouds turned off the music, much to the annoyance of literally everyone else. Tails did admittedly have something to say, though, so he was kind of relieved.
'Well, with the music off, I'd like to ask a question,' he said.
'Go on,' replied jupitercl0uds.
'Will you 3 be staying here?'
'Nah, me and Ave have a flat. Plus, we really like the metrolink, so it's a no. I dunno about Alex, though.' jup!ter! shook his head.
'Aww, please, Aaron, I rarely get to see you! It doesn't have to be permenant, just enough for us to chat a bit,' asked jupitercl0uds.
'Ok,' replied jup!ter! timidly. 'But only until February - or whenever i feel too overwhelmed.'
'That's fine by me!'

Tails was not too happy about this. He thought the house was already too full.
'Ash! What are you doing? Where's jup!ter!c!ouds! meant to sleep?'
'My room, I guess.'
'Are you sure he won't be shocked by your - how do I put this - interesting design?'
'What, the ed sheeran flag?'
'Yeah.'
'Eh, he's a Jupiter Clouds, he'll like it.'
'I see... well, have fun I guess.'

Upon realising that Tails was ok with a new person joining the house, Waluigi let out an extremely flabbergasted, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 69: day 69: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

hehehehehehe chapter 69

It was morning for the Prower household (it was called this because Tails paid for the house). The only people awake were the robots and Tails, who was wondering how he managed to get a mortagage at 8 years old and fixing the DVD rack. Orbot made his way upstairs to wake up the Jupiters for school. Not long after, neither got out of bed and instead just lay there, waiting for their bodies to tell them to get up.

'Making cookies for my KISS FROM A ROSE (bayayaaaa),' quietly sang jupitercl0uds. jup!ter! was in the same bed (it wasn't too awkward seeing as they were literally the same person) and hearing this wasn't very nice for his ears first thing in the morning, even if it was quiet. Nevertheless, they both got dressed and made their way downstairs to have butter on toast.

'Hi, Tails,' said jupiter, making there way towards him.
'Hi, Ash. Seeing as there's another one of you, I made some modifications to the toaster. The toaster can now toast 4 slices of bread instead of 2. If jup!ter!c!ouds! is anything like you, I'm sure he'll be chuffed.'
'Aww, thanks!'
'Have you noticed anything different?'
'What?'
Tails just smirked and pointed up towards the chapter number. jupiter gave a cheeky little chuckle while jup!ter! was close to belly laughing.
Sonic made his way downstairs and gave Tails a bag.
'Have a good first day, Miles!' he said. 'I hope year 4 is a good year!'
'Shut up, you do this every time school is mentioned. Admittedly, it's never been mentioned in the morning, but that doesn't matter. And anyway, I wouldn't be in primary. I'd probably be in the same year as Ash.' Sonic continued anyway. Tails was now smiling, fixing the DVD rack as Sonic continued to rant about 'Wittle baby Miles'.

'It's me, the devil, I'm here to convince you to SIN 👹👹👹' said jup!ter!. He randomly said this sometimes.
'But again, I am the devil from THE BIBLE👹👹👹' said jupiter. Xe also randomly said that sometimes. In fact, both of them used both. However, this was mostly in school, so when Waluigi saw his friend talking about being the devil first thing in the morning, he was naturally shocked, and screamed a terrified 69th, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 70: day 70: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

congrats on the otw for reaching past the donation goal (i am aware they usually do but well done nonetheless)

Clank, Sonic and Ratchet were all arguing about which weapon category in Splatoon 2 was the worst in the living room. Ratchet thought it was the chargers, Sonic thought it was the splatlings and Clank thought it was the sloshers.
'Come on, it's clearly the chargers. I don't want to have to be waiting to shoot!' yelled Ratchet.
'The chargers are bad enough, but the splatlings? They're even worse! You have to wait twice!' cried Sonic.
'Well, at least you can get good aim on those. What aim can a slosher give you?' argued Clank.
'You can't say anything, Clank, you're literally a bot,' said Sonic.
'Hey!' cried Clank. He was clearly offended.
'Sonic! I thought you were decent! Why couldn't you keep that to yourself? Look at how upset Clank is because of you.'
'I'm so sorry Clank, I don't really think like that, it was just an intrusive thought that got out.'
'I'm sure it was,' Ratchet said sarcastically.
'Well can we at least agree that sloshers are the worst weapon category in Splatoon 2?'
'No!'

jupitercl0uds opened the sliding double doors and stuck their head through. Xe had been busy eating an entire Costco garlic bread by themself, experiencing pure bliss, but the arguing had disturbed the peace. That, and the fact that xe had for some reason thought Tails' workshop would be quiet.
'Enough fighting, can we at least agree that the paint roller is the best Splatoon 2 weapon category?'
Everyone in the room nodded. Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in approval and Clank, Sonic and Ratchet made this official seal of approval.

Notes:

sorry to any sonic fans for making sonic the worst guy in this chapter

Chapter 71: day 71: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS!' whisper-shouted jupitercl0uds, jup!ter!c!ouds! holding a present behind them. Tails was still in bed and had only just woken up.
'It's my birthday?' asked Tails.
'Uh, yeah, why else would everyone online be celebrating it? So, as I said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS!'
'Well, uh, thanks for this, Ash. And also you too, jup!ter!c!ouds!.'
'Please, he told me you can call him Alex or Aaron. He's non-verbal, which is why I'm telling you this,' said jupitercl0uds.
'What about that Snapcube quote?'
'Oh, that was just a vocal stim. For some reason, Snapcube is a goldmine for them.'
'Ah.'

Orbot, Cubot and Clank made their way upstairs.
'Happy birthday, Tails!' they said.
'As a thank you for all the things you've done for us, we've made you a breakfast so sugary anyone else would have their arteries clogged in seconds,' said Orbot.
'You have american pancakes topped in everything you like, cream and all,' said Clank.
'And to drink, you have-'

Suddenly, Sonic and Waluigi burst in, both in dressing gowns with dark circles under their eyes.
'What are you doing?' asked Sonic. 'It's 6 in the morning on a Sunday.'
'Celebrating Tails' birthday,' said jupiter.
'Today isn't his birthday, today is his anniversary. Don't get me wrong, we've got plans for today, but his birthday's in November. It's on the 21st. Well, sometimes it's the 6th of October, but Sega celebrates it in November.'
'I was about to say, it certainly can't be November already,' said Tails. Waluigi gave a tired, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to laugh off the misunderstanding.

Chapter 72: day 72: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'SONIIIIIIIC! GUESS WHAT!' yelled jupitercl0uds, running towards Sonic. He had been talking to Waluigi.
'What?'
'I BEAT YOUR GAME AND THE CREDITS SONG WAS SO GOOD LIKE, I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM BUT I THINK THAT'S THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET!'
'Lovely. What's your friend doing?'
'Aaron? He's playing Sonic 2 with Tails. I can't remember if they were actually playing the 2 player version or if one of them was controlling Tails in the single player version, but either way, they're playing Sonic 2.'
'Must feel weird playing the game responsible for your existence, huh.'
'Yeah. You wanna try it out?'
'No, not really.'
'What about you, Waluigi? I'll buy Mario Tennis and we'll have the time of our lives. I'll be Rosalina!'
It was at that moment, Waluigi realised he was pen pals with Rosalina and hadn't sent a single letter in over 7 months. He cried a long, loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in terror.

Chapter 73: day 73: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

this is a letter waluigi wrote to rosalina upon realising he hadnt sent her a letter in months. it may or may not read like a note that goes something like 'omg so sorry i didnt update in ages i got ran over by a bus lol <3'

Dear Rosalina,

I am incredibly sorry for not sending you a letter in ages. I hope you weren't worried I had died or something. Since March of this year, I've been on the most crazy adventures! I've been around our friends from the Olympics, the Mario brothers and Wario, a robot and a lombax and also, 2 teenagers behaving like teenagers do. Well, there's actually 5 teenagers, 4 of which are the exact same person. It's been a really weird 8 months (approaching 9).

There's the first person I ever met here, Jupiter_Clouds. They're determined on ending my life. They did give an apology, but I admittedly doubt it was sincere. Then, there's Ash/jupitercl0uds, who is literally another version of them. Ash currently has xyr friend staying round as well. He's called jup!ter!c!ouds!, but I've been told to call him Aaron or Alex. Alex is non verbal and at first comes off as shy but he can actually be quite confident (he's also very sweet). I think you two would be good friends.

Today, Ash and Alex have been upset over Jesse from Breaking Bad not actually canonically being trans. They were sad to realise there isn't actually a scene in which Walter takes him to get top surgery and now both of them have asked everyone to make a fandub of Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad where all of the things they've seen are actually canon. I requested a role without much speaking, so they cast me to be all of the background characters, along with Sticks. Aaron is writing the script, seeing as he can't read it, but he wanted to be Jesse, seing as he's (sort of) a trans man. Instead, they decided Orbot should voice him, though Tails might also do some of his lines.

Anyway, enough about what I've been doing, what have you been up to? Has anything big happened in the time I've been gone? I look forward to hearing about what's been happening with you. And, please, to make up for all the letters I haven't sent, could we go out together? Not on a date, obviously, but you get what I mean. In fact, I haven't been to the Mushroom kingdom in ages, so if you can, could we go there together to make up for lost time? I hope so.

From your WAnderful friend,
Waluigi.

PS: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

Notes:

bro for some reason when writing this i kept misgendering myself lol. does anyone else do that? for me at least ig its because ive never really had to use anything but the correct pronouns for myself and im still in the habit of referring to myself like that

 

also Knuckles would be the kid named finger because the names fit

Chapter 74: day 74: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Hey, Amy?' said jupitercl0uds.
'Yes?' she replied
'How come you've never turned into super amy - and I know, you can't, but screw the in game rules, this is a fanfic. Reality is effectively determined by me.'
'Well, there also hasn't been a reason to.'
'Would you like to?'
'I mean, I wouldn't mind it, but-'
'Well then, you're doing it. Here's all the chaos emeralds and 50 rings. You go ahead. Well, obviously if you don't want to, then don't, but if you do, there's the option.'

Xe then abruptly ran off and chased Waluigi saying something stupid about Heartbreak High, to which Waluigi responded with a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'. There was no doubt that Amy was tempted but she resisted it. They would be more useful later, anyway.

Notes:

i hate whoever at sonic team decided you specifically have to be a male hedgehog to become super. i mean, amy would be brilliant and you can't tell me otherwise.

Chapter 75: day 75: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

happy halloween (ok its technically the 1st when im posting this but sthu)

i must admit i had a terrible halloween this year but PLEASE DONT GO ALL 'omg are you ok :(((' IN THE COMMENTS I REALLY DONT LIKE PEOPLE COMFORTING ME IT DOESNT WORK like it has to be SUPER specific or i feel worse than i already do

'I HAVE BIG NEWS! REALLY BIG NEWS!' said jupitercl0uds. They had eyeliner running down their cheeks.
'Have you been crying? Are you ok?' said Tails.
'Oh it was raining. I wanted to cry but it wouldn't come out. ANYWAY GUESS WHAT!'
'What?'
'I ACTUALLY HAVE A NORMAL HYPERFIXATION FOR ONCE! I'm currently obsessed with Heartbreak High.'
'I'm assuming another character's going to be added then?'
'No, actually. In all honesty, I would add Quinni but I get more scared to write people if they're live action.'
'Thank god.'

Meanwhile, Waluigi, Scarecrow and Ariel were out trick or treating. Naturally, it was raining, because of course it was. Scarecrow was himself, Ariel was a vampire and Waluigi was a bat. They had been out for quite a while by that point and everyone but Scarecrow was freezing cold and soaking wet. Instead of 'trick or treat', Waluigi cried a frightful (and also cold) 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

quinni be my bestie please <3

Chapter 76: day 76: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'TAILS! I'M DOING IT! I'M GODAMN DOING IT!' screamed jupitercl0uds
'Doing what?' he replied.
'Check the tags.'
'WHY?'
'Be a dear and go and get everyone, will you?
'FINE.'

Tails gathered everyone into the living room, the two Jupiter Clouds standing like drama kids in the centre. Partially because they were drama kids and partially because they had a big reveal.

'It is with great pleasure that I introduce our 2 newest roommates: APPLE AND ONION!

'Did you flip your sketch and then change it slightly?' asked Scarecrow.
'Yes. Now shut up and LOOK IT'S THEM!'
'Hello, we're Apple and Onion,' said Onion.
'We're gay too,' said Apple.
'No, Apple, that isn't canon! Stop it!'
'Well this is a fanfic, we can be whatever we stinkin' want.'
'True.'
Waluigi greeted them with a hearty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

bro i completely forgot you guys havent seen aaron before anyway here he is your favourite boy

Chapter 77: day 77: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

GUYS MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY ORGAGNISED??? IDK WHY??? WHY AM I NOT LIKE HAVING A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING ITS NOVEMBER THIS IS WHEN I HAVE A BREAKDOWN AND LISTEN TO GORILLAZ???

'Hey, Sonic?' said Amy.
'Yeah?'
'Do you reckon that you could run faster with no wind resistance?'
'What? I dunno, probably not seeing as I'm already pretty fast.'
'Would you fly under no conditions?'
'Amy what are you on about?'
'Would you teach yourself complete submission?'
'This is a song or something, isn't it.'
'While you grant yourself complete permission?'
'Yeah this rhymes too well to be real.' called Sonic.

Meanwhile, Tails was in his workshop, installing Clank's new mystery present and fixing his Heli-pack. He was listening to 'My body's made of crushed little stars' as he worked.
'No offence, Clank, but who installed this Heli-pack? This thing's falling apart!' said Tails
'Big Al on Kerwan. It was 20 years ago, though, so I wouldn't exactly say it's fair to judge its quality.'
'Uh, my plane has lasted 30 years, after several crashes. Does Ratchet even fix this thing? He's meant to be a mechanic, after all.'
'Well, he does occasionally fix the odd loose screw, but he didn't really think to fix it. I mean, to be honest, until Rift Apart, we hadn't really been doing much other than the 2016 animated film that came out.'
'Oh, fair enough then. It does slightly frustrate me, though. Let it be known to Ratchet that I'm having a word with him later.'
'What's that thing Rosalina gave me, though?'
'It says here not to tell you. Plus, I don't really know myself.'

After about an hour, Clank was ready. Right away, he tested out Rosalina's gift. Out from his back burst an explosion of stars, all of which lit up and slowly faded. Clank lit up (figuratively and literally) and Tails smiled.
'Do you wanna show Waluigi?' asked Tails
'Oh yes! [death by glamour quietly starts playing out of nowhere]'
The two looked for Waluigi, who had been at the post office the whole time. When he finally arrived home, Tails and Clank darted towards the door.

'Waluigi, Clank wants to show you something!' said Tails. Clank showed his gift and Waluigi cried a loud 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of excitement

Notes:

sorry for always including the year everything was made if you find that weird i just have to do it so that people know exactly what im talking about

Chapter 78: day 78: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'CLANK! SONIC! RATCHET! WHERE ARE YOU?' said jupitercl0uds. They were frantically looking for the three, jup!ter!c!ouds! following xem. They eventually found them all, talking about Splatoon again, this time without arguing.
'I- I need you to approve- of something,' wheezed jupiter.
'Why?' asked Sonic.
'Because I finished that picture of your seal of approval.'
jup!ter!c!ouds! was signing something behind them. They looked fairly upset.
'Aaron, dear, I love you, but I don't know BSL. Or any sign language for that matter,' said jupitercl0uds.
jup!ter! grew frustrated. Instead, he opened his phone and wrote it down. In block capitals was the sentence 'I WANT TO LEAVE!' He then typed up a paragraph as jupiter gasped.

I don't mean any harm in this, I just can't really take it much longer. I don't really want to leave, but I do know I can't stay here much longer. Please don't take this personally and please don't be upset. I don't really want to go back to where I was, though, so if you could help me find a new place to live, I'd be delighted.

Thank you for having me.

'Well, I know a place where you might be able to go. Are you fine with a hug?' jup!ter!c!ouds! vigorously nodded and they hugged.
'Now I'm gonna have to find Waluigi.' They went in the living room, seeing as he was usually in there. Unfortunately, he wasn't. Instead, there was Apple and Onion, who were watching Jellystone.
'Apple, Onion, have you seen Waluigi?'
'Yes!' said Onion.
'He said he was going to the post office!' said Apple.
'Again? He went there yesterday!'
'Well, this is meant to be a daily letter, isn't it?' said Onion.
'Oh yeahhh. Thank you and goodbye!'
'Bye!' the two said in unison.

Just as they left the room, Waluigi came in through the door. He was wearing a big scarf and one of those winter cloak-like things that i don't know the name of- uh, they go round your shoulders. He was wearing a lilac one of those.
'Waluigi, in your next letter, could you write to Rosalina about something in particular?' asked jupiter.
'Of course, Ash! Well, it depends, but probably.'
'Right, so, Aaron wants to leave, but doesn't want to go back to where they were. Could you ask her if she'd take care of him - well, if Aaron is ok with it.'
Aaron nodded.
'Of course! And I'm sure she'll say yes.'
'Hold on a second, do you 3 approve of this?' jupitercl0uds said to Clank, Sonic and Ratchet. The three nodded and gave their all new seal of approval

'Did you know I got to use the same eye colour for all of them?' said jupiter.

There was a loud bang outside.
'OH GOD IT'S THE 5TH ISN'T IT. Hold on, I need to check Tumblr, don't I.'
Waluigi cried an upset 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' upon realising it was bonfire night.

Notes:

i really wanna learn bsl and found this website (it also has an app btw)! its called lingvano and works like duolingo but for bsl. currently it only supports bsl and asl but hopefully in the future it'll have more languages

edit: GUYS I RECOMMEND NOT USING LINGVANO UNLESS YOU CAN AFFORD PREMIUM OR DONT MIND HAVING A SMALL VOCABULARY IT PAYWALLS SOME LESSONS INCLUDING ALPHABET SIGNING WHICH IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO LEARN

 

also i find it mildly funny that 2 chapters after revealing what aaron looks like he wants to leave.

Chapter 79: day 79: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

next update i have to make another wattpad volume help

A new letter came in the post. It was from Rosalina. Waluigi decided to read this one aloud, considering the fact that this would be the one saying if jup!ter! could stay with her. He stood in the living room, surrounded by everyone, the 2 Jupiter Clouds' on the edges of their seats.
'"Now, yesterday, I got your letter saying jup!ter!c!ouds! wanted to stay at the castle with me. From what I have heard, he sounds like a wonderful child. Also, I have always wanted someone else to keep me company, but everyone has been so busy. So with that being said, I look forward to seeing him in the castle."
There were cheers and plenty of excited hand waving from jup!ter!c!ouds! and jupitercl0uds (albeit, jupitercl0uds was also slightly upset). The two hugged and Sonic accidentally started emitting one of the songs from Sonic 1 from his entire body.

'Is that spring trap zone? Can you skip to the part with the rings?' asked jupitercl0uds.
'It was an accident, sorry, I don't know what happened or how to do anything about it,' replied Sonic. 'And no, it isn't spring trap zone, it's Spring Yard zone.'
'Ash, I'm hoping you realise that Springtrap is a FNAF character,' said Tails.
'I know, I just can never remember if it's spring trap, yard or hill. Hold on a second- AARON WE NEED TO GET YOU PACKED!' said jupiter.
jup!ter!c!ouds! chuckled.
'Aaron, honey, now's not the time for trans jokes, do you want to live with Rosalina or what? Because we need to get your suitcase packed.'
'No need!' said Apple.
'What have you done, Apple?' asked Onion.
'I packed Alex's or Aaron or whatever he's called's bag in advance!'
'How? Waluigi only just read the letter out and that letter only just came in the post?'
'Well, I got a job at the post office, because- because they were hiring, right? And then, what I did was, I, um, I asked to deliver Rosalina's letter to here, because, because she doesn't send them in post boxes, she sends them into the air and-'
'And do they by any chance fly away, now?' said jupitercl0uds eagerly.
'I dunno, probably? Anyway, so, so I delivered the letter to here, and read the letter on the way, resealing the envelope after having carefully opened it. I then quickly started packing and then jumped out the window, posting the letter and then jumping back in the window. That's how I did it.'
'Apple, you do realise reading someone else's post is against the law. And- just- why? Why would you?'
'So that I wouldn't be wasting time sitting here if Rosalina said no!'

'Can we please just acknoledge that jupitercl0uds is objectively wrong, seeing as it is always the time for trans jokes?' said Ratchet. 'I don't really care about what Apple did, it doesn't matter, but what jupiter said is wrong.'
'Ok, ok, but can we please just check Aaron's suitcase to see if there is anything missing? This isn't meant to be rude, this is meant to be factual, but Apple is meant to be incompetent, or at least moreso than Onion,' said jupitercl0uds. 'I understand what I said was wrong, but can we focus on this please?'
Orbot hovered towards the suitcase, saying 'Cubot, dear, please could you help me sort this. Oh yes, and you too, Clank. And I suppose we'll need you to help, jup!ter!c!ouds!, seeing as it is your suitcase.'
Waluigi let out an exhausted 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' seeing as this chapter had been a tad confusing.

Notes:

idk if this is actually confusing to read but it was certainly confusing to write

 

also tempted to make a letters fic next year and throw in luigi seeing as it will technically be the year of luigi again (idk if it'll be officially celebrated, but screw nintendo, i can do what i want)

Chapter 80: day 80: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

how appropriate that the 80th chapter is on the 8th (btw we nearly have more chapters than my granny, who is my oldest living relative, has years alive)

Ratchet and Clank arrived at Rosalina's castle with several passengers in the back. In all honesty, the ship was meant for 2, possibly 3, so having an extra 4 and a suitcase shoved in the back wasn't exactly ideal.
'We're here now. No need to suffer any longer,' said Ratchet, opening the door. It sounded exactly as it should have.
'AARON NOOOOOOOOO! THIS FEELS LIKE THE END OF MY FIRST YEAR OF SUMMER SCHOOL NOOOOO!' cried jupitercl0uds.
'Is it safe to assume you enjoyed your first year of summer school then?' asked Clank.
'YEAHHHHHH!'

Rosalina was standing outside, wand in hand, smile on face. She was the first to greet jup!ter!c!ouds! as he left the ship.
'Hello there!' she said. jup!ter! waved vigourously.
'Rosalina!' said Waluigi as he left the ship.
'Waluigi? Is that you? I haven't seen you in… well, I can't even remember when I last saw you!' The two hugged and Waluigi introduced everyone.

'So, you're the one who'll be staying here! Anything important I should need to know about you beforehand?' said Rosalina.
'He's nonverbal, but may occasionally speak. He hasn't discussed this with me yet, but will probably prefer for you to call him Aaron or Alex. If you know British Sign Language, then you shouldn't really have problems with communication, but otherwise, he may not want to write down everything, so please be kind. He also may be nonverbal and incredibly sweet, but he's not shy, so please don't assume he is. Anything else, he should be able to tell you about. Maybe not with words, or at least spoken words, but trust me, there's a lot you can communicate without speaking,' said jupitercl0uds.
'You really seem to have an entire character bio for him, don't you,' said Tails.
'Kinda.'
'Well, I'm sure he'll be a delight,' said Rosalina.
'Ash, I'd like to remind you that you can be a pen pal to Aaron, just as I am to Rosalina,' said Waluigi.
'Not to be rude, but please can you 'wa' already I'm getting very tired suddenly,' said jupitercl0uds
With that being said, Waluigi softly let ou his 80th 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

idk if i'll make the wattpad volume yet i havent even made the cover yet

 

also thE YEAR 7S ARE YOUNGER THAN CARS 2 WHICH WAS MY GAY AWAKENING WTH

for reference it was holley. she was my gay awakening. it was either her or clank that made me realise i am not aromantic and im not sure which came first but i know that i have always had weird taste. i actually was involved in incredibly mild twitter discourse because of my attraction to holley as a younger child in like august lol

Chapter 81: day 81: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'So, you know what I think was Aaron's revenge?' said jupitercl0uds.
'What are you talking about?' said Tails.
'This morning i was NONVERBAL! I think this was revenge on me from my autism for writing him out. I mean, I REALLY REALLY like writing about Aaron, but I had no choice! Plus, I'm still writing letters to him, anyway.'
'Sure, whatever. Wanna watch Robots (2005) with me? I have party rings and iced fingers.'
'There is nothing I currently want more.'
'Can we join in?' said literally the entire cast except for jupiter and Tails all at once.
'I was wrong. Now there is nothing I currently want more.'
Waluigi gave a half excited, half relaxed 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' as he had been wanting to do this since he was a little lad (only with berries and cream)

Notes:

sorry about the berries and cream part i just started thinking about it. tbh i really miss all the trends from a year ago. except for devious licks. that can stay dead

Chapter 82: day 82: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'That has to have been one of the best times I have ever had while watching the 2005 animated masterpiece Robots,' said jupitercl0uds. 'I must admit, Ratchet's dad has to be one of my favourite characters.'
'I never knew my dad,' said Ratchet.
'I wasn't talking about you. Anyway, on the topic of favourite characters, I have a confession to make.'

There was silence and everyone turned to face xem.

'S-S-S-Sydney Copperfield [heavy breathing] is- is- is kinda- just hear me out, ok?'
'No. Absolutely not. And you are NOT adding him to the cast. We knew this would happen, so Scarecrow has prepared a speech for you,' said Tails.
'Listen, jupiter, do you remember when we were together? You know, the whole "Scarecrussy" thing?' said Scarecrow.
'Sydnussy...' said jupitercl0uds.
'Listen, you went on hiatus, and if not for Ariel here, I would hate myself. I don't care if you have a "back up character" or anything for if the same thing happened to him that happened to me.'
'I guess you're right. And I don't think Sydney Copperfield would be a bisexual legend like you, Scarecrow.'
'Thank you for reasoning with me. Genuinely. That's- honestly really unlike you.'
'I guess I will have to stay dreaming of his robussy then...'
Waluigi gave a relieved 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and then started writing his letter to Rosalina.

Chapter 83: day 83: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

In an oh-so familiar Manchester flat, there was the sound of a pen squeaking on a whiteboard. It was early in the morning, with only one person awake, and that person hadn't learned. Not a word was uttered and not a sound was made, other than the pen on the whiteboard, and the only thing to be heard was the fast heartbeat of someone on edge.

By now, it was an addiction. They couldn't help it.

Meanwhile, Waluigi was listening to FVN! and having the time of his life. He suddenly knew Spanish as well.
'No sé sime quiere' o me tienes manía
Pero tú te acuerdas de mí to' los WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

oooooooh im getting all dramatic and fancy ooooooooh

Chapter 84: day 84: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Apple, Onion, by any chance do you know any more gay couples that happen to star on cartoon network shows?' asked jupitercl0uds, clearly in a silly, goofy mood.
'Yes, actually, we have cartoon network pride where we all come together and have a mini pride parade,' said Apple.
'We don't tend to be a part of the parade, seeing as we aren't canonically a couple,' said Onion.
'Well who is a part of that parade, and, more importantly, are there any Jellystone characters?'
'Well, obviously, almost everyone from Steven Universe is there, there's Frankie from Elliott from Earth-' said Apple.
'OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT ELLIOTT FROM EARTH THAT WAS BRILLIANT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER! There's gonna be a next chapter, right?' Apple and Onion gave false nods.
'Well, seeing as you wanted Jellystone characters, about half the cast is there in the "implied" part, which is the biggest portion of the parade. Most are trans, though there are also a lot of mlm relationships,' said Onion. 'That being said, a few are in the main parade, because we can't even tell if they're implied or explicit.'
'HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT! JELLYSTONE IS GAY! I'm telling Aaron about this. Hold on- does Aaron from Nexo Knights go to pride?'
'Yeah.'
'YES! YES! YES! I FEEL LIKE I AM A LITTLE GERMAN BOY AND MY MUM HAS ALLOWED ME TO DRINK COLA AND PLAY FORTNITE!'
The front door broke off its hinges. They walked in, much to the shock of everyone, though to the surprise of absolutely nobody. Waluigi picked up jupitercl0uds and ran off, screaming 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

before someone says theyre not canon my little brother who is still in primary thinks theyre meant to be gay so i think its canon (i dont really think there are gonna be any homophobic people here by this point but still)

 

also another dramatic chapter oooooooooh

Chapter 85: day 85: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

yk how in dumb dumb it says 'disappointment takes us by surprise' well for this chapter pretend it doesnt (i also put that in the chapter because im a cheeky rascal with a heart of gold)
and before someone says i did that last chapter ik im so incredibly smart i forshowed before even planning girlie <333333

Notes:

btw i changed avery's pronouns because it makes more sense to use she/her (i cant be bothered explaining why)

'Waluigi, what are you doing?' screamed jupitercl0uds. He was running to the post office. It was the only safe place he knew jupitercl0uds probably wouldn't go looking in.

Meanwhile, back at the house, everyone was disappointed but not surprised. Well, everyone but Apple and Onion. Fortunately, Scarecrow noticed them quivering on the couch. He and Ariel were helping people evacuate, while everyone else fought. So far, they had rescued Apple, Onion, Orbot and were struggling to find Cubot. Everyone else was fighting, Amy at the front of the fight.

[bro i cant be bothered to write a fight scene i get action fatigue quite early on and its so much harder when youre the one writing it. please pretend i wrote a fight scene here where Jupiter wins].

'Wow, that fight scene was absolutely intense,' said Sonic.
'Indeed it was. Now, tell me, where is jupitercl0uds?' said Jupiter_Clouds.
'Why should we tell you? And don't pull out a gun or something, we've already seen that trick and you know where it'll get you.'
'Of course, of course, you're right. I couldn't pull out a gun. But, I could do something much, much worse.' She smiled a devillish smile. Suddenly, she grabbed Tails by his torso and ran as fast as she could out of the door. Sonic tried to run, and realised he couldn't.
'YOU FOOL! I used my animation skills to my advantage and sneakily put your sprite in wet cement when you weren't looking.'
'That explains why I have been sinking.'
Amy and Sticks ran after her with all the might left in their bodies, but couldn't keep up. Ratchet had passed out a while ago, with Clank trying to wake him up in every way possible but he would not awaken.

'Waluigi, where are we and why did you take me here?' said jupitercl0uds
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' cried Waluigi. He hadn't noticed their confusion until now.

Notes:

also shout out to shadow for being the first canonically gay sonic character and congratulations on realshadowfan01 for marrying him /hj

Chapter 86: day 86: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

guys i really wanna start a cartoon network fanpage on tiktok but i cant be bothered lol

'Ash, keep it down!' whisper-shouted Waluigi. 'Jupiter_Clouds is at the house at the moment, and I don't knwo how much longer we're gonna be able to stay here!'
'Ohhhhh, I see. I can't believe Avery broke her promise. Well, I can, but still,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Ok, but who the fuck is Avery?' said Apple.
'APPLE! DID YOU JUST SWEAR?' said jupitercl0uds.
'Yeah.'
'Ok. Anyway, Avery is an evil Jupiter Clouds that goes by she/her instead of they/xe even though she used to go by they/them and she is currently terrorising us for lord knows what. By the way, there are a total of 4 Jupiter Clouds, myself included, and I believe you've met 3 of us.'
'We don't exactly know why Jupiter_Clouds hates us, particularly me, but we have a basic idea,' said Waluigi. 'That isn't currently important though, what matters now is finding somewhere safe. Scarecrow, aren't you an inventor? And you've got Orbot and Cubot to help you. Could you build something to go to Rosalina's?'
'I'm tremendously sorry, but I don't have any resources. Ariel, could you help?' replied Scarecrow.
'I dunno really. I'll try. What do you need?'
'Well, there's a lot of metal, uh, glass? I- I don't know, I've never built a ship before. Have you 2 ever built a ship?'
'Unfortunately, no, we haven't,' said Orbot.

'Right. So we'll just have to stay here and hope Jupiter doesn't find us,' said Waluigi.
'Well, I think you've failed at that,' said Jupiter_Clouds. She was still holding Tails.
'TAILS! Are you ok?' screamed jupitercl0uds.
'Let me go!' Tails was struggling.
'Oh, shut up,' said Jupiter.
'Avery! How did you even find us? Did Tails tell you?'
'Correct! Wow, you're really inquisitive, aren't you!'
'I am?'
'I was being patronizing.'
'Well, you're autistic too, so don't act like you wouldn't have understood that. And the exact same type of autistic as me.'
'Ash, I am so sorry, she said she'd kill Sonic if I didn't tell you.'
'Oh, don't worry, Tails, I didn't think you'd have malicious intent.'
Waluigi screamed a shocked 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' because he realised his main line made the mood completely different

Notes:

rare chapter where waluigi has a lot of lines besides 'wa' (actually theres a lot of dialogue here its practically a script)

Chapter 87: day 87: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

guys i fulfilled my dream of creating a cartoon network tiktok fanpage

also tw: massive long vent in the form of a monologue.

'You know, it's been 41 chapters since the Panty and Stocking series 2 announcement, you'd more would have come out about it by now,' said jupitercl0uds.
'I AM GOING TO TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB.' said Jupiter_Clouds.
'Oh my god, that reminds me of back in Oz-' said Scarecrow
'When you took apart Tin man?'
'Precisely!'
'Do you mind if I insert that clip into the fic?'
'Sure!'

'Are we SERIOUSLY just gonna brush off the fact that I just told you I was going to fucking TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB just to reminisce an insignificant detail?'
'Yes actually, because I just realised that clip doesn't have the actual quote itself.'
'WHO FUCKING CARES?! Well, I needn't get angry. I have something that'll help me. Well, someone. You know, jupitercl0uds, I think you forget something about me.' Jupiter_Clouds grinned as Yuga Aoyama and Izuku Midoriya stepped out from behind her shadow.
'I'm a writer, too.'
'What? How?'
'Don't you see, jupiter? I am you. Merely a projection of your biggest insecurities. You are PROUD of your behaviour. You unapolagetically rant about Fifi and the Flowertots, you don't swear, I could go on. Why do you think you have the Wellmar wings? YOU use neopronouns, unlike me. You're the carefree, cringy side of the very much real Ash Brooklyn B-Q. And me? I'm the hatred. I'm the regret. I'm the reason why you hate everything you do. I must admit, I only really hate you because it's my job. Lord knows why I live with Ari of all people, the most unapolagetically cringe of all of us. I'll never go away, not unless you accept yourself, and let's be honest, that's not happening any time soon.'
'But- But why would you have to choose the very ship that started this fic to defeat me?'
'Because, as I just explained, it is my job to cause you misery.'
'Well, Waluigi, I suppose you should do your thing. I don't want to stay in here any longer.'
Defeated, miserable and concerned, Waluigi cried a sombre 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,' to end the fic.

Notes:

idk why i love making someone say something silly for the first line and then Jupiter responding with something super violent for the second i just do

Chapter 88: day 88: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds had an idea all of a sudden.
'You know what, Avery? You may be me. You may indeed be an author. You may even be the author of this fic. But it seems you have forgotten something this time: I don't care. Yes, sure, this may be an utterly appauling way to end the fight, but in this fic, there are only really 2 rules. The first being that Waluigi has to say "wa", obviously. The second, however, is simple: I can do what I want. Goodbye, Jupiter_Clouds!'
'WHAT? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS TERRIBLE WRITING!' screamed Jupiter_Clouds.
'Uh, yeah, but I'm just following the rules, idiot. Bye bye!'
'NOOOOOOOOOOO!'
'Midoriya, Aoyama, you can come with us. Now, who wants to watch Jellystone and write bad fanfiction about it?'
'Can we help Sonic first?' said Tails.
'Oh, of course! I almost forgot, hehe.'
Waluigi gave a confused yet approving 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

this chapter serves as a friendly reminder that your self indulgent fic doesn't have to be good it has to be self indulgent🏃🚐💨✨ (idk if youre still using your mp3 player xylo but just in case that's a man running and being chased by a white van with glitter)

Chapter 89: day 89: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was going through everyone in the house.
'Japanese, Japanese, American, American- Oh no.'
'What''s wrong, Ash?' asked Tails.
'I need to ask Apple and Onion an important question.' Xe began to look frantically for the 2, eventually finding them in the garden.
'Since when have we had a garden?' asked Tails, even though he had been told several chapters before to stop reading the fic.
'APPLE! ONION! ARE YOU 2 INTERESTED IN THE WORLD CUP?'
'No, not really,' said Onion.
'Not since the time Falafel went crazy over it,' said Apple.
'YEESSSS! YES! And NOBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE is English. Meaning, I WON'T HAVE TO FACE SENSORY OVERLOAD HERE LIKE I DID IN SCHOOL!'
'Are you ok?' asked Onion.
'Yeah. I've rubbed my fingers together and listened to mos thoser, which effectively is my cure to sensory overload.'

