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    Following Verosika's Hallows Eve party Stolas has to face some uncomfortable truths about his actions.

    But what if he could do things differently? What if he had the chance to learn to be better? That's exactly the question he tries to answer the way he solves all of his problems: with magic.

    Now he has the chance to do it all over again, starting from the morning after Blitzø took his grimoire. Will he make the same mistakes or will he learn from them?

    Or: Stolas uses his second chance to work for I.M.P. rather than making the full moon arrangement and Blitzø catches feelings for his new office manager.

    Note: if you're looking for an anti-Stolas story, this isn't it. This is a tale about taking responsibility and making the most of the chances we are given to do better <3

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    Stolas sees how his and Blitzø's statuses affect their relationship and finds a way to overcome the class system: by disguising himself as an imp. He can only hope he can win Blitzø's affections without the pressure of his Goetia title...

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    Stolas had felt it for so long that saying it out loud wasn’t even that surprising to him. It happened during one of his earlier months working for I.M.P. and it wasn’t the sort of declaration he’d seen on his soap operas. There were no histrionics like Grabriela was prone to, nor were there any near-death proclamations that Alejandro loved to pull on his leading lady. The words had just bubbled out naturally as he bid the team goodbye before a hit. 

     

    “Be careful topside, please,” the owl had called out as the members of I.M.P. walked through a sizzling portal one by one. Blitzø was the last one through, waving at him over his shoulder with a sideways look back. But Stolas only saw him through his peripherals, busy as he was with invoicing. “Take care, darling! Love you!”

     

    He didn't even notice that he'd told Blitzø he loved him for the first time ever; it didn’t even sink in until the portal had snapped out of existence.

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    Anything can happen when you’re at the bottom of society, so Blitzø isn’t too surprised when he ends up being nursed back to health by a demon bird.

    Blitzø must count as one of the worst sinners among humans. That must be why he’s caught the eye of someone so out of his league.

    There must be something that Prince of Hell wants to get out of helping him.

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    Blitzø serving as a human sacrifice in a demon summoning. It goes as well as one would expect.

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    "Get your lazy ass up. We're going on a mission."

    Moxxie stood, sighing at the coffee in his hand. And here he'd thought he'd get a quiet day in the office for once. "Sir? But we don't have any-"

    Blitz waved his hand as the portal shut. "Shut your mouth. This is a favor for a friend." He tugged his gauntlet off. "Think fast, Loonie!"

    Loona caught the gauntlet without looking, then glanced up when she realized what she was holding. Moxxie inhaled sharply. "Blitz. Do not throw that thing around."

    "What are you--" Loona started.

    Blitz grabbed Moxxie by the wrist. "Let's go. We got shit to do."

    Moxxie yelped and dropped his coffee, cringing as it shattered on the ground and sprayed his hooves. "Sir! We don't assassinate hellborn anymore!"

    "Now who the fuck said anything about assassinating anyone, huh?" Blitz towed Moxxie toward the door.

    "We're assassins!"

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    Blitz is dragging Moxxie along to do a favor for a friend. Which is fine. But it would be nice if he would tell Moxxie what the fucking favor was.

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    Stella drops a check on Blitz's desk. "I am prepared to offer you enough money for you to never have to work again, you insolent insect."

    Blitz's eyes widen when he makes out the number of digits written in the amount section of the check. He squints up at Stella. "And what's the catch?" he asks slowly. He draws his hand away from the SOS buttons.

    "Break Stolas's heart."

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    Stella has a business proposal for Blitz. It doesn't go well for her.

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    Blitzø falls asleep on his couch, crying, after the shit that went down at Ozzie's.

    Blitzø wakes up in his bed, on the morning of that same day.

    He's having the worst day of his life...over and over again.

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    A Groundhog Day-esque fix-it for Helluva Boss Episode 7.

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    [Please Heed The Tags]

    Owls were considered wise, all-knowing beings. Especially those of the Ars Goetia.

    Stolas was definitely not of that bracket.

    Not after this, at least.

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    Stolas stood in front of it all, clutching an object to his chest. His eyes roved all over the wall of pictures, a bittersweet smile twisting his beak. He sighed deeply as he felt an impish tail wrap around his midsection, a large clawed hand settling on his hip. The former Prince of the Ars Goetia glanced down to where his friend (yes, they were friends, or roommates if you wanted to be technical) gazed up at him with quizzical golden eyes.

