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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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- English
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- 56,735
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 4
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- 6,700
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08 Apr 2025
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The worst six months of Vox’s afterlife begin the morning after the extermination. Alastor, the Radio Demon, has blown back into town after a seven year absence and decides to crash at his place as though they’re still friends. But Vox’s bigger issue follows on Al’s coattails: after Charlie Morningstar visits the Heaven Embassy, his deadline to meet Adam’s extortionate ransom- to save himself and V Tower from extermination- is cut in half. Vox vows that Charlie and her little Happy Hotel will rue the day she crossed the Vees (and their uninvited guest-star).
This is a comedy-driven, parodical retelling of the events of the canon first season with all things the same except if Alastor had joined the Vees instead of the Happy Hotel ^w^ I’m not a lyricist but I did my best to rework the songs! Strong StaticRadio slant! Present tense!
Alt titles to help searches: Three and a Half Vees / Alastor and the Vees / 3 and a Half Vees / 3 and a Half Veez
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16 Jul 2024
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"Unfortunately for me, the day I died, is when my life actually started to sort itself out,"
Lucifer Morningstar is a just a tired thirty eight year old, on the brink of his sixth panic attack this week. Trying to ignore the fact that he's almost forty, still living in a shitty two bedroom apartment with his two friends and the fact that he hasn't had a date in what feels like forever. Lucifer tries to live a somewhat stable life.
Then he gets laid off from work. And just when Lucifer thinks life can't get any worse. He gets hit by a car. But when he wakes up in his bed somehow completely okay. So Lucifer doesn't question it and tries to carry on with life.
He'll just ignore the strange symbol with Deer antlers on his wrist for now.
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- English
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- 75,855
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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13 Jul 2024
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Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold by SpookyColt
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 May 2024
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“Holy shit, we’re so fucking dead. Oh god, oh god, oh go—” Angel’s pacing around them, his hands tugging at his hair, and his high heels kicking at the dirt. The makeup he’d spent hours perfecting was now smeared down his cheeks as tears mixed with sweat.
Charlie’s panting, her usually flushed cheeks now coated with blood, as are her hands and red dress. Vaggie is at her side, their hands tightly grasped together as they stare at the bloody body with wide, panicked eyes.
Alastor feels Niffty clinging to his side, her smaller hands tightly bunching his vest and shirt. His own bloody hands are shaking, and his knuckles are split. He can’t see Husker, but he can hear the older boy’s shallow, panicked breathing from behind.
"Guys, what the hell do we do?”
Or;
Six misfits accidentally kill a douchebag.
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03 Jul 2024
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A collection of my pieces for RadioApple/AppleRadio week 2024. The below image was made by @appleparty_sins, who also organized the entire event!
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07 Jun 2024
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Two worlds.
One where Vox and Alastor love each other, and one where they detest each other.
What happens when those worlds collide?OR Vox finds himself falling into a different universe where his relationship with Alastor is vastly different. Twice.
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02 Jun 2024
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“I know Alastor’s been gone for a long time, but murder, Luci? You love him.” Ozzie’s voice was soft and it made Lucifer clench his teeth, baring his fangs at the room at large.
“That is NOT Alastor.” Lucifer would know his partner anywhere, and that hack sure as shit wasn’t him. But he was pretty flawless if even Ozzie thought he was.
“Luci…baby…” Ozzie’s voice took on the annoying, I’m-worried-about-you tone and Lucifer had to fight to not start breathing fire.
“Alastor is dead."
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Lucifer's partner has been missing (presumed dead) for seven years. He's coming around to accepting that. And then he's visiting Charlie's Hotel and there's a demon pretending to be his Alastor? He thinks the fuck not!- Language:
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- 32,878
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- 7/7
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30 May 2024
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Everyone who knows Alastor knows how much he loves his mother. He drops casual references to her in conversation all the time, shares her cooking through making her recipes for others and dedicates songs to her often. Anyone who talks to him for an extended period of time will be treated to some quaint anecdote about her as he gets a distant, wistful glint in his eye.
Most people are under the impression that Alastor's mother is in Heaven.
He has little desire to clear up that misconception.
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27 May 2024
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“Is that a kid?” Husk asked dumbly. This was the first child he’d seen in—years, easily. Probably at least a decade or more. And, in Alastor’s living room of all places? Listening to his damn nightmare broadcast?
All he could manage to utter was one question: “Why?”
“That is a good question, my dear Husker!”
“...You have no idea, do you?”
The widening of Alastor’s grin was answer enough.