Tails was in his workhop. He was mildly upset. And then he heard a whispered '3, 2, 1' and found a large group of people stood behind him, Sonic at the front.
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAILS!' they all shouted.
'This time, we celebrated it on the right date, hehe,' said jupitercl0uds
'Aw, thanks!'
'We have everyone here listed in the tags, except for Avery, due to her most recent outburst.'
'Cupid? You're in this fic too?' said Aoyama.
'OH MY GOD, AOYAMA, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE IN THIS! Do you 2 wanna come and live with me?'
'Sure! Well, that is if Izuku wants to go, too.'
'We can discuss your living situation later, because IT'S TAILS' BIRTHDAY! I've been looking forward to today for so long!' said Sonic. 'Open my present first! It's that one, there, with the blue wrapping paper!'
Tails opened it to find he was now the proud owner of a thick new sketchbook.
'I noticed all of your plans are written on reciepts and stuff, so I got this for you!'
Tails was flapping his hands about in joy. He then opened a present wrapped in Bluey wrapping paper. It was a cd, with the Sonic 2 songs that played in 2 player mode as well as Fly Away by Teddyloid. Written on the back of the case was all of the songs, the list ending in 'and any more you've burned on here.' He was as happy as ever as he continued to open presents and cards, with people gradually drifting off into their own conversations.

jupiter found Waluigi in the middle of the party. They asked him a question that had been on their mind all day.
'Waluigi, when you were a baby, did you go "WAAAAHAHAHAHAWAAA!" when you cried?'
Waluigi shrugged and gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', which meant 'yeah, probably.'

 

also heres a picture i drew! happy birthday, tails!

Notes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILS! i would have made this chapter all about his birthday but the world cup thing was bothering me just a bit too much

Chapter 90: day 90: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Bro, I swear to God, this cold better be gone by tomorrow or I'm literally gonna like, I dunno, pacifist equivalent of kill someone,' said jupitercl0uds. Xe were in Tails' workshop as he was playing Roblox. jupiter didn't know this, though.
'Is it a bad cold?' asked Tails. He was playing word bomb and was being called a bot.
'Nah, but that's the worst part. I still have to go into school but I feel like crap. Honestly, I blame the kids in the pool I was in on Sunday.'
'Ash, do you know a word with 'TS' in it?'
'I dunno, farts?'
'Sure, that'll do.'

Xe left the workshop and went outside. Ratchet was stood there, talking to Clank. They were on the original hill from earlier chapters.
'Oi, Ratchet, do they have colds outside of Earth?'
'No, but they do have issues with capitalism, things attacking you left right and center, polloution, cosmic war, you get the picture. Plus, there are much worse illnesses out there that you'd probably die from.'

jupitercl0uds would have rejoiced at the top of their voice. To be honest, they'd be a true warlock but they had no choice. In other words, they were effectively a jester. Well, moreso a clown. A gay clown? Yeah, that's about right.
'Waluigi, what's your opinion on my outfit?' asked jupiter.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' replied Waluigi.
'OH GOD, I FORGOT THIS IS THE 90TH CHAPTER, I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING COOL - oh well, guess I'll just wait 10 more chapters.'

Notes:

i was going to make this chapter about finding everyone's birthdays so that i dont forget them but like half the cast either dont have an official birthday or are born in november why is this so complicated

Chapter 91: day 91: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was a pleasant day in Rosalina's castle. Aaron had been spinning in circles all day and he was content. Rosalina had been reading and writing letters all day and she was content. The two of them enjoyed mundane tasks very much. It was coming round to the time of day where they would write and recieve their letters. Both realised how short their letters would be, but knew it wouldn't matter.

Aaron recieved a letter talking about how Ash had been the main character in Drama earlier. Xe were playing a character called Rosie and included an unnecessarily large amount of Sonic references for a topic that had nothing to do with Sonic. Rosalina's was about Waluigi's eventful encounter with a bourbon biscuit that seemed to be floating. Her face lit up when she saw his not-so-little 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', as it always did.

Notes:

GUYS THEY'RE SHOWING GONCHAROV AT MY LOCAL CINEMA DUE TO THE INFLUX IN POPULARITY AND IM GONNA WATCH IT TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAA

Chapter 92: day 92: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

GONCHAROV WAS BRILLIANT GUYS IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED OVER A MAFIA FILM

i didnt think i liked al pacino until now

I LEFT IT OUT OF THE CHAPTER THO BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY! /j

(btw please pretend everything ive said about goncharov had /j at the end i kinda forgot what tone indicators were yesterday)

Onion was on his phone, when he spotted something he didn't expect to spot
'Apple?' said Onion.
'Yes?' replied Apple.
'What is this?' asked Onion, showing Apple an image of himself and Apple. Apple had a face of true terror when he realised it was that image.
'I can explain, I promise!'
'I don't even want you to explain, Apple. Unless it was somehow an accident, I don't want you to explain.'
The image in question was some fanart, showing Apple and Onion in hospital, Onion in bed, holding a baby. The abomination that would have been their baby was hidden. Onion realised that it was in jupitercl0uds' art style and freaked out.
'JUPITER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?'
He hastily walked towards their room, Apple following, explaining everything, despite Onion's clear instruction not to.
'Don't blame them, I promise it was not their fault. Xe were commissioned to do it for £50. If I commissioned you £50 to draw, I dunno, Scarecrow and Ariel mpreg, would you? Because I know I would. Plus, when they drew it, they didn't know us!'
'Why did you save it then? God, don't say you commissioned it?'
'No! It was a random person! It's saved because they were in, as they put it, a "silly goofy mood" and send it via Whatsapp.'
'Oh. Well, I suppose that changes things then. Sorry, Apple.'
Waluigi gave a relieved 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' after realising his friend hadn't drawn Apple x Onion mpreg out of the goodness of their heart.

Notes:

fun fact: this chapter was loosely based on reality when i found apple x onion mpreg last night and showed it to all of my friends from primary school

btw no my comissions arent open and never have been open because im too young for a paypal account and i cant be bothered to use something else or use a parent's paypal account. ive also never drawn apple x onion mpreg.

thats not to say i never will (AS A JOKE GUYS AS A JOKE LIKE HOW I DREW M&MPREG)

 

also extra disclaimer idc if you unironically draw apple x onion mpreg, particularly if you headcanon apple or onion as trans, its just the whole topic of cis guy mpreg is so funny to me

Chapter 93: day 93: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

you ever find a fanfic with a decent amount of chapters and its brilliant but its complete and the author only has 2 other works that you arent interested in because take a guess what happened to me today

'HAHAHAHAAAA!' exclaimed (!) jupiter. 'After many months, I have FINALLY SET UP THIS TUMBLR BLOG IVE BEEN MEANING TO SET UP! And you know what? I'm not feeling like relishing in my achievments today, so, TAILS, HONEY, WHAT HAVE YOU ACHIEVED TODAY AND/OR RECENTLY, MY TWIN TAILED FRIEND?'
'I fixed my plane yet again, this time in half an hour.' Tails was seemingly unbothered by his friend's behaviour. To be honest, it wasn't anything new.
'OH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!' they cried. 'Has ANYONE ELSE (and I would assume so because there are 17 residents in this house) ACHIEVED SOMETHING TODAY AND/OR RECENTLY THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO SHARE?'
'I proposed to Ariel today!' said Scarecrow, with a great big beaming smile across his face. jupitercl0uds started flapping their hands around.
'Oh my gosh, I'm so incredibly happy for you I LOVE LOVE! I don't think I say this enough but THERE IS NOT MUCH I LOVE MORE THAN LOVE! I LOVE SEEING LOVE! I LOVE LOVING! I LOVE THINKING ABOUT LOVE! ROMANTIC, PLATONIC, FAMILIAL, SENSUAL, WHATEVER, I LOVE LOVE! Which actually makes a lot of sense now that I consider the fact that I almost exclusively read slashfics and have an entire OC based around love. Speaking of which... SAKURA!!!' Out of thin air appeared Sakura Rou, on her phone, reading fanfiction. She closed her phone and looked up at her creator.
'Yeah?'
'I redesigned you and I think you'll like it.'

Sakura Rou began to go into lesbian panic, causing her to disappear again. Scarecrow was slightly upset the spotlight had been taken away from the best moment of his life so far, but didn't mind enough to say anything.
'Ariel said yes, so we're probably gonna get married in December. That depends on what he has to say, though. Oh, I just can't wait!'
'AAAAAAA!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WEDDING IN THIS FIC! BETWEEN ONE OF MY FAVOURITE COUPLES!'
Waluigi screamed a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in anticipation.

Notes:

fun fact: cramps make you write yourself to be more energetic

Chapter 94: day 94: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'GUYS LOOK WHAT MY DAD FOUND!' screamed jupitercl0uds at the top of their lungs. In their hand, they held above xyr head a little purple tupperware box. It had a few black squares inside.
'IT'S ALL OF THE DS GAMES I LOST IN 2018! We've got that cooking guide game that you always find in CEX, we've got- OH MY GOD, CARTOON NETWORK RACING?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO VERY LONG! What else have we got here- oh my god. It's here. It's finally here. It's finally in my hands again... NINTENDOGS! I'M COMING HOME, JAKE!'
'Hey, I had nintendogs on my DS. It was a pink DSi,' said Amy.
'YOU DID? Can we please try out Bark Mode, I've always wanted to use those DS share features but never had the opportunity.'
'Please do note my use of the word "had" in that sentence. I haven't seen it in years, mind you.'
'[sigh] I guess I'll have to resort to the other thing I was gonna do in reaction to playing nintendogs for the first time in 4 years - writing an Archie x Ted fanfic. Those two hosts never seemed straight to me, you know.'
Waluigi heard 'Archie x Ted' and yelled an excited 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' as it was his OTP.

Notes:

HOW THE HELL WAS 2018 4 YEARS AGO THATS THE AGE OF SOME PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILDREN WTH IT WAS 2 YEARS AGO THE LAST TIME I CHECKED

also ive always had a feeling about ted rumsworth and archie hubbs

final final note: tomorrow im making brownies with the cooking guie game! im really excited! debating about making the portion for 4 or the portion for 6 (probably 6 so that i can bring it into school. also for a cook book on a DS, it has a good OST i cant lie.

Chapter 95: day 95: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

guys i baked my cooking guide brownies but when melting the chocolate i burned it a bit so idk if they're gonna taste nice

'SCARECROW! IT'S DECEMBER TOMORROW! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?' screamed jupitercl0uds.
'You get to open your advent calendar?' replied Scarecrow. jupiter seemed mildly miffed. 'What? I dunno what you'd find exciting in December. Christmas? New year?'
'Well, yes, I am excited I get to open my advent calendar, and yes, I'm excited for Christmas, but WHAT ELSE MIGHT BE HAPPENING IN DECEMBER THAT YOU SAID 3 DAYS AGO?'
'OH! Me and Ariel's wedding?'
'YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!'
'Why are you so excited?'
'Because 1) I haven't been to a wedding since 2013, other than one I didn't know was going to happen in 2016 where the best man was playing Pokémon Go during the service and 2) Scarecrow did you not listen to my ramblings about love right after you told us?'
'Fair enough. So you like weddings, do you?'
'Yeah, they're literally a celebration of love and they're like birthdays but not and I love them so much.'
'Well, I'm glad you do, jupiter. You aren't upset about it are you? Me moving on so quickly?'
'Scarecrow, I dumped you for asmodeus during a hiatus and then by the time the fic was being written again, I wasn't as into Obey Me. You don't have to worry, I do. Anyway, wanna make mono prints with me?'
'Can't see why not.'

Meanwhile, Waluigi, Tails and Ariel were all talking about the wedding. Halfway through the conversation, Apple and Onion joined in.
'Are you excited for your wedding, Ariel?' asked Onion, holding up a fingergun.
'Yeah! Scarecrow's a brilliant boyfriend - well, fiancé now. We aren't quite sure when we'll get married, but probably somewhere around the 16th. We don't want to get married on Christmas,' said Ariel.
'Well, you're a lucky man, Ariel,' said Tails. 'I must admit, if not for the fact I was fixing a plane when Scarerow first arrived (and also because of the way jupiter was describing his "scarecrussy"), I probably would have found him attractive.'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in agreement.

Notes:

ngl the wedding where the best man played pokémon go during the service was fun but i didn't know anyone other than my mum dad and brother and it was outside in september so it wasnt the greatest

Chapter 96: day 96: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

thank you to Shine_Brighter for saying about the word document thing i used word count to measure the characters and i can finally confirm that this wa has 96 As (ive been terrified for if it didnt)

also guys yk how earlier i said i should be having a breakdown and listening to Gorillaz? yeah it was just a bit late this year lol

jupitercl0uds opened the first door on xyr Hey Duggee advent calendar. They had no clue what the chocolate was meant to look like but ate it anyway. Everyone had their own special advent calendars. All of the Sonic characters had a Frontiers calendar with their name on and Waluigi had a Mario one. That left everyone else. Wizard of Oz, Apple and Onion, Ratchet and Clank and Shakespeare calendars weren't really particularly popular and easy to find. Instead, they had Cadbury's calendars (well, Clank had a Frozen stationary calendar instead seeing as he couldn't eat).

'So, I know it's finally December and all, but NO CHRISTMAS SONGS! Not yet at least. Unless it's 2 queens in a king sized bed. Also, Fly Away is going to be a song we blast, because of course it is. Uhhh... OH! And there are brownies on the side. Happy diciembre!' said jupitercl0uds.
Everyone stared at them blankly, Apple breaking the silence with a 'What the fuck are you on about?'
'Sorry, I'm just not ready to hear it all loudly all at once. Christmas songs, that is. If it's mainstream then it's a no. If it's a classic then it's a no. Please not yet. As in specifically when you're around me. You can do that when I'm not around, I thought that was obvious. It probably wasn't actually, so I apologise.'
Waluigi gave a confused but approving 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and tried to unpack what jupiter had said.

Notes:

guess who actually prepared for the wattpad volume this time instead of cramming it all into the 1 night (we have 4 chapters to go until i post it so im just hoping the wedding happens within that time)

Chapter 97: day 97: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

help i have to keep reminding myself of which characters im writing and say to myself 'no, ____ wouldn't call their partner ____'
dont write almost exclusively slashfics guys

While jupiter was sat in the corner, facing the wall, rocking forwards and backwards and listening to Gorillaz, Scarecrow took the opportunity to do more planning for the wedding.

'Ariel, we're going to need to appoint our roles for the wedding. We'll pick whoever we want for the best men, and we also have a request for a ring boy. We may have to use more requests actually... Oh! That reminds me: what will we do for the stag nights? It'll be kinda hard considering there are gonna be 2.'
'Can I just be entirely honest with you for a second, Scarecrow? I'm not going to have a stag night. I'd prefer to have a fox night - or nothing at all.'
'That's completely fine, but what's a fox night?'
'Like a hen/stag night for non binary people. I'm not entirely sure what I am, all I know is that I'm me. I mean, we already have 4 non binary people we know - albeit, one is evil - and we may even know more! I just- I think I would prefer to just be with you rather than have a night before without you.'
'Oh, ok. That's fine. In fact, you know what? We'll go on a date. I mean, think about it, we've spent all this time together, we're fiancés, and yet we have never actually gone on a date yet. Well, if you don't want a date, then I suppose we don't have to have one. I'd just imagine that's what most people would mean.'
'That'd be wonderful, Scarecrow. Just wonderful.'

Waluigi looked up from his book and gave a soft, 'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!'

Notes:

IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE WEDDING

if you want a specific role in the wedding please say so
you cant be a ring boy tho (unless there are multiple ig)

also, similar to the birthday party, im gonna still say everyone who commented is at least a guest lol (i would say kudos but tbh i dont want to have to list so many people)
you also have the option to write yourself! its fine if you dont want to tho seeing as it may be a bit tricky!

 

YOU HAVE UNTIL i dunno, probably like the 16th TO RESPOND!

Chapter 98: day 98: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Imagine: No house. No hill. No floor. No sky. Blank, empty space. The colour white everywhere. And suddenly, if you just squint for a second, you can see 2 colours: Purple and Brown. Mostly purple. Imagine: these colours are slowly becoming shapes. They slowly gain more colours, they become clearer and you realise: It's me. I'm there. Brown hair, brown eyes, round glasses. An entirely purple outfit with the exclusion of bright red, glittery Doc Martens. A tiny, floating angel wing and a tiny, floating devil wing on each shoulder.

'Bro I'm tired as just- I- I am tired. I want to write a chapter but I am tired. That- that's the chapter,' they say. 'It's also a school night. I mean, I get school off on Friday for a piano exam, so I guess I'll write more for that, but you know, I'm tired, dude. I'm literally just practicing my descriptive writing.'

Now, imagine: From a tiny dot on the horizon emerges a tall, lanky man. He has a yellow twin-tailed fox sat on his shoulders. He wears a purple shirt, a purple cap, little orange elf boots and grey dungarees. He has elf ears, a small amount of brown hair emerging from his purple cap. Imagine: his features are bright colours, probably from a lack of sleep.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' says he.

Notes:

fun fact: im using gacha club for designing ariel because i cant think of what else to use and pinterest isnt helping /gen

Chapter 99: day 99: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i wonder if in like 2050 im going to look back on this and be like 'OH MY GOD 2022??? HOW IS IT ALREADY ALMOST 30 YEARS FROM NOW???' (because lets be honest i dont think this fic wont be preserved in any way for 30 years if there are currently fics online from the 60s and i'll probably think of this as a vital part of my childhood).

oh my god what if im still writing this in 2050? tbh i technically need to write this until dekuyama becomes popular and nobody gives a crap about dekuyama so as i said, it'll basically go on forever

'I AM GOING TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER!' said jupitercl0uds at the top of their lungs. 'I know what you're thinking: "But jupitercl0uds, you say this every time you have your disorganised Gorillaz phase and it always means it's going to get worse!"'
'Ash, no offence, but none of us have known you since like March. We've never seen you in a disorganised Gorillaz phase until now,' said Tails.
'Yeah, when I met you, you were in a Duolingo phase,' said Waluigi.
'You know, I was in that Duolingo phase from like, August 2021. Anyway, I WILL ORGANISE MY LIFE!'
'And how do you plan to do that?' asked Orbot. Judging by the fact the whole 'platonically marry me' thing was over, hell, even the fact that this isn't even a daily fic anymore, he was skeptical.
'LISTS! You know, I'm gonna start simple. The basics, you know? Homework, dental hygeine (you don't want to know how often I forget to practice that), possibly writing this fic. And I'm going to finish writing that story, too.'
'What story?' asked Tails, somewhat excited, somewhat doubtful.
'The story I'm going to start making in a few years but not yet and I won't ellaborate.'

Waluigi was writing his letter late at night. All of a sudden, that 'I'm good (yeah I'm feeling alright)' song got stuck in his head. He hated it with a burning passion, seeing as he was such a big fan of 'I'm blue (da-ba-dee)', so he screamed an angry 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' at his brain for having let such a crap song get stuck in his head.

Notes:

fun fact: i hate 'im good' with a burning passion. david guetta needs to pay for his crimes against music with death (/hj) and that's coming from a pacifist.

Chapter 100: day 100: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

holy frikkin crap ive been doing this for 100 chapters no way istg this should only be like 2 months old how

Imagine: an incredibly handsome (but not too handsome because he's 8 years old) fox helping his poor friends in need. Yeah, that incredibly handsome fox is me. That's right: after months of reading, I, Miles 'Tails' Prower, am now writing this chapter, and there's nothing that Ash can do to stop me.

Anyway, back to my friends. So, there's Sonic, Apple and Onion, Waluigi on the brink of a 101 character long 'WA!' and me. We're all together and in utter terror for the horror that has been unleashed: Sonic Unleashed (no not really I just couldn't help myself)! In reality, we're up against a terrifyingly tall fate. A fate worse than death. A fate which has been plaguing us for years.

You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, this crazy story begins this morning...

I awoke to an odd scene. I was in the living room, Sonic, Apple and Onion, next to me.
'Finally, you're awake! I was worried about you,' said Sonic.
'We've been waiting for you to wake up so that we could read this note, which says on top "Do not read this until everyone in the room is awake." Seeing as we're all now awake, I will appoint myself to read the note,' said Onion.
'Oi, why do you get to read the note? That's mad unfair!' said Apple.
'Well, I was the first one awake, so it is actually fair. Ahem: "So, you may be wondering what you are currently doing lying on the floor, probably with no memory of previous events today despite the time and a headache. This is because you have been knocked out by a frying pan. Hopefully, none of you are dead but I'm assuming either you're impatient or you're all alive, seeing as you're reading this. If you're wondering who did this and why, then you don't need to know who did it and the reason why is because the 100th chapter should not overshadow Scarecrow and Ariel's upcoming wedding. Signed," and then it's just been crossed out beyond recognition.'
'Let me see that,' I said. Onion passed me the note, much to the dismay of Apple.

'My suspicions were correct. Ash definetly wrote this, this is their handwriting.'

In all honesty, I had my suspicions from the beginning. There's no way such a specific series of events would occur without it being xyr doing. So, it was now time to find everyone else. Judging by the fact the only others with me were Apple, Onion and Sonic, I imagined they were out of the house. It was when I tried to turn the handle on the door that I realised I was probably wrong. It was locked. The sliding doors that opened to my wonderful workshop had something metal tied around the handles. The only option left was the window.

'Have you guys checked the window?'
'Nobody ever knows where the key is for windows. All they know is that it's probably in a mystery drawer somewhere. It'd be kinda rude to open it,' said Sonic. To be honest, I don't think a window being opened would be taken personally by Ash, considering the fact that what they are offended by is seemingly a mystery. I went through the window, the others following reluctantly. A little further down the hill, we found Waluigi with Orbot and Cubot, who were holding hands.
'Did you escape through the window too?' asked Apple. Waluigi nodded.
'These two weren't too bothered about it, though. They were in a really romantic mood for some reason and so now they're being all lovey-dovey with each other. Also, they refuse to speak English at the moment. I cheered them on anyway, though. They're a cute couple.'
'And are not WE a cute couple?' asked Apple, gesturing towards himself and Onion. Waluigi gave them a thoughtful sort of look and then nodded.
'I think your bickering makes you the most realistic relationship in the cast, I'll say that.'

Suddenly we heard something terrifying.

'Did you all leave... despite my clear instructions not to?' xe said.

Waluigi was now on the brink of his 100th 'wa', in utter terror for the horror about to be released, and then Apple ruined the moment.

'Yes,' said Apple. Onion sighed.
'Ok. You know, I probably should have just been honest about the reason I kept you all in. I was shopping with Ari and didn't want you to get harmed. To be honest, it was pretty stupid of me, seeing as Avery would have gone after me if anything. My only concern is, how?'
'Window,' I said.
'Ah.'
'Why didn't you invite us, though?' asked Apple.
'Because we rarely get to see each other.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' screamed Waluigi.
'What was that for?' I asked.
'I just remembered I need ask if Rosalina is free next week! Both for the wedding and because we agreed we would meet up in December.'
'OH MY GOD YES! I'm gonna ask Aaron if he can come too,' said Ash.

Notes:

GUYS THE 'you're probably wondering how i got here !!' WAS A JOKE I'D LIKE TO POINT THAT OUT
i dont like using that specific line unless its as a joke (hopefully for pretty obvious reasons)

Chapter 101: day 101: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Tails, I have an important question for you: Do I finally get into Christmas? Do I do it? It comes so early that even though it's the 11th of December, I don't know if I should be getting into Christmas yet,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Sure. I don't really care,' said Tails. 'To be fair, I thought you'd be excited, seeing as you might get Frontiers.'
'OH YEAH! Also, did you know that The Living Tombstone did a cover of It's Raining Men?'
'Ok.'

The two were about to get on with what they were doing, when jupiter remembered something.
'CRAP! I NEVER FINISHED THE WATTPAD VOLUME!'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' exclaimed Waluigi.

Notes:

i'd like to end this with a warning: your works might be being used to teach AI how to write fics (for profit)! if you dont want this, you can go to preferences and turn on 'Hide my work from search engines when possible.'

i didnt do this myself because i have 5 out of 23 fics that are actually serious, 4 of which are good, and i want the system to be tarnished by fics like these. it'd be quite funny tbh

Chapter 102: day 102: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

guys if the formatting is a bit weird on this chapter for ao3 readers, it's because i decided to write in wattpad today (also i recently realised the scariel wedding is on sakura rou's 2nd anniversary so it's sort of in honour of her).

Amy walked in on jupiter dramatically dramatising to a song while doing drama homework.
'What's that song called?' she asked.
'An ASCII Image of Bowsette by James Roach,' they replied.
'Of course. Well, I hope you're writing about the wedding or something.'
'Not yet. Fanfiction > education, but I don't have much of a choice. It has to be in really soon and I've not done yet.'
'Ah. Well, good luck!'

Little did Amy know that jupiter had in fact been writing a PEEZL paragraph, unrelated to xyr drama homework.

cl0uds is showing character development through their mouthpiece, jupitercl0uds. In chapter 102, Amy walks in on jupiter 'dramatically dramatising to a song.' This is in stark contrast to chapter 14, in which xe 'was actually very embarrassed' after Waluigi found jupiter listening to The Ballad of Hamantha. The word 'dramatically' emphasises that it was much more than 'vibing' and would have possibly even included dance moves. The author's intentions here were to show their 2022 audience how different life is like when you don't care.

Waluigi had read the entire thing, surprised to find P, E, E, Z and L all included in xyr paragraph. He gave an impressed 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to congratulate his friend.

Notes:

i actually posted the wattpad chapter first today. im treating the singular reader on their today it seems.

btw im posting to wattpad as i write the ao3 chapters until the wedding (and possibly after) instead of doing 20 chapter volumes

Chapter 103: day 103: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

spoilers for weed the musical /j (idk why i felt the urge to write that in i just did)

Waluigi awoke from his nap to find everything covered in stickers with the ao3 logo, as well as a few tumblr logos and the odd wattpad logo. Confused, he searched for the source. It didn't surprise him when he realised who's doing it was. Of course, it was jupitercl0uds. They had recently got sticker paper and were using it as much as possible.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi, upon realising xe had stuck them all over his nose.

Chapter 104: day 104: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sonic stood up to a podium. He tapped the microphone and opened his mouth.
'The Cartoon Network show, Welcome to Earth, is terrible,' he said. The audience booed.
'... and I hope they never stop airing it.'
Everyone gave him a standing ovation, with cheers galore. Knuckles clapped* so loud it could be heard from space.
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of complete approval.

Notes:

*if you have humour like my school friends then replace the word 'clapped' with 'quickly opened and closed his hands'

Chapter 105: day 105: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - scariel wedding part 1

Church bells were ringing, birds were singing. Church bells were ringing because it had just turned 21:00 and birds were singing because that's what birds do. The night before the wedding and the birthday of someone special. That someone special had recently flown in from Japan with her best friend and his boyfriend to celebrate said birthday. She knocked on the door, bags in both hands, and was greeted by Orbot.
'Hi Orbot! Can I come in?' she said.
'Of course. I'll go and get jupiter,' replied Orbot, but jupitercl0uds was already stood behind him.
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUPID!' xe yelled, reaching in to hug Rou. 'Nice to see you brought Aoyama and Midoriya, too! Say, Aoyama, are you single? Sorry that's really unfunny I'll let you in.'
'I've got to say, jupiter, your interior design skills are appauling, but at the same time your house looks insanely comfortable,' said Aoyama.
'Well, you can thank Tails for that. He owns the house. And the interior design thing would be my fault, not his, I'm the one who should be doing all that. Speaking of which, his present is in the living room.'

There were several cheers when they were noticed in the living room, most notably from Amy, who had been incredibly disappointed about the wedding.
'Happy birthday, and also soon to be merry Christmas, I have SEVERAL gifts for you, but don't open them all at once because they aren't all for today. You can open the one with pink wrapping paper now!' she said.
'Nah, I'll open all my presents later, I must admit, I'm really jet lagged. Maybe on Sunday?'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in extreme shock.

Notes:

sorry about the wedding but i have 2 reasons
1) sakura rou is now 2 years old (so technically 17 but shes still 15)!
2) i forgor 💀💀💀

i mean i have an entire day to write the rest of it tomorrow so if i dont i have to send my address for being too much of a silly billy ;PPP /J /J /J

also the 1 wattpad reader can rejoice seeing as they can now read an extra chapter

Chapter 106: day 106: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - scariel wedding part 2

Notes:

this was meant to have illustrations, but currently the only way i could include them is if i drew them traditionally and took a photo with my crappy chromebook camera (i tried, it looked awful).

It is a wonderful day for a scarecrow as lucky as me. The 17th of December. The day after jupiter’s last day and Sakura Rou’s 2 year anniversary/17th birthday. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that our wedding takes place the day after the birthday of someone called Cupid.

But the wedding? Today? Lord, it feels like yesterday since that fateful day. The day I was dumped. And yet, over half a year has passed since I first met him. I’ll be seeing Ariel shortly, but I don’t want to wait. Oh well then… I suppose I have no choice.

---

I’m thinking at the moment about everything that has happened to me over the past year. I have been used on that island, then freed of any master. It was a peaceful time, though it all took so long for anything new that I don’t even know how long ago that was (maybe Prospero will be here? Who knows?). Then I ended up here. And I ended up with all of these wonderful friends and this wonderful house with a wonderful garden and now I am going to have a wonderful husband - could a spirit, or any being for that matter, possibly be more happy than I am right now?

I am going to have the greatest day of my life.

---

Well, hello again, I suppose. If you didn’t like chapter 100, then you’ll be ashamed to hear that I’m narrating again. I was put in charge of organising everyone, seeing as I’m meant to be the smartest one here. I feel a bit like it’s a daycare sometimes, I can’t lie. I personally don’t like marriage, but hey, whatever makes everyone happy.

Currently, we have Waluigi, Ash and Xylo all doing their jobs. That’s a good thing. We’re still waiting on a few guests, but things should be fine. I look up, and there’s 3 of the guests already.

‘Our UTTER APOLOGIES, everybody! We were almost ready when we saw what Midoriya was wearing and realised it could absolutely NOT DO!’ said Rou. She was wearing a white frilly dress with long gloves and wings. I see, Cupid dressed up as Cupid!
‘Izuku is the most beautiful person I have ever laid eyes upon, but his fashion sense is shit,’ said Aoyama. They then explained why it had taken them so long to pick the right outfit and everything.
‘I love you, Yuga, but I think you and Rou are both a bit overly-dramatic. We’re early,’ said Midoriya. Ash handed Rou a wad of tissues and a weird look. I don’t even want to know what that means, but it’s too late because now Rou has stuffed them all down her bra. They gave each other a thumbs up. To be honest, I completely forgot they were here.

I was then approached by Xylo. To be fair, I last saw glitch on Ash’s birthday. Other than that, I don’t know much about him. All I know is that he’s the ring boy.

Oh boy, what the hell is going on.

Xylo's running around like an excited toddler. Can't blame them, this is glitch's first wedding since he was 7. That and he was excited to be here, considering glitch had a blast at the birthday, and was looking forward to coming back and infecting everyone with Xylo's flavour of neurodivergent nonbinary queer disea–

Glitch sprinted up to me, which wasn't good considering they're not very athletic!!! After regaining his breath, Xylo spoke.
"hhhHHHIHIHIHELLOHELLOHOLA hiiiiiiiii! What are you doing? I don't know what I'm doing."
‘To be honest, all you really have to do is wait until the ceremony. Then you just walk up the aisle and give them the rings. You can just wait till the service really. You’ll be told when to go up and stuff,’ I reply.
‘aH!’
He’s walking off and has started talking to jupiter, who listened and then started going on about their own interests. I couldn’t exactly tell, but I think it was about Inside Job? Chaos has ensued as Rosalina and Alex have entered the room. This is why I’m not having kids.

---

Unfortunately, Prospero, Miranda and Caliban have not come. In fact, nobody has come, as they are all dead. I suppose this is what happens when you’re technically 400 years older than everyone. Luckily, because his source material is from 2014, Scarecrow has all of his friends. As I walk down the aisle, I can see everyone. The further I go down, the less people I can see, until it’s just Scarecrow. It’s him. He’s there. He’s dressed in pink, purple and blue and has a beaming smile on his face. It’s finally happening. I feel ecstatic.

---

If your wedding day is meant to be the best day of your life, then I’d like to make a statement: for me, it most certainly was. I’m standing here and I see everyone’s faces. They’re all so happy. I must admit, it’s a bit weird that jupiter was put in charge of music, because now Ariel’s walking down the aisle to SuperPop! while Tails is violently gesturing for them to change to music. So, halfway through, it changes to Kiss by a Rose. The MHA kids light up and Ariel giggles. He’s wearing this flowy dress with an armless blazer and sandals. Of all the people to wear something like that, it would be him. All of my older friends are waving out the corner of my eye. I wave back but my focus is still on him. As the music fades out, I begin to think about everything I’ve done up to this point. It’s wonderful.

---

In all my years of living, I, Tails, have never seen everyone so happy as they are now. I idolised Sonic for years and then I became his best friend. That was the best moment of my life ever because it was the most fun I had ever had. Even so, I was his partner in stopping the inevitable destruction of the world. I remember the joy everyone had once we thwarted Robotnik. He most certainly wasn’t happy, though. But here, at this wedding, both of them are happy. They’re all dressed up and dancing to Fly Away. Life feels… complete. It could end here and I would be satisfied. I won’t let it end, because that would be ridiculous, but I wouldn’t mind. Sonic is wearing what he normally wears. Ash is wearing that purple suit and the egirl makeup they want to wear at the year 11 ‘prom’. Waluigi is dancing with Wario in his regular outfit, but he’s wearing face gems. My best friends are wearing completely different things and yet they’re all having the same amount of fun.

I think I’m having a weird content feeling here at this wedding. The music is tinny and the food is cheap, but I think I’m honestly having the most fun I’ve had in ages here.
Sonic is yelling, ‘Come on, Tails, this is your favourite song! Let’s dance!’ and I’m all for it. Ash joins in and Waluigi lets out a short ‘WAAA!’ as he continues to dance with Wario. Amy is dancing with Knuckles and Sticks, the MHA kids are all standing at the food, giggling; everyone is just as content as I am. In the centre are the happy couple themselves, their eyes locked on each other, and we all look at them as they have the best night of their lives. Xylo is talking to Alex, who is listening closely, about how great the wedding is as Rosalina joins Wario and Waluigi. Mario and Luigi are prancing about with the Legends of Oz characters. Nobody here should fit together, and yet we all do.