     

    “What’s taking you so long, Stols?” Blitzø asked, gesturing to the object the owl had pressed to his chest. 

     

    “It feels wrong, somehow, to mess up the order,” Stolas explained, biting his fleshy bottom lip.

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    stolas & blitz figure out what it means to be a family.

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    Accidental Bodyguard for Hire and additional one-shots/vignettes of the main series.

     

    A comedy of errors incited by Blitzø’s atrocious cartography skills results in Vox hiring Moxxie as his new bodyguard, IMP’s discovery of Hazbin Hotel, and Blitz wreaking havoc on Pentagram City and the hotel residents alike.

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    Blitz snorted. "Don't get your panties in a twist, Legs, I'm no Holmes type."

    "Hmm." Stolas made a show of examining Blitz's sprawled-out form over the bench: the scuffed combat boots, the torn jeans, the spiked leather jacket. "Perhaps if Sherlock were more predisposed to leather?" Stolas's lips twitched. "That would have been quite the statement in the nineteenth century."

    Blitz grinned. "Yeah? You got jokes now, funny guy?"

    "Are you morally opposed to calling me by name, or have you just forgotten it already?"

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    Stolas just wanted to pick up Via, drop her off with her mother, go home, and watch telenovelas until he passed out. He should have known better.

    Octavia is aged down to 15 and Loona to 17.

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    Short Stories from the RadioApple Family Universe!

    Disclaimer: This is an inspired work using the characters created for Hazbin Hotel with SEVERE LIBERTIES TAKEN and NON-CANON CHARACTER DEVICES. I do not own these characters and I do not write according to what happens in the show. This work is meant to be written and read for fun. xxx

    IN THIS UNIVERSE:
    Set after the events of Season 1 - the difference is that the Extermination was sped up because Charlie was advocating to end it entirely, and had pissed off Adam in the process, rather than because she was attempting to rehabilitate Sinners as angels.

    Charlie runs a more normal hotel that is split between richer guests (elite demons) and special rooms to house Sinners or demons that are endangered / trying to better themselves but can't afford a place to live. She is helped by Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Alastor and Lucifer (part-time).
    The works in this series focus more on their interpersonal relationships and problems they face normally, mainly from either Charlie or Alastor/Lucifer's perspectives.

    Again, I stress: I don't write according to canon.

    (I don't write smut - suggestive make-out scenes are as much as you're getting xx.)

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    Born in the small, rural village of Lunaris, Blitzᴓ grew up thinking life was wonderful. Then, one night, a tragic accident took everything from him, and he was left to roam the streets as the local outcast. He was forced to learn how to survive and stay out of the reach of those who only wished to hurt or use him. Only when a couple, the Knolastnames, offered him a job and a place to stay, did he finally find somewhere to call home again. And yet...

    Nowadays, Blitzᴓ spends his time working in the fields and wondering what he could have done differently so that he would not have ended up like this. Perhaps this Fertalia, the imp mating season, could be different from the ones he's suffered through before, as a new stranger comes into his world from seemingly another realm and threatens to throw everything he knows upside down. Could this be Blitzᴓ's chance to find his mate finally?

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    When an Overlord named Valentino hires I.M.P. to take out one of his stars during a slow month, Blitzo has to overcome his hatred of the Pride Ring to take the job.

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    Loona had an ego, and as of recently a bruised one after being told that she was nothing but a "drunken layabout" by Moxxie. "I'll show that fat fucker", she scowls while she sets off on a job - on her own - to prove once and for all to the marksman of I.M.P that she was, in fact, an asset to Blitz's business and not just some drunken layabout. In her rush of thought, however, she had mistakenly left her only means of returning home back on the other side of the portal, rendering her completely stranded in the living world! With deep anxiety and with no idea where she was, Loona now found herself within the midst of dense woodlands, the morning sun of the living world beating down intensely. In her completely helpless position which she now found herself in, the now human-disguised hellhound decides to pick a random direction and start walking, hoping to continue her mission as normal, and then afterwards would she find a place to seek refuge from the scorching sun above her, which was beginning to cause her to feel incredibly drowsy. Little did the hellhound know at the time that this source of refuge and help would come from a most unexpected source; the form of a local, a human - a rather mild-mannered one at that.

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