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People would probably laugh if they knew that the infamous Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro had one true fear. Not dying, not losing limbs, not excruciating pain. No, it was a simple question: “Can I ask you something?”
Zoro struggles to accept himself, and it only gets worse when he realizes he’s in love with the Strawhat’s aggravatingly straight cook, Sanji. All he needs to do is pretend that he doesn’t want to passionately kiss the cook until they find the One Piece and Luffy becomes the King of Pirates. That can’t take too long, right?
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Dearest Despised by vulcanhighblood
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Aug 2020
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When Deku is accidentally affected by a quirk that makes you love the person you hate, Katsuki is dismayed to find that he has become the object of Deku's quirk-generated affections. The week that follows leads him to question what he thought he knew about Deku's feelings, as well as his own.
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Sanji gets touchy feely when drunk and Zoro gets upset that it’s never with him.
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“First mates… we devote our lives to our captains. Our entire beings. We live for them, breathe for them. And they expect us not to fall in love?” He smiles, small and knowing.
Zoro’s eyes widen and he sputters, trying to muster a response. The man only laughs more.
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Being a good first mate was easy enough for Zoro. That is, until the… feelings.
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no man is an island by CivilBores
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
13 Mar 2026
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When he’s hacked up the last of the water in his lungs, Sanji pushes himself up on his palms. Despite how exhausted he looks, his eyes are still wild when they latch onto Zoro’s face.
Sanji starts out, “The Merry—”
“Not here,” Zoro tells him. “There was a storm. Remember?”
“I was getting Chopper off the deck,” Sanji says slowly, frowning, like the mere act of recollection is giving him a headache. “I went over.” He looks up as he remembers: “You jumped in after me.”
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After a storm washes them overboard, Zoro and Sanji get stranded on a strange island that changes by the day.
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keep me in your orbit (and you know you'll drag me under) by therethatstar
Fandoms: Thai Actor RPF
07 Mar 2026
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phuwin gets under his skin, among many other things, and perhaps, pond might also want phuwin under him. skin to skin. the whole ordeal.
or alternatively, in which pond is a struggling college student going through the motions and a situationship except he may or may not be in love with said situationship. except they're both idiots. and pond's currently in his ‘practicing mental gymnastics’ phase.
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I'm gonna kill myself if this doesn't get an update
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The End of All We Know by TenNochi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2025
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1880s Britain.
Commodore Satoru Gojo has spent the last five years obsessed with a single black flag and its pirate. As his father, the Admiral, was murdered by a pirate crew for an ancient, mystical relic that is needed to unlock the world’s forbidden power: Cursed Energy.
Alas, the race to prevent the resurrection of a power that could shatter the British Empire—and essentially the world—has begun.
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“Damn it, I could’ve made sushi out of that.”
“No, you couldn’t.”
“I take on fish every day.”
“Not ones that size, you don’t.”
“Don’t you worry about me and size.”Season 2 Episode 5 of the Live Action One Piece ended with ZoSan arguing about the giant fish and Sanji saying WHAT? Yeah no uh..................
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Due to the incident on the ice rink, Shane falls into a coma, leaving a devastated Ilya hoping that his beloved will one day return. Shane wakes up and is shocked by disturbing news.
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Being the assistant of some bat-shit crazy scientist was NOT what Stanley thought he'd be doing once tucking himself away in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hell, he didn't think he'd even get within two feet of a nerd unless he was stealing from them. Yet here he is, working for one.
But hey, pay is pay, and his employer doesn't seem to be THAT bad once they're out of the lab.
He might even admit to liking them... but then again, this is Stanley we're talking about. So who are we kidding?
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A deeply unserious Donquixote Fam modern au loosely inspired by @kbondoxxxxav's private catholic school au. There's also Drakelaw if you squint
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ตลกแบบซิทคอม เกี่ยวกับตระกูลดองกิโฮเต้ ที่ดอฟฟี่รับเลี้ยงเด็ก 7 คน (กลาดิอุส โมเน่ต์ บัฟฟาโล ลอว์ เบบี้ ชูการ์ และเดลลิงเจอร์) และมีโรซี่เป็นลุงซุ่มซ่ามที่ดูแลเด็กไม่ค่อยเป็น
1.wigging out
มีคนแกล้งเอากบของลอว์ไปวางบนเตียงโคระ
ลอว์ เพศหญิง อายุ 13 ปี บอกโคระว่าอยากเป็นผู้ชาย และขอให้ตัดผมสั้นตอนตีสาม2.not a mourning person
ป้าทวดตาย ฉากงานศพ
ลอว์ แสดงนิสัยขี้แกล้งพี่น้องกับโคระ และเนิร์ดคุยเรื่องโซระกับเดรก3.woofer? i barely know her
รับเลี้ยงหมา ตลกมาก แบบครอบครัวเห็นลอว์กับเดรกขังตัวเองในห้องน้ำ 2 คน ดอฟฟี่กับโรซี่เลยบุกเข้ามาแล้วเห็นหมาเปียกๆ 55554.meet me in the ball pit
ไปงานอีเว้นโซระกับเดรก เดรกเห็นลอว์คอสเพลย์โซระและกำเดาไหล5.doki doki don-key-hote
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It’s Not Pretend When It’s Real by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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“At least we got this far,” Stiles argued. “Could’ve been worse. For now, they know he’s taken by someone in the pack.”
“Mm hm,” Lydia said, giving him a look. “You realize that you are now going to have to pretend to date Derek, right?”
Stiles rolled his eyes. “Oh no, what a hardship. That sucks, boo hoo.” He motioned Derek emphatically. “He’s like, my best friend.”
“Hey!” Scott insisted.
“He’s like, my second best friend,” Stiles amended. “It’s fine, we’ll figure it out. Right?” He turned to grin at Derek, who was scowling at him.
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Jealous Gods by xiaq
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), Sherlock (TV), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
05 Aug 2016
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Rudo has a particularly messy flare-up. Consciously, this should be kept to himself. His subconscious disagrees.
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what stranger miracles by anderfels
Fandom Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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The Siren Princess by littlestray
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Mar 2026
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A Half-Siren Princess and a Swordsman walk into a bar.
[A/n: Season one chapters (1-28) are complete and edited, season two chapters (29-?) are in the works.]
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Elevator Silence by orphan_account for jiminodasilva
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Mar 2026
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Min Yoongi has mastered the art of being invisible at work: arrive early, do his job well, leave quietly. Having a crush on Park Jimin—the office’s bright center of gravity—was never part of the plan.
Jimin, meanwhile, has noticed Yoongi for a long time. He just knows better than to rush someone so careful with his heart.
Between quiet longing, almost-touching, one drunken confession that changes everything, and a workplace full of unexpectedly gentle support, this is a story about being seen, being chosen, and learning that love doesn’t always have to hurt.
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Zoro had forgotten it was valentines day so he had to make up for it. Wandering through a forest and finding some flowers for his love cook
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Sanji watches as Zoro--competent, dangerous, Haki-wielding Zoro--inexplicably gets struck in the cranium hard enough to scatter any memory of a certain curly-eyebrowed cook from his mind. Unfortunately for Sanji, the idiot swordsman continues to retain his stubborn nature, and refuses to ask Sanji what they were like before he lost all memory of the cook. Sanji, of course, will retaliate with the exact same attitude: pretending that nothing has changed in the way that Zoro suddenly begins to linger around him. And speaks to him. And touches him.
Or; Sanji leaves Zoro to fill in the gaps between them, and Zoro gladly does so.
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