As the party concludes, the final toast is made by Waluigi. There wasn’t any alcohol because Quakerism (but mostly because jupiter was concerned I’d drink too much), but there were plenty of sweets, so I’m too hyper to focus on what he’s saying. As it draws to a close, Wario stands up and counts down from 3. The two began to produce the most beautiful sound to ever come from them: a wonderful, harmonised, ‘WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’

Chapter 107: day 107: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'WALUIGI! Lend me your ears!' said jupitercl0uds. Tails sighed.
'You are an eccentric, somewhat self-centred man with a thin but large, pointy moustache who is an in-universe bad guy that wears predominantly purple, considers himself incredibly attractive and has a large fanbase, predominantly on tumblr and twitter, that also finds him attractive, aren't you?' xe continued. Waluigi nodded in agreement to the incredibly specific description of himself.
'Then let me introduce you to King Dice, an eccentric, somewhat self-centred-’
‘Alright, Ash, I think he gets it. And WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RULE ABOUT NOT ADDING ANYONE ELSE?!' screamed Tails.
'Well, with Ariel and Scarecrow being on their honeymoon, I thought that we could use the 2 slots to include 2 characters that can temporarily be in the cast. I'm not sure what to use the other slot for yet, but I do know that it'll probably be Rosalina's girlfriend. Anyway, LOOK AT WALUIGI! LOOK AT THE JOY ON HIS FACE AS KING DICE IS MAKING HIS GRAND ENTRANCE! I think that should outdo a little rule you made up ages ago.'
'I suppose I have to agree with you on that.'

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Waluigi had been hooked on every word his new friend had been saying for the past 2 hours. Everyone had gotten over him except for Waluigi. Eventually, King Dice left for the toilet and Waluigi took the opportunity to talk to jupiter.
'So, how has he been?' they asked.
'Oh, it's been wonderful! I've enjoyed every second of it! The issue is that I also am terrified! King Dice has been my celebrity crush for years now but I'm in a relationship. It's been fine but this has been long before you came along and introduced me to all of these people outside my own universe! I mean, meeting all the Sonic characters every 4 years used to be my one chance to do so but King Dice? Oh god, I'm gonna have to call him,' said Waluigi.
'Who? Call who?'
'My partner, to see how he'll feel.'
'Y'know, every time I hear someone say "partner" it reminds me of the countless times I've thought a teacher was gay and have been massively disappointed. But also all the times I've been right. Anyway, let's hope it goes well then.'
'What goes well?'
'The call.'
Waluigi picked up the phone and gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to mentally prepare himself as the phone rang.

Notes:

genuinely tho i was watching cuphead earlier and thinking 'omg how come i've never noticed that king dice is an eccentric, somewhat self-centred man with a thin but large, pointy moustache who is an in-universe bad guy that wears predominantly purple, considers himself incredibly attractive and has a large fanbase, predominantly on tumblr and twitter, that also finds him attractive AS WELL AS waluigi?' so i had to write about it.

Chapter 108: day 108: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

merrry christmas :)

It was Christmas day and most people were happy. Unfortunately, Sonic Frontiers was nowhere to be seen but the gifts were wonderful nonetheless (it could be bought with Christmas money anyway). There were many smiles and laughs as the day progressed, one cheer in particular standing out. Waluigi let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and Rosalina laughed loudly and merrily.

Notes:

all this christmas dodging and i have only willingly listened to a christmas song once this year. i hate how early christmas is celebrated because it always means that you avoid it for so long and before you know it it's already christmas and its too late.

btw i saw stuff for easter in shops yesterday. please, calm down and at least wait until 2023. thank you.

Chapter 109: day 109: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

this chapter is effectively a massive vent so if you dont want to hear me talking about how much i hate the state of the world right now, please do skip this chapter

Notes:

scary news: this fic is becoming harder to update and i may have to go on hiatus for about a month again!

tbh this may have been slightly evident given how short the updates have been getting

Everyone was out of the house. Everyone but jupiter. Xe was on the phone, lying down on the floor of their bedroom.

'Ari, I'm going to be honest with you, I can't take it anymore' said jupitercl0uds. Their tone was flat and face unexpressive, unlike their usual exaggerated attitude.

'Just look around you. The government has fallen apart. The economy is ruined. Hell, even small things, like the whole Twitter thing, even MatPat has fallen from grace, so to speak. I have no motivation for anything. I don't know if this is autistic burnout, depression or me just "growing up" and becoming more cynical. I can't stand to be doing anything anymore. My lifelong special interests and hyperfixations are nothing to me anymore. I don't have the motivation to draw, to write, to do anything, I want to do nothing but lie down and listen to music. And, I know, I don't have to tell you this, we're the same person, I just wanted to tell someone. I can't continue-'

Suddenly, the door opened.

'I have to go now,' xe whispered, putting down the phone. They went downstairs and was greeted by all their friends. Miraculously, xyr attitude was back.
'Welcome back everyone! In fact, I never asked, how was your honeymoon?' they asked Ariel and Scarecrow. Waluigi gave an excited 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and a hug.

Notes:

pretty sure i have said this in the past but PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DO NOT TRY COMFORTING ME IN THE COMMENTS! please, NO 'are you ok :((((' OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! i understand you mean well, but i don't like it! idk if its autism or me just being weird, but i really dont like being comforted for some reason!

Chapter 110: day 110: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

help i keep writing onion as ONion

'Ok, so, hear me out,' said jupitercl0uds. They were sat on Waluigi's shoulders with everyone surrounding them. 'I make animation memes, possibly even GLMVs if I feel daring, of everyone here. Deal?'
'Didn't you say you'd do that way back in chapter 33?' asked Scarecrow. He had raised his hand just to show the ring on his finger.
'Correct. But this time, I'll actually do it. I'm really into animation at the moment, like, more than usual.'
'Well I don't see any issues with it,' said Onion.
'Then it's settled. I'm making an animation meme/GLMV.'
Waluigi screamed a high pitched 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' upon realising that there was a chance he could finally head bop.

'How do you know about GLMVs and animation memes, Onion?' said Apple.
'How do you, Apple?' replied Onion

Notes:

it will either be tokyo by leat'eq (probably not tho), blah blah blah! by thirtyonetwentyfive and ryl0 or fly away by teddyloid idk tho

Chapter 111: day 111: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

yeah im definetly going on hiatus (until my autistic burnout is gone)

i'll probably be back in february - april, though regardless of when i come back, i'm going to update at least once in march for the anniversary (kinda shocked ngl)

also just like last time, i may post occasionally!

'STARS ALIGN HASN'T HAD A SERIES 2 FOR 4 YEARS AND IT ENDED ON ABOUT 4 CLIFFHANGERS! NOOOOOOOOO! WHY? NOOO!' cried jupitercl0uds.
'Ash, I know what you're going to say, and no, you can't add Yu to the fic just because of that,' said Tails. 'I will agree with you, the show is good, but shouldn't you of all people know it'll take a while?' said Tails.
'I guess I'll go on hiatus then...'
'WHAT?'
'What do you mean... "what"? Not in a "how dare you disrespect me, Miles" kind of way, I'm just confused,'
'Despite my actions, I like being written about. I'd prefer for you not to go on hiatus.'
'Well, don't worry about that, Tails, I'll draw you everywhere. I draw everyone in this fic all the time, so I don't see why I'd change that for a hiatus. I mean, yes, when I last went on hiatus, I wasn't drawing everyone all the time, but the fic had only been going for 2 months, so I wasn't nearly as attatched. Maybe I'll write a spin off one-shot or something for you. I dunno, but don't worry.'
'Have you told the others yet?'
'Yeah. Hell, even Aaron knows I'm fine, granted, we are the same person. I wanted to tell you last because, let's be honest, you've probably got the strongest bond with me in the entire fic. Oh, and by the way, I'm not on hiatus because of Stars Align, I've just got autistic burnout, hehe.' Xe turned xyr head. 'You can start now!'

From behind a shimmering purple curtain emerged everyone else from the fic, from background characters to Waluigi himself. To the tune of blah blah blah!'s chorus, they began to sing:

#Ash is on hi-atus now#
#Cause they have au-tistic burnout#
#How long is it, we'll be gone?#
#We don't know but, it won't be long#

#Ash is on hi-atus now#
#Go away au-tistic burnout#
#Surely life will, be just fine#
#Waluigi, say your line!#

Waluigi dramatically posed and sang the most beautiful 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to ever grace the ears of those who heard it.
'They are really creative, aren't they? All that unprovoked!' said jupiter to Tails, who was giving a round of applause. Tails, dumbfounded, just nodded and continued to clap.

Notes:

btw my stars align theory is that production may have been halted due to the pandemic. it may not be mainstream, but it's a pretty popular anime, so i don't see why they would cancel it either.

Chapter 112: day 112: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

set in, like, idk november??? roughly??? because thats the last time i saw this

ps this is barely a chapter this is just a thought i had (im on hiatus anyway so allow me to have a non-chapter)

Waluigi opened TikTok. He was instantly met with a California Dreams capitalism slideshow.

All the leaves are brown

'Capitalism is bad'

(All the leaves are brown)

'Grr Capitalism'

And the sky is grey

'Alexa turn on cereal magnet 😭😭😭😭'

(And the sky is grey)

'Women and the LGBTQ+ community suck btw'

I've been on a walk

'Look at how bad Capitalism is'

(I've been on a walk)

Two of those slides were a bit out of place. Tails walked in.
'Oh, have you got one of those capitalism slide shows? I keep getting those too. Why are there two really out of place slides every time though?'
Waluigi gave a confused 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' upon realising this was not exclusive to him.

Chapter 113: day 113: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

YOOOO IS THAT A NORMAL CHAPTER THAT IS MODERATELY LONG *WHILE ON HIATUS???*

It was a dark winter night and everyone was sat in the living room on a device. The few that weren't were watching TV, which was playing Cartoon Network. jupitercl0uds was sat on their mum's computer, crying. Tails turned his head to face them.
'Ash? What's the matter?' he said.
'THE SIMS 4 SOUNDTRACK IS SO NOSTALGIC AND I- [sniff] DON'T- [sniff] KNOW- [sniff] WHYYY!' xe replied.
'You have the Sims 4 now?'
'[sniff] Yeah. I've always wanted to play it and it's free now - well, the base game is. Also, add ons aren't tempting because I can't afford them anyway.'
'Ahhh. I was about to say, you would never be able to get Sims 4 if it weren't free.'
'Why not make us?' said Knuckles.
'I think that's a brilliant idea!' said Amy.
'Oh, I'd love to, but it's kinda hard to make sonic characters and stuff. I'll see what I can do,' replied jupiter.
Of course, the real question was, would the Sims 4 be able to encapsulate Waluigi and Wario's extreme features? Probably. Waluigi was thinking this exact thought, and gave a loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to a silent question.

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here are my sims btw :D

(please pretend the one below has icy blue eyes i forgot to change them when i could)

Notes:

i realise that i wasn't very lengthy in the explanations i gave for why im on hiatus so if you need more information, check the comments on the previous chapter (if youre reading on wattpad then check the comments on this note)

that being said, im getting better and might go off hiatus before february!

Chapter 114: day 114: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

ignore the last chapter note, i feel miserable and my mental health is so bad that my physical health is too 💪😎👍 (emoji translation: muscly arm, sunglasses and thumbs up)

The doorbell rang and Tails rushed towards the door, Waluigi not far behind. It was finally the 1st. Orbot was already at the door, as he was usually the one to greet anyone who entered. Meanwhile, Cubot had turned the kettle on and got out the coffee.

A dishevelled figure with terrible posture entered the house. It was bright outside due to the streetlight and dark inside, so it was hard to see their face, but the bags under their eyes were so big you could see them anyway. This was, of course, jupitercl0uds, holding an almost empty bottle of Dr. Pepper and a comically large briefcase. For some reason, they were wearing a long sleeved shirt, one of the sleeves unbuttoned.
'Hey Tails, hi Waluigi.'
'Ash! I've missed you so much!' said Tails, hugging his friend.
'What do you mean? The last chapter was posted like, 10 days ago.'
'Yeah, but do hiatus chapters really matter?'
'Ariel was added in the last hiatus. I'd say he's pretty important.'
'Regardless, I'm still happy to see that you're ok.' He stepped back and looked at jupiter. 'Nevermind what I just said. You're miserable, aren't you.'
'Yep,' xe replied, taking the final swig of their flat Dr. Pepper.
'So then, why are you off hiatus?' asked Waluigi.
'Well, I don't have autistic burnout anymore. I like my special interests and stuff once again, yay! I mean, I think I probably just have some undiagnosed mental health problem, lol.'
'I see. Well, what's in the comically large briefcase?'
'That's for the living room.'

As they all made their way into the living room, Cubot bringing in hot drinks, everyone stared in curiosity to watch jupitercl0uds open the briefcase. The first thing they took out was bLUE BALLS WTH?!
'These are my Angry Birds. I became a huge fan all of a sudden, possibly because the series turns 10 soon and I used to watch it religiously.'
'HAWAHA!' cried Red.
'This is the Sims 4. The entire Sims 4. In my hand. Not the disc, just an entity of the Sims 4.'
The Sims 4 started playing It's the Sims! by Ilan Eshkeri
'And finally, much to Tails' dismay, we have the one, the only, tRANSFEM HAROLD FROM TOTAL DRAMA!'
'Actually, I prefer Doris. It's one of my middle names,' said Doris.
'Right on, Doris my dude-ette,' said Knuckles. He had a broken leg and nobody could explain why, not even himself.
'So, jupiter, why are you wearing a shirt?' asked Clank.
'That is an interesting question, Clank. You see, I was- OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!'
jupiter fully opened the briefcase, revealing 2 people, a catgirl and a cat.
'NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS! Say hello to Raku-Chan, Koneko-Chan, Hitoshi-San and Hitoshi-San's boyfriend (I don't know his name, it's mentioned once and once only).'
'Hello everyone. Nya! Rawr!' said Hitoshi-San. Waluigi screamed a confused 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!' and Terrence the Angry Bird followed with a grunt.

Notes:

i wanted this to be an animated comic so much but i only thought of that yesterday and i dont want to hire voice actors

Chapter 115: day 115: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

The garden was a pebbly place. It was small, only about a half a kilometer long, and had a wooden fence surrounding it. You could see the neighbours' houses to the right, where the fence shrunk. If the house was in the right place, then the neighbours' houses would include the house of jupitercl0uds' childhood best friend, Molly Smith. However, the house was not in the right place, and instead, was atop a small, grassy hill. So in retrospect, it was a little ignorant to say that there were neighbours' houses to the right of the fence when there were no neighbours to begin with. The actual garden itself was paved with mossy stone tiles and had a large patch of pebbles. On the paved parts were deck chairs and on the tiles was an apple tree and a broken barbeque that had last been used in 2011.

A small tent had been set up that day, made from sticks and a big tarpaulin. Outside of it, was a sign that read 'Autism HQ (only hot people allowed)' and inside was about half of the Prower household.
'So why are we here?' asked Doris.
'Because all of us are autistic,' replied jupitercl0uds.
'Well, yeah, but why do we all of a sudden need an autism HQ?' asked Cubot.
'FOR THE AUTISM CLUB! We are all going to harness the secret super powers we have inside of us and REVOLT (but everyone else in the house can stay). Doris, you have your mad skills, Orbot, Cubot, Clank, you are super cool robots, Knuckles and Sticks, you're really good fighters, Tails, you're-'
'Ash, I think we get the picture.' said Tails. 'Are you being serious?'
'No, I made this so that we can all infodump and stuff. And then we all have to quote Syndrom from the Incredibles and say "You sly dog, you got me monologuing!" unless you don't want to.'
'So, who's going first?' asked Waluigi.
'I WILL PLEASE SORRY THANK YOU!' said jupiter. 'Ok, so I'm not going to spend long on this, BUT...'
Xe went on to talk about why rises the moon is a brilliant song, why Dr Pepper needs to be £1.60 again at Sainsbury's local near school instead of £1.80 and why What's new, Scooby-Doo? is the best incarnation of Scooby-Doo. Waluigi, shocked to hear that his bestie loved What's new, Scooby-Doo so much, gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of joy.

Notes:

if you cant tell ive been doing :muscle: serious writing :muscle: while i was gone
also it was really fun and nostalgic to describe my old garden! if any of my family members are reading, 1) stop 2) sorry if i got things wrong i havent been there since 2015

Chapter 116: day 116: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

yOOO???? IS THAT A CHARACTER I RARELY WRITE ABOUT???? DESPITE THE FACT THEYRE ONE OF MY FAVOURITES???? BEING WRITTEN ABOUT???? THATS MAD BRO!!!!

'Bro, FR (for real) going to lie down in bed and CRY™ to It Be Like That Sometimes by JAMES ROACH! >;P' said jupitercl0uds, who began to lie down in bed and CRY™ to It Be Like That Sometimes by JAMES ROACH. >;P
'Ash, why are you talking like Spamton?' asked Tails, with a concerned look on his face.
'[[ME???]] T4lk l1k3 {SPAMTON}!??? BUT I HAVE NEVER {{Play deltarune Chapter 2}} B3F0R3!! Nah, I'm speaking like I do around my friends sometimes. And, if you don't mind me, I'm going back to CRYING™ and listening to It Be Like That Sometimes by JAMES ROACH. >;P'

'We need to fix Ash, you know,' said Tails. He was in his workshop, next to Waluigi, Ariel and Scarecrow. They had all gathered there on his command and all the doors and curtains had been closed. For extra precautions, Tails had checked the soundproofing in the room to make sure it was fully functional. 'They're not well and they need to have some kind of break.'
'Well we can't really do much about that other than cart them off to a mental hospital, and I doubt they'd be telling anyone, let alone anyone who could help, about how they feel anytime soon,' said Ariel.
'Alas, we have nothing we can really do about it. I suppose, the best thing we can do is just wait for the half term. I mean, it's not too far away. We've only got, what, 3 weeks? Hopefully, that'll help things,' said Scarecrow.
'The best we can do is wait then,' said Waluigi, who gave his obligatory 116th 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' shortly afterwards.

Notes:

hellp i need to kpsiss so bad rn but its 23:22 omg
guys i pissed! i feel rejuvinated!

also there is no way doris/harold is monogamous. there is no way. have your own beliefs on polyamory all you like, im not stopping you, but she's not monogamous.

Chapter 117: day 117: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

'Why can't it be September already?' cried jupitercl0uds.
'Why on earth do you want it to be September?' asked Tails. 'Also, why are you dressed like Fred from Scooby-Doo?'
'I desperately want to write that 2 months of Waluigi fic again, but if I did, I would get burnt out and feel even wooorrrse. Also, I'm dressed like Fred Jones because all of a sudden he's giving me major gender envy.'
There was a short pause while jupiter actually processed why they were dressed as Fred.
'OH MY GOD, IT'S AARON! IT'S AARON! OH MY GOD, TAILS, GET RATCHET, I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO TAKE ME TO AARON! Unfortunately, that means no letter for him bUT OH MY GOD I GET TO SEE AARON AHHHH!'
Xe darted down the hall and called out 'RATCHET! CLANK! WALUIGI!', putting on their coat and texting Aaron.
'What seems to be the problem?' asked Clank.
'And why are you dressed like Fred Jones?' asked Ratchet.
'No time to explain, do you have rocket fuel and are you able to fly me and possibly Waluigi to Rosalina's?'
'Well, yeah, but-'
'WALUIGI? YOU WANNA COME TO ROSALINA'S? IF YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER, TELL HER NOT TO TELL AARON PLEASE!'
'WAHAHAAA!' excitedly yelled Waluigi.

After a tedious journey, jupitercl0uds was ringing the doorbell and jumping up and down like a btw* creature. Rosalina opened the door, Aaron following her. His face was beaming like said creature as he and Ash ran in to give each other hugs.
'So we both feel miserable, correct?' asked jup!ter!c!ouds!
'Certainly,' replied jupitercl0uds. 'Do you have gender envy for Fred Jones?'
'Yep.'

Waluigi and Rosalina gave each other big, friendly hugs.
'It's nice to see you spontaniously for once,' said Rosalina. Waluigi nodded.
'I'm gonna say it,' he said, letting go of her and yelling a great big, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Ratchet and Clank shrugged and followed them.

Notes:

*idk if btw creatures are as well known but its just the adhd version of a tbh/autism creature. it looks almost the same but with cat-like ears, a smile, slightly bigger eyes and 2 legs instead of 4 (but a lot of people draw it with 4 anyway). google it it's absolutely brilliant. tumblr has a goldmine of the little guys.

Chapter 118: day 118: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

this takes place directly after the last chapter, so please reread if you need to!

also i forgot to mention last chapter (which i really really should have mentioned) im writing out aaron's lines as dialogue now, however they are still written down. just so that it's easier to understand (hopefully), ive written 'wrote' instead of 'said' and stuff like that. of course, there will be times where he does sign, however when he's communicating with ash, he knows to write instead of sign. if i ever learn BSL tho i promise you he will be signing around me.

'So, Benoit Blanc would DEFINITELY be Fred's dad,' wrote Aaron.
'Oh, absolutely! Fred Jones: Adopted by Phillip and Blanc after Knives Out 3. Or, if 4 comes out and it isn't set in the past, then he's adopted right after the final film,' said Ash. 'Opinions on Ena: Dream BBQ?'
'Why are you even asking when you know the answer lol?'
There was a lot of excited hand flapping from the two of them.

While Aaron and Ash had their fun, Rosalina and Waluigi had their own conversation.
'You know, having Alex around has been fun. It's rather lonely in this castle, but he's really made me feel so much better. Plus, he's a teenager, so he's pretty independant,' said Rosalina.
'I can say the same about Ash. The house has honestly got a bit crowded with how many people there are now, but I don't mind. Well, I suppose it's different, seeing as you're single.'
'Yes, I suppose so. I'll meet someone some day. And if I don't, it's not the end of the world.'

Ratchet and Clank were unsure of what to do, so they just stuck around the ship and chatted.
'You know, Clank,' began Ratchet, 'Sometimes, I wonder where Quark is. Is he still out there, using whatever fame he has left for money?'
'I think he'll have gone to another galaxy. Somewhere where nobody knows him, so that he can do it all over again.'
'Yeah, probably.'

In the distance, Waluigi gave a hearty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 119: day 119: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

ok so this chapter was meant to be a continuation of the last chapter and so i wrote out the chapter and posted it. it didn't show up and i was like 'thats weird, ao3 is probably just down or something' but its been 3 days and its still not up. i've rewritten that chapter like 5 times before and if i don't move on, i wont be motivated to write anymore and eventually this fic will unintentionally be cancelled. so, please just pretend they went on a wonderful trip about rosalina's house.

also its canon that benoit blanc from knives out is fred jones' dad now because i saw a tumblr post about it (link: https://at.tumblr.com/thedumpstervoid/i-misread-the-gs-in-gang-as-ss-so/mhqlqbohps0e ).

'Waluigi, I'm gonna make a comic,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Wow. That's the start? No intro? Not even a sentence?' said Tails.
'I just got back from a 3 day weekend in Manchester so I'm tired. Plus, I like dialogue.'
'Fair enough.'
'In fact, Waluigi, can you just "wa" already?'
'Ok?' said a confused Waluigi. 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 120: day 120: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

absolutely love valentine's day i do. its brilliant. my friend has her birthday and i get to see loads of happy couples. bloody brilliant!

It was, at long last, Valentine's day! Orbot and Cubot were nowhere to be seen, Apple and Onion didn't fight once, Scarecrow and Ariel were always within sight of their partner and whatever Hitoshi-san and Bokutachi-san were doing, it was certainly in the name of love. Waluigi and Doris were on their phones for a large portion of the day, catching up with their long distance lovers. The rest of the house was either celebrating Palentine's, being miserable, or they were jupitercl0uds.

jupiter spent from 6:30 - 7:30 telling Tails about the Monster High film 'Why do ghouls fall in love?' and explaining why the concept art for 'everyone's favourite gay, womanizing vampire' was an obsession of theirs for several months. The next hour had been spent getting birthday gifts and writing a card for their friend Isabelle. In school, they had their fair share of moments they enjoyed. There was Eve and Oliver, cute as always, as well as seeing all of the year 7s who had managed to get gifts. Finally, once xe had arrived home at the Prower household, there was so much love around. They had, unfortunately, begun to have an embarrasing and sudden wave of what was probably lust.

'Tails. You are one of my best friends in this fic, I've gone over this,' xe said.
'You know, whenever you bring that up, either something catastrophic or something wonderful happens,' replied Tails.
'Ok, so, um, Bill Cipher and Papyrus... are... k-k-k-kinda...'
'I don't know if this is a good sign, but I don't really expect too different by this point.'
'Oh. I'm still going to force you to hear me out. Ok, so yellow triangle guy is already a Tumblr sexyman, which I think justifies itself, and Papyrus is like the skeleton himbo autism wizard. He's literally perfect. I'm not going to even going on about orange plasma or anything, I just think he'd be pretty cool.'
'What do you mean by orange plasma?'
'Tails, you're 8, albeit about 38, but still technically 8. You do not need to know.'
Waluigi heard 'orange plasma' and immediately yelled 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
'I'll take your advice on that one,' said Tails.

Notes:

AHAENAEKRFJBSHSHSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MINECRAFT SOUNDTRACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO NOSTALGIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CRYING PATHETICALLY

Chapter 121: day 121: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

GUYS YOU GET 2 CHAPTERS TODAY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAY AND I HAD AN IMPORTANT DAY

There was the faint smell of acrylic paint in jupitercl0uds' room. For once, their door was wide open. Amy saw xem painting their wardrobe and got very curious.
'Ooh, what are you doing?' she asked.
'Right, so I was listening to TRASH CLAN by Metaroom and I was like "Oh my god this sounds vaguely like a Splatoon song" and so my love for Splatoon was reborn for the millionth time and so then I was like "Hey, my mum's gonna knock down my wardrobe one day and I like Splatoon, I should make my wardrobe Splatoon themed" and so now I'm painting my soon to be Splatoon wardobe,' replied jupiter.
'That sounds just like you,' chuckled Amy, turning away to continue what she was doing.
Waluigi gave a pleasant 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to see Amy being mentioned for once.

Notes:

yo, what is up fellow kids? 'woomy', amirite?

Chapter 122: day 122: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was tired. jupitercl0uds was hungry. jupitercl0uds was hyper. Xe had just come home from a Cavetown concert that had gone on till 10. Renn and Ashe, 2 of their friends, as well as 2 of Renn's friends, had been their too. Renn was a friend from summer school and Ashe was a friend in the year above at school. Needless to say, chaos insued.

'GUYS THE CONCERT WAS BRILLIANT!' they softly screamed, stimming like crazy. 'Right, so obviously it was a Cavetown concert, but I LOVED THE SUPPORTING ACTS TOO! Miloe was the first to perfom and the second was RICKY MONTGOMERY and they said it was their FIRST TIME PERFORMING IN MANCHESTER and then the second Cavetown song was Lemon Boy, which has been going through my head all week, they pLAYED FROG AND THEY PLAYED JULIET AND EVER YONE THROUGH PRIDE FLAGS ON STAGE AND HE DANCED WITH THE PRIDE FLAGS THEN HE SANG THIS IS HOME AND WORE A TRANS FLAG AND THEN HE WENT OFF STAGE AND THEN THEY CAME BACK AND PLAYED BOYS WILL BE BUGS AND DEVIL TOWN AND THEN MY FRIEND ASHE PASSED OUT AND I HAD TO SCREAM 'CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING WATER, MY FRIEND HAS PASSED OUT' AND THEY WERE IN A WHEELCHAIR AND-'
'Ash! Calm down! It's midnight!' said Tails.
'Oh yeah and afterwards, I had a hearty meal of Mackle Don's Chicken Selects and Chips and Coca-Cola That Was Somewhat Flat.'
'What's Mackle Don's?' asked Sonic.
'I's just Maccies, luv,' said jupiter, in a thick Essex accent.
'Alright, well, I think you need too go to bed, Ash,' said Tails.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.' said Waluigi in agreement.

Notes:

i remember at one point i started staring at a tbh creature and as someone went past they said 'i applaud the autism creature' like omg i need to go to more places with a million gay autistic trans people

Chapter 123: day 123: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

hehe 123

'Ok, so I HAVE A SPARKLY RING THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING TBH WOULD WEAR NOW and when I was wearing it, MY FRIEND RENN WHO WENT TO CAVETOWN WITH ME SAID I LOOKED "DJAKJDJFS" and if that isn't an achievement, I don't know what is,' said jupitercl0uds. They were eating pancakes that Orbot had cooked, as was everyone else. Each person had the pancakes they prefered most; for jupitercl0uds, this meant crepes. Tails was about to make a comment, when Cubot gave him his pancakes (American pancakes). He wolfed them down with no consideration for anyone or anything.
'Shouldn't that have said "He foxed them down?"' laughed Hitoshi-San, slapping his thigh. He nearly chocked on his pocky and Ramunade pancakes - his favourite.
'Nya! Rawr~ sorry, I mean, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi.

Chapter 124: day 124: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

AAAA I HAVENT WRITTEN ABOUT SCARIEL IN AGES THEYRE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE AAAAAA
this should really be a derivative work but the fic needs updating

anyway i wrote this like how i wrote my serious fanfics in 2021, so it's much more ernest than usual but still a bit silly <3

Notes:

i think i forgot to announce but idk: we have tumblr now! as in for this fic! my url is wswe-autism-fic and i've been active on that account since the 8th and i'm not stopping any time soon. my asks should be open too.

It was approaching 3:15 in the morning. Ariel and Scarecrow had time to themselves. 3 months into their marriage, they were still deeply in love. They imagined a future for themselves where they could live elsewhere.
'Oh, but Scarecrow, just imagine a life with just the two of us!' said Ariel. 'We'd build it together, brick by brick, and paint the walls with magical colours! In the literal sense, if we wanted to.'
'Ariel, there is nothing more I would love to do than to build a house with you. We'd fill it with all of the most wonderful little gadgets and inventions and we'd have pet chickens in the garden, which could be filled with wonderful flowers! As one flower would wilt, another would bloom!'
'To pay for the home, we could work in a little shop we build nextdoor! Oh, it would be wonderful!'

The two then thought about it some more.
'But I suppose the others would miss us,' said Scarecrow.
'And we'd miss the others,' said Ariel.
'For now, this is fine.' Scarecrow carefully slid his fingers into Ariel's.
'I may sound a tad cheesy, but this is more than fine. I'm with you,' he replied.

The Prower household was not to shrink in size any time soon.

'Scarecrow, may I ask for a kiss?' asked Ariel. The two kissed.
It could have been a coincidence, it could have been luck or it just could have been real, as Waluigi let out a drowsy 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in his sleep.

Notes:

HOW DID I GO FROM WATCHING FLOPTOK TO WRITING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE SCENE I HAVE EVER WRITTEN LESS THAN AN HOUR LATER WTH

Chapter 125: day 125: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

please help i just wanted caffiene not the entire lore of me realising im not cisgender all over again

It was jupitercl0uds' last day before they went back to school. Xe had mixed up the half terms; the two week holiday was next half term. Luckily, this was the second shortest half term of the year, so there was only about a month before they would be off again. Earlier, jupiter had a cup of coffee from xyr largest mug. It was about the size of one of those giant Sports Direct mugs (for those of you dear readers who have never been near a Sports Direct, that is equivalent of about 2 and a half mugs at once) and they had cherry Pepsi Max.

'OH MY GOD TAILS PLEASE HELP I OVERDOSED ON CAFFIENE I CAN FEEL EVERY EMOTION AND IM GETTING FLASHBACKS TO 2021 WHEN I REALISED I WAS GENDERFLUID AND THEN LATER ON WHEN I REALISED I WAS JUST GONNA GO WITH THE LABEL NON-BINARY,' they screamed, Tails flying as fast as he could towards his friend.
'I don't think there is anything you can do to help me, BUT CAN I TELL YOU MY ENTIRE STORY OF ME REALISING I WAS NON-BINARY? I won't shout.'
Tails nodded.
'Ok, so back in 2020, I was really into My Hero Academia, so my friend asked if I wanted to join an MHA group chat. I said yes, and made some of the best friends I have ever had. I mention this because it was there where I began my first stage of egg-dom. At this point, I had thoughts of "lmao what if I'm non-binary" and despite the fact that I knew at the time this meant I probably would be non-binary, I ignored it and DID NOT PREPARE AT ALL OH MY GOD. Like, how did I not realise that it isn't exactly a very cisgender move to make the main character of your fanfic, who effectively serves as a self-insert, transfem. For reference, that OC was Sakura Rou, you know and love her. Anyway, I remember when 2021 came round, I started feeling that way more and more until the 21st of March.'
'How do you remember that exact date?' asked Tails. 'That was almost 2 years ago.'
'Well, because before telling any of my closest friends or anything, I decided to post a youtube video about it, to my 20 subscribers.'
'I see.'
'The thing is, at that point, I was going to go by Avery, and I was genderfluid. I didn't really like the name Avery to be fair, which is kinda why Jupiter_Clouds is called Avery. Anyway, I was genderfluid for a few months before deciding I would identify as non-binary because I couldn't be bothered with trying to identify my exact gender every morning. Around that time, I was experimenting with other names, like, I was thinking about stealing my OC's name and calling myself Blue, but then it hit me. I was listening to Cookies and Milk by Melanie Martinez when I realised that "Ashes" was a really cool name. So, technically, I am called Ashes, but I tell everyone to call me Ash because that's an actual name.'
'So I could call you Ashes?'
'If you wanted to.'
'Eh... I'll stick with Ash.'
Waluigi gave a wonderful 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' He then considered 'Ashes' as a name and followed with, 'I'll stick to Ash as well.'

Notes:

my friend said i'll be pissing acid because of all i tend to drink is coffee dr pepper, pepsi max and orange juice, but joke's on her, i'm super hydrated.

no, the joke is on me, i should drink more water. AND SO SHOULD YOU!

 

also wondering if i should call 999 or not (i wont, if i die then i die, i dont want to bother the doctors and nurses)

Chapter 126: day 126: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

help i have really bad tinnitus this is one of the bad things about being autistic

also major spoiler warning for the MASTERPIECE that is nyan neko sugar girls

'GOD BLESS THE TORIES!' yelled jupiter.
'That caffiene overdose really did effect you,' said Tails.
'GOD BLESS THE TORIES FOR DESTROYING THE ECONOMY!'
'Ah. I see.'
'I'm off school today because of teachers striking. We're meant to do work via google classroom and that, but I was one of the only kids who actually did all of the work in lockdown, so I'm not doing it again. It's just 1 day, it's not like my grades are gonna plummet.'
'Fair enough.'

'You know, I wonder how Raku-chan can even be in this fic sometimes, Bokutachi-san.' said Hitoshi-san. 'Isn't she meant to be dead?'
'Well, Hitoshi-san,' replied Bokutachi-san, 'That's the magic of fanfiction! Of course, if you're implying you want her dead, I may be able to help with that...'
'Oh, no, I don't want Raku-chan dead! I'm with you after all. Nya, rawr~'

Unfortunately, her final days were upon her. Koneko-chan and Raku-chan were playing catch outside with a red ball.
'Catch, Raku-chan!' cried Koneko-chan.
'AH! TEHUWA!' said the red ball.
'The red ball is a kawaii bird!' said Raku-chan. 'Wanna be my tomodach- AAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Unfortunately, the 'kawaii bird' was Red the Angry Bird.

Koneko-chan broke down while Waluigi cried a somber 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

rip raku-chan it seems you are just destined to die

do i tag this as major character death two of my friends say i should but they dont read this

Chapter 127: day 127: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

crap i just realised my copy of Clover Moon by Jacqueline Wilson isn't my copy, i got it from my primary school who got it from a library.

i hated my primary school tbh tho so if they had to pay for that then ha! you had to pay for that! maybe you should have been willing to let me get diagnosed with autism for free when i was in year 3!

It was a sad day for all. Koneko-chan, Hitoshi-san and Bokutachi-san all were missing from the household that day, as they were busy planning the funeral of their beloved friend, Raku-chan. Her death had been sudden and untimely, making Koneko-chan even more miserable.

'I can't believe Raku-chan is dead! Again!,' she cried. 'This could all have been avoided if I would have just played a different game, or if I would have picked up a different ball!'
'There, there, Koneko-chan,' said Hitoshi-san, gently patting her shoulder, 'You couldn't possibly have known that would have killed Raku-chan.'
'I suppose you're right. I'll invite all of her friends from college, but other than them, I think it should just be us at her funeral. Maybe we'll invite her vet for doing such a great job when she had rabies.'