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Children are a rare in the Pride Ring, especially as sinners. What sorts of deeds in their short lives would lead a child to be cast into Hell? While Alastor never particularly cared for children, he's always been a bit curious about that, and about how growing up in Hell would impact their mental development. So when he stumbles upon one who doesn't seem too annoying, he decides observing her might make for some good entertainment.
After all, how many children can tell you about intestines but have no clue what an angel is?
AKA: Alastor finds a child and proceeds to revel in the chaos that comes with it.
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- English
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- 59,119
- Chapters:
- 14/?
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- 5
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27 May 2024
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Lucifer was a man of many things. He was king, a creator, a father.
However, smart was not one of them and his biggest flaw? Never thinking it through.
This was especially evident when he finds a small giggling baby in his bedroom on his bed and an empty jar on his workshop desk. The weird part? The baby looked a little bit too much like Alastor.
OR; Lucifer heals Alastor, gains extra angelic power and accidentally poofs a child who claims to be his and Alastor's daughter. What the fuck.
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- English
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- 11,852
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- 4/19
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26 May 2024
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Alastor a ex radio host ( killer ) is now a kindergarten teacher with his 5 year old daughter Emily today is her first day of school and he was going to make sure nothing will go wrong for her to have an amazing day of school.. he just was not ready to see a past love that ended bittersweetly drooping off a student in his class making Alastor heart and mind freeze back to when he was a teen " ... Lucifer "
( this is a idea i saw from the amazing Luciminchacco on twitter ( amazing rdaioapple artist ) me and them started to throw ideas of plot and now here i am a dysexia dreamer wanting to throw a story !!! i hope u like it Alastor and a few others will be out of theme a few times but that's just for plot and story telling !!! sit back and i hope u fall in love with this idea like i have haaa alright lets dance
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05 May 2024
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The silly chronicles: Tell of a fallen piano by snortedcokewithyermom
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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- 19,166
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04 May 2024
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Smile Because You're the Deer in the Headlights by Judaiteito
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Apr 2024
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Alastor's right eye couldn't help but twitch at the sudden plot twist. He wasn't aware that their very own student president was romantically interested in his best friend. No signs were seen that the short blonde had the intention of dating Rosie.
"Um... Morningstar, I-"
"Oh, no need to explain, Miss Rosie, I understand," Lucifer said, glancing at the brunet beside Rosie. The blue-eyed male let out a smile.
"You do?" Rosie let out a sigh, relieved that she wouldn't have to actually say words of rejection to the most sought-after male on the campus.
Or in which a misunderstanding costs two person's love life.
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01 May 2024
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Lucifer is the youngest of seven merman princes. After years of watching a young princess and her lady-in-waiting sail the seas, he starts wondering if he can be part of their world too. All it takes is a deal with a Sea Demon and the itty bitty price of his blood.
But wait a minute, what's with the handsome stablehand always being around?
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28 Apr 2024
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An unexpected discovery leads Alastor and Lucifer to work together and take care of a little angel, who mistook them for her parents, after being abandoned from the embassy of heaven and left at the hotel.
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Lucifer and Alastor playing parents to a little angel.
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26 Apr 2024
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After getting tired of her dad and Alastor arguing, Charlie asks for them to at least try and be civil. “The Thursday Truce Compact” is born... and it changes everything.
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23 Apr 2024
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When Lucifer arrives at the hotel too late, he finds everything in ruins: his daughter dead at Adam's hands, her dream destroyed, and no hope of reconciliation with Heaven. Things only get worse when he discovers that Alastor, out of everyone, is the only survivor.
And then he wakes up, and it's Extermination Day again.
Fucking time loops.
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21 Apr 2024
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“When we’re older…you won’t forget me, right?”
“Never.”
Lucifer is the king of the realm and his sworn sword is his childhood friend, Alastor. Lucifer is arranged to marry Lilith, but something tells him that his red thread is connected to someone else. Alastor had always felt a connection with the king, but the deal that binds him makes him fight against those feelings.
(King x King's Guard AU)
WRITTEN NEARLY ENTIRELY BEFORE S2
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- Part 1 of The Red Thread That Binds Us
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- 120,301
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- 36/?
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20 Apr 2024
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The entirety of the Un Amour Perdu universe in order (RadioApple and RadioSilence) as well as a few prequel fics that are NOT REQUIRED for reading experience and only there for background character building
Series will have no true update schedule and may be reordered seemingly randomly
Semi-permanent hiatus
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19 Apr 2024
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good news, the hit on the head from the phantom attack didn't kill him.
bad news. he can't remember what a phantom is. (nor anything from the past year.)
ashyln and the others try their best to help him remember.Bookmarked by Deerari
18 Apr 2024