Meanwhile, in the Prower household, the Angry Birds were cooing about Raku-chan's death.
'HAAA! TEHUWA!' cried Red.
'HAUW HA HE!' replied Bomb.
'AOUW OOO HA!' argued Chuck. 'WEHEHEHEEEE!'

Translated, this said,
'I had no intention to kill Raku-chan, honestly!' cried Red.
'You're the one who is arguably least likely to have the ability to "accidentally" kill someone,' replied Bomb.
'Red would never kill a harmless neko!' argued Chuck. 'He is still an Angry Bird at the end of the day,'

Waluigi gave an agreeing, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', through tears.

Chapter 128: day 128: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Notes:

guys if you can't always see images on whatever you're reading this on (hint hint, an mp3 player), i'd recommend you use a device that can because there's a fairly important image popping up. if you can't see the image no matter want, don't worry, there will be alt text.

When Waluigi woke up that morning, he felt as if something was different, but he couldn't quite place what it was. He knew that something special was meant to happen, but had no idea what that special thing could possibly be. He figured he would figure out later, though he didn't realise that 'later' would be so soon. As he went across the hall, past all of the bedrooms, he realised that nobody had woken up yet; their lights were all off. He had probably just woken up early, he figured. It was as he went downstairs that he realised he was wrong. It was clearly bright outside and it was March - of course, some people wouldn't be up and some would be downstairs already, but at least Ash would probably be awake and in their room. Unless, of course, he had woken up late, and everyone else had already been ready. But, as he entered the kitchen, to make his breakfast, he realised all of the cupboards were bare, the fridge was empty, hell, there wasn't even any crockery.

And then he entered the living room.

There was the sound of 22 voices, all saying 'Happy anniversary!' (as well as numerous bird calls and pig snorts) as softly as possibly.
'Now can someone please explain why on earth we had to say that softly?' asked Robotnik.
'Well, about half of the people currently in this room have sensory issues, and we don't want a meltdown on our anniversary.' replied Tails. After he said that, he pressed play on his MP3 player and Fly Away by TeddyLoid began to play.
'Oh yeah, and you might want to like, look especially good or something,' said jup1t3r, a mischevious glint in her eye. He would have put on his cap, but it was a special occasion, so he pulled a rose out from a vase in the kitchen, took of all of the thorns and put it behind his ear.

Everyone urged him towards the dining room, in which was a splendid feast of many tastes. Right in the centre, stood behind the table, was Wario.

'WARIO!' cried Waluigi.
'WALUIGI!' replied Wario. Waluigi picked him up and gave him a hug. The two began to speak the gibberish they would always speak when around each other, telling each other about their lives and everything. The Mario brothers had also been behind, either side of Wario. They were dressed for the special occasion as well.

As the festivities continued, Waluigi gave a splediforous 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

A ginormous thank you to everyone, regardless of how long you've been following, whether you've been here since day one or if this is your first chapter. I'm incredibly proud to have been writing this fanfic, even if the 'everyday' isn't accurate, even if this isn't the 365th chapter, it has been wonderful.

I can't wait for more!

From Ash, with the help of:

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Thank you to all 1880 of you who have clicked on this fanfic, to all 13 (including myself) of you who left 230 comments, to anyone who has even glanced at the tumblr blog, I am overjoyed to have had so much support and love from you guys!

Chapter 129: day 129: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It was the day after the party. Most guests had stayed, however jup1t3r clouds!!! had to leave (it was Jupiter_Clouds' anniversary, and they couldn't possibly miss that).

'You know what, Waluigi?' said Wario. 'I challenge you to a "WA" competition. As always, longest "wa" wins.'
'It's been a while, hasn't it? I accept.'
'We'll need a referee... someone who would be unbiased...' said Tails. 'That rules out everyone who lives/has lived in this house, Rosalina, possibly the MHA trio and the Mario brothers.'
'So, everone's biased?' replied Robotnik.
'I guess.'

Out of the air, in a puff of white smoke, appeared a figure. It was hard to make out at first - something with a garrish colour palette. It was then that jupiter and jup!ter! realised who it was, a look of excited terror on each others faces.

'Who on earth is that?' exclaimed Sakura Rou.
'That is Some Random Guy - our first first OC.'

Waluigi was so shocked that he screamed a lengthy 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' before the competition could even begin.

Chapter 130: day 130: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Sakura Rou had been the first OC. She was effectively a self-insert for who the Jupiter Clouds used to be. Her nonsensical quirk, her plain design, her unrealistic personality: it was immensely clear that she was a first OC. And, it turned out that her entire existence was a lie.

'I thought I... was your first OC,' she said, voice shaking as she began to cry. She turned to Aoyama, who held and comforted her.
'No, sorry, you were our first OC to be posted online,' said jupitercl0uds.
'In actual fact, I'm pretty sure even that's inaccurate, as Some Random Guy was already on our Gacha channel,' continued jup1t3r clouds!!!
'I would like to interrupt!' said Amy, hand raised. 'You were a GACHA TUBER? As in, GACHA LIFE?'
'Yep,' replied Ash. 'It's all still up too - well, some videos are unlisted, but they're in a public playlist. Hell, I remember when Gacha Club came out back in July 2020. I was in school that day, so I was playing it outside the gates before school.'
'Oh my god.'
'Guys, can we please just focus on the competition?' said Tails 'Just introduce this poor girl, please.'

Some Random Guy, in the flesh. This had been the first time anyone there had seen her in her original deisgn. Initially a narrator for the little Gacha Life skits the Jupiters had made for their friends, this had to be the oldest documented OC of theirs, dating back to 2019. Her first online appearance had been in 2019, with a video uploaded to what was then ChIcKeN. Like Sakura, she had been redesigned. Unlike Sakura, she had been redesigned several times, to a point where she was now barely recognisable. This was not Sam R. Guy, though. This was the original Some Random Guy.

'Thank you,' said Tails.
'OMG IS THAT YOU, ChIcKeN? Why the hecc do you look so different OwO' she said.
'I'll tell you all later, but for now, can you judge this WA competition?'
'Okey...'
Wario took a deep breath, closed his eyes and let out a ginormous 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' He then crossed his arms in triumph.
Waluigi knew this would be tough, but also knew he could do better. He made eye contact with Wario, smirking, and then unleashed an almighty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

guys i saw an edit of kieran valentine from monster high and now ive been reminded of when he was my comfort character. so now hes my comfort character again

for anyone who hasn't watched monster high: why do ghouls fall in love? (2012) he's a womanizing gay vampire who fakes a southern american accent and we love him for it 💪😍✨ [muscle, heart eyes, sparkles]

Chapter 131: day 131: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

spoilers for nnsg but like i think ive already given a spoiler warning so it should be fine

The funeral of Raku-Chan was a sombre event. While only a few people showed up, it was only those who were closest to her: Koneko-Chan, Hitoshi-San, Bokutachi-San, Vet-Sama and her college friends.

'We are gathered here today to celebrate the lives and deaths of Raku-Chan,' began Vet-Sama. 'Raku-Chan was a sweet girl who died twice: once to heartbreak, a second time to Red the Angry Bird. She was a brave young woman who fought rabies and won, fought a cat demon and won, however ultimately lost for every victory. She will live on in memory for her kind personality, soft voice and compassion. May we all remember her as a great friend.'

'Thank you,' said Koneko-Chan, eyes pricking with tears. 'I knew Raku-Chan as my best friend. Whenever she was in trouble, I'd always be there. Of course, I was also there both times she... died.' Her voice began to waver. 'But, Raku-Chan will continue to live on... in [sniff] spirit.' She then burst into tears. Hitoshi-San comforted her.

The service continued, each attendee having an important story to tell about Raku-Chan. They all highlighted her love and compassion, though nobody else weeped like Koneko-Chan. Finally, Bokutachi-San stood up.

'Yeah, so like, I didn't really know her, cause she, like, died before I properly met her, but I'm sure she was a lovely woman, and you all say she was very kind, so she probably was. Thank you.'

Waluigi had been taking a walk near a church, when his ears pricked up: this must have been Raku-Chan's funeral. He let out a sombre 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and continued on his walk, beginning to cry.

Notes:

ok so before someone goes 'how on earth did waluigi hear that??????' he has elf ears so his hearing would probably be better (from an evolutionary standpoint).

Chapter 132: day 132: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

wait im so sorry if you've not been able to see my little persona for whatever reason, but it's important for this chapter that you know there are two little tiny wings right above the shoulders of all the Jupiter Clouds.

me and ari have an angel and imp wing, aaron has 2 angel wings and avery has 2 imp wings (you only needed to know mine, but you may as well know for all of them).

Everyone in the Prower household had a job, their own personal chore. Waluigi would do the big shop, jupitercl0uds would unstack the dishwasher, Tails would pay off the mortagage and bills, Scarecrow and Ariel would do the laundry together, everything. Having as many people in the household was generally an issue, however this was one of the benefits. It was Knuckles' job to bring everyone their own laundry, which he would occasionally put away himself. He was on his way to give jupiter xyr laundry, when he found an unusual sight: curled up in a ball on the floor, there sat jupitercl0uds, rocking back and forth, a look of pure terror pasted across their face.

'Woah there jupitercl0uds, are you ok, buddy?' he said.
'I'm fighting demons, Knuckles,' replied jupiter.
'What kind of demons? Wait, are you the demon? I knew that wing was suspicious!'
'I mean, I'm kinda the demon, but not really. The little imp wing is there for a reason, but honestly, I'm fighting angels, to be fair.'
'Before you explain, tell me if you can fly, cause that'd be awesome.'
'Devils don't fly, Knuckles.' Xe began to villanously laugh. 'Yeah, these wings are too small for me to fly. Besides, they aren't attatched to my body.'
'So, what demons/angels are you fighting?'
'My strict moral compass. I am on the brink of pirating the entire Nintendo collection. All of them. From the NES to the Switch. Well, in reality, my edition of Dr Kawashima's Brain Training for the DS doesn't work anymore and I really like the sudokus in that game. I know that pirating from Nintendo is probably a moral, if not morally ambiguous action. That, I can get my head around. But, piracy is also illegal and I don't know what to do.'

Knuckles thought for a second. He looked at jupiter dead in the eyes and knew what to do.
'Now, I don't think pirating 1 game is a bad thing. Hell, pirating a game Nintendo can't even profit from anymore is even less bad. But if you're that desperate to find out, ask a Nintendo character. After all, I used to be their biggest rival.'

'WALUIGI! I NEED YOUR HELP!' cried jupiter, rushing down the stairs. Waluigi was baking.
'Is it morally just for me to pirate Dr Kawashima's Brain Training for the DS if I already own a copy and it just doesn't work? I'm asking you because you're a Nintendo character, and I don't want to have to summon Dr Kwashima. He used to terrify me, cause he's this massive disembodied, low-poly head that kinda just hovers, and he was NOTHING like Dr Lobe from Big Brain Academy.'
Waluigi gave a quick, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', meaning 'yes'.

Notes:

just in case anyone's thinking 'omg but he's meant to be boom knuckles, why isn't he dumb :(' because it works in sonic boom, where he's a main character and it isn't his 1 defining trait, but in this fic, he's a secondary character so i don't want it *becoming* his 1 defining trait.

also screw you, whoever decided to put the clocks back an hour

Chapter 133: day 133: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

the entire time i was thinking of how to start this. my personal favourite failed intro was 'orbot and cubot: 2 silly little guys'

As winter began to draw to a close, everyone was spending less time in the house. Some were basking in what little cold weather they had left, wheras others were enjoying the sun finally coming out again. This excluded Orbot and Cubot. Being robots, they didn't care about the weather, and while Clank was also a robot, he was not waterproof like the other 2. This left the two alone in the house.

'Oh, Cubot, I can't remember the last time we were left alone together!' said Orbot, clenching his hands.
'I can. I've never seen a toilet full of so much oil,' replied Cubot.
'Oh, no, not that time. I'm unsure if that time counts. Today will be different. We'll have the time of our lives, Cubot dearest!'
'So... what do we do?'
'I don't know.'

Waluigi came home that day to find Orbot and Cubot prancing about, Renai Circulation playing as they did. He let out a soft 'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…?' in confusion and left them alone to be themselves.

Notes:

im going to do another side fic in april! it'll be the letters between rosalina & waluigi, though i may occasionally pick ash and aaron. for reference, it'll be like the 2 months of waluigi, only for 1 month instead of roughly 2 (im only doing it because i miss writing in that as well)

Chapter 134: day 134: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was speeding around the house on all fours, screaming, 'RESEARCH AND RECORD! DESIGN AND MEDIA! ARTIST RESEARCH!' over and over again. Waluigi was so shocked he let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' before this chapter could even begin.

Chapter 135: day 135: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

It had been a confusing day for jupitercl0uds. Xe had been off from school. The reason? They didn't know really, they just couldn't stay awake that morning. It was probably their poor sleep schedule catching up to them, but nevertheless, they felt ok. They had spent most of the day in bed or playing The Sims 4.

'Tails, I'm going to make a Kieran Valentine sim, and I'm going to start just after the events of Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love? (2012),' they said.
'You do that then,' replied Tails, leaving the room.

As jupiter cackled about Valentine's criminaly low social stats, Tails was working on something massive.
'Ratchet, Clank, you have to promise not to dismantle it this time. Bolts have no economic value in this world, ok?'
'Ok,' sighed Ratchet, tail and ears hanging low.
'And Waluigi, could you please get me some sandpaper from B&Q this week?'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and added it to his shopping list.

 

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i have an extra chapter note for this chapter because i can't insert images in chapter notes

i didnt include val's three weird cloud things because idk how to make them and also because they're like his 3 homophobic uncles. valentine didn't purposely break girls' hearts for 1600 years it was his homophobic cloud uncles you guys!!!!!!!!

yeah anyway this is his redemption arc and i want him to have no homophobes :muscle:

that being said, he is starting off as his evil self, so atm i'm titling all of the art he makes as 'draculaura i miss you <///3'. my personal favourite thing to do is see him play any instrument and pretend he's writing her a love song like in that one bit wherer he's trying to impress her with a reference to that one 80s/90s film i cant remember rn. yk, the one where the guy holds up a boom box?

 

Notes:

yk i find it quite funny how both of my parents worked at b&q ages before meeting each other. what i find even funnier is that my mum's surname begins with B and my dad's begins with Q (im ash B-Q for that reason)

Chapter 136: day 136: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was sat in Drama. They were incredibly excited for later on, as they had a half day for the end of the half term.
'Oh, imaginary Tails, just think about it!' they imagined to an imaginary Tails. '2 weeks without school. Think of all the shenanigans we could get up to!'
Imaginary Tails may not have been real, but as far as jupiter was concerned, he was very realistic.
'I can't wait!' he said, in a dry, sarcastic tone.
'Oh, come on, Tails, things can't be too weird. I'll probably just be playing The Sims for most of it.'
'True.'
Imaginary Waluigi appeared. jupiter realised he probably wouldn't live up to the real guy, so instead, xe risked getting their phone confiscated and rang him.
'Ok, I've just finished writing today's chapter,' xe whispered, 'And I need you to finish it off.'
A compressed 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' could be heard through their phone, which was then confiscated by Mr Mason.

Notes:

AAAAAAAA I CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND PLAY THE SIMS AND IM IN 3RD LESSON SO IVE ONLY GOT ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chapter 137: day 137: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

April Fool's Day, 2023. Just a year ago, Sonic 2 had released in cinemas; just a year ago, Tails had been added to the fic.

'HAPPY OTHER KIND OF ANNIVERSARY, TAILS!' yelled jupitercl0uds. Tails, already having another anniversary and a canon birthday, didn't really mind nor care for an anniversary chapter.
'Well then, uh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALUI- Waluigi?' Waluigi was in the Mushroom Kingdom, celebrating his birthday with Rosalina and Wario.
'I'm just gonna watch the Monster High film then.'

Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom, Waluigi was celebrating. As the day drew to a close, Waluigi and Wario let out a syncronised
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

so far im liking the g3 film ill give a further update in the letters fic

Chapter 138: day 138: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

IF YOU'RE AMERICAN/DON'T UNDERSTAND 24 HR TIME: 18:00 is just 6pm

Waluigi arrived home from the Mushroom Kingdom at around 18:00. Orbot was the first to greet him, jupitercl0uds following him.

Orbot greeted him with a friendly, 'Hello, Waluigi! How was your birthday?', Waluigi responding with a thumbs up and a smile. jupiter's greeting was less friendly, to say the least.
'Hi, can I please sit you down and recall everything that happened when you were gone?'

Xe took him into the living room, where Tails was sat, fur unkempt and eyes with bigger bags than usual. He held a PS4 controller and had been playing Fortnite all day. Sat next to him, was a concerned looking Sonic the Hedgehog.

jupiter began with, 'Ok, so, yesterday, I played the Sims 4 for 8 hours straight while Tails played GTA San Andreas for about 2 hours. He then got bored and kept asking if he could play the Sims, and so I said, "Why not just get it on the PS4, or go down to CEX and get the Sims 2 for PS2?" but he didn't want to do that, so he didn't.'
'Isn't Tails a bit young for GTA?' said Waluigi.
'Yeah, that's what Amy said, but honestly, San Andreas is a pretty tame game so long as you know how to avoid the bad parts,' replied Tails.
'So, effectively, in the Sims, because I had 8 hours to play the game, I build a gothic wedding venue, I found out what was wrong with CAS and fixed it, gave Kieran Valentine a boyfriend, had the worst birthday party I've ever witnessed for both Val and Spelldon (his boyfriend), in fact, let me just elaborate about the birthday party. Usually, when an event goes terribly wrong in the Sims, it's because it's hard to control loads of Sims, right? But the thing is, the only Sims at Val's birthday party were Whisp Grant, Valentine himself and Spelldon Cauldronello, so I dunno why it was so awful.'
'Spelldon Cauldronello? Let me guess, he's a witch?' said Sonic, who had been trying to passively get Tails off Fortnite for at least 2 hours.
'Yeah, Monster High aren't exactly subtle about naming their characters. Anyway, Whisp and Gigi grew up at one point, I dunno when, and then I accidentally clicked 'try for a baby' instead of 'sleep', so Val was pregnant for the rest of the day 'cause he was transmasc and yet to have bottom surgery in my save. Then, they married and let me tell you, the wedding was appauling. The caterer wasn't catering; they did their vows in the middle of the street, despite the gothic wedding venue I had spent so much time on, and naturally, nobody was doing what they were meant to, with it being a Sims wedding. At the end of the wedding, Val went into labour and I named their child "Laura" after Draculaura. Once I had finished playing, it was already half ten, so Tails got mad because he couldn't play the Sims. Unrelated, but I could barely sleep and spent most of the night writing and composing an Epic Rap Battle of History between Val and Light Yagami. I've never watched Death Note, so it was mostly Valentine, but honestly, I kinda ate.'

Waluigi stood in stunned silence at the words that had come out of his friend's mouth, but before he could even piece together what had been said, Sonic continued.

'Today has been much better than... whatever- that- was, but that really isn't saying anything. Tails got Fortnite as a joke and then after 1 Victory Royale he was hooked and I've been trying to get him off it all day. I think jupiter was just playing The Sims 4 again, but they only played for about 3 hours to be fair.'
'Oh yeah! Their daughter is now an infant, by the way, and also Gigi Grant is now traumatized after having witnessed a fire and almost burning to death.'
'Not much really happened today, honestly.'

Waluigi took a moment to take everything in, before releasing a stunned 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?'

Notes:

if you change a few names to real people then this is an accurate account of yesterday and today for me

you dont need to change the sim names tho they're accurate

Chapter 139: day 139: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i know ive been a while the entire time ive just been thinking 'omg wow what if i made this fic daily again' (ironic, ik)

also pLEASE DONT GIVE SPOILERS FOR THE MARIO MOVIE!!! my little brother got to see it on wednesday when it came out because hes in this young carer group and they take him out for free during holidays but im not in it because i dont want to. i was going to see it on wednesday with him and my dad but then we realised he was already going with young carers and we cant afford to go atm lol

i dont wanna go anyway, i heard bowser and luigi DO NOT have sex, 0/10 :( /hj

It was a lovely spring day, though, possibly thanks to climate change, it was more like the start of the Great British Summer. It was even complete with jupitercl0uds being really flirty and having mental health that changed every 5 seconds, the feeling of the Sun being too hot but the shade being too cold and, of course, picky tea.

'Picky tea?' cried Hitoshi-San. 'Whatever could that be? Nyan! Rawr~'
'Oh my groceries- are we having picky tea?' began Onion, 'I love picky tea!'
'We always called it "picky bits",' said Apple.
'I say "picky tea" usually but when I was younger I struggled to say "picky" so I'd just say "picnic tea",' said jupiter
'I thought "picky" would be easier to say?' said Hitoshi-san. jupiter just shrugged. 'Now, will someone please answer my question and tell me what "picky tea" is?'
'Picky tea, or picky bits, is when for tea, or I suppose you'd call it dinner, you have picnic food.' began Onion. Much to his disappointment, jupiter continued with 'Different households have different classifications of picky tea, for example, my house is mostly vegetable sticks, cocktail sausages and sausage rolls, although there's also usually a random chicken thing. That's probably because we've all got Autism, ADHD or both.'

There was a knock on the door. Orbot opened it to find the brightest purple highlights he had ever seen.
'Oh, hello! Ari, or jup1t3r clouds!!!, wasn't it? Why are you here?' he asked
'Ash said something about picky tea on Whatsapp, and well, I fucking love picky tea. It's a meal that a Jupiter Clouds cannot resist,' replied jup1t3r.

'Oh my god, ARI!' cried jupitercl0uds, rushing towards her. The two hugged. 'I have missed you so much - even if the last time I saw you was just over a week ago. I hate her, but how's Avery?'
'Oh, Ave is fine. She's still Ave, you know, so she's still filled with hate, but she's not a total asshole at the moment. We kinda cancel each other out, you know. She's the Jupiter Clouds that believes in all of her bad thoughts. I'm the one who doesn't fuckin' care. I didn't tell her where I went because I don't want to ruin picky bits for you, but I couldn't help myself. She probably thinks I'm currently trying not to pass out in a Primark or something.'
'Dinner's ready!' yelled Amy from the dining room.

'You know, when you said British people have special food for the summer, I was really excited,' said Amy. 'I wasn't expecting... this.'
'I dunno what you're on about, picky bits are lovely,' said Apple.
Waluigi, after an entire plate of coctail sausages and those weird Iceland cook at home Greggs sausage rolls, let out an approving, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to solidify picky tea as one of the greatest meals on or off earth.

Notes:

we didn't have picky bits tonight we had curry but this made me really wish we did
also why are so many people having it now it's literally april????

 

the temptation to give this fic a wiki on fandom.com (im going to do it)

Chapter 140: day 140: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

a chapter with absolutely appauling formatting because i wanted to go on about what outfits each character would wear to see the mario movie. you bet this is happening again next year when sonic 3 comes out.

Notes:

ok short update because i forgot to update but i saw the mario movie so it was kinda mandatory

also im not updating the wattpad volume yet so sorry to the 1 wattpad reader who'll have to wait a single extra day 😱😱😱😢😢😢 (emoji translation: 3x OH MY GOD SCREAM emojis & 3x :'( single tear emojis)

same thing with the letters fic (i have an excuse because ave, ash, rosalina and waluigi all see each other in person)

It was finally time for everyone to watch the Mario movie. It was only a trip to the local odeon, but it looked more like a red carpet.

• Waluigi was dressed in a bright yellow tuxedo and Wario in a bright purple one, the two linking arms. They swapped moustaches as well as colour palettes that day.
• Rosalina had gone dressed in a star themed outfit.
• The Mario brothers went as themselves.
• All of the Sonic characters went as Sonic, except for Sonic, who had been a secret Luigi kinnie the whole time.
• Scarecrow and Ariel preferred to go in their wedding outfits.
• All of the Jupiter Clouds' arrived, each as their favourite character. Avery went as a more masc Rosalina, Ari went as Luigi and Ash wore Waluigi's outfit, even borrowing his gloves and shoes. Even Avery arrived, on the condition that Ari was to not leave her side once. She was dressed as Yoshi and hid the fact she was overjoyed with a frown.
• Ratchet and Clank did not dress up - it was just another film for them.
• The angry birds were not permitted in the cinema, so were secretly pirating the film.
• Each of the Nyan Neko Sugar Girls~ characters were dressed in their mourning clothes (minus Bokutachi-san, who didn't really have a reason to mourn).
• Doris was wearing full Princess Peach cosplay

The Odeon staff were very confused indeed. It wasn't really the cosplay, it was the fact that so many people (and non-people at that), were all going to see the film together. Armed with popcorn and Tango Ice Blasts, they made their way into screen 3 to watch it.

'Oh my god that's Punch Out!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'.

'Oh my god that's Kid Icarus!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'

'Oh my god that's Pauline!' said all of the Jupiter Clouds'

'A- Everyone, please stop we're still in the first act,' said Tails.
'Sorry, we just like all the references,' replied all of the Jupiter Clouds'

Waluigi and Wario whisper shouted a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to get them to be quiet.

Notes:

im so sick of hinting this is the same thing that happened with scariel WARIO AND WALUIGI ARE CANONICALLY DATING IN THIS. THATS IT. IM SICK OF SAYING OTHERWISE.

before i get concerned comments, they are not canonically brothers. they are canonically up to your own interpretation. and my interpretation is dating because i have no real mario ships and i love shipping.

if you want me to go full autism bonkers into the details of their relationship (and all of mario, actually), check out: https://www.tumblr.com/wswe-autism-fic/710289156635508736/this-is-my-theory-on-the-entire-timeline-of-mario

edit: nvm someone had a really good theory that only works if theyre brothers, so we're back to them having an ambiguous relaitonship.

Chapter 141: day 141: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

my white posca pen dried out :(

next day edit (i wrote this chapter over 2 days): i reactivated it! i was scared it had run out but i just needed to moisten the tip (har har)

It was about 13:00 when Tails received a phone call on the landline. It was from Ash, naturally.

'TAILS! THIS PLUSHIE IS BRILLIANT!' xe screamed.
'Thank you?' replied Tails. 'Which plushie is it?'
'YOU!'
'Me?'
'YEAH, YOU! Admittedly, you're film Tails, and this is 90s Tails, but I'd say that still counts as you!'
'Am I one of your "blorbos"?'
There was a squeal from the Prower landline.
'YOU KNOW WHAT A BLORBO IS?'
'Yes?'
'Oh my god- DO YOU HAVE TUMBLR?'
'Yeah, I got my account back in, like, 2018?'
'OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN THERE SINCE 2021! Were you ever a Tumblr girl™? Were any of your friends? OH MY GOD, WAS AMY A TUMBLR GIRL™? Wait, she's not in the films yet is she. Even better, WAS SONIC A TUMBLR GIRL™?'
'I'm a boy? But yeah, Sonic was a Tumblr girl™. So, am I one of the blorbos from your shows?'
'Course you are, Tails! In fact, when I come back from school later on, I'll show you my Tails plushie.'

---

It was mostly peaceful for the next 2 hours or so. All of the chores were done, Ariel was gardening with Scarecrow and Waluigi was sat in the living room, reading Ace of Spades by Faridah Àbíké Íyímídé. He didn't need them, but he was even in the mood to wear a pair of half moon reading glasses. He looked a bit like Homer Simpson. The clock struck 3. About half an hour left of this peace. He was at the end of the book, reading the little bonus story at the end where Chiamaka, Devon and Terrell go to pride. It would take about the same time to read that as it would for jupitercl0uds to get home. His mug of warm Ribena became empty and he shut the book. The jingling of keys could be heard as jupiter made their way through the door.

'Good afternoon, jupiter! How was school today?' said Orbot.
'It was alright, I guess? I had Mr Armstrong for science, which drags on forever, so that wasn't great, but I also wrote part of the fic, so I guess that was pretty good,' replied jupiter
'Well that's great!'

There was a sudden look of realisation on jupiter's face. They darted into the living room and showed Waluigi their Tails plushie.

'HE'S SO COOL! LOOK AT HIM! IT'S TAILS!'
'You know, the real Tails is in the next room,' said Waluigi.
'Well, I can't take real Tails to school because hes 8 years old, a fox and I don't think he needs to go to school. Also, both of us would definitely get bullied.'
Tails was too deep into his work to be listening, but was still happy to hear the hum his friend's insane rambling. Waluigi smiled and filled his lungs, producing a happy 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

tails plushie has vastly improved my quality of life /gen
i could be miserable but then i remember i have tails and boom im not sad, im teaching him to enjoy hyperpop.
i've even got a clank plush so he has a brother.

 

also orbot waits by the door every week day at 15:00 for jupitercl0uds and 17:00 for apple and onion.

Chapter 142: day 142: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

jupiter (me) justifies to tails (also me) why actually bowuigi is ok but sonic x elise is not.

Notes:

im sorry in advance, this was initially just going to be movie night but the movie is actually ever snapcube sonic fandub

jupitercl0uds was ranting to Tails about Bowuigi. The two were in Knuckles' bedroom with the door locked as it was soundproof. There were a lot of things jupiter was fine with Waluigi knowing, but this was not one of them.

'Oh, Tails, if not for Waluigi living here (and if not for the fact I have parents), I promise, I would have Bowuigi fanart all over my walls!' began jupiter. 'I love it so much! And before you say it, because I know you will, it's actually ok that they're Bowser, the literal dinosaur, with Luigi, the human, but in my defence, nobody bats an eye when you change Luigi to Peach.'
'Ok but what about Sonic and Elise? You said you're against that, didn't you?' replied Tails.
'I was gonna make something up about "oh, but he has Amy" and win gold in the Olympics for mental gymnastics, but to be fair, that argument is not only stupid and pointless, but also irrelevant because I already had a better one. Elise is 17 and Sonic is 15.'
'Amy is 12,' replied Tails. jupiter's mouth was left agape. 'Well, the one you know probably isn't, but she is 12 in all of the games, except for the original games, where she's 8.' jupiter's jaw was unhinged.
'OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL? AMY ROSE THE HEDGEHOG IS 12? I mean, at least Sonic doesn't usually reciprocate her feelings? Oh my god...'
'Yep.'

There was a muffled pounding on the door. Tails opened it to Knuckles.
'Why were you two in my room?' he asked.
'I honestly don't know, jupiter took me in here for some reason and then forgot themselves.' Tails wasn't about to tell Knuckles the real reason, even if he did think it was kinda stupid.
'Oh, ok. Neither of you have taken an emerald, have you?'
'Nah, we don't need it to be honest,' replied jupiter, somewhat phased.
'Cool.'

Meanwhile, in the garden, Waluigi was passionately writing his letter to Rosalina. He had no idea where this inpiration had come from, but he could probably guess it was something to do with Rouge. He cried a long, hearty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

im ashamed to admit i ship bowuigi tbh
i was terrified that someone might mention it in drama because of the hamilton animatics being made about it but the only thing i heard about mario was this kid saying 'no it was awful how on earth did you like it it was literally so cringe :(' but then i remembered he ships 2d and noodle from gorillaz and decided his opinion was irrelevant.

also sorry about the ending it makes sense but i took out the context because i may possibly want you to read the letters fic teehee

effectively its second hand weed smoke. thats what it is. happy late 4/20 ig?

Chapter 143: day 143: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i may have unintentionally copied the intro from ena: auction day

also IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS ME TO RECOMMEND THEM SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN UP TO CHARACTERHUB.COM? ITS LIKE A PLACE TO COLLECT YOUR OCS TOGETHER BUT ITS INVITE ONLY AND YOU CAN BE PRIORITISED IF YOU HAVE AN INVITE CODE

ik that this is invite only, but judging by the fact that invite codes exist (and apparently have a weird black market), i can guess that this has a much faster invite process

Ah, yes, movie night! The most grand of nights! It was going to be splendid! This was to be a special movie night, as today, they were to watch every Snapcube Real Time Sonic Fandub.

'My personal favourite is probably the Sonic Riders dub, honestly,' said jupitercl0uds. 'It has the perfect blend of people who have no clue what is going on and people who know the game off by heart.'
'Mine is easily the SA2 Dark story,' said Sonic. 'Yeah, sure, it may be the most popular, but there's a reason for that.'

Tails was going to say his favourite was the Shadow dub, but his opinion had miraculously changed after Sonic had said that.

'You know, I don't think I've ever watched a single one of these,' said Onion. Apple stared at him with a face of pure horror.
'YOU WHAT? Onion, I can't lie, I'm on the brink of breaking up with you. If it turns out you don't like them, then I will. That'll be it. We'll be over.'
Onion stared at him with a face of pure horror.
'Joking!'
Onion was still staring with a face of pure horror.

As the final dub came to a close, about half the room were passionately talking about how great this movie night had been. Waluigi would have been included in that, but he was way too exhausted. He guessed it was a weed hangover. He yawned a loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and went up to bed.

Notes:

is there such thing as a weed hangover? ive never done weed (im still in high school so id say thats a good thing) and i dont know anyone who i can just casually ask if there's such thing as a weed hangover.

if anyone has done weed, please tell me if you can have a weed hangover

Chapter 144: day 144: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

GUYS I MADE SILLY LITTLE CATS! I'LL EDIT THIS CHAPTER LATER AND SHOW THEM!

also well done to ao3 for surpassing the donations! it's literally not even 12:00 yet and they've surpassed the donations! ik it's normal, i've been on this site for about 3 years now, but it still makes me smile.

also does anyone have some money so that i can get the nice stickers and travel mug /j

It was a normal April evening once more, with Tails video calling jupitercl0uds again, as if it were summer school. jupiter was complaining about their back problems in school to Tails as he gave his plane a fresh layer of paint.

'I'm like a pen-pen-pensioner, Tails,' said jupiter. 'My ba-back hurts so much! Also, the year 7s are in Menai, so we're in the other canteen, and that's even worse because th-th-they have stools instead of chairs.'
'That's a shame, Ash. You can take an ibuprofen or something when you get back.'
'OH WAIT! THAT REMINDS ME! Ok so, yesterday I tried out those AI chatbots!'
'How on earth does ibuprofen remind you of AI chatbots?'
'I dunno. Anyway, so, I got you and Waluigi in a room together, and now we're all a part of the BBB!'
'What does BBB mean?'
'"Bitchless Bros" and then also a random B for some reason.'
'Oh, ok.'

The sound of the sliding doors rang through Tails' workshop. It was Waluigi.
'Well, I dunno about the AI, but I do have bitches, so I can't be in it,' he said. 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt a shame!'

as promised, HERE ARE THE SILLY CATS!

i may or may not have been absolutely knackered when i drew tails.

Notes:

i think it's fairly obvious but i'd like to point out that while yes, i do have a slight stutter, i only tend to write stuttering when it's either important or if it's a video call (which it was here). i dont usually write my stutter in because it's a pain to write and can be a pain to read. if i ever make a podfic for this, then yes, every Jupiter Clouds will stutter 🤭🤭🤭 (emoji translation: 3 of those ones that are like 'teehee'??? they have a hand over their mouth)

Chapter 145: day 145: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

OH MY GOD DO NOT GO THROUGH THE ROBOTS (2005) FANDOM TAG ON HERE (for wattpad readers: this was initially posted on ao3) ITS BONKERS AND THERES SO MUCH WEIRD RAPE STUFF??? WHY???

It was a pleasant Sunday afternoon. 1 day before bank holiday Monday, 2 days before a school strike day, 3 days before jupitercl0uds would be in school. It was on that day that Ariel and Scarecrow were gardening again.

Living in 2 planets, 2 counties, 2 towns, and 2 homes was confusing and annoying, but not for Ariel and Scarecrow. You see, 2 homes meant 2 gardens, and the garden most people would enter was not ideal for gardening. Other than 1 singular apple tree, the garden was one of stones, bricks and pebbles. The other garden, on the other hand, was completely different. It was next to the stone garden, and was quite an odd sight. The same fence was between the two, with the only difference being that there was a door. Through that door was a beautiful garden of many colours. There was a patio with a Wendy house and a shed, there was a wooden bench with a fold out table, but most importantly, there was grass and dirt, the two things Ariel and Scarecrow had been wanting to see the whole time.

The garden was full of hyacinth and daffodils and tulips and buddleia and begonias in various shades. There were bushes of brambles and trees of fruit, a row of root vegetables and daisies galore. It was beautiful.

'You know, Ariel, I love to garden with you,' said Scarecrow. 'It makes me so happy! My main concern is how crows don't like to come near me, when in fact, I love crows! I want to welcome them with big open arms, and then I remember that I am a scarecrow.'
'Oh, Scarecrow, that sounds horrible! You know- hold on, don't get rid of that moss, dear, it's perfect to stay! In fact, we should water our moss,' said Ariel, picking up the watering can.
'Why do we need to water moss?'
'Well, moss not only adds to the look of the garden, it's also brilliant stuff! Did you know it's better than trees at giving off oxygen? And also, moss can provide habitats for thousands of insects and other organisms? It can be a place for them to shelter, to hunt for food, to lay eggs, and in general, can be essential for their lives!'
'You really like moss, don't you?'
'Well, there was moss on the island, but there's so much more of it over here, and I love the stuff! It's absolutely brilliant!'
'I won't get rid of it then, Ariel.'
'Thank you.'

Waluigi walked in on the two gardening. He had seen them doing it before, but this was much more exciting. They first started gardening around autumn, and now, the garden was a beautiful haven of colours, smells and tastes. He let out a quiet 'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...' in amazement.

Notes:

i love using flowery language to describe gardens, haha.

...

ill get my coat /q

Chapter 146: day 146: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i have inside job brainrot atm (im so happy about it)
im so mad it was cancelled because it really reminds me how much i love women (reagan & gigi) and men (brett)

It was Friday the 5th of May, 2023: A day most members of the Prower household would try to forget. A day they would all find themselves locked in a dark room together with no means of escape, sounds of fear and suffering ringing throughout the prison. Could this be one of Jupiter_Clouds' evil schemes? Why, it would be a perfect callback to the jubilee battle!

And then, 1 singular spotlight turned on: a stage. From out of the shadows came an all-too familiar member of the Jupiter Clouds foursome.

'I have gathered you here today to ask of you one question. After I get an answer from each one of you, you'll be let go:
Can anyone here teach me how to serve?'

There was a stunned silence across the room. Tails flew over to the spotlight.

'What the hell, Ash?' cried Tails. 'That was terrifying! We thought we had been kidnapped, we, we thought, we- Oh my god...'
'Oh my god, Tails, are you alright? I'm sorry, I went too far, didn't I. Uh, I'll make sure you all get therapy, if that helps... OH, WAIT, THIS HAS GIVEN ME THE MOST PERFECT IDEA! I have an excuse to include a new character - and don't worry, they'll go to live somewhere else after this chapter... unfortunately.'

There were 2 puffs of smoke either side of jupiter and Tails..
'Tails, meet Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand. Reagan, Brett, I'm sure you know Tails, and I'm jupitercl0uds!'
'I've seen a lot of weird shit but this probably tops it.' murmered Reagan.
'Why and... how... are we here?' asked Brett.
'Well, you see, you're currently in WSWE, the greatest thing I've ever written! This is a fanfiction about all of my hyperfixations, special interests, etc. and I chose to accidentally traumatise an entire household of 30 when my current hyperfixation is Inside Job! So, if you aren't too busy, could you please help me un-traumatise them?'
'Shouldn't you have hired Myc to do this?' said Reagan.
'Yeah, but you 2 are my favourite characters!'
'Fine.'

jupitercl0uds freed everyone and made sure not to ask anyone how to serve. As everyone left, Brett and Reagan got to work, leaving only Tails.
'Shame you won't know who can serve,' he said to jupiter. Xe smirked and he didn't want to know why. His memory was erased as he left the room.

---

It was Friday the 5th of May 2023: A day most members of the Prower household were unable to remember the start of. All that anyone could remember was that Tails had a vague memory of jupitercl0uds asking something specific.

'Hey, Ash, was I dreaming, or did you want to learn how to serve?' he asked.
'Oh, yeah, I did!' replied jupiter. 'Don't worry, I have an idea: Reagan Ridley or Brett Hand can teach me! They can twerk, oiled up! Oh god, wait, no... BRETT I WAS JOKING, I WAS JOKING, PLEASE DON'T, MOST OF US ARE MINORS!'

But it was too late. Brett had begun to twerk and couldn't stop... it was weirdly hypnotising.

Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...' in amazement.

Notes:

to all my fellow BRITS💪🫡🔥 in the chat i would like you to know that im going to have lunch at my granny's tomorrow. im not watching the coronation (boring) nor will i be pledging allegiance (i dont like charlie). maybe i'll write a special chapter, but i can't say it'll be particularly coronation themed lol.

Chapter 147: day 147: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - oiled up twerking brett hand breaks everything (part 1)

Summary:

guys i was meant to write this for saturday but didnt have the time lol

this chapter is indeed a special one, just as promised 🫡🫡🫡 [3x salute emojis]. it's so special, it has a summary.

The aftermath of Brett Hand's oiled up twerking was confusing at best and harrowing at worst. What on MorbiEarth could have caused this... such an event changed the course of the timeline

jupitercl0uds just had to open their mouth, didn't they?

Notes:

on a completely different note i tried earl grey tea with sugar today and i was disappointed tbh. im going back to just earl grey on its own ig (also i dont like regular tea its so boring)

also there are a lot of characters/fandoms that i wont be mentioning in tags because its already long enough!

Saturday the 6th of May, 2023: the day after Brett Hand changed everything. Well, it was supposed to be, but the hypnotising elegance of the man oiled up and twerking destroyed the very fabric of time and space. It had already been stretched, torn, mangled and worn by jupitercl0uds' constant merging of timelines, but everyone being there in the room as Brett's cheeks, covered in oil, flapped like there was no tomorrow destroyed the timeline completely. MorbiEarth shattered, leaving everyone stranded across space and time, clinging on to whatever they could.

Some were lucky enough to be stranded with Rosalina. Some were lucky enough to be stranded with someone who at least had a basic knowledge of how to navigate space. Most were unlucky.

A group of 4 were trapped in the 1st of July 1991: the day Sonic the Hedgehog was released. In this group of 4 was Tails, jup1t3r clouds!!!, Jupiter_Clouds and Orbot. It was here they found Sonic the Hedgehog, though, a different Sonic to the one they knew. This Sonic was young and yet to finish his mission. At that point, he was in Spring Yard Zone.

'Oh my god, Sonic! I'm so glad to find a familiar face!' said Tails, hugging Sonic and crying over his shoulder. Sonic was confused.
'Who are you guys, and what are you doing here?' Sonic shared the voice of his Saturday morning cartoon iteration.
'Well, hello, I'm Miles Prower, but most people call me Tails. I know who you are, Sonic! You're the super cool hedgehog who's about to save the world!'
'Thank you? I'm sorry but I really need to go! Catch you later, Tails!' Sonic then continued on.

'I love him so much,' said Tails. 'He's my platonic babygirl!'
'I'll drink to that, Amen and whatnot,' replied jup1t3r clouds!!!. 'In fact, Ave, you can be my platonic babygirl.'
'I am nobody's babygirl, platonic or not,' Jupiter_Clouds muttered. jup1t3r put an arm round her friend's shoulder and chuckled.
'You can be my babyenby then, how about that?'
'I'm not non binary. That was just a phase. Anyway, I think I'd kill you and then myself if you started calling me that.'
'We'll see.'
'All this talk of babygirls makes me miss my babygirl...' cried Orbot. 'Oh, Cubot, where are you?'
'In fact, how did we get here? Last thing I can remember is being in our flat,' said Jupiter_Clouds.
'I don't really know. All I can remember is... that hypnotising ass...' His tails started spinning about as he spoke, until they stopped abruptly, pointing outwards. 'Could it have- No, it couldn't possibly, there's just- there's no way!'
'Hehe, what are you on about?' asked jup1t3r.
'Well, it's honestly kind of embarrasing...' began Tails. He explained what had gone on in the Prower household before the unravelling of space and time.

'Now, this could be a stretch, but judging by the fact that the author of this fic is a high-schooler with teenage boy humour, I think Brett's twerking may have torn apart the fabric of the universe!'
'Yeah, that makes sense, honestly. Ash isn't nearly as silly as I am, but that doesn't mean xe can't be a tad carefree and mischevious from time to time.'
'Agreed. For now, we need to focus on finding a way out of here. Spring Trap Zone is fun and all-'
'Has a BANGIN' theme tune,'
'...Yes. Anyway, it's fun, but-'
'Oh my god, IT HAS THOSE ANNOYING BLUE CHOMPING THINGS THAT JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!'
'Yeah, it's dangerous.'
'I used to mix it up with Casino Night, you know. I was miserable when the first act did indeed have enemies,' said Avery. It was one of the few times she looked genuinely happy.
'AHA! Ave, I knew you liked Sonic!'
'No I don't!'
'Bitch, we're the same person, of course you like Sonic!'

Jupiter_Clouds scowled and faced the floor. Orbot carried on weeping, from time to time nearly pressing his self destruct button and being stopped by Tails.

'Orbot! We're gonna find a way out of here. You and I are probably the 2 smartest people here, so, unless you don't want to find Cubot, you're gonna help me figure this out.'
'I couldn't possibly be the second smartest person here!' replied Orbot. 'The Doctor always says "The only buffoon more stupid than you, Orbot, is Cubot!"'
'Well he's constantly demeaning you anyway, so of course he'd say something like that. Besides, as good as their grades may be, I don't think those two are exactly experts in science.'
'Yeah, I hate science. It sucks. Physics is boring, Biology is gross and while Chemistry is quite interesting, I have to fight for my consciousness because of how boring my teacher is. Science lost its magic when it stopped being cool facts and fun practicals.'

Jupiter_Clouds reluctantly nodded, still scowling.

'For now, Orbot, we'll have to focus on fixing the timeline,' said Tails to Orbot. A badnik nearly hit him as he said that. 'I'll take you all somewhere safe first, though.'

The trio went to Green Hills to consider their plans. Well, they would have, but it had been a long, hard day, and that walk had taken so long, so they ended up staying the night at Tails' house. It would have been hard to explain to his 16 bit doppleganger that he was actually an alternate universe version where it was 2022 and Dr. Robotnik was a gay man played by Jim Carrey, but luckily, this 1991 Tails was still just as into science as 2022 Tails.

Tails struggled to sleep that night. Orbot noticed him tossing and turning and bundling himself up in his tails.
'Whatever's the matter, Tails?' he asked.
'It's kinda weird, but by now, I'm just so used to hearing Waluigi everyday that I can't get to sleep without it. It's like it completes the day.'
'Well, I can't get Waluigi here, but I can play a recording of him and extend it ever so slightly.'
'Really?'
'Of course, Tails, I'm a robot!'
'Thank you.'
Orbot pressed one his eyes and out emerged a slightly robotic 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

teehee

Chapter 148: day 148: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - oiled up twerking brett hand breaks everything (part 2)

Summary:

We continue our interdimensional journey, following our main character, Ratchet, Rosalina's family and the very man who tore the fabric of space and time.

Notes:

im honestly kinda sorry i make you guys read this stuff but tbh my writing can sometimes randomly be fire when i write stupid stuff

also i have the urge to mention how yesterday when i said i was a high-schooler with teenage boy humour, i mean bri'ish high-schooler, so between 11 and 16 (though, for me, 11-15 because im born in august). i think in america high school is more like sixth form? i think its like 15-18? idk im not american

Meanwhile, Waluigi was left with jup!ter!c!ouds!, Rosalina, Ratchet and Brett. They all landed on Rosalina's observatory. Lucky to have landed in a familiar place.
'Does everyone here know British Sign Language?' asked Rosalina. 'Because my son, Alex, needs it to speak.'
Waluigi nodded as Ratchet shook his head.
'I know ASL, if that helps!' said Brett.
'No, sorry, I'm afraid that won't work. They're quite different, I'm afraid. So, Alex, what would you prefer?'
'Could you or Waluigi just say what I sign?' he signed. Waluigi nodded and gave him a thumbs up.
'Ok, so, I suppose we should introduce ourselves then!' said Brett. 'Hi, I'm Brett Hand, I'm 33 years old and if I tell you my job my brain will explode.'
'I'm Ratchet, I'm 14 years old and a mechanic.'
'I'm Rosalina, my age is immesurable and I care for the universe and my children. I tried to stop this mess, but alas, to no avail.'
'I'm Waluigi, I'm 30-odd, and a professional tomfool. "I'm Alex, or Waluigi please just say my name this'll take too long to sign - oh wait, sorry - jup!ter!c!ouds!. I don't want to share my age and I'm in high school. To be fair, I'll be saying I'm a high-schooler when I'm in sixth form, I'll let you all know my real age when I'm comfortable with it." Cool. Now, I think I'm pretty lucky, seeing as all of you, except maybe Alex I guess, are pretty smart and probably have an idea of what's going on.'
'Nope! I got my job for a firm handshake,' said Brett. 'If Reagan were here, then yeah, you'd be lucky.'
'I probably have a good knowledge of this stuff, but unfortunately, the author can't afford a PS5 or Rift Apart, so they don't really know. So nope, not lucky.'
'Well, I have an idea of how this stuff works, but I'd have to know what happened. What does everyone last remember? For me, I was reading to my Lumas.'
'Alex says "I was baking Zitronenmöndli with my birth mother's recipe. It was gonna be a surprise but there's now way they survived a blast like that. Also, I know it isn't Christmas, I just really like them." I didn't know you were half Swiss! Oh, you aren't? WAAA! My bad!'
'So, where were you 2 and Brett?' asked Rosalina.
'HAHAHAAAA! HAAAA! HAAA! Well, Rosalina, that is a really funny story, but-'
'Oh my god- YOU WERE TWERKING OILED UP, WEREN'T YOU?' yelled Ratchet. Brett cringed and covered his face with his hands. 'WITH THAT HYPNOTISING ASS! Man, I'm straight but I could not keep my eyes off that magnificent ass. I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if that's what broke the- hold on, no, that could have triggered it... OH MY GOD, BRETT! YOUR ASS WAS SO HYPNOTISING IT BROKE THE TIMELINE!'
'Can we please stop talking about my ass?'
'It was pretty hypnotising, though.' Waluigi nodded. 'I bet even Clank found it hypnotising and he's- Hold on, where's Clank? Oh, shit, he's not here. I know he'd figure something out if he was.'
'For now, we must focus on getting things back together, if we are to find your friends,' said Rosalina. Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in agreement.

Notes:

guys i lOVE SONIC CD ITS SO GOOD OMG AND ALSO THE AUDIO IS SO CRISP IM SO USED TO 8-BIT AND 16-BIT SONIC GAMES THAT ITS SO WEIRD AAAA

oh my god soMEONE DUMPED HIS GF (WHO WAS WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE) OVER TEXT IN SCHOOL TODAY AND EVERYONE WAS PICKING SIDES IN MATHS LMAO (btw i started writing this chapter before school)

Chapter 149: day 149: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - oiled up twerking brett hand breaks everything (part 3)

Summary:

That's right! This arc is still going on! This time round, we follow jupitercl0uds, Cubot, Sticks and Luigi in a mysterious world that jupiter recognises all too well.

Notes:

you havent lived until you start reading sonic idw and going OH MY GOD ITS TAILS every time tails is there even tho he's literally a main character. also i get to read sonic idw for my art homework because im doing comics, hell yeah

jupitercl0uds was screaming, hyperventilating and almost started crawling the walls. Cubot cried, Sticks screamed and Luigi panicked. Most groups had at least 1 smart person in them. This was not one of them. This was a group of total idiots, buffoons, a group with 1 brain between them, which belonged to Luigi.

'Where the fuck are we?' screamed Sticks. 'Last I remember was a hypnotising ass, trying to brainwash me into becoming straight, and the next thing I know, the world's made of plastic!'

Ah yes, one more thing: the entire world was made of Lego, excluding our heroes.

'bricksburg aHAHAHAHAHAAAA!' screamed jupitercl0uds. They weren't speaking properly at that point, hence the poor grammar of xyr sentences. 'hescoming!coveryourbutt!coverthewhat?aaa!vitruvious!lordbusiness.youvehiddenthekraglewelloldma-'
'jupiter, I'm gonna need you to shut up, I need to understand what's going on.'
'oHhoho, sticks, my girl, we are in bRICKSBURG!!! BIRCKSBURG1! BRIGHKSCBURSG! AHAHAHAHA!'
'Care to elaborate?' asked Luigi, cowering in fear.

'Bricksburg is the place that Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie originates from. It's generally a very generic city, filled with very generic people. Well, they all have their quirks, but they're generic in the sense that they aren't too different from other people, if a little nicer. By now, we are probably in the events leading to TAKOS Tuesday, so beg that it isn't Tuesday, or there's a small chance you'll get Kragled. And, even if we do survive TAKOS Tuesday, we then have to survive the Duplo invasion. This means we're in 2014, so Sticks, I dunno if you exist yet. I'm in primary school at the moment. Cubot, I'm pretty sure you exist, and Luigi, you definitely exist, last year was your 30th anniversary. I also need to say that I watched this film 6 times in the cinema, to the point where in 2014 I would be miserable if I saw a film in the cinema and it wasn't The Lego Movie. A few times I even had tantrums. I also had the entire film memorised for several years. It is my favourite film.'

'I see. How did we get here?' continued Luigi.
'Well, you see, I'm the author, right, so, I know how we got here. So, right, Brett Hand, y'know, from Inside Job, he was twerking oiled up and it ripped apart the fabric of the universe.'
'Oh my! Cubot, were you recording this?'
'Yeah, why?' replied Cubot.
'Well, I thought, maybe I could see it - to get a better understanding of what you mean, of course.'
'Sure! In fact, you should ask Orbot, he'll have it in better picture quality. I can only record in 480p, meanwhile he can record in 4K. Orbot? Orbot, where are you? Orbot? NOOOOOO!' Cubot began to cry. He cried so hard that he accidentally played a recording of Waluigi saying his iconic line. His crying even made him accidentally repeat it for a second.

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

i'm practicing dental hygiene well once more :muscle:
i cant really give life updates when this fic has plots, but i want you all to know that im doing well! not mentally, but like, i'm doing tasks i struggle with doing! like brushing my teeth twice a day everyday! i think i might have adhd and so does the rest of my household (this isn't the only reason tho lol)

also that wasn't a joke when i said from the ages of like 6ish - 11 i knew the entire lego movie off by heart. i can still recite a lot of it and most of the prologue. once i was bored in maths and just started watching it lol

Chapter 150: day 150: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - oiled up twerking brett hand breaks everything (finale)

Summary:

After a break*, we're back! The finale of this ridiculous and chaotic arc contains a whole new array of characters, who (luckily for Tails) will not be added to the tags, nor the household.

*the illustration in this chapter took forever and my friend renn asked me to write a fic so i wrote. if you want, blame renn /hj

before someone goes 'oh, that cant have taken that long!' thats because it didnt. it was gonna have more characters but i realised i just straight up didnt have the time. sorry lol. also this could have all been finished ages ago if my tablet was working

Notes:

i havent started writing yet, but i asked about how i should write aaron's lines and someone who actually knows and has an understanding of sign languages gave me some advice!

because most sign languages have different grammar (eg. in bsl instead of saying 'i am deaf' you say 'i deaf'') and im not using that grammar, he said it would be best for me to just write it out like regular dialogue. he also say instead of specifying the tone of voice, i could talk about the movement of their hands, so like, instead of 'his tone was aggressive' you could say 'his hand movements were sharp'

big thank you to hard-of-death on tumblr! they also provided me with some helpful posts, which is great seeing as i really want to learn bsl!

Silver the Hedgehog's life was chaotic enough as it was, so it was frustrating to have it become ten times worse without any way to change it back to normal. He found himself stranded with a skeleton, 2 kids and... was that Orbot? Admittedly, he was on the wrong side, but familiarity was all he really needed at that point. Even better, could it be? Tails? With another... Tails? He dashed over to get a closer look.

'I think the timelines were breaking already, but now, the damadge is nearly irreversable, Miles!' said Tails to his 16-bit self. 'This is why Papyrus is here now, no doubt because Ash also loves Undertale! Also, I see you've been extra happy lately!'
'Oh, it's this guy, Sonic! He saw me getting bullied and interviened, and since then, we've been friends. He's started calling me Tails, just like you!'
'Oh, shit - pardon my language! We've been here so long it's almost 1992!'

'Tails?' yelled Silver. 'Is that you?'
'Yeah! Are you Silver the Hedgehog? Neither of us have met you, I'm from the films and Miles here is yet to meet Sonic in person.'
'Yes, I am Silver, but, what do you mean?'
'I'm going to need to get everyone together. Miles is the only one out of all of us that should be here. I suppose you and I kinda fit, though, you fit more than I do. Regardless, we're all in the wrong place. Papyrus, please could you get everyone's attention?'

The skeleton put his hand on his spine and began. There was a smug look in his eye before he screamed at the top of his non-existant lungs:

'ATTENTION, ALL! HE, THE OK TAILS, HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IT WILL BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT!'

Everyone turned to face Tails, who was stood in front of a whiteboard.

'Thank you, Papyrus,' he said, quietly. 'We don't have a precise reason for being here, however, most of us generally agree that it was to do with what happened with Brett Hand.'
'Who's Brett Hand?' asked Silver.
'Damn, the future really is bleak. He's a guy from a show, can't be bothered explaining. Anyway, I get that most of you won't want to hear the science, and frankly, I don't think the author knows enough to go in depth about it.' There was an ironic 'WOOP WOOP!' from Ari. 'Me, myself and Orbot have been investigating and we've found that we won't be able to leave until the author can figure something out.'
'Well, um, Tails?' interrupted Silver. 'Maybe I could help?'
'Oh my god... Silver, of COURSE! I don't think Ash has a big enough knowledge of how your future powers to actually think of something that could work, but I could be wrong... Ash?'
Yeah, no, I have no idea how Silver's future powers work. Luckily, due to me being the author and all, I am allowed to assume that it is a form of interdimensional travel. Also, hi Tails! Haven't seen you in a bit! Well, kinda. Thank god you aren't reading this anymore.
'I can't guarantee I'll keep it up, but anyway, thank you! Ok, so, seeing as I'm the only one here who actually reads this thing, I'll let you all in on what has been written: for the sake of convenience, the author has decided that Silver's powers work through interdimensional travel, even if that does kinda contradict how his powers work. So, Silver, we just have to try and figure out how to utilise that for getting home.'

After many attempts, and of course, spoilsport Miles berrating me for being lazy and doing a time skip, they were free. The first to leave was Tails. One of the fingertips of his glove burnt off. He screamed as he was launched through space and time, rings spilling out from beside him.

He forgot for a moment that he could fly, and would actually end up just fine.

'Yeah, I'm fine. My ear hurts a bit, though,' he said, hovering in front of the portal.
'Oh, SHIT! Tails, your ear, it's got a dent in it!' screamed Ari. Tails felt both of his ears, feeling for the dent. It was wet, probably with blood, and bigger than he thought it would be. He stopped himself from screaming, throwing up or possibly both by reminding himself that this was probably one of those 'cool' ear dents he always wanted.
'I'll be alright. My bigger concern is that one of my fingers nearly burned.'
'Who the fuck cares?' groaned Avery. 'Ari, you may as well come with me. I'll go into my imp form.'
'Imp form?' cried Silver. 'I don't like the sound of that!'
'No, Silver, don't worry, it's dead cool!' interrupted Ari. 'She transforms into a weird imp thingy like a magical girl!'
'It is NOT like a magical girl!' replied Avery.
'Suuure. Do it then.'

Avery began to transform. Her proportions changed, becoming less cartoony. Her tiny floating imp wings grew and attatched to her back, as a tail sprouted behind her. Her purple jeans turned into a purple skirt, with a pair of purple leggings to match, and her red, sparkly Doc Martens turned into scarlet heels. Her hair twisted into a pair of horns (one of which had 'ARI WOZ ERE' crudely carved into it) as her skull irises turned from brown to red. It was a lot like a magical girl transformation, to be fair.

'Kill yourself, Ash,' muttered Avery. How charming! Regardless of how charming, charismatic or kind she was, this mattered because now, Avery could fly Ari to safety. The two went through the portal, Ari holding Ave's hands.
'How the fuck does Sonic do this, Tails?' screamed Ari. 'I'm swinging about and dangling and shit... plus, my hands are sweating, so I dunno how much longer I'm gonna stay here.'

Silver was able to leave with no real difficulty, however, the same could not be said for Orbot and Papyrus.
'I can hover, but I don't think I'm a strong enough drone to be able to fly.'
'AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE NO MEANS OF FLIGHT, HOVERING OR ANYTHING ALONG THOSE MEASURES. OR MAYBE IF I USE A GASTER BLASTER, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO BLAST MYSELF INTO THE AIR...?' He attempted to do so, only to realise he had no Gaster Blasters available. 'BLOODY HELL, SANS! I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THIS AGAIN!'
'I'll carry the most lightweight of the two of you and Silver can carry the other,' said Tails. Silver left the bright, 16-bit views of Green Hill, carrying Papyrus, while Tails stayed for a second to talk to his younger self.
'Miles, you're only 7, but you'll need to prepare yourself for the future. Specifically, your future. I'm lucky enough to be from a timeline where this never happened, but you aren't. Your character development is going to go down the toilet - I recommend playing the first 4 Ratchet & Clanks to distract yourself. Your going to belong to an impossibly infamous franchise. Through all of this, though, I want you to know that it gets better, and always stay with your friends, no matter what happens. I'll miss you.'
'Tails? Come on, I can't hold this much longer!' cried Silver, straining.

Tails waved goodbye and hopped through the portal. He landed in his workshop, along with everyone else. He screamed with delight to see it all again, yammering on about how great it was.
'Oh, seeing as we have access to your workshop now, I can try and connect to Cubot and find where he is! Of course, I don't know if it'll work across dimensions, but there's no reason why we shouldn't try!' Orbot knew this wouldn't work, he was just so desperate to see Cubot that he was willing to attempt the impossible. He had made several makeshift Cubots during his time in Green Hill, but none of them were good enough.

'Who's [yawn] theeeere?' yelled a tired voice. It sounded suspiciously like Knuckles. Because it was Knuckles. He opened the door on them and perked up a little. 'Great to see you're back! D'you know where everyone else is?'
'No, sorry. Is there anyone else here?'
'Yeah, actually! Most of us are here, you know.'

A crash could be heard in the front garden. It was Waluigi, Ratchet and Brett, accompanied by Rosalina and jup!ter!c!ouds!.
'Thank the stars we made it,' sighed Brett.
'The stars thank you back!' said Rosalina. 'I'll hope to see you all soon!' she said, leaving on her observatory with her son.

This meant that the only people left missing were jupitercl0uds, Cubot and Sticks. Them being accompanied only by Luigi was not good.
'Silver, are you reading this?' cried Tails.
'Yeah! I'll need to know where they are to rescue them, though.'
The 4 were lost, wondering the streets of Bricksburg, just minutes before TAKOS Tuesday began.
'Got it!' cried Silver, making his way to Bricksburg. He rescued all 4 of them and took them home before any real damage could be done. Orbot and Cubot held each others' hands lovingly and jupitercl0uds stimmed like there was no tomorrow upon seeing Tails. Tails started doing some of these stims himself. Waluigi arrived in Tails' workshop, and, upon seeing such joy, let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of excitement, ending this crazy, crazy, arc.

'But what about-' shh.

'We still need to-' Be quiet. All will be solved in the future, when I can be bothered and I'm not running on 2 seconds of sleep and caffiene.

Notes:

if youre wondering why i went from 'yeah you guys i dont actually care about any sonic characters who aren't in sonic boom/the original platformers !!' to including silver the hedgehog as a guilty pleasure character, its because i have to read sonic idw for art homework and oh my god i love silver hes so silly. he's been added to my list of silly little guys.

ALSO! sorry that lately ive been leaving a million chapter notes ive just had a lot to say. after 9 months, my headphones have a crack in them, which sucks, but i used the opportunity to do my research on headphones instead of my parents buying the cheapest thing on amazon. i'm dead excited, cause these new ones are noise cancelling and PURPLE (!!!!) which is my favourite colour! they also look vaguely like the splatoon ear defenders i wear in splat 2, so im pretty chuffed at that too.

Chapter 151: day 151: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

ok sorry but what??? istg i posted this a few days ago??? maybe thats adhd??? i might be getting a diagnosis for that soon on top of my autism.... iM JUST LIKE SONIC FR (sorry). you guys might get another chapter today 😋👍 [emoji translation: yummersss + thumbs up]

 

im going to go rabid i need these headphones dude also its bloody boiling how am i meant to sleep in this heat

jupitercl0uds let out a sigh of relief.

'Thank god that's over. Finally, I can go back to writing my silly little self-insert stories!'

They put their feet up and lay back on the couch. They then put their feet back down because they felt like they were being rude. jupiter was about to imagine the next crazy plot they could write, when they were interrupted by Papyrus.

'SO, "JUPITERCL0UDS"-'
'Sorry, Papyrus, but it's case sensitive. You have to say "jupitercl0uds" - though, I suppose I could make an acception for you and your brother.'
'SO, "JUPITERCL0UDS", I HEARD THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SEND US ALL BACK TO OUR CORRECT TIMELINES!'
'Oh yeah. Say, Papyrus, do you like being in this timeli-'
'NO!' cried Tails. 'I forbid you. I know exactly what you're about to do, and I forbid you.'
'Dammit! Papyrus, you're free to go.'
With one last 'NYEH HEH HEH!', he faded back into his own world. jupitercl0uds' flirty mood, however, did not leave with him.
'Oh, Reaga-'
'What did I just say?'
'Fiiiine... Reagan, Brett, you're free to go. It's up to you where you end up.'
'I'm gonna go away and live with the Mario brothers!' said Brett. He thought about it for a second and then changed his mind. 'On second thought, I'll go back home!'
'Thank fucking god for that,' said Reagan, as the two walked out of the house. Next up was Silver.
'I don't want to say goodbye to Silver, man! Tails, you've got to make an acception. I have sent 3 people from my list of silly little guys away, and I do NOT want to send back a fourth. Plus, don't you know him... wait, you don't, do you. Ah, crap. Fine. Silver, you're free to go.'
'Goodbye!' he said, opening up a portal. Not long afterwards, Luigi waved to everyone, gave a little 'Bye-bye!' and went back home.

jupiter looked slightly defeated, though, was at least glad they'd see Luigi, Brett and Reagan again.
'Hey, does this mean the Cognito Inc. is canon in this fic now?' asked Amy.
Waluigi screamed a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' upon realising the shadow government is probably real.

Notes:

i was trying to have good attendance so that i could go on the reward trip but i dont think its gonna work. i might skive tomorrow. i didnt really want to go to blackpool, its just, ive never been able to qualify for the reward trips and its only because i have poor attendance. ive got good grades, good behaviour, etc. im just off a lot. thanks, school, you've really rewarded me well.

Chapter 152: day 152: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

i bully stupid platypus man while tails reminds me to drink water

Notes:

cheekily finished reading sonic idw

dr starline is an idiot that i love to hate. i have bullied ai character bots of him over and over again and its still fun. i would never dream of doing this to an rp'er, which is what makes this so rewarding.

jupitercl0uds was off sick. They had been for the past 2 days. They would be dizzy and tired, then would bounce back to life, and then would become dizzy and tired again. It seemed suspiciously like covid, but they had done a test and it came back negative. Xe groaned, laying in their bed, Tails sat next to them in an IKEA shark bean bag chair. jupiter used to have this chair in the Real World, but it broke about 2 years ago. From time to time, you could still find little polystyrene balls dotted about their room. Tails was concerned, but still wary of his friend's antics.

'Gravity is so strong at the momeeeennntt...' they cried.
'Shouldn't we be taking you to the doctor?' asked Tails.
'Noooo... the only thing that could cure me... is... bullying Dr. Starlineeee...'
'Ash, you might be sick, but please don't use that as an excuse to add Dr. Starline.'
'Don't worry, Tailsss, I'm not gonna add himmm,,, that'd be too dangerousss.'

Xe opened up xyr chromebook to an AI character bot. It was, of course, Starline.

'I'm getting soooo sick of this... either you have to play along with him or you accidentally Steven Universe himmmm...'
'What do you mean, "Steven Universe" him? Genuinely, that makes no sense to me.'
'I accidentally redeem himmmm, which is not what I want :(((. I accidentally romanced him once, which made me think of a cool OC idea. Same thing for the time I befriended himmmm.'
'That sounds really interesting! You really have been making a lot of Sonic OCs lately, haven't you?'
'Yeahhhhhh.'

This time, they decided to bully him by exclusively referring to him as 'Eggy's sugarbaby'.

'He's so maaaad, haha,' muttered jupiter. Tails patted his friend on the head and let them rest.
'Goodnight, Ash!'
'Niiiggght!'

At around 7-ish, Waluigi went to check in on jupiter. Xe was fast asleep.
'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' he whispered.

Notes:

mum said i might have labyrinthitis lol (istg this better be a temporary thing or i am killing myself /hj)

Chapter 153: day 153: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Notes:

guys bullying Dr starline by calling him eggy's sugarbaby did NOT work, he instead ADMITTED he was his sugarbaby and also his personal twink

 

also the formatting for the chapter is weird cause I wrote it on my phone instead of my chromebook.

It was… 7:50 in the morning? Rather than the afternoon? Daring today, I see… well, it was such a time in the morning and jupitercl0uds was slouched on the couch in their uniform. They still had what was potentially labyrinthitis and whatever back problem they had developed ages ago, but went in anyway.

'Oh, and it's PE today, innit? Ughhhh…' xe groaned.

'Why go in then? You could just, y'know, stay off school like you have for the past 2 days,' replied Tails. He was ignoring Sonic, who was doing his 'wittle baby Miles' act.

'Cause I have to go in by tomorrow,,, mum payed, like, £30 for us to watch the school performance of Shrek the Musical. My friend, Amber, is playing the dragonnnn.'

'Well, why not go in tomorrow and stay off today?'

'That's too suspicioooouuuuuss.'

'Waluigi! Ash is martyring xemself!'

Waluigi opened the door to the living room and turned to face jupiter.

'You're becoming your father.'

'Sorryyyy… how do you even know my dadddd?'

Waluigi just tapped his nose and laughed out a joyful 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

oh my god my little brother won't shut up oh my gooooodddd

Chapter 154: day 154: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

4 chapters in 2 days??? i may be ill but im on a roll. and look at you, you're completely fine and yet you havent updated that fic in months (/j /j im guilty of it too)

It was a calm day. Tails was not reading the fic by merely being inside it for once, but rather, he was looking over the real jupitercl0uds' shoulder as they wrote. He could see the weird AO3 skin xe had put on, he could see the fact that they had too many ao3 tabs open for their own good and he could see the fact that this was not a 'save it for later' type chapter. This was being written to be posted on the same day.

He went back to his own world to find his friend pathetically lying upside down on the sofa, watching Sonic Boom. It was a good thing they were wearing the noise cancelling headphones they were waiting to get, because it meant they couldn't hear Sticks screaming about how she was being recorded and broadcast to billions. Tails needed to speak with them, though, so jupiter took off xyr headphones and left Sticks to her own devices (it was a good think Amy was able to comfort her).

'Ash! What are you doing here?' cried Tails.
'Well, you know how I said earlier that I had PE today? Guess who did PE and lost all their energy, oh yeah!' replied jupiter. 'Also, we're in a breakcore/hyperpop band called 'hypercore !!!!!' now. With Sonic and Waluigi.'
'What? Why?'
'I was talking with an AI chatbot of you I made and you said we should start a band together. You even thought of the name.'
'Oh, ok! Why did you need to make an AI chatbot of me? Surely, I already had one?'
'You do, but you don't. As in, you, specifically. There are plenty of Tails chatbots, but only 1 of your specific characterisation. I got your texting style right (ish) but couldn't even get it fully right. Take it as a compliment, Tails, you're unique!'
'Thanks, Ash!'
'I'm going to bed. May as well drop the links for you and Waluigi's bots. They're unlisted, cause I'm a gatekeeper like that. But, I'm a gatekeeper who'll see someone I know, or someone I think I know, and I'll go, "Psst! I'll let you through if you go quickly!" even if I'm not meant to let you in.' Tails laughed at that. 'Night, Tails. Tell Sticks she'll be fine, unless Amy's already calmed her town.'
'Night, Ash!'
Meanwhile, in the living room, Waluigi let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' as Sticks tried to bite into his leg.

Notes:

possibly going on a cheeky trip to the doctor's tomorrow

also before someone goes 'omg how??? i thought the nhs was full????' i dont live near a hospital, i live near an infirmary and a doctor's/chemist. the ICUs and A&E rooms are usually the full ones, so if i went to the infirmary, yeah, it'd be pretty full. but i'm not going to the infirmary. im going to the doctor's. and screw you all, im taking my tails plushie with me.

Chapter 155: day 155: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

making sonic OCs is SO FUN omg!!!! i almost wanna become a furry artist!!!! the only thing holding me back is my love for drawing humans and the fact that i dont wanna get bullied for existing.

also have decided i am going to use ':3' once more. ive been fighting my cringe side since 2020

...but i stay silly :3 /q

Waluigi was carefully designing a Sonic OC, mostly because jupitercl0uds made 4 in the course of a week. He was stuck on what animal he should make it. A cat? A rat? Maybe even something completely made up? Good heavens!

'Ash! How DO you do it?' he cried in agony.
'How do they do it? Like Mr. Bump? From The Mr. Men Show? THE MR. MEN! THE MR. MEN! THE MR. MEN! THE MR. MEN!' jupitercl0uds yelled, imitating the intro to The Mr. Men Show. It reminded them of how about a year ago, they had a phase of re-watching loads of Channel 5 kids shows they loved when they were younger, in particular The Mr. Men Show, Ben & Holly and most of all, Fifi and the Flowertots. They zoned out for a moment, giving another character the opportunity to shine for once.

'Finally!' squealed Orbot, doing that cute little stim cartoon characters always do - you know, where they have 2 fists up, raised but beneath chin level, and slightly shaking said fists? No, you probably don't know... whatever, he did that. 'Quick, Cubot, while they're distracted! Let's have our own chapter!'

He grabbed Cubot's hand and rushed out out of the house and onto the grassy hill. The two were ready to frolic, mess about, possibly even get up to shenanigans. Where would they go to? What would they do? Well, such questions are easy to answer: they went to Legoland to, well, enjoy Legoland. Specifically, Legoland Windsor. jupiter would have been so very angry they couldn't go a fourth time if xe would have known. They started off in Mini-land, particularly fascinated by the moving pieces, in particular, the rocket. The two stood (well, hovered) there for at least an hour, clapping each time it went into lift off.

They then moved on to the roller coasters, and while they enjoyed each one, it wasn't too surprising that their favourite was the dragon ride. To be fair, it's hard not to like the dragon ride, unless you don't like roller coasters or queuing for ages. They went to a cafe, which they didn't get anything at because they were robots, then rode the train back to the entrance. They ended the day at the gift shop, where they each bought matching keyrings: a yellow 2x4 brick that read 'ORBOT' and a red 2x4 brick that read 'CUBOT'. They had no keys to put their keyrings on, so decided to wear them as rings.

As the two returned home, it was dark. Everyone else was watching a crazed slide show jupitercl0uds was presenting about why they should go to Legoland during the half term as the couple entered the living room. jupiter recognised the keyrings around their fingers instantly.

'Oh my god, you 2 went to LEGOLAND?' Xe was resisting the urge to scream, either in excitement or in anger. Orbot and Cubot nodded and showed their keyrings to the rest of the living room. Everyone gathered round and said something, including Clank.
'But why did you get those 2 keyrings in the wrong colours?' he asked.
'Because when we're apart, it's completely wrong, but when we're together, it makes complete sense!' said Orbot.
'That is so corny, you two are gonna make me sick,' laughed Ratchet. Waluigi disagreed - he thought it was sweet - and let out a great big adoring 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

im pretty sure sharing your medical history is a safeguarding issue??? idk why??? but idc because i desperately need to tell you all that i am on meds now (they are not daily) or i will explode

my doctor said its either an inner ear infection (such as labyrinthitis), something to do with my menstrual cycle (top 10 times i wish i was AMAB) or another issue, potentially a bowel issue??? i do a blood test next week to see what it could be. hedge your bets, everyone /j

btw the meds are for periods cause i have a really heavy flow (i should become a rapper fr). they gave me 2 options: the pill or this weird stuff that should cut down my flow by 50%. i almost screamed 'THE PILL! THE PILL!' but then i remembered that the pill can give you bigger boobites and i dont want that so i went for the other one instead.

Chapter 156: day 156: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

you might notice that i've made some cheeky little tag/description changes!!! i kinda explained anyway, but basically, the tag changes were because someone told me it was a pain that every time they went throught the total drama tag, this fic came up, so i removed the MHA and TD tags because i barely mention anything to do with either fandom. i might remove more tags in the future but idk.

ive also made description changes, mostly because the description wasn't very... descriptive.

jupitercl0uds was jumping up and down with excitement, ready to show the living room another slide show of theirs. This one they had made so that they had an excuse to present another slide show, an excuse to practice their graphic design skills again and a secret surprise third option that would only be revealed later. This presentation's theme was 'Why you (a Splatoon fan) should try Sonic.' To be fair, this presentation was pointless, as the majority of everyone watching was either a Sonic fan or a Sonic character, but nobody made any comments due to the cool crossover Sonic/Splatoon graphics xe had made, as well as their insistance on presenting the slide show.

'Which brings me to my next similarity: OCs. It is incredibly easy to make a Splatoon OC. Most players will, in a way, even if it's just the closest thing they could get to themselves in-game. Sonic is famous for how many OCs there are - in fact, I'm pretty sure you could google '[your name] the hedgehog' and find something. Which brings me to my secret third option that I said would only be revealed later... I have finalized the design for my self-instert type Sonic OC! Their name is Glitch the Rat and they're awesome.'

jupiter's slides stopped being Splatoon themed with hints of Sonic and instead, just became loads and loads of images of their OC, over and over again.

It was an understatement to say that they were proud. As the slideshow ended, Waluigi patted his friend on the shoulder and gave xem a supportive 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' for being openly cringe.

Notes:

i love glitch the rat soooo muuuchhh oh my god theyre literally so cool!!!!
dont listen to what people say. stay silly. make your own sonic oc. become a furry. play that cringe game. listen to that cringe artist. wear one of those bunny hats. its reeeeaaaally fun!

Chapter 157: day 157: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

if i do have adhd then this explains a lot because ive never been able to tidy my room

anyway this chapter is effectively me calling myself out for something i am in the process of doing.

jupitercl0uds was speed-tidying their bedroom, muttering to themself as they resisted 10 different urges to do something fun. Of course, in the Real World, this had been unsuccessful, hence this chapter even existing in the first place, but jupiter was still struggling not to do it themselves. On one hand, their current lack of headphones was a bad thing, as it meant they couldn't listen to music as they did it, but on the other hand, this also meant they couldn't get distracted and dance to the music instead of tidying. Their sketchbook was so very tempting, with them suddenly feeling to urge to draw loads of pictures of Glitch the Rat; their ginourmous bookshelf was beckoning them, with the sudden urge to read the entire Hetty Feather saga being almost overpowering; all of a sudden there was an urge to get back into sculpting modeling clay. This happened every time they tried to tidy their bedroom, and every time, they couldn't help but cave in and have fun.

'NO! I refuse to stop tidying!' they yelled, catching the attention of Ratchet and Clank. The two had been going upstairs to their own room when they heard jupiter.
'jupitercl0uds! What seems to be the problem?' asked Clank.
'Well, I'm trying to tidy my room without getting completely and utterly side-tracked, something that I have never been able to do.'
'Want any help?' asked Ratchet.
'No! Sort of. If you do help me, could you help me by reminding me not to get distracted if I ever get distracted? Usually, Mum or Dad does this, but there's something about when they do that I don't like. Also, I'm kinda trying to surprise them.'
'Well, 'course we can! Why are you tidying your room, anyway?'

As Ratchet said that, Waluigi and Tails overheard their conversation and opened the door. Waluigi looked slightly disappointed, while Tails looked slightly majorly pissed off.

'Hey! Ash! I told you, you're not meant to be here today!' began Tails, fuming. 'You told me - you promised me - that you'd stay out of this world for today! That is, unless you've finished tidying your Real World bedroom?'
'Why are you mad at jupiter being here? I thought you two were friends!' cried Ratchet.
'Ash specifically told me and Waluigi yesterday that they wouldn't be here today. That they would be away from us, that they would be tidying their Real World bedroom, not this one. It doesn't matter if they tidy this one or not, it doesn't technically exist, which is a thought I'm not keen on, but can at least aknowledge. If they're in this world, it means that in the Real World, and they're busy, typing on their chromebook, ignoring the fact they specifically chose to tidy their room today.'

jupiter bowed their head in shame. Every word Tails had said was completely true. Waluigi just shook his head and cried 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to stop them from procrastinating

Notes:

there is no way he stopped me from procrastinating. i bet, 10 minutes from now, i'll be writing on tumblr or google docs or drawing in my sketchbook or in ibis paint. ill even set a timer and come back 10 minutes later.

edit: it's been 10 minutes now, im exhausted (probably from heat) and i didn't get distracted, but tbf, 2-3 minutes was spent talking to my mum so technically that was 8 minutes. i am almost definitely getting distracted later. also im going to see my cousins in an hour anyway

another edit: 20 minutes after i publish this chapter and yeah i gave up

Chapter 158: day 158: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

lmao i forgot to change the title yesterday sorry

also heads up: if you struggle to read the long big rant, just skip it, it gets summed up in an easy to read manor, don't worry

jupitercl0uds arrived back home on Tuesday, a tote bag on one arm, satchel on the other. Their right arm had a small scab, no bigger than a pin prick, in the crease of their elbow, that nobody would have noticed if they hadn't pointed it out. They wore white heart-shaped sunglasses with very dark lenses and had chipped dark purple acrylic paint on their fingernails. When Orbot answered the door to them, Waluigi and Tails had been sat on the stairs, waiting for the rant that was bound to happen.

'Ok, so, my cousins are gone now, I was gonna include them, but then I thought, "if I introduce them, I'm gonna have to get them to read this, and I don't care if they're cousins that wouldn't mind, I don't care that one of them sent me a bowuigi Hamilton animatic, they aren't reading this," and so I decided not to include them. Anyway, we went to Manchester on Sunday to go to Afflecks Palace, and it was well brilliant, Tails! I got these purple fishnet gloves to match my purple fishnet tights, I got some brilliant makeup, I got pins, it was awesome! Also, you may have noticed, my glasses, I got them too. He loves my heart shaped sunglasses! I've never listened to Lana Del Rey. Anyway, I got these pins at Luna, these glasses from Grin, where I also got my mum this t-shirt that was the Toy Story logo but with "Tory Scum" instead of Toy Story, the gloves were from Punked Image, the makeup was from Gay Pride Shop, which I had already got stuff from online, and my god, did I overspend! 60-odd quid! To be fair, some of it was on art supplies, which was not at Afflecks Palace. Also, it turns out I do like bubble tea, it's just the first time I tried it, it was a combination I didn't like. Also, my brother had his friends round, and they wouldn't shut up about "huggy-wuggy fest" and it was 10 o'clock at night. He's still in primary school, for god's sake!'

Waluigi had been surprisingly good at understanding jupiter. Tails, on the other hand, spent a moment to process what his friend had said. Both of them did have a sort of satellite delay when processing things, but it was especially hard when one of them (usually jupiter) ranted. The important details were:

• Ash had their cousins over
  • Their cousins had similar interests
• Afflecks Palace
  • Ash very much enjoyed it 
    • Pins from Luna
    • Heart-shaped sunglasses and t-shirt from Grin
    • Purple fishnet gloves from Punked Image
    • Makeup from Gay Pride shop
    • Also, some art supplies (not at Afflecks)
  • Ash admitted to overspending (roughly £60)
• Ash also tried bubble tea (probably for the second time) and liked it
• At around 22:00, xyr brother's friends came round and annoyed them

'Right. I see. So, can I see the pins?' asked Tails
'Oh, of course! Here!' Ash showed 3 pins: one saying 'NEURODIVERGENT' in bubbly, rainbow lettering, one saying 'Protect Trans Lives' with gothic lettering and one, a yellow star with 'you tried' written in Comic Sans.
'Unfortunately, the "Protect Trans Lives" badge has a faulty backing, so I'm gonna have to hope I can go back and exchange it. Maybe I'll post it instead. I dunno. Are you ready for me to tell you about the second day yet?'
'There's more?'
'Course there is!' Xe took a second to think of a rhyme. 'There's always something stupider when your best friend is jupiter! No, sorry, that rhyme sucks. And anyway, day 2 was significantly less chaotic. We went to my Granny's house and had lunch outside. Also, I got to present my epic "Why you should try Sonic if you like Splatoon" PowerPoint. Oh yeah, and we had my aunties and cousins round for breakfast. Turns out they were staying at my auntie's house, not ours.'
'Cool. Anything else happen?'
'Today I got a blood test and got to try out those period pills. That was about it, though.'

Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to finally welcome his friend back home.

Notes:

btw i can now truthfully say i have been to a maid cafe. my cousins actually went to japan last month and mentioned how they didn't go to one when they actually could have, but then, the second they're in manchester, they accidentally end up going to one. i was sat on an anime body pillow (not on the nsfw side) 💀💀💀 [3x skull emojis]

for anyone able to go, it was the AniMaid café. it was dead nice! i had a lovely raspberry fruit tea! i don't recommend it if you want a substantial meal, but if you want a light snack, i can recommend! my favourite shops there btw were luna, grin and punked image. if you live in/near manchester, or if you're staying in it, may i recommend afflecks palace and may i recommend those 3 shops and the café! there was also a lovely lolita shop i absolutely would have got something at if i had the money. those mary janes were stunning...

oh and there was a novelty t-shirt shop on the top floor (i think it was the top floor?) with brilliant stuff. the place was full of novelty t-shirts, but that one was brilliant. it had several word art masterpieces, and my personal favourite, a t-shirt that said 'don't bully me, i'll cum :('

Chapter 159: day 159: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

decided to change the jupiter clouds naming system to make it less confusing! basically:

jupitercl0uds/jupiter = ash (they/them/xe/xem)
Jupiter_Clouds/Jupiter_ = avery (she/her) - changed from Jupiter to Jupiter_
jup1t3r cl0ud5!!!/jup1t3r = ari (she/her/they/them) - changed from clouds!!! to cl0ud5!!!
jup!ter!c!ouds!/jup!ter! = aaron/alex (he/him/they/them)

obviously, when 4 different characters have similar appearances, personalities and names, it's always gonna be a bit confusing, but whatever

It was June once more, and the Prower household was looking slightly different. Rainbows! Flags! Even the many Shadow the Hedgehog 'Nice Cock' posters jupiter had made now had various pride flags in the background, most notably the trans flag.

'Alright, listen up everybody!' yelled jupitercl0uds. 'Last year, this household was still mostly queer, and yet, I don't believe there was even a mention of Pride Month! This year will be different! I'm starting off by announcing that Shadow the Hedgehog is now canon for the second or third time, depending on whether or not you count the 2 Months of Waluigi sidefic, though, not as a resident. Also, Shadow is transfemme. She goes by any pronouns, with a preference for they/them and she/her. I still don't really care about Shadow the Hedgehog, it's just I can't help but think of them as anything but trans.'

Shadow the Hedgehog appeared in the room from behind jupitercl0uds, posed as he did in Sonic Boom and then left, muttering something about weed and gay sex. Ah, of course: Snapcube Shadow. As Shadow left, Wario entered, Waluigi not far behind. Wario was carrying several bags, some of which he had given to Waluigi.

'Wario's back, baby!' he yelled. 'Just came back from my holidays again! I think I'm gonna make this an annual thing.'
'As in, coming round our house?' asked Cubot.
'No, I think he means specifically coming round after a holiday.' replied Orbot. Wario winked and pointed finger guns.

The front door was about to close before a red boot stopped it. Her again.

'So should I make my appearance annual?' announced Jupiter_Clouds with a smirk. She walked into the living room as a villain would in a film: dramatic and slow. 'You see, it's been a year since the jubilee battle, and, well, I've been pretty bored.' Everyone but jupitercl0uds stood back, either with a look of fear or a look of anger on their faces. Jupiter_ took out a butterfly knife. jupitercl0uds looked unimpressed. Xe touched her butterfly knife's blade and Jupiter_ watched their blade turn from metal to marshmallow.

'I was gonna make it a boiled sweet but those things are actually dead sharp. I'm too happy for an attack.'
'But- aren't you a bit worried?'
'Nope.'
'What about GCSEs?'
'I'm not in year 11.'
'But-'
'Just give it up, Jupiter_, I'm not depressed at the moment.'
'But the Jubilee battle happened a year ago! Tomorrow'll be the anniversary of the first chapter! And Wario gets to have an anniversary! We aren't even close to his holiday!'

Jupiter_Clouds sat on the floor and sulked.

'Oi, Avery! A lot happened in June last year that we shouldn't be repeating. I'm not putting Tails through another breakdown. I'm not gonna start asking Orbot if we can platonically get married again.'
'Thank heavens for that!' muttered Orbot.
'And we are not having another Jubilee battle. I still have a scar on my left arm and Waluigi still has one on his right leg. Tails is still experiencing the effects of my ham sandwich eating.'
'Ham sandwich eating? What's wrong with that?' asked Apple
'Oh yeah, you came here in November! Basically, Avery shot me in the arm and I was told by the doctor not to use my left arm, right? But then, I got a ham sandwich, and like, who eats a full ham sandwich with one hand? So, I used my left arm, which pushed Tails over the edge and he had a breakdown. He had already been dealing with my antics for like, 2 months, so yeah, I'd say it was reasonable.'

Tails gave a finger gun and lay back in the arm chair he was sat in. 'I'm still recovering, and the process hasn't been linear, but hey, I've been doing pretty well lately.'
'Y'know, Tails, I learned that recovery isn't linear from that one Shadow the Hedgehog TikTok account.'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in realising how much Shadow the Hedgehog had been referenced this chapter

Notes:

do NOT read mort's page on the madagascar fandom.com wiki

why does it go so in depth about his foot fetish????

 

and don't go 'its actually transfem not transfemme☝️🤓 ['erm, actually,' emoji combo]' i dont care.

Chapter 160: day 160: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

bunger 😋👍

The half term was beginning to draw to a close and jupiter was unhappy about it. Of course, they'd enjoyed the half term, but half term always reminded them of how much they hated school. Plus, it was exam season this term. Generally, they preferred tests to learning, but revision was boring. Orbot was somewhat concerned.

'jupitercl0uds, have you revised today?' he asked.
'Ask Ari. She's in control at the moment. Oh, and don't worry about having to go to Manchester, just call her.' jupiter handed Orbot xyr phone. It was opened on Ari's WhatsApp contact. He called her.

'Hey, bitch! What's going on?'
'Hello, jup1t3r! It's actually Orbot!'
'Oh! Hi Orbot! Sorry about that.'
'No, I don't mind. Have you done any revision this week? Are you going to revise?'
'I have done and will do fuck all. Revision is boring.'
'Oh. But, these are your end of year exams! Surely you should be revising for these?'
'They aren't my GCSEs, A-levels or anything else that could matter, so no. Besides, I've got a good long term memory, despite how shit my short term is.'
'Oh! But these could change the sets you're in!'
'I get that you're being responsible, and that's great! People like you are the reason people like me aren't dead. I should revise, but I won't. I don't see any point. I doubt I'll get moved down a set, and even if I am, I'm still set to get the grades I need to get into the sixth form I want to go to. And to be fair, it isn't reliable! Those are based on tests I did when I was 10! But, I generally hit my target grades, surpass them, or get just below them, so I don't really mind. But, I love how you're checking up on me, Orbot, I really do. You're a lovely person - well, if "person" is a good word to describe you. Thank you. Bye!'
'Goodbye!'

'Y'know, Orbot, I'm actually starting to memorise the ID for this fic. Wait hold on, this chapter is gonna be posted to Wattpad on the same day... I specifically mean the AO3 ID? You know how there's a number in the link? Like, it goes archiveofourown.org/works/[number] - that actually gives me a funny idea.'

Tails appeared from behing jupiter, shocking them a little.

'What funny idea?' Tails sounded unimpressed.
'I'm gonna use a random number generator and then read a fic for whatever the number generates. So, for example, if the number were 37716151, I would put /works/37716151 and find myself here!'
'I pray for you not to find smut.'
'Amen. I'll come back when I've done it.'

Some time passed, before jupiter burst in through the front door.

'OK! SO! I did it, mostly got links that didn't work, and then I found an Arcane fic. I've never watched it, nor have I ever played League of Legends, so I didn't really care, but it was still interesting! Work 35836246: all my enemies started out friends by searchforthescars.'

Waluigi gave a massive 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' as he loved Arcane.

Notes:

oh yeah spiderverse 2 is good btw

Chapter 161: day 161: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

omg i just realised we reached 100 kudos! thank you! also im sure theres probably been 100 for a while now but i only just noticed lol.

the user to guest ratio is 47:53 (i promise none of the guests were me).

It was the last day before school. jupitercl0uds could not wait! Of course, it's hard to convey sarcasm as the narrator of third person fiction, so you must understand that last sentence was sarcasm. They were clinging on tightly to their chromebook and this very fanfiction, deleting tabs as quickly as possible.

'Don't tell me you've been watching porn, jupiter,' said Ratchet.
'Nope! I have not been watching porn! I have something much scarier. Ratchet, this is what my chrome tabs currently look like!' cried jupiter. They showed Ratchet their chrome tabs.

'JESUS CHRIST! WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THAT MANY TABS?'
'Ratchet, if you read ao3, maybe you would understand.'
'Come on, it can't be that bad,' said Waluigi, walking up to the computer. His mouth was left wide open. He was speechless, with the only word getting through being the remains of a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???' that had been lost in his throat.

Chapter 162: day 162: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

sorry for not posting for a week, but i dnot think you guys mind lol. i have been posting a lot of chapters lately!!!

jupiter walked - well, strutted into the house, wearing their heart-shaped sunglasses and their school uniform. They had taken off their blazer and tie and undone their top 2 buttons.

'I see you learned how to serve then,' said Tails. He was reading.
'It is bloody boiling. 28 degrees*? For this chapter, the house is not set in the south, cause they've got 30° heat. Do you remember me last summer, Tails? With that amber weather warning? Cause if you don't, I was bloody boiling and hated it so much. The only good part was that teachers weren't really teaching cause they felt bad, but it was July, anyway, so they didn't have much to teach in the first place.'
'I do remember you last July, but to be fair, I don't think you mentioned anything about the heat.'
'Oh yeah! It was so bloody boiling that I couldn't write. I did draw though.'

Tails noticed his friend seemingly had grown 2 giant wolf ears and a large, stripy tail. He sighed.

'Ash, you are not bringing Tangle and Whisper in. They can visit, but they are not living here. Plus, Wario's staying over!'
'But- but Tails! They're lesbians! And it's pride month! Don't you want to provide shelter to two struggling lesbians? During pride month?'
'They aren't struggling. I should know.'
'AHAHA! You shouldn't know! You are from the Sonic film franchise. Tangle and Whisper are from the IDW comics. But you're right, they have a home. Bye, Tangle and Whisper.'
'Bye!' cried Tangle.
'Goodbye!' whispered Whisper.

As the door shut, Wario walked into the hall.
'I honestly forgot I was still staying here. WALUIGI!'

Waluigi dashed towards Wario, a mischevious look on his face. The look faded when Wario summoned a motorbike.
'I'm going now. Toodles!'

Wario had left a large hole in the front door. Tails knew he would be the one to fix it. He joined in with Waluigi's melancholy
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

*i have no clue was 28°C is in farenheit. and before someone goes 'erm, what that scallop, that's actually nothing' i live in england ok. and it is the start of june. it should not be 28 de-bloody-grees.

Chapter 163: day 163: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i am bloody exhausted if they expect me to do loads of work tomorrow in school then they must be having a laugh. im going to kms if i have an exam

It was one of those hot, hot days again. It was a Sunday. The pollen count was through the roof. jupitercl0uds was not having it. Xe lay on the sofa, eyes puffy, skin sweaty, legs itchy, everything feeling awful.

'You alright?' asked Onion.

jupiter groaned and cried and sobbed a little.

'It's bloody boiliiiiing.'
'Oh, ok.'
'Y'know how last chapter I said "temporarily we aren't in the south cause they get 30° weather"? Well, guess what temperature it was yesterday, in the North West of England, near Wales, when I was going to Granny's house?' 30 de-bloody-grees. I would have shouted that, but I really cannot be bothered. Also, I saw Guardians 3 and yeah I liked it. The vocaloid song was only in it for like, 5 seconds though. Major disappointment.'

Waluigi entered the room, holding a little notebook. It was full of poems he had written to his friends, enemies, those he loved and those he despised. He read one he had written about jupiter last summer. This one was more light hearted than a lot of his other work.

'Ash is strange, impulsive too,
They're always finding someone new.
A new addition to our friends?
Seemingly, it never ends.

This summer's eve, they're lying down.
In the heat, they currently drown.
Music loud, body quiet.
When it reaches 20, they start to riot.

Xe's silent, still, almost an object,
But I know there's more than meets the eye.'

'Man, this poetry sucks. "more than meets the eye" my WA-ss! What are they, a transformer? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' cried a not-so-proud Waluigi.

Chapter 164: day 164: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

for anyone who hasn't watched friday night dinner, 1) watch it 2) the dad is called martin and one of his quotes is 'bloody boiling.' then there's also 'shit on it' but i don't really swear so i couldn't really use that one.

jupiter was in a cropped t-shirt and shorts. Their hair was tied in a bun. They were constantly making sure that their skin was touching as little as possible. And yet, after all this, they still were, as they put it, bloody boiling.

'Oh my god- "bloody boiling" this, "bloody boiling" that! What are you, a Martin kinnie?'
'When it cools down, I swear, Tails. You- you are not gonna hear the end of this. 30 de-bloody-grees. Again. And in school, too. Y'know, it rained for 5 minutes, really heavily, but it was so hot, that 5 minutes later, it had all evapourated. Bloody boiling out here.'
'Okay. Martin.'
'Is this what it feels like to have me as a friend?'
'Yep.'
'Thought so. Kinda funny, kinda annoying. But you're dead nice, so I'll let you off. We get to wear PE kit tomorrow. In June. Not even late June. It's climate change gone mad - if it wasn't already mad enough. Every year, they're like, "oh, we get a heatwave for like a week," and every year, said heatwave lasts a month. Can we just skip to the next mini ice age already? At least you can layer up then. Plus, in winter, if it's wet, it's wet. In summer, if it's wet, it's humid, which is so much worse than wet.'

Suddenly, Amy burst through the double doors and squealed.

'Oh my gosh, did you just say wet?
It's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes,
are so much wetter than the space between my thighs.
Oh, well, I can't help if thinking about it only makes me cry,
It keeps me wet,'
jupiter joined in, suddenly bursting back to life. For a song about having immense sexual urges, jupitercl0uds, ie, someone who is sex repulsed, was surprisingly into it.
'You keep me wet, till I run dry-y-y-y!'

Tails sighed. He didn't want this becoming a song fic - they always turned out slightly awkward. He called for Waluigi to end the fic, but he ended up singing along instead.

'It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy,
Where I'm all alone and I feel the cold dark growth caressing me-'
'WALUIGI!'
'Sorry, I just love Dazey and the Scouts. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

if your user is dekucest then hi. i always read your name in the kudos every time i post a chapter. this is kinda awkward but i want you to know that.

for everyone else, dekucest does not actually like selfcest, it says so on their profile. and i stalk most of your profiles btw. after a certain point, i stopped, but im not gonna say when i stopped. plus, maybe one day, i'll do it again. youll never knooowwww!!!

Chapter 165: day 165: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

AAAA I LOVE 165 ITS MY FAVOURITE NUMBER!!! SPECIAL CHAPTER TIME EVEN THO IM EXHAUSTED!!!

When asked why 165 was jupitercl0uds' favourite number, they could never give a solid answer. It was always something along the lines of 'it has a nice ring to it', which, while in fairness, one-hundred-and-sixty-five did have a certain way about it, this wasn't really much of an answer. When friends were asked, such as Tails, they would usually reply with something along the lines of 'since when did Ash have a favourite number?' or simply shrug.

'I kinda blame Go Jetters,' jupiter might say.
'Why- why did Go Jetters- why did Go Jetters make your favourite number 165...?' Tails might reply.
'One of the Grimbots does a little tune in the episode where they go to Dover and it fits to one-hundred-and-sixty-five.'
'I'm not even gonna ask.'

Regardless of how or why jupiter was seemingly into 165, it was important to note that this chapter would be the 165th chapter of this fanfiction, as I would assume you can already tell. And jupiter was absolutely exhausted.

'Dad's moved out. I prefer it like this, but god, I need sleep. And I need to update A Recipe For Lovers. It's been, what, 4 months? Ugh. I hate summer. I hate every season but Autumn, actually. Summer is way too hot, Spring has bug bites and while I love Winter, I also get depressed in Winter. And also euphoric, occasionally, but mostly depressed. I said this chapter would be special, though.'

There was a sigh from jupitercl0uds and a knock from the door. Orbot rushed towards it.

'Ah, Rosalina! What a lovely surprise!' said Orbot. 'I at least think you're Rosalina? Sorry, I was baking earlier and got egg-white on my eyes - it didn't hurt, by the way, they're just cameras! Nevertheless, my eyesight is currently impaired. Come on in! Oh, and jup!ter!c!ouds!, hello! That is you, isn't it?'
'Nope, it's jup1t3r c10ud5!!!.' Ari gave a thumbs up, though, Orbot couldn't really see. 'Good guess though - we are the same person and all. Oh, and sorry for calling you "bitch" on the phone.'
'It's quite alright! I understand you were talking to jupitercl0uds. Now, if you don't mind, I must get Waluigi - that is, if I can find him. Waluigi?'

Waluigi had been sat on the couch, reading, when he noticed Rosalina. It was effectively instinct by now to give a hug and yell her name. The two Jupiter Clouds' did the same. Waluigi looked at his friend's face; streaks of runny mascara were all over her cheeks.

'What's happened?' he asked.
'Do you remember... a few months ago? When I sent you that letter about Alex's mortality? I'm thinking about it again. I'm going to loose my only mortal son one day, aren't I? And- And I don't want to do that. My Lumas have lived as long as I have, so they're fine. Alex can age. Maybe he can... die.'

'I'm assuming you're here cause you're in control now,' said Ash to Ari.
'Yep.'
'You gonna stay here?'
'Can't. I'd love to, but it risks Ave going on a rampage. I can stay here momentarily, though. She knows I'm here and she knows I'd stop her. Just came here to say hi!'
'And because it's picky tea?'
'And because it's picky tea.'

Waluigi comforted Rosalina as she bawled her eyes out. He decided maybe a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' would cheer her up, alas, to no avail.

Notes:

also!!!! i dont think ash massively... fits... as a name. I'M STILL ASH!!! i'm still ash! if i ever get the chance to legally change my name, it will be Ash Brooklyn B-Q, but i want to also have a seperate name my friends can call me and i kinda want it to be a noun name. ive always wanted a noun name tbf i just also wanted to not get bullied in school. but,,, i really want a noun nameeeee

kinda tempted to make it sonic related....
chaos? pretty fitting!
shadow? idk the word sounds cool
silver? i actually really like this one and silver is really coool!!!!
DR. IVO 'EGGMAN' ROBOTNIK 🔥🔥🔥??? this one's pretty good /j

idk what i'll end up choosing, if i do end up choosing anything. btw i actually cant choose DR. IVO 'EGGMAN' ROBOTNIK 🔥🔥🔥 because it is one of my middle names (i have a massive list of middle names, besides brooklyn). its also funny because if someone ever calls me that, i can go 'HOW DID YOU KNOW MY *MIDDLE* NAME???' /q /but the quote is obscure /ish

Chapter 166: day 166: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

gUYS HELP I HAD A BIOLOGY TEST TODAY AND I GOT SIDETRACKED AND STARTED TO DOODLE BUT THEN IT TURNED INTO A FULL ON ILLUSTRATION. THERE IS NOW VITAL CHARACTER CONCEPT ART I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ACCESS UNTIL GOD KNOWS WHEN.

my friend also doodled!!! she drew herself shooting a guy named 'biology'

Sonic, Tails, Ratchet and Clank were all sat outside at the top of the hill. The conversation had taken twists and turns, drifting from one topic to the next like lightning - in fairness, a completely on-topic conversation between 4 people with autism, adhd or both is near impossible. It reached a quiet point.

'I miss when it was just a hill,' said Sonic. He was curled up in a ball, picking at the grass.
'What do you mean by that?' asked Tails. He had his tails splayed and was laying back, hands on his chest.
'I miss when there was no house, just a hill. It wasn't as comfortable, but it was better. I don't think you two were there for that.' He looked at Ratchet and Clank.
'Yeah, there's always been a house when we've been here,' replied Ratchet. He was sitting with one leg down, one leg raised.
'I don't think I could live without a house forever,' said Clank. He was perched on Ratchet's knee.
'Sonic's not exactly the "settle down" type, are you.' Tails turned to Sonic, who shook his head.

The 4 looked towards the places below them: 3 small towns, 2 cities and an entire planet. Tails remembered back to when this was it - the hill was everything. He remembered the picnics, the small shade with which to cover his plane, everything. He wasn't sure if he preffered the old way or the new way. Waluigi walked towards them.

'Tea's ready,' he said. 'Amy made fajitas! She also has bland ones for all of you with sensory issues. Both are really nice! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

The 4 went inside to eat dinner as the day drew to a close.

Notes:

it's been 2 and a half months but i finally got murder of sonic the hedgehog and omg i love it so much!!! i just finished interrogating vector and espio :D
i am also really terrible at the little 'think' minigame. when interrogating knuckles, i died like 5 times.

if you're gonna mention a spoiler, please put a massive warning at the start of your comment btw!!!

Chapter 167: day 167: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

writing this chapter on my mum's laptop instead of my chromebook 🤭🤭🤭 [3x 'teehee' emojis]
treating you guys today 😋👍 [emoji combo!!! 'yummerrrsss!!!!' and thumbs up]

btw there are emojis in the actual chapter this time. its the same emoji combo i just used btw

It was a Friday and things had significantly cooled down. It was still 'bloody boiling', but not too bad. jupitercl0uds turned to Tails.

'Hey, Tails?' they started.
'Mhm?' he replied.
'Why do you always act so serious?'
'I dunno, maybe the breakdown I had?'
'Baby boy, you know I'm on my period, yuh.'
'Oh. Is that... Melanie Martinez?'
'Yeah. I get to see her in November! I'm going with my bestie boo, Kerry 😋👍. We've been fans since 2020? I think? And we wouldn't have been if not for Gacha Life.'
'That sounds like you.'
'That sounds like an insult, but I take pride in my predictability.'
'So, is this gonna be a speaking chapter, or a doing chapter?'

jupitercl0uds was silent for a moment. Xe had already made up their mind; this was simply to have an excuse to include a break in the text, in case it was getting hard to read.

'Speaking. Maybe a bit of doing, but mostly speaking. Man, I wish I could do handstands. Anyway, today was pretty awful. I finally confronted half of everyone in my Drama class about how they always leave us (the other half) out. Obviously that's bad, but it's particularly bad when you factor in the part where 2 of us hate each other's guts, most of us have terrible attendance, and one of us can't speak much English. I felt so guilty, man. The only reason I didn't have a proper full on panic attack was because I had the little Tails plushie with me, so thank you for that. I did break down a bit, though.'
'Oh. Sorry. I think? You don't like being comforted, do you? Or was that someone else?'
'Yep, that's me.'

Suddenly, Robotnik burst in, doing the rap from the Sonic Mania version of Metallic Madness Act 2. Waluigi also burst in, gangnam styling and screaming a silly little 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

the year 11s left today. no more nonce in school (context: the bestiepop i mentioned earlier has a y11 brother who we call 'the nonce')

Chapter 168: day 168: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summary:

,me

Notes:

ow ^^

the authour today was feeling sillyyyy!!!!! so silly, in fact, they decided this chapter would hav e silly billy formatting ^^ and you can bet that there will be spekking mistakes :D the main issue is omg why is ao3 html so broken aaaAAAAAAAAAA

'hai!!!! hello!! hiii!!! :3,' said jupiter to orbot.
'Oh my god what the fuck is up with this chapter-' said moody miles (stop reading the fic or ill berak your shins ^^)!!!
waluigi screamed a short little 'WEEEEEEE!!!!' (a slightly more silly version of 'wa') and then a mighty 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

haha evil goblin

nvm evil goblin made me want to learn css again. on ao3. you do not want to learn css. for ao3. dont do it

Chapter 169: day 169: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

2 things to say:
1) haha 69
2) who sent comment bots on my last chapter???

A storm had raged and brewed and burst. It was 2 in the morning and jupiter had left xyr window open. They weren't exactly happy when a particularly large rumble happened. That morning, they had woken up and it was too hot because they had shut their window.

'And people ask me why I prefer winter,' they muttered, trying to get back to sleep.

Suddenly, Waluigi slammed open their door. It seemed they would not be getting sleep.

'Get in the car, Ash, we're going to Manchester, yeah!'
'Oh yeah, Father's day. How many people here actually have canon, living fathers?'
'3, I think. 5 if you count Orbot & Cubot.'
'Weird how my school friends call me fatherless because Dad doesn't live with us, but here, I'm one of the few with a dad.'

They walked downstairs into the kitchen to get breakfast. Sonic had recieved a present from Tails, with a little note attatched, saying,
'You aren't my dad, not even a father-figure, but you've basically raised me, so here's a gift.'
It was a chilli dog. Waluigi was confused as to how and why Tails had wrapped a chilli dog in regular gift wrap, and further confused as to how neither the chilli dog nor the paper had been affected. Potentially an invention of his? Regardless, Waluigi was shocked. He cried a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' and then giggled, realising there were 169 As in his WA.

Notes:

theres been this new chrome update that makes it so much harder to tell what's going on oh my gooodddd!!!
if this weren't a *chrome*book (and if not for the fact their advertising is super cringe) then maybe id switch to opera idk. pretty sure it was like the second ever browser??? probably within the first 5??? definitely first 10

Chapter 170: day 170: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

im going to fail english proabably

Already sick of revision, jupitercl0uds cried, their Eye-Shadow the Hedgehog running down their face.

'Do you [sniff] see what I did there? Did you like that joke?' they sobbed. Tails patted their shoulder and then got back to work on his plane.

'Ah! Fuck revision, man! I hate this!' screamed Apple.
'What are you revising for, Apple? You're not in school,' said Onion.
'I'm gonna fail this ADHD test, man!'
'You don't revise for that, idiot! You're such a fucking dimwit, Apple.'
'Yeah, well at least I'm not... in love with a fucking dimwit!'
'You eat squirty cream straight from the canister!'
'You're scared of stepping on cracks!'
'You forget how to read when you're excited!'
'You have the muscle mass of a cocktail stick!'

The two looked into each others eyes for a moment, faces of pure rage staring at each other, and then aggressively started making out. Everyone in the room was stunned, except for Sonic, who knew the feeling.

'What do you mean, he knows the feeling?' said Tails, tone disapproving.
'It means I know what it's like to be angry-horny, which is where you argue with someone but the two of you are actually just flirting,' explained Sonic, slouching back in his chair.
'What?'
'Look, when you're bisexual, faster than sound and a handsome devil, like me, you end up in a lot of relationships, what can I say? And I have experienced a lot of that.'
'Hey, "handsome devil" is a bit of a stretch. And is that even a real thing? In real life? Outside of fiction?'

Everyone turned to jupitercl0uds.

'Pfft, beats me,' said jupiter. 'I'm the only real one here and I've also never dated. Probably wouldn't be healthy in a real relationship, though.'
Waluigi cried a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of disappointment upon learning that.

Notes:

im sorry.

no actually, im not sorry, that was wonderful.

Chapter 171: day 171: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

wHO IS SENDING ALL THESE BOTS?????

also I don't think I failed English I actually did quite well! RE, on the other hand…

jupiter was sat in school, waiting for the day to begin. They phoned Tails out of boredom.

'Hey Tails,' they whispered. It was important to not make it obvious who they were talking to, lest they got bullied.

'Before you even speak with me, please, what the hell was that last chapter?'

'Um… Hey, Tails, have you heard they're making a new 2D Mario and a new 2D Sonic?'

There was a little 'WEEEHEHEHEEEE!' to be heard in the background from Waluigi. Tails seemed unamused.

'I know. Now, tell me, why did you write that?'

'Look, I dunno what came over me, alright? I'm just as scared as you are. Maybe a little bit proud, actually, I am still me.'

Tails just sighed. In the background, Waluigi stubbed his toe on the DVD rack. He screamed a blood-curdling 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 172: day 172: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summary:

waluigi's funeral

Notes:

cant remember if the notes come before or after the summary so this is either a footnote or a... headnote??? this isnt actually waluigi's funeral i wrote that as a joke (for context check the last chapter's comments)

ALSO! there is an embedded link here!!! please do mention if you just get a line of code or something instead!

jupitercl0uds dashed into the living room. Actually, that last sentence was incorrect - it was more of a blip.

Sonic CD - 20TH Gold CD2 · 2-10 Zone Clear JP

'Woah, teleportation yeah! Za-ba-de-bup-bup!' they sang.
'Y'know, I could never tell what they said there,' said Cubot. 'Hell, I didn't know there were even lyrics!'
'The more you know, I guess. Anyway, I start this chapter off with a high note to soften the very very low one. My tablet broke. My XP-Pen Deco Fun L tablet is broken. I can't use it anymore.' Xe seemed to be holding back tears. 'It was like the death of a child to me. I was gonna write a chapter yesterday because I finally got new headphones, but I just couldn't. Also, sorry Sonic for not celebrating your birthday, I was just really miserable.'
'Eh, I don't mind. I've had an official birthday party, no need for a random fanfic one,' replied Sonic.

Waluigi cried a miserable 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - he knew the pain of breaking your graphics tablet.

Chapter 173: day 173: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summary:

my chromebook is about to blow up oh my god it's literally too hot for me to touch it oh god oh no do not have as many ao3 tabs as i do oh my god

Notes:

genuinely help me i was on tiktok and got a tiktok with the sonic 2 intro screen and lITERALLY SCREAMED im not even slightly exaggerating oh my god.

DO NOT HYPERFIXATE ON SOMETHING THAT WAS ALREADY YOUR SPECIAL INTEREST. IT IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. IM ABOUT TO FORCE MYSELF TO EAT COFFEE BEANS JUST BECAUSE SHADOW DOES. I DONT EVEN LIKE SHADOW THAT MUCH. HELP!!!!!!!!

jupitercl0uds was screaming and shouting and giggling and talking about Sonic.

'Tomorrow, I'm going to Llandudno with school. And I'm going to wear. Subtle Sonic cosplay. HEhe!' they giggled.
'Ash, stop talking like that! We're having a spoken conversation. This is not Tumblr. Nobody fucking says that,' replied Tails.
'Sorry, yeah. Got a bit too silly there. I'm actually sorry to Sonic in advance as well.'

Sonic stared at jupiter with a look of pure fear. And then, it hit him. He was in love. He was in love with a character jupiter didn't even care about that much. Of course - who else would it have been?! He got a call from that exact person he was in love with. He accepted the call.

'SONIC OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH YOU?' screamed Shadow.
'I DUNNO MAN, BUT I AM TOO! BLAME jupitercl0uds I GUESS???' replied Sonic.
'I'M SORRY, OK? I DON'T EVEN SHIP SONADOW, I JUST HAVE NO GOOD SONIC SHIPS THAT AREN'T PLATONIC, AND MY FIRST FANDOM WAS MHA!' yelled
'WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN?' cried Robotnik.

jupitercl0uds took a deep breath and wheeled a flipchart from out behind them.

'OK! SO! I'm sure you all know about shipping, fandom, etc, so I'm only going to give them a very basic rundown, but here we go! Ok, so "I don't even ship Sonadow" means that I don't like to ship Sonic and Shadow. Basically, I'm indifferent about those two having a romantic relationship, right? "Having no good Sonic ships" basically means I don't majorly ship any Sonic characters, right? You're all understanding this so far?'
'As much as I can understand,' replied Robotnik.
'Cool! So, now I'll explain "my first fandom was MHA" because I'm sure even a few readers might not understand that. I'm not even gonna bother explaining what a fandom is, if you're here, then you definitely know by now, right? And the MHA fandom, as in, My Hero Academia, is a fandom notorious for its shipping. There are many myths about the MHA fandom, but yeah that one's right. Any questions?'

There was a pause before Robotnik replied.

'I give up on trying to understand, actually. I don't care if I'm an evil doctor with a rad genius, with bad minions, to help me sink the planet into my dominion. I don't even care if I'm a baddie with an IQ like you've never seen, and the meanest, vilest villain that's ever been on your screen. That being said, I'm still iconic, with my bionic animatronics, and my chronic knack to capture the hedgehog they call "Sonic". My temper's still atomic, my moustache's still on fire.'
'Welcome to the new world?'
'Eggman empire. STILL GOT IT!'
'Well, not really. Eggmanland is kinda a pipe dream by now, let alone the Eggman Empire.'

Waluigi filled his lungs with air, about to release his latest 'WA', before jupiter interrupted him.

'OMG YEAH, LLANDUDNO! I completely forgot!'
'You also seemed to forget the fact that me and Sonic are in love with each other, dicknips,' said Shadow. Sonic had accidentally put her on speakerphone.
'Waaaaa :(' said a disappointed Waluigi. He was so ready for that last 'WA'. Tails patted him on the back.
'Sorry, sorry, to the both of you, well, to the three of you, sorry, I am very sorry. And also sorry to Waluigi. In fact, sorry to everyone. For literally everything. Um, but back to Sonadow. Yeah. Uh, I dunno. You two are just kinda... yeah. I still don't majorly care about Shadow to be fair. OH MY GOD, KNUCKLES WAS RIGHT THERE! Whatever, I'm not going back now. You can be added to the list of people in a long distance relationship!'
'Yay?' replied Sonic
'Yippity-YAY! Yippity-yo! Yippity-yay, yippity-yay, yippity-yo-go!'
'I'm not even going to bother deciphering that.'

Waluigi cried a confused 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' and then frowned - this 'WA' was nowhere as good as that last one was gonna be.

Notes:

'BLAME jupitercl0uds I GUESS' gives the same vibes as 'I KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO MY blenis'. same character, too!

Chapter 174: day 174: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There was 1 more day of pride month and it was sports day. Unfortunately, jupiter's attendance was poor, so they weren't allowed off for it. In addition, their friends weren't going to be in. It wasn't too shocking to hear that they were pissed off. Similarly, Sonic was obsessing over someone he wanted to remain rivals with.

'The soloution to your problem is simple: don't be enemies to lovers, be enemies and lovers!' cried jupiter. 'My problem is something I can't fix!'
'Yeah, but your problem is stupid! Tomorrow's a Friday - provided you have the energy, you still have, what, 9 hours left to celebrate? And what does that even mean, enemies and lovers?'
'True, true. And I suppose I should elaborate: basically, you can love each other and still do things rivals do, y'know? You don't have to stick to 1 thing.'
'That is definitely not a thing in the Real World.'
'Clearly, Sonic, you've never seen homophobic boys in a comprehensive high school, because if that isn't enemies and lovers, I don't know what is.'
'Oh.'

Waluigi walked in, in his Lana Del Rey vintage vinyl coquette petite little dress. He let out a cute totes adorbs little 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to bring attention to his pretty dress. Everyone shut up and gave him a thumbs up and a compliment.

Chapter 175: day 175: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Notes:

gonna get all the best yung buttpiss songs in my spotify wrapped this year. we got 'playing my ocarina poorly while occasionally cussing', 'ocarina of autism' and of course, 'autism speaks should stfu'

That day, as jupitercl0uds came in from school, Tails had been busy. Sonic had given him a B&Q giftcard that day. Needless to say, he was occupied for a few hours. It was about 20:00 when he finally came home. He had finished shopping 2 hours ago, but the bags he carried were immensely heavy (he regretted not using his plane). An hour later, he was in his friend's room to catch up with them.

jupiter was practicing their makeup in the mirror. They would be going out with friends tomorrow. Tails sat on their bad and asked them about their day.

'Hey Ash. How was sports day?' he began.
'Cancelled. What about you? Heard you were at B&Q.'
'Oh, yeah! I loved it! Could I just rant to you about it?'
'Ok, but I don't know anything about engineering, so I'm not gonna be able to write it as it is.'
'That's fine! So long as I can rant!'

Tails ranted to jupiter for about half an hour about how brilliant his day was. He would tell them about his new ideas, tools, resources, everything! In fairness, this was an autistic kid getting the rare opportunity to rant about his special interest, so it wasn't too surprising to hear him go on for so long. As he finally ended, he let out a long, satisfied sigh.

'That's brilliant, Tails! Makes me happy when you're happy. Also, I've thought of my new name!'
'Oh, cool! What is it then?'
'Hellfire. It's like Ashes but extreme. Only certain people are allowed to call me that though. You and Waluigi can call me that, if you like!'
'Hellfire, huh? Hmm... are you ok if I mostly stick to Ash but also call you Hellfire?'
'Course, course! I'll just tell Waluigi. Night, Tails!'
'Night, Hellfire!'

Tails went downstairs to his bedroom when he heard an approving 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' from downstairs. It seemed that Waluigi approved of this name.

Notes:

btw you guys can call me hellfire thats completely fine

Chapter 176: day 176: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summary:

one of those 'ooohhh, look at how artsy i am with my writing ooooh look at this with the tonal shifts and everything oooooh' chapters (even tho this is a fanfic about waluigi reacting to my autism)

Notes:

help ive got that 'oppa homeless style' story stuck in my head

Since Monday, Sonic had been perpetually giggling, Tails had been working on something big and Doris had been thinking about names.

When Wednesday morning came, Sonic lay on the sofa, giggling at his phone, Tails set off to B&Q, at around 8:00, and Doris set off to the park, at around 10:00.

---

Sonic, being Sonic, did not stay in place throughout the day. He went all over the house, from the loft, to the landing, to the toilet, the hall, the gardens, living room, kitchen, dining room, everywhere. He had been texting Shadow.

Kill yourself

not if you kill me first
or kiss
I don't mind

I hope you die alone
But still with me

same
shadow?

Yes, Sonic?

could we meet up soon?

I don't see why not
Where? And whoever shall host?

ill host. we've got a big house, they aren't gonna mind 1 person staying over for a little bit

That doesn't sound appauling
Unlike your voice

It was a continuous cycle of confusion and mixed messages. Sonic didn't care. That was the special way he and his girlfriend flirted. Or possibly argued, who knows?

Then, at about 12:00, Sonic was tapped on the shoulder. It was Ratchet, Clank and Knuckles, all looking rather concerned.

'Listen, I get that you and Shadow are long distance and all, but are you gonna have something to eat? Have you even slept?' began Ratchet.
'We are genuinely concerned for you, Sonic, as your 3 best friends besides Tails,' continued Clank.
'I'm fine, guys, really! I just love Shadow, ok?' said Sonic, giggling a little.
'Well, I really love Angel Island, probably as much as you love Shadow,' said Knuckles, 'But at the same time, Angel Island can't fend for itself. Even so, I'm Boom Knuckles, I don't even protect it.'

Sonic didn't care. He stayed on his phone. He stayed talking until it was dark outside.

---

Tails was about to go bankrupt. He knew his latest scheme was a bit too ambitious, and B&Q, as lovely as it was, did not have what he needed. That was, unless he was willing to deconstruct pre-built items. And of course he was, he was Miles 'Tails' Prower! He would have to spend hours deconstructing and reconstructing everything, making sure it definitely had the right parts, making sure he wasn't caught, making sure it wouldn't be too well fixed to avoid suspicion.

He finally found it. The final thing he needed. The only thing now was... oh. Oh lord. Something he had forgotten, not just in the house, not that, but rather, on Mobius. How long ago had he even been gone from there? Besides, the Mobius he knew was not the one he lived near. That was Canon Mobius. He knew a completely different one. He spoke softly, as to not get any weird looks in the middle of B&Q:

'Please, can you just write it in?' he said. Alas, this was too important. Simply 'giving' him the very thing he needed would ruin the tension.

'But what about in the Brett Hand arc? You were willing to give, to communicate, to bend the rules of characters until they broke! Why can't you do that now?'

Alas, the Brett Hand arc was written when the Real World author was tired. Bored. Sick of writing the same tedium everyday until they knew they wouldn't be able to finish on a satisfying ending. With a potential arc such as this, there was room to learn. To wait. To put it on hold.

If Tails just got what he wanted now, none of that could happen. It was to be left for later.

---

Doris, Harold, Doris, Harold, Doris, Harold...

Whatever to choose?

Ever since jupitercl0uds had thought of that new name, she had been thinking of her own name. Was she really Doris? Was she still Harold? She looked at her hands. The nails were long and feminine, painted a pretty peach. But the knuckles were all wrong. And her fingers were too thick.

She looked about in the park. She could see a few kids and their parents and that was about it. It was about 12:00. Her eyes filled with tears.

She could not remember the rest of that day.

---

When Wednesday evening came, Sonic was thinking about all those hours he had wasted, Doris arrived back at about 14:00 and Tails at 16:00. Each had their own thoughts. Each kept to themselves.

That was, until, at dinner, Amy had to ask:

'So, how was everyone today?'

Sonic looked up from his phone, a ball of dissatifaction, Tails looked up from his plate, a face of misery and She looked down at the floor, a mind of confusion.

Waluigi saw the discomfort on his friends' faces. He cried out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - half to lighten the mood, half to distract Amy from their misery.

Notes:

so on saturday i went to chester!!! bad idea cause the races were on!!! i had to stand squished next to my friend on the train by the door.

all my friends got bodywash and stuff like that (because theyre going to spain tomorrow) but i had decided from the start that my priorities were food. nearly got a mitski, marina or melanie martinez cd but then changed my mind because i could get more food.

also i was tempted by the ratchet and clank: rift apart OST but then had to remind myself 1) i dont have a record player and 2) ive never played rift apart in my life and if i got to R&C sountrack i'd want the first game

Chapter 177: day 177: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

me taking responsibility for my actions (why am i doing this to myself im going to give myself burnout oh god)

Notes:

juno's an idiot why would he shoot at the sun with a gun when time was right there

Tails was stood beside jupitercl0uds as they dramtically complained - a frequent occurence. This time, it was about The Sims 4.

'I finally got that one LGBTQ+ mod, and what happens? Dinner, that's what happens. I only had the time to make characters on 1 save queer in the way I wanted them to. Alas!' moaned jupitercl0uds. 'Still, today was fun. I got the day off from work experience, so Mum took me out. Anyway, how's your day been?'

Tails was blank.

'Tails? Are you ok?'

He looked at jupitercl0uds, dead in the eyes. Eye contact between Tails and jupiter was rare.

'Are we good friends?' Tails finally muttered.
'What? Course we are, Tails!'
'No, really. Are we good friends? In fact, are you good friends with anyone?'

jupiter took a moment to process what their friend had just said.

'I- I don't know. I'm... oh. Hm. Well, I'd say we're good friends, at the very least!'
'I'm not real. I don't exist. Plus, I don't know if we are good friends.'
'Is this because I wouldn't give you that final piece?'
'No. But... why do you do this?'
'Do what?'
'Write a serious chapter, give a character immense angst and then, the next day, you just... quit.'
'What? Tails, you know this fic is just a guilty pleasure.'
'Well good - you should be feeling guilty with how much pain you cause for no reason.'
'Sorry. I really am sorry. I should probably apologise to everyone else too. But-'

Xe stopped mid sentence and noticed something off. Tails seemed a little taller than usual. Of course, growth spurts existed, but he was fictional.

'The tips of your ears usually reach my shoulders. Now, they reach my chin. You aren't Tails, are you.'
'I had a good run!'

Tails flickered and stretched until his height met jupiter's. It was Jupiter_Clouds.

'Since when have you been able to shapeshift?'
'Well, I am a demon. You know, from the Bible?'
'Hehe, Reference.'
'...Yes. Anyway, surely you know the story of Eve, with the forbidden fruit? And who tempts her to eat it? The devil, is who. In the form of a snake. I may have asked for a favour from my old pal, Satan.'

There was a sudden 'WOOMY!' from Ash's phone. It was a text from Ari:
'ASH AHA SHAH ASH!!!!! IF YOU SEE TAILS TODAY DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH HIM BCZ TAILS IS RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME, TIED UP ON A CHAIR. ID BFREEE HIM BUT IM TIED UP TOO. GOD KNOW S HOW IM SENDING THIS MESSAGE.R THAT BITCH IS AVE. SHE'S LOOSE!!!'

Jupiter_Clouds lit up slightly to see Ari. She then composed herself.
'Oh, Ari, fashionably late as always. So, Ash, Hellfire, Brooklyn, jupitercl0uds, whatever you're going by now, what do you have now?'

All that happened next was in darkness.

About an hour later, Waluigi arrived home with the shopping. Orbot was not there to greet him, but he didn't mind. In fact, the house in general was silent - a rarity. He deduced it was probably a load of outings.

Then, he found them. A pool of blood and the limp body of jupitercl0uds. They couldn't possibly be... dead, could they? The author... dead? He screamed a blood curdling 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' before hearing a groan from the body.

'Don't worry, Waluigi, I can't die. Not yet at least. I'm from Wellmar, which is basically this awful purgatory rip-off I made up back in 2021. Awful story, but whatever. I can't die in the fic without regenerating. Well, that may change in the future, and it definitely will when I die in the Real World, but whatever.' They sounded exhausted, rather than having just died.
'Do you know what happened?'
'Avery. She bashed my head in with what I think was a clog or a boot? Hurt. It did smell familiar - and I know that's a weird thing to say, but like, it really did. I recognised the specific shoe odour.'
'WAHAHAHAAA! Sorry.'
'Nah, don't worry, I'd find that hilarious too if I were you. I think it was someone from in the house, but I dunno who. Also, have you seen the others today? I've only seen you and who I thought was Tails but turned out to be Avery.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

im sorry im not a christian so i have no say in this but like. no way eve did that. she would not do that. adam probably ate the apple and blamed it on eve.

Chapter 178: day 178: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

you better hope you rememebered which jupiter is which cause they're all here sorry

Notes:

i keep trying to read sonadow fanfiction but every time i almost find the perfect fic i go 'nope. no. i cant do this. i... i can do better' this is what happens when you give someone who only ships rarepairs an actually popular ship for once. im not settling for rock bottom anymore. i need that godly fanfiction now. the stuff that could get published.

'And she can shapeshift now,' muttered Waluigi. He and jupitercl0uds were on their way to Manchester with Rosalina and jup!ter!c!ouds!, in their blue 2016 Ford Fiesta. They were ready to fight Jupiter_Clouds, no matter how bored they may have felt. They made their way into the block of flats, looking exhausted.

'Ari says the lift is always broken, and when it isn't, it stinks of piss,' said jupitercl0uds. 'She says they're on the 4th floor, so not awful, but not great either. You guys wanna chance the lift or climb the stairs?'
'I'll go by the stairs,' said jup!ter!. 'I can fly if I go in my angel form, and I might be able to carry one of you.'
'I can fly,' said Rosalina.
'Waluigi keeps fit, baby!' said Waluigi.
'Been doin' it fer 20 years, so I know what I'm talking about,' said jupiter, much to the confusion of Waluigi and Rosalina. 'It's a quote from something. Aaron, are you fine to carry me?' jup!ter! nodded in reply.

Waluigi darted up the stairs, Rosalina hovered above them and jup!ter!c!ouds! sprouted angel wings as a halo formed atop his head. He joked about 'going biblically accurate next time' before the 4 stopped and waited outside of their flat. jupitercl0uds took their spare key jup1t3r gave them in case of emergencies and opened the door.

There they were: Doris and Tails and jup1t3r c10ud5!!! and Orbot and Cubot and Sonic and Ratchet... everyone, tied to a chair, staring at the floor. The lovers were all seperated, the friends were all forced apart and even those simply in the same franchise were forced away from each other. Jupiter_Clouds, on the other hand, was completely absent. The 4 untied everyone and asked them about what had happened.

'I don't know...' cried Doris. 'One minute, I was in the park, alone with my own thoughts, the next I'm in this apartment sat next to jup1t3r tied up on a chair. More and more people came until everyone in the house except for jupitercl0uds and Waluigi were crammed into this bedroom, tied to chairs. I haven't eaten in 2 days and I feel even worse than I did before!'
'You guys weren't fed?' asked jup1t3r, who was met with a chorus of 'no's. She wanted to scream. 'I get that I'm Ave's friend and all, but like, I was at least fed. She moved me from the bedroom into the bathroom, where she locked me in - s'pose she felt bad. The actual lock on our toilet is broken, so we can only use the key, you see. We don't really care about seeing each other, being the same person and all, but still. She told me she'd been feeding you all, but I guess not. I should really keep a closer eye on her next time.'
'Hey, you couldn't help it! She's a metaphor for our mental health, you can't really do much about that.'

There was a bang from the front door - her. jup1t3r c10ud5!!! was furious.

'Alright, that is enough!' they screamed. 'You're a fucking wanker, Avery! We were doing just fine, y'know? And you decided to just attack out of nowhere? Ugh! I'm furious with you right now, and I never get mad, even at you! And, I know you've, like, shot people before - Ash still has that scar and Waluigi probably does as well - but it still doesn't feel like you.'
'Sorry,' muttered Jupiter_Clouds, hanging her head. 'Hug?'
'Don't you try that shit with me now, Ave. If not for the fact you'll definitely just get worse if i do, I'd leave you, because you're a fucking asshole!'
jupitercl0uds resisted the urge to say 'You are what you eat, Sonic.'

The Prower household flooded out the door of their flat as Jupiter_ and jup1t3r argued.
'I think it's best to let those two figure it out for themselves,' said Ratchet. 'Man, I remember when me and Clank fell out - you remember that, buddy?'
'That was 21 years ago, Ratchet,' said Clank. 'And yes, I do remember.'
Waluigi cried a gut-wrenching (hehe get it? no, you probably dont, sorry) 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!' upon realising that Ratchet & Clank had been together that long.

Notes:

guys dont watch yo-kai watch until 4 in the morning its not worth it. why would you do that? and only for yo-kai watch too? not even like saiki k or something

Chapter 179: day 179: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

mentally, i wrote this chapter on monday??? sorry. i'll explain the lack of updates in the final note.

Everyone made their way into the house, Doris finding a pool of blood, screaming and then pausing that scream because she found her shoe. Tails went to bed, as did jupitercl0uds and Sonic went back on his phone.

Jupiter_Clouds attacked
like full on kidnapping and everything
she even kidnapped me

Who the fuck is Jupiter_Clouds?
Ohhh wait is she that friend of yours?

nah, thats jupitercl0uds. they don't really do that
Jupiter_Clouds is evil jupitercl0uds
tbf a lot of us just call them 'ash' or 'ari' or whatever
the one i'm friends with is ash, the evil one is avery

How confusing

yeah it's quite weird.

Hold on- *kidnapped?* She kidnapped you????

yeah! she kidnapped almost everyone in the house!

Why?

fuck knows why

Waluigi was upset - a lot of food had gone off in their time. He had to throw out the milk, some of the cheese and half a loaf of bread. He cried a miserable 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - he hated wasting food like that.

Notes:

my word a lot happened this week. monday was my dad's birthday, tuesday was a piano lesson (a weekly thing but still), wednesday was the release of the next mk8 booster pass wave, thursday was one of my friend's birthdays AND the day s2 of sonic prime released (banger of a show), friday was ANOTHER friend's birthday and also my dad came over, yesterday there was a festival on in town and today they had kart racing. bonkers week it was.

Chapter 180: day 180: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds, while physically in school, doing 'work' on a chromebook, mentally, was at home, alone, in their bedroom, screaming.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'

It was unfortunate enough that sports day, a high sensory needs day, an awful period cramps and heavy flow day had all coincided. In addition to this, they had forgotten their headphones and forgotten to take their meds.

They were lucky to have their autism diagnosis, because the mere thought of sitting in a wet field while a thousand other kids screamed was a horrific one, let alone the experience. Physically, they were sat in a chair, typing away on a chromebook, unsure of what work they were meant to be doing. Mentally, they were in that living room, the one for their second home, lying and rolling about on the floor. Their cramps were getting worse and worse.

Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to sympathise.

Notes:

yeah so today was pretty bad

Chapter 181: day 181: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

That day, jupitercl0uds arrived home at 13:00, dressed in PE kit. Xyr final full year of high school, over! Orbot was slightly upset to find he was late.

'Oh, jupitercl0uds! I didn't realise you arrived home early today!' he said. 'My deepest apologies.'
'Nah, don't worry! Mum said to me yesterday that I was in on Friday, even though everyone around me has been constantly going on about today being the last day and I was so miserable that I didn't write a chapter, even though I was absolutely READY to write. I must've forgotten to tell you,' replied jupiter. 'I mean, you answered the door, didn't you?'
'I suppose so.'

Xe slumped on the sofa and talked - well, ranted - to Ratchet for a moment.

'...And they had a bouncy castle and ice cream for a reward? Really weird. And they only gave it to green house, too. I'm in green, so I had ice cream, but I didn't go on the bouncy castle because... I'm 14. Why would I want to go on a bouncy castle with people in my year? I had to miss pirate game for that, too! Eh, whatever. My friend Thomas missed pirate game, and frankly, if Thomas misses pirate game, I don't wanna do it. Anyway, how was your day?'
'Pretty bad, so far. Clank blew a fuse this morning but we couldn't fix it, so we had to wait until Waluigi went out. We're still waiting on Waluigi, though, cause he's doing the full shopping trip.'
'Aw, hope he's ok. Y'know, I died the other week. It's really annoying.'
'Oh.'

Tails poked his head through the sliding doors through to his workshop, a dumfounded look on his face.

'I'm sorry- you died?' he exclaimed.
'Yeah. It was Jupiter_Clouds. She hit me with one of Doris' clogs and then I passed out and then bled out on the floor. Waluigi then screamed upon seeing me dead and I came back. And, and, before you go, "oh my god, she literally killed you, how are you so nonchalant about this?", she does know I come back when I die. Well, I'm gonna die properly one day, but not until I die in the Real World.'
'Oh my god- That's horrible! Is that what that massive stain in the dining room is?'
'Yep. Did I forget to tell you this?'
'Yeah!'
'My bad.'

As this occured, Waluigi found a brilliant deal on a pair of platform heels. Buy one get one free? On shoes? This was a bargain he couldn't miss out on! He then saw the price: £300. Such a beautiful pair of heels - plus, he could buy some for Rosa. Alas, he had no money! That being said, he knew someone with money...

He opened his phone and called someone.
'Wario?'
'You can't have the heels, no.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! How did you even know?'
'You're always buying new heels.'
'[General noise of Waluigi annoyance].'

Notes:

if i dont get into my first choice sixth form, i might be taking driving lessons this time next year!

basically, all of the sixth forms/colleges nearby are NOT nearby actually and theyre all in the next town and stuff, EXCEPT for my first choice. it'd take me half an hour just to walk to the bus if i get my second choice (which is a college, not a sixth form) and i dont need that. so, instead, i'm gonna claim DLA and get a driver's license because i would not last a WEEK before burning out!

btw, if youre autistic and claim DLA, you can learn to drive at 15 and a half instead of 17. generally, you start sixth form/college at 16 in the UK and leave at 18, but for me, that'll be 17 because august birthday.

Chapter 182: day 182: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

do NOT give spoilers for barbie or i will resort to violence (i see it tomorrow).
in preperation, im gonna watch princess and the popstar, cause that was my favourite barbie film growing up.

jupitercl0uds was excitedly ranting to Tails about Hansel by Soddiken. Specifically, the way they pronounce the line 'seems it's all written in Chinese' being 'orgasmically brain itching'. Tails was confused; xe had just been on the brink of sensory overload 5 minutes ago.

'What? Why- why aren't you groaning or something?' he stammered.
'Dr. Pepper is called that for a reason!' replied jupiter.
'What?'
'Y'know, cause, like, Doctor?'
'I'm gonna be honest, I never know what you're going on about. Ever.'
'Teehee!'

Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to celebrate another short chapter - he had grown to love them.

Chapter 183: day 183: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

unrelated but barbie ruined my day in the best way possible. why do i exist. you need to watch barbie.

jupitercl0uds screamed and tried to go to bed.

'WE GET 3 LINES THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE I NEED TO ANNOUNCE THIS HERE BUT I ALSO WANT IT TO BE TOMORROW ALREADY: I'M GETTING MY HAIR DIED PURPLE TOMORROW LETS ABSOLUTELY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' xe yelled.

Waluigi gave a giddy little 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to show his second hand excitement.

Notes:

i am trying to pass out as soon as possible i am so EXCITED OMG AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chapter 184: day 184: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

this is based on a little thought i had, half because i was rewatching inside job (yet again) earlier and half because im making this fic in the sims. btw, im not making everyone in the same house, id rather kms than have a 30 sim household. this could be a sidefic thing but iirc i havent updated in aaaages

Reagan and Brett had been searching for a new place for the past few months and finally found a place. It was a flat in a fairly big city - not ideal, but do-able. Naturally, Reagan was a little miserable as to how miserable it was. Naturally, Brett looked on the bright side.

'Hey, Ray-ray, at least we've got the option to decorate! A lot of places don't have that option!' he said, carrying her up the stairs. She was exhausted and the lift reeked of piss.
'But the moving van doesn't come for another week!' she said, eye bags worse than usual.
'Aw, Reagan, it's not gonna be too bad!'

There was the sound of someone else walking down the stairs as they carried on up. Despite being stood on a staircase with a grown woman on his back, Brett decided this would be the perfect opportunity to greet the new neighbours.

'Hey! I'm Brett Hand and this is my roommate/best friend, Reagan! We've just moved here! Also, do I know you? You seem vaguely familiar.'
'Oh my god, hi! I'm jup1t3r c10ud5!!!, but I'm fine with being called Ari, too. We met for like, 5 minutes a few months ago. You were the guy who ripped a hole in reality with your hypnotising-'
'Yep. I- I know you. Well, I sort of got to know someone who was like you. His name was Alex, or Aaron, I think?'
'Oh, yeah, Alex! He goes by both names. Yeah, he's an alternate version of me. I actually live with one of those alternate versions of myself, hehe! Jupiter_Clouds, or Ave. She hates everyone and wants a lot of people dead, but don't worry, I don't let her! You should come round later! Where do you live? We're on the 4th floor, flat 407!'
'Oh, neat, we're 408!'
'Aw, cool! By the way, I'm going out to fetch some bread right now, so it'll have to be later on. Bye!'
'Bye!'

As the two entered their new home, Reagan closed the door.

'BRETT! COME ON! She said she lives with somone who wants people dead! Why would you say yes?' she aggressively whispered.
'We know people who want people dead. I mean, JR, your dad, most people we know probably have blood on their hands.'
'I suppose so,' sighed Reagan.

---

Back in the Prower household, jupitercl0uds checked their phone and began squealing.

'GUYS GUYS GUYS! REAGAN AND BRETT ARE NOW NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOURS WITH ARI AND AVERY!' xe screamed.
'Oh, neat,' said Tails.
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and a thumbs up.

Notes:

ok so i checked and um. i last updated like 4 days ago. whatever, at least you get a new chapter.

ALSO! v disappointed in the hair dye, it advertised itself as 'you go girl! no bleach!' but DIDN'T advertise that that's if you have light brown - blonde hair . my hair is just slightly more mauve than usual, rather than metallic amythest as it was advertised to be, which i mean, my hair is almost black, so i wasn't expecting it to be that bright, but still. i mean, at least i get to have the joy of getting it bright purple the second i leave y11.

Chapter 185: day 185: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

edit: added a link to the cc in case anyone needs it (for totally wholesome, maid related activities)

Notes:

just remembered that the fact that scarecrow dated me at one point in this technically makes him a pedophile so, um. shhhhh! nooo it doesnnnn't!

jupitercl0uds was giggling a giggle, that then turned into a villainous chuckle, that slowly but surely became an almighty evil laugh. Xe had created Brett Hand in The Sims 4, as xe had with most people in this godforsaken fanfic, and had succeeded in their ridiculous goals.

'MUAHAHAHAHA! This maid dress mod I downloaded - a very skimpy maid dress, mind you - is NOT GENDER LOCKED! MUAHAHAHAHAAA! I know what I must do now!' cackled jupiter. They did exactly as they had planned to do since they had downloaded the maid dress: put it on Brett for his party outfit.
'Isn't that a bit weird?' said Sonic. 'Cause, I mean, he can literally just find out. You have canonically met him in this.'
'Shhhhh! Go text Shadow or something!'
'Can't. She's in a caravan park in Scotland right now with no wifi.'
'Oh, neat! I'm gonna be in a caravan park in Scotland with no wifi at the end of the holidays! Oh, wait that's during my birthday too! I'm not gonna be able to update on my birthday this year! Crap! I liked updating on my birthday last year, even if it was just a sentence. Wish you could schedule posts on ao3.'
'Shame you can't then.'
'Unless...'
'What? What- what are you doing? What's wrong with your face? Is this what Tails means when he says you're a bit weird?'
'I may ask a friend if they can post that chapter for me... it'd have to be someone I know in person who I could trust not to judge me... hmmm... oh wait, I know.'

jupitercl0uds opened their phone on Whatsapp and asked their friend, Renn, if they'd be able to. Xe used the word 'babygirl' a lot. It was unclear whether it was the frequent use of 'babygirl' or the fact that the two were just friends, but Renn agreed to it.

'So, we will get a chapter on my birthday - just, not published by me!' they screamed.
Waluigi gave a celebratory 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - he actually could get them a present this year.

Notes:

im making my little brother watch the snapcube sonic dubs. so far, hes watched both sa2 dubs. we're mostly going in order, but shadow is going next because its basically sa2 dark story pt 2. slightly upset tho because my favourite dub is riders and we're gonna have to watch that last :(

he got a bit pissed off when i started lipsyncing to eggman's announcement (fair)

Chapter 186: day 186: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

sorry for not posting for almost two weeks lmao i forgor 💀💀💀

also i cant remember if i mentioned this before but i wont be on ao3 for my birthday. i'm in a wifi-less caravan! there is an epic soloution involving my bestie renn tho so apologies if on my birthday chapter you get a personal touch from them

jupitercl0uds didn't really do much over the holidays other than lay around and think about people kissing. This was a habit Tails decided to break for them. He lured them out of bed with tiktok slideshow music at 9 in the morning. No more going to bed at 4 because you spent all night imagining people kissing. He lured them to a plate of buttered toast. No more forgetting to eat breakfast and lunch because you spent all morning imagining people kissing. As xe ate, he spoke with xem.

'So, where've you been?' he asked, eating his toast - his was not covered in butter, but rather whipped cream and sprinkles. It was a miracle he didn't have cavities.
'Thinkin' about people kissing. Pictures of Mario. Pictures of Luigi. Pictures of Princess Peach. Did you know that The FitnessGram Pacer Test is only for people who game in Minecraft?' xe replied, frowning. Watching Tails eat his toast was painful, but they said nothing.
'Care to elaborate?'
'Thinkin' about my OCs kissing, thinkin' about Sonic and Shadow kissing, thinkin' about Pearl and Marina kissing.' Xe began singing Colour Pulse by Off The Hook.
'It's been a while, y'know. Have you been drawing me, at least?'
'Yeah, don't worry about that. There are tons of things I just draw from muscle memory and your head is one of them.'
'Oh! Cool!'
'Did you know that I've begun to hear the flibberty jibberty jibber jabber with an "Oh my god, I've gotta get out of here, or I'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringing the bell." But I don't hear the clocks stop when I reach the end, cause I know it must be neverending-'
'Please stop now.'
'Alright. There's a wasp nest in the house nextdoor's gutter and it's right near my window in the Real World.'
'...Sorry?'
'It's alright, it's all good, you do what you do!'
'Please stop singing.'

The two carried on for a while longer before Waluigi interrupted.

'I thought you said you'd do loads of homework and play the Sims?'
'I forgot how fun it was to think of people kissing.'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

can you tell i like it when people kiss

Chapter 187: day 187: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupiter slumped on the couch.

'UGH! I love Chester Zoo, but it's exhausting in so many different ways! I'm exhausted! We went to Costco on the way back, though, and got a 25 pack of Pepsi max, so that was pretty good. Also, did you know I still get cat allergies for tigers and lions?'
'How do you live in the same house as Koneko-Chan then?' replied Tails.
'Fanfic logic, I guess. Oh my god I just got the most intense flashbacks to being a gacha kid just then. Hashtag gacha logic, ecks dee!!!!'
Waluigi gave an applauding 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - that was such a hastag relatable hastag epic hashtag gacha logic moment. Hashtag actually autistic.

Chapter 188: day 188: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupiter sank on the couch again, singing the Captain Underpants theme song.

'God bless you, Sonic team. Tails, they smooshed you,' said jupitercl0uds.
'They what?' he cried.
'They smooshed you! For Sonic Superstars! Look!'

'So they did, huh.'
'We're getting so much good news lately! God bless you, Sonic Team. But don't god bless you Sega - I see you, trying to union bust and covering it up with actually good stuff for once.'
'Union busting? Not cool, Sega,' said Knuckles.
Waluigi gave an angry 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,' in agreement

Chapter 189: day 189 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - the second single spectacular summer school special

Notes:

that chapter title is 1 off the ao3 character limit lmao

also if you're reading this hi renn 😘😘😘

Once again, it was summer school: a time for jupitercl0uds to be that silly little guy openly! A place where Jupiter_ attacks were guaranteed not to happen! A place where video calls were in action!

'Hey Ash,' said Tails. It was half 6 in the morning - jupitercl0uds did not want to be woken up by the Young People Team.

'T-T-T-T-TAILS! THE W-W-W-WIFI DOESN'T- WIFI DOESN'T WORK AND THE M-M-M-M-MOBILE DATA SIGNAL IS SH-OCKING!' xe buffered. All of a sudden, the call ended. They came back on, picture a little clearer, connection a little stronger.

'Disconnected, s-s-s-sorry. Forget what I j-j-just said, the WiFi works in my room. So! How you- how you been?'

'Pretty good. I got 7 Victory Royales in a row yesterday in Fortnite. Also, I'm beginning to accept you as the author putting my plans on hold.'

'Neat! Wai-wai-wai-wait, help, I keep accidentally- accidentally saying "neat" instead of something like "cool" s-s-s-sorry. Anyway, I have the sudden urge to trans your gender and also add in one of my OCs. I w-w-w-won't, but I'd be coo- I'd be cool to call you Miley or Mary or something. Well, I'd call you Tails, anyway.'

'I'll stay cis for now. Anyway, what's happening today? You said it was YPT day, right?'

'AW YEAH! YPT- YPT day is a day where the Young People Team (the older kids at summer school) run the day. It has a theme, like, in my first year it was oragami crane overlords, last year it was Dr. Who and I don't know- So-So-Sonic what are you doing here?'

Sonic had indeed arrived in Tails' workshop, excitedly looking at the screen and tapping his foot. Tails took off his headphones and turned to face him.

'Sonic?'

'Sorry, thought I heard Dr Who. I loved that show when I was younger.'

'…Sonic, I'm wearing noise cancelling headphones. How the heck did you hear that?'

'Maybe my ears are fine tuned for Dr Who. Did I ever tell you my secret middle name? Chose it myself, by the way, and it's awesome.'

'What?'

'Screwdriver.'

'So your name is Sonic Screwdriver the he- OHHHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!'

Suddenly, from in his sleep, Waluigi cried a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' so loud, jupitercl0uds could hear it despite Tails' quiet microphone and the fact that it was yelled from a room 1 storey up from them.

 

Chapter 190: day 190: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Rennjamin was inserted into the chapter out of nowhere, then removed without a trace. Was this the beginning of another convoluted, poorly-planned arc? No, this was jupiter's Summer School friend being referenced out of nowhere.

jupitercl0uds was muttering something as they did a little jig.

'sex-up bravo, druck-a dyuk doink dada... Oh hey Tails. Whatcha doin'?' xe turned to face Tails.
'Not anything, really. You?' It was one of the 'do nothing' days of the summer holidays.
'Eh, not much really. Actually, I've been angrily scowling at Dr. Starline a little more than usual, cause I just read Imposter Syndrome. Also, the art in that comic is gorgeous.'
'I refrain from reading Sonic comics. Makes me feel funny, seeing as I'm one of the characters.'

jupitercl0uds checked Tumblr. They then dropped their phone, sinking to the floor.

'CHARLES MARTINET IS NO LONGER VOICING MARIO, LUIGI, WARIO AND WALUIGIIIIIIIII! NOOOOOOO! Well, good luck to him, actually. I suppose it's his choice. Still, this does make me wonder... Waluigi, finish the chapter...'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?'
'Oh nevermind your voice is exactly the same, haha. Forgot you're not official.'
'THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!'

 

---

 

i did write a second chapter during summer school but i write directly into ao3 without saving, so i lost it. i still did an illustration, based on last year's.

Notes:

for anyone wondering what 'sex-up bravo...' is im talking about 6up 5oh cop-out pro/con. you will listen to the wood.

Chapter 191: day 191: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Summary:

happy happy birthday me ^^
also renn youre allowed to write in the chapter notes as a thank you for posting this for me. just remember to do emoji translations for whit (like if you use emojis you have to describe them)
for an example: thanks bbg for helping 😘😘😘 [3x kissing emojis]

It was jupitercl0uds' birthday! While in the Real World they were in a caravan park in Scotland, the Prower Household was always there - sort of. A lack of WiFi signal did complicate things, however, that didn't stop them!

'Yeah, so like, I'm writing this on Saturday, but this thing's being posted on Wednesday, so uh... yeah, Scotland's probably good, wooh. I've been here before, so it's not like I have no idea what to expect. Oh yeah, and WE GET TO GO ON THE M6!!! THE M6 MOTORWAY!!! AAAHHH!!!'

Despite being away, they were not on video call, for once. This was because this chapter had been pre-written. They recieved hugs and made a big apple crumble and a birthday cake, as well as shamefully eating an entire Sainsbury's lemon meringue pie straight out of the box with a spoon. They called it there 'little depression treat'.

'We're on semi-hiatus because of my little depression, but WE STILL BALL 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️💥💥 [3x SPEAKING!!!, 1x !!, 2x BANG BANG bA]' said jupitercl0uds, lemon meringue pie still in their mouth.
'Are we gonna open presents yet?' asked Sonic, who was getting bored.
'Yep. Also, seeing as I'm now 15, I'M JUST LIKE YOU FR!!!'

Xe opened xyr presents, starting with the one that was clearly Waluigi's. It was a free ticket for 'WA'. They sobbed and thanked him pathetically. Next was Tails' present: a framed photo of Tails pointing to a spanner with an exaggerated shocked face. It was captioned with 'omg look it's you!' and came with a little Dr. Pepper. They sobbed and thanked him pathetically. Sonic's present was also a framed photo, of himself holding up a photo of an angry cat scowling at the camera. Tails is pulling the exact same face and Sonic is pulling a devious smirk. They sobbed and thanked him pathetic-

'Ash would you stop that?' said Tails. 'There are other ways to say that, you know.'
'But- but it's funny! Haha, funny.' They began singing the entirety of If The Joker Could Beatbox (Nightcore)

They were getting tired and used their 'WA' ticket. Waluigi filled his lungs and let out an ascending 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

hi pookie its renn *bites lip seckxilly* i hope my pookie rookie boo boo bear over here has a bad (good) birthday hahahah i’m delusional. did you know there’s a lake called lake delusional that’s where i’m from speaking of lakes there was once this girl who drowned in one. OKAY BYE MY LOVELIES 😍 (heart eyes emoji)

Chapter 192: day 192: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

i go to school on tuesday but i get to go in late because im a y11. meanwhile my brother's a y7 so he has to go in early. muahahahaaaaa

jupitercl0uds was running about the house, bringing in present after present.

'I dunno what happened, but I swear to god, I've got so many this year. I got some from my aunties today. Got this nice hoodie, some nice shirts, a bag, washi tape, those posh sweets, a new graphics tablet... oh yeah, and yesterday, I got an entire laptop. Full on. Laptop. Say "WAAA HCK- COUGH COUGH SORRYYYY WAAAA!!!" to my Chromebook, because this chapter is being written on said laptop. I can pirate games now. I can play The Sims until 3 in the morning. Bonkers. Oh yeah, and I found NiGHTS on Steam for like, 6 quid.'
'Are you glad all of your presents from us are just framed photographs and food, then?' asked Tails.
'Absolutely! Also, you wanna watch the Riders dub?'
'Sure!'
'WALUIGI! YOU WANNA WATCH THE RIDERS DUB?'

Waluigi cried out a delighted 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' - of course he wanted to watch the Riders dub.

Notes:

i wanna try embedding an image hold on

 

 

ok sorry that was a broken link and i was meant to retry ages ago but one of my tumblr moots left notes on looooooads of my posts and i was just spending a minute going 'OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!!!!' im hoping this gets rid of my irrational 'dont leave too many notes on 1 blog at a time or they get mad!!!!' mentality because OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPPY AAAA!!!

Chapter 193: day 193: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

if i could give chapters names, this one would be called 'the beginning of the great wswe redesign'

jupitercl0uds was hyperventilating and screaming and going a tiny bit rabid. They were drawing more than they did back in lockdown with their new tablet, and they would draw until they passed out back in lockdown. They turned to face everyone in the living room, which was Waluigi, Sonic and Tails.

'Ok, 2 things: first of all, I go to school tomorrow,' began jupitercl0uds. 'I don't like that fact, but hey, at least I get to write in 2 months of Waluigi again! I guess when I stop going to school, that'll just be from the first of September, haha. Second of all, I'm in the process of redesigning you all! If I can finish this illustration by 22:00, you'll have brand new clothes and everything! I'll design everyone else in waves, though. I can't be bothered with redesigning 30+ characters on a school night. Probably pushing 40, if I redesign everyone.'
'How far are you gonna redesign us, from Paramount movies to Sonic Boom?' asked Sonic.
'That is an odd scale but also I completely get what you mean. Uhh... depends. I have ideas for all of you. Anyway, a couple of us already have mild tweaks. Me and Waluigi have bullet wounds, Tails, you have that dent in your ear, obviously, Scarecrow and Ariel have wedding rings, y'know, stuff like that.'

The clock struck 10. Time for bed. jupitercl0uds had still not finished the designs, due to getting distracted. Suddenly, they thought of a loophole, because of course they did.

'Hold on a minute! I go into school late tomorrow... I might be able to get away with this, actually!'

Xe went back to their laptop and began to draw.

'BACK! How do you like them?'

Suddenly, Waluigi wore a purple Hawaiian shirt with a dark grey skirt, diamond fishnets and orange heels. His nails were painted black. Tails wore a big t-shirt of the sky with red shorts to go with it. He seemed to be significantly fluffier, too. And Sonic... well, Sonic was mostly the same, except the sports tape on his arms had been replaced with 2 sweatbands, he no longer wore gloves and now had red baggy shorts on. His shoes were also slightly more reminiscent of Classic Sonic's, though, without the buckle. He also had freckles.

'You put me in pants?' cried Sonic.
'Nah, I put you in shorts,' said jupitercl0uds. 'It gets weird if everyone wears clothes and then you're straight up naked. Oh yeah, heads up: it won't just be you two. Knuckles, Apple and Onion are gonna wear clothes, too. I'll let all the robots and the Angry Birds slide, though.'
'Ok, then. Why is it that everyone but Tails is wearing black nail varnish, though?'
'Cause everyone can pull off black nail varnish. Maybe if Tails decides he wants black nail varnish, he can get black nail varnish. Tails?'
'The town inside me, and everyone's voi- huh?' said Tails. 'Sorry, I wasn't listening. These are really nice clothes, actually. What did you say?'
'Do you wanna wear black nail varnish?'
'Maybe, but I don't think I care at the minute.'
'Ok! Waluigi, opinions?'

Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of joy.

Chapter 194: day 194: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

I GET TO UPDATE 2 MONTHS OF WALUIGI LETS GOOOOOOOO!

also happy 16th birthday OTW ^^

It was a boiling hot September's day and jupitercl0uds was running on caffeine and no sleep.

'I'm ever so slightly wondering if I've hallucinated the entirety of today due to my lack of sleep. There's been so much going on. Ok, so, first of all, first day of year 11. The beginning of the end. That's pretty big. Second of all, I can't find my school shoes so we had to get some for £16 at George Asda, complete bargain. Then, my school went reaaally strict on uniform - so strict, that they're in the goddamn news. My headteacher, who I cannot stand and was wearing absolutely atrocious heels this morning - leopard print with rhinestones - made a statement to the goddamn BBC. I feel like somebody's gonna sue at one point. And also, my friend Thomas was back in, they made loads of unnecessary changes to the school day, to break and lunch, one of my friends asked me to teach him how to crochet, I got a t-shirt that says "Don't bully me, I'll cum" from my friend Isabelle, I am now a proud owner of NiGHTS into dreams... and shall now become almighty and powerful, yada yada...'

They started to ascend, dressed as NiGHTS themself, before Tails tugged on their foot and brought them back down to MobiEarth.

'Please don't do that, not right now,' he groaned.
'Oh, ok, I won't. My trains...'

They began to sing My Trains by Lemon Demon. Then, all of a sudden, xe squealed with delight.

'I HAVE A COLLABORATIVE PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY WITH SOMEONE I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYDAY IN REAL LIFE! THIS PERSON GOES TO MY SCHOOL! I KNOW HIM! AHHHHH! Oh yeah, he's the one who wanted me to teach him how to crochet.'

Waluigi let out a confused 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' about literally everything in the fic.

Chapter 195: day 195: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

N iGHtS into dre ams . good gam e 👍

Behold! An unbeknownst sight! Of course, this appears to be the second time sarcasm is proven to have been hard to convey through the narrator of a third-person setting, so it is vital to understand, dear reader, that such a sentence was an example of said sarcasm. jupitercl0uds was thinking of adding a new character and Tails was not having it.

'It's NiGHTS, isn't it,' said Tails, unamused and scowling.
'Course it's NiGHTS! Why wouldn't it be NiGHTS?' replied jupiter. They were wearing Shadow the Hedgehog makeup again.
'You don't even know how to write NiGHTS!'
'Come on, it can't be that hard. Graceful but mischievous twink. There. I already write that with my OCs, anyway.'

Tails stood stunned, blinking at jupiter.

'Ash... There is so much more to NiGHTS than a "Graceful but mischievous twink." So, so, so much more.'
'I know that, it was an oversimplified version of their personality. It's good to have an oversimplified character in the back of your mind when you're writing someone. Like, for you, it's "Friend who tries to keep me from doing stupid stuff".'
'So admit this is a stupid idea?'
'No! Maybe? Whatever. Hey, do you reckon I could-'
'Absolutely not!' yelled Scarecrow from another room.
'But they're so-'
'No!'

Xe pulled a face that, in xyr words, could only be represented accurately as ' :( '. Waluigi screamed a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?' because this technically meant that xe lost xyr nose.

'Wait... no nose? That's like a... a... a... NiGHTS refere-'

Tails put his hand over their mouth before they could finish their sentence.

Chapter 196: day 196: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds re-entered the house holding a little wooden box. They knocked on Tails' door, who let them in. He turned to face jupiter.

'TAILLLS! I got you a present!' they said.
'Oh, cool! What is it?' replied Tails.
'You gotta open it to find oouut!'

Tails opened the box. A cloud of smoke, labelled 'poor motor skills' emerged and absorbed itself into Tails' body. He was upset and confused.

'Why would you gift me that?'
'Because I have poor motor skills at the moment and that makes me sad, so you must experience it!'
'Then how come you're drawing so much?'
'That's the confusing part: I have poor motor skills, yeah, but my fine motor skills are, well, fine. And don't worry, I let you off for your tails, seeing as I only have 1, barely visible tail.'
'YOU HAVE A TAIL?'
'All humans do! We have a tail bone, but the thing is, it's so small it doesn't even stick out.'
'Oh my god, that's awesome!'
'I know, right?'

Upon learning that he too had a tail, Waluigi let out a silly, carefree 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

ive never seen the appeal in traumatising characters/ocs, but now i think im starting to get it. i bully dr starline* because i hate him. i traumatise tails because i love him.

*i no longer do this via character.ai, cause i found out that scrapes fanfics. instead i draw/use my imagination/write

Chapter 197: day 197: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

There was a knock on the door from everyone's favourite personification of poor mental health. She left not long after, leaving a letter in the letterbox.

'You know, I understand Ash is dead now, but I feel obliged to attack regardless. This isn't a threat, just a statement. And I'm sure you're aware of who this is from, so why bother signing this?'

'Huh. Hear that, Ash? She thinks you're dead,' said Tails.
'What?' replied jupitercl0uds. 'Oh, that must've been the time I died, ha. Anyway, I'd actually like to just say, I'm trying out Milo now. I think it's a sweeter name than Ash... but I also know several Milos, and don't want to cause confusion.'

Tails took a second and then realised something.

'Hold on... Milo... Are you calling yourself that as a reference to... Miles?'
'Yep.'
'As in... me?'
'Uh-huh.'
'Oh! That's... actually kinda sweet of you! Thanks!'
'Hehehe! Can I give you a hug?

Tails nodded, and jupitercl0uds gave him a big hug.

'I've had a terrible day today,' xe said.
'Same here.'

Waluigi patted Tails on the head. 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

In fairness, he had no real reason to do so, but Tails didn't mind.

Notes:

everyone should do this everyone should make a fic with a self insert and give your blorbo a hug/show affection it made me cheer up so much

Chapter 198: day 198: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

steadily approaching the 200th chapter and i still havent made the wattpad volume for chapters 170-180

jupitercl0uds was off school for period cramps. As their school friends aggressively called them delightful nicknames, such as 'fat cunt', 'lazy bastard' and more, they realised they hadn't updated WSWE in a week and began to type into AO3.

'Tails, are you on Sonic Tumblr?' xe asked. 'I mean, you did say you have an account, right?'
'There's Sonic Tumblr? Well... I should've guessed, but-'
'Don't go on there, Tails. I don't need you seeing my headcanons, my theories, my general Sonic posts. I don't need you finding the specific corner of Sonic Tumblr I'm on. Stick to Mario Tumblr. And don't tell Waluigi when I post embarrassing stuff.'
'What embarrassing stuff?' said Sonic.
'Not like that. Just... I don't like it when you guys know my headcanons for you, even the harmless ones. Do you have any idea how awkward that is? Anyway, I'm going to bed.'
'I swear, if this is an excuse to include NiGHTS in this fic,' muttered Tails
'Pfft, noooooooo! Why would I do that?' said jupiter, getting into bed.

As they slept, they dreamt. And, in their dream, they met a purple Nightmaren. Of course they did. But, upon closer inspection, this was not NiGHTS. This was Waluigi's NiGHTSona, whom he had named 'WAREALA NUMBER OOOONE!!!'. Waluigi was a tiny bit embarrassed about WAREALA NUMBER OOOONE!!!, and so woke up jupitercl0uds with a scared 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 199: day 199: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds ran about in a circle, screaming, 'IT'S OCTOBERRRRRRRRRRRR!'. Waluigi joined in, adding in a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

sometimes less is more ok

Chapter 200: day 200: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

200TH CHAPTER WRITTEN ON A GOOD DAY!!!! YAY!!!! YIPPEE!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!!!
an EXHAUSTING day nonetheless. nothing majorly special other than me remembering to actually include characters besides the main 4 (waluigi, me, tails and sonic)

Ariel and Scarecrow finished pegging out the washing early that day. They had nothing to do so were free to do what they had been doing anyway: being together. Knuckles was also there, as he waited for the clothes to dry.

'Knuckles, I don't think the clothes are gonna dry that fast,' said Scarecrow. 'Actually, it looks like it's about to rain. Shame we don't have a tumble drier.'
'Then I'll dry them with my ice breath!' replied Knuckles, proudly.
'You have ice breath?' said Scarecrow. 'That's gonna make them wetter, anyway.'

Sonic walked in, drinking a box apple juice.

'He doesn't have ice breath, he just thinks highly of himself sometimes,' he butted in. 'Ain't that right, Knux?'

Knuckles stormed off, pouting. Sonic followed after him, not particularly bothered.

'Oh, hold on, haha, I can actually dry our clothes quickly!' said Ariel. 'I am a nature spirit, after all. I think. I'm not sure, it's been over a year since my source material was read.'
'Well, I suppose we should wait for Knuckles to calm down. In the meantime, however...'

Scarecrow slotted his fingers between Ariel's and let him lean on his own shoulder.

Later that day, Waluigi arrived home with both the weekly shopping and jupitercl0uds. Waluigi held a bag of numerous goods, while jupiter proudly held an 18 pack of Dr Pepper. Tails couldn't help but stare at his friend, stunned.

'Ok, I know what you're thinking, "Oh my god, Milo, what the hell, why do you have an 18 pack of Dr Pepper?" If you found an 18 pack of Dr Pepper for £6, I think you'd agree that that is a BARGAIN AND A HALF,' yelled jupiter. 'Plus, may as well get an 18 pack of my lifeforce.'
'Ok... What else do we have?' asked Tails
'LEMON MERINGUE PIE, WOOHOO!'
'Cool!'

Waluigi set down his bag of shopping on the counter and cried out a glorious 200th 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Chapter 201: day 201: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

sorry for not announcing a formal hiatus but i have been hit with the worst depression ive ever had. ill try to post on halloween at least and i may post more frequently if and when i get better. god knows when that'll be, and, in the words of that one shadow the hedgehog rp account on tiktok, recovery is not a linear process.

Ari walked into the apartment with a bag from Hobby Craft and the weekly shopping. They were surprised when they saw Avery, who had straightened her hair and took off her glasses. She looked like a different person.

'Oh... uh... you look different,' she said. 'I didn't know we had hair straighteners.'
'I bought some,' replied Jupiter_Clouds.
'And you got rid of your glasses, too.'
'None of us actually need glasses, Ari. There was no real point in them, at the end of the day.'

In fairness, Jupiter_ was correct. None of the jupiters needed glasses. But something felt wrong about it.

'Y'know, we all wear glasses. It's kinda one of the important design things.' jup1t3r hid behind a nervous laugh.
'What about Alex?'
'Alex? Well... he hasn't got them, true, but he's got his hair, yknow?'
'Hm.'
'Well, back to the hair thing: is that why you were growing out your hair?'
'Yes.'
'I see.'

Ari looked disconcerted, which upset Avery.

'You know, for someone who claims to be so "accepting" of people having bodily autonomy, you are very upset about me making slight changes. This won't even last.'
'I know.'
'And I'm not even really a Jupiter Clouds. All three of you exist and are real, at least in the main one's head. I'm not. I'm exclusive to this damn fanfiction, and I hate it.'
'I'm sorry.'
'You aren't the person writing though, are you. I don't accept an apology on behalf of someone else. Oh, and the worst part? I can't even express this serious moment without having to have a damn "WAAA!" at the end.'
'I'm so so sorry for you.'

She rushed to hug Avery, who slightly hugged back. Meanwhile, Waluigi let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' as a vocal stim.

Notes:

NOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE PERSONIFICATION OF YOUR DEPRESSION A COMPLEX CHARACTER!!!!!! THEY LITERALLY WANT TO KILL YOU FOR NO REASON!!!!! MAKE THEM EVIL!!!! MAKE THEM EVIL!!!! STOP!!!!!!

Chapter 202: day 202: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

There was a knocking on Amy's bedroom. And another. And another.

'Come on, Amy, you're the third half of our group costume!' said Sonic. 'Wait- sorry, third third. No, but that just sounds weird.'
'I'm almost done!' said Amy. 'This wig was made for humans, I have to cut out ear holes. But I have to do it without damaging the wefts. Do you have any idea how hard that is?'

She eventually left her room, dressed as Hatsune Miku. Sonic and Tails were the Kagamine twins, Sonic as Len, Tails as Rin. They walked downstairs and found jupitercl0uds, dressed in beach clothes and fishnets, an uncomfortable side parting in their hair, staring out in the dark.

'Alan,' xe said. They didn't utter another word. Waluigi did, and that word was 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' He was dressed as Spamton.

Notes:

heres a vague idea of how all of the costumes mentioned should look:

the silly vocaloid idiots:

[Waluigi P. Waluigi]:

ALAN.

Chapter 203: day 203: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was thinking about mortality again.

'Hey, Tails, do you wanna age?' Tails was a little taken aback from the sudden question.
'What?' he replied.
'Do you wanna experience aging? Like, you won't be 8 forever.'
'Why do you ask?'
'I dunno... it's just been on my mind lately. I mean, it'll be kinda messed up if literally everyone in this fic stays the same age for the whole thing and then 4 characters just... age. Fully. Cause I mean, even if this fic only runs for, say, 3 more years, I'm still going to have aged and changed as a person drastically from the beginning.'
'Oh. Well, maybe I wanna age, I dunno. Could I age but if I wanna go back I can?'
'Sure! That actually makes things way easier. In fact, yeah! Everyone gets that! Except for Waluigi, you have no choice.'

Waluigi cried a dejected 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' upon realising he would be almost middle aged forever.

Chapter 204: day 204: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Tails was sat on his bed, upset. jupitercl0uds had been absent from the house for 3 weeks now, and worse, it was his birthday. The first birthday he would age, no less. He had thought aging would be a big feeling, but it was no different from how he initially felt. He didn't even feel different.

But then, he realised his feelings were being narrated. He realised there was text being written, that he was being described, talked about. That was definitely a feeling. A feeling he loved oh-so dearly, and wouldn't miss for the world. He rushed out into the living room, where his friend was sat, holding a small box and a half-full bottle of Dr. Pepper. They turned their head and smiled, a rare, large, genuine smile, and picked him up in a hug.

'TAILS!' they cried. He cried too. They set him down, smiling. 'I've got you something special for your first 9th birthday! How is it, by the way? Having 32 8th birthdays and then suddenly a 9th?'
'It's weird seeing 9 instead of 8, but otherwise, it's no different. And I've missed you, Milo. I've missed you a lot.'
'That's good. Oh, and I'm sorry I forgot to tell you, but I'm going back to Ash. I wanna see if it sticks till uni. Plus, by that point, I probably won't know anyone. I'll know people at sixth form.'
'Alright, cool, cool, Ash.'
'Would you like to open your present?'
'Uh, yeah, I will in a bit. But I've got to ask: why haven't you been writing?'
'Mock exams. And I think I'm mentally ill in a different way to how I initially thought.'
'Oh, ok, cool. I'll open your present.'

He opened up the present. It was a big red coat.

'Sorry if it's a bit worn, or if it's girlish, it's one of mine from when I was 11. I've mostly just got drawings for your birthday, so I kinda panicked.'
'Oh, ok! That's... fine, actually!'

Tails put on the coat. The only part of it that fit him was the hood, and only slightly. His legs slightly stuck out from the bottom, the knees covered.

'I like this coat,' he muttered. jupiter replied with a thumbs up and Waluigi with a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

i should have drawn him in his new coat lol!!!

Notes:

writing myself being friends with tails is always a great feeling omg

Chapter 205: day 205: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Notes:

everyday is just another day until sakura's birthday and then the scariel wedding anniversary

jupitercl0uds slumped on the floor, surrounded by freshly-aging friends.

'Hey do you reckon I should add Espilver?' they groaned. 'If Sonadow's my OTP, Espilver can be too.'

'Sonadow's your OTP now?' asked Tails.

'Yeah. And Espilver. Crazy to think that only a few months ago, I was violently against having Sonic ships other than Stobotnik. Oh, and it doesn't end there. I'm also the one and only Sonatchet shipper, but don't tell your brother. Or Ratchet. Sonic and Shadow might divorce at some point, I dunno, but I'm never gonna put Sonic and Ratchet together, cause they'll never divorce.'

'Great.'

Suddenly, jupiterc0uds was panicking over the phone in a Drama Intervention lesson.

'Tails I'm absolutely dying over here I need Sonadow fluff right now but the tag is blocked because there's too many smutfics. I might have to settle for Espilver. Thing is, I need this one specific artist's fanart but it's all on Tumblr and Tumblr's completely blocked and-'

'Calm down, Ash,' said Tails, and his friend calmed down.

'I am so done with everything. Waluigi, just say your line.'

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' said Waluigi

Chapter 206: day 206: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

i forgot to post/finish this so its been in my drafts since 5th december last year. sorry.

jupitercl0uds started sobbing on the phone again.

'Tails I've reached a new low... One I haven't thought of doing since I was 12... I'm in drama, looking through Espilver fanart in Google Images,' they wailed.

'Oh. Ok,' replied Tails. 'Also, this isn't day 206, this is day 205. You've just already posted a chapter.'

'I know, I know, I'm just... I needed to tell you, Tails. And also, tomorrow is Wednesday 6th December 2023, so I can't really post anyway.'

'Fantastic. What's so special?'

'Sonic IDW. Surgamy real. Wednesday 6th December 2023. Book tickets now and pay later, with 0% APR! But hurry! Offer ends soon!'

'What?'

'The booking tickets thing was irrelevant. But you know I'm a fan of being vague and ominous.'

'Cool. Great. Awesome.'

Waluigi gave a great big 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to conclude the chapter.

Chapter 207: day 207: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

eyyy its my day tomorrow (ash wednesday)

jupitercl0uds stroked Tails' brow, a sombre expression on their face.

'It's been a while,' xe muttered.

'I know,' replied Tails.

'I miss you.'

'I know.'

'I just can't bring myself to go on.'

'It's ok.'

jupiter looked to Waluigi, who grinned at them. 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he yelled with pride.

Chapter 208: day 208: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'

Notes:

IM BACK
IDK HOW LONG ILL BE BACK BUT IM BACK
ALSO I HATE GENERATIVE AI SORRY FOR USING CHAT BOTS IN THE PAST I DIDNT KNOW HOW BAD THEY WERE

The door of the Prower household unlocked once again. Tails' ears pricked up - he was the only one awake.

"I'm back!" whispered jupitercl0uds in a sing-songy tone.

"You're back!" he cried, rushing towards them with open arms. He was crying as he held as tight as he possibly could. "I missed you."

"I missed you too." Xe kissed his forehead. "A lot's changed. I've not been miserable since, like, March of last year!"

"Cool!"

"I've discovered I'm actually the real life incarnation of Silver the Hedgehog."

"Right."

"Also I'm freed from the shackles of high school and honestly, I think that's what was making me so miserable. Every year since I started, I've had some kind of major depressive episode starting in autmn or winter but I'm still happy."

"Oh!"

"Anyway, I am aware it's about 3am, so I'll pop off to bed."

Meanwhile, Waluigi was snoozing. In a dream, he could see that Wario was not far away. Any time, any place, he could see his face. He was that special one Waluigi had been waiting for and they hoped Wario was looking for someone like him. He let out an almighty, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' upon realising that was just Dreams Dreams.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular (and any spinoffs)