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Near the end of sixth year, Harry and his classmates will be adults soon. With the threat of war looming over them after Voldemort's return, many students might not return to Hogwarts for a seventh year. Harry is fed up, and he's quarreled with both of his best friends, when he runs into Malfoy crying his heart out in the bathroom.
One thing leads to another, Harry has his first time with the one person he never thought he'd be intimate with. But here they are.
Voldemort sent Draco Malfoy on a mission to murder Hogwarts headmaster Dumbledore. The mission seems hopeless, the mission seems impossible... Until none other than Harry Potter offers to help.
Why should Harry have to die to kill the horcrux inside him? Harry Potter is so fed up with Dumbledore, and the old man's machinations. He seeks a tentative alliance with Draco Malfoy. At least until they wipe out a common enemy: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Dumbledore wants Harry dead... to fulfill a stupid prophecy. Draco needs Dumbledore dead: on Voldemort's orders. So then Harry helps Draco kill Dumbledore, to protect himself. Whose side is Harry on? What, is this kindergarten? Does he have to pick a side?
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After his humiliating defeat at the hands of a baby, Tom Riddle went into exile in Finland. There he found wizards and witches more amenable to his cause. Five years later, Durmstrang Institute is seized by Death Eaters. All who refuse to become followers of Voldemort, have fled to the British Isles. It is how Viktor Krum ended up going to Hogwarts, his life forever changed.
Seven years after You-Know-Who's defeat in Britain, Sirius Black gets let out of Azkaban on parole. The authorities never found Peter Pettigrew's body, and newly appointed Minister for Magic, Narcissa Malfoy, decides to reduce Black's sentence. Sirius Black can remain a free man, if he promises to behave.
Upon finding that Harry Potter's muggle relatives have abused the child for years, Sirius Black promptly collects his godson. He will raise him right, this time. Even though he's about eight years late. Severely traumatized by the events of his childhood, Harry refuses to speak. He's not being rude when he doesn't say "Hi" to Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin's, three years later. He's being himself.
An alternative take on Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Told mostly through Draco's eyes. Slow burn Drarry friendship. Creepy dark magic.
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- Part 1 of Draco Potter, the Hogwarts Years
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Draco finds the Mirror of Erised in an abandoned classroom. Harry finds Draco staring at his own reflection in the mirror. Chaos ensues. Draco tries recreating the mirror-vision he saw, bringing his own dreams to life. Ron would prefer to waste all day, scrolling cute animal videos. Hermione helps Draco bring a dead girl back to life.
Defying his father, Draco throws a magical house party. Harry is not invited. Harry crashes the party anyway. Lucius Malfoy gets so mad at Draco, he disowns him.
Why is Harry not getting any visions in the Mirror of Erised? Is there nothing he could possibly desire in this (relatively) peaceful world? In a nutshell, Henry James Potter desires mayhem and chaos, and mortal danger, with battles and glory and situations where being daring saves your ass (rather than gets you into trouble, as it normally would). Harry desires the typical Gryffindor fantasy life where he is The Chosen One.
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Writing prompt:
Oh Sangwoo is just a normal guy in college. Yoon Bum is the creepy stalker who breaks into Sangwoo's home. How would that have gone down? (Basically: what if Sangwoo wasn't a serial killer? Just a normal person living a normal life... until Yoon Bum randomly enters his home without an invite.)
Exploring the idea of Bum being really unhinged. Disagree with fans who seem to think that "Bum is an innocent UwU 'soft boy' can't do no wrong". To make this even more apparent, picture a completely normal, mentally healthy Sangwoo... How would you react if you got back home, only to find that weird kid from your Plate Tectonics course, smiling back at you from your own living room?
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When King Robert Baratheon discovers Ser Jaime Lannister's betrayal, he legitimizes his bastard son Gendry, and places him ahead of Crown Prince Joffrey in the line of succession. Quite understandably, this does not go over well with Joffrey and Sansa Stark, who want to rule the Seven Kingdoms one day. Knowing how it feels to be the spurned younger son of a great Lord, Jon Stark takes Joffrey's side.
Robb Stark has gone beyond The Wall to fight a real war. Jojen Reed is sharing visions with Bran Stark that could help... While Tyrion Lannister and the Tyrells plot and scheme to quietly overthrow the Baratheon Kings, Daenerys Targaryen seeks a shortcut to the Iron Throne. Rumors of a great treasure in the East set her on an adventure through Essos, taking Theon Greyjoy along with her.
Brienne of Tarth and her squire Arya Stark are hot on their tail. As "Dagny Tyrell" and Theon Greyjoy have become wanted outlaws in Westeros, who must be brought to King's Landing and stand trial for their crimes. An unpleasant surprise awaits Daenerys in Essos: her abusive brother Viserys is alive, and is rapidly uniting Essos under single rule... That treasure better be worth the risk.
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Sasuke is back in Konoha. No one wants him there. He returned home too late, after the search parties had given up their search, after rumors of his misdeeds reached the village, after public opinion had turned against him. He has one friend left. But they have not spoken in years. And he will lose this friend too, when he tells him how he really feels.
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- Part 1 of Two Flames, Burning As One
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Choosing to stay with the Guru instead, Aang lets go of Katara to open his Thought Chakra. In doing so, he misses the moment Azula captures Katara and takes over the Earth Kingdom capital. In a desperate attempt to save the city, Zuko and Katara join forces to protect the friends they've made in Ba Sing Se, and fight off Azula and the Dai Li. Meanwhile, Sokka and Toph are facing problems of their own at the city's south-eastern border: a fleet of Fire Navy ships has arrived at Chameleon Bay. Let the battle begin.
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- Part 1 of Race For Sozin's Comet
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Having found Light's deadly notebook, L sees but one way to force a confession out of him: become his closest friend and confidant. To this purpose, L goes undercover to To-Oh, as Kira supporting college student Hideki Ryuga. Somewhere along the way of this ethically questionable quest, L finds the friend he'd been missing all along.
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- Part 1 of Lift The Curse
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A new school year starts, as Sakura Haruno enters her final year at the Ninja Academy. They have a new student in class. Well, an old student, but he failed his Finals again and has to retake the year. Sakura is tasked with bringing the old-new student up to speed on ninja theory, because she's such a good student.
Ugh, sometimes it doesn't pay to be good at stuff. Of course she's getting paid to do what is supposed to be Sensei's job! A small sum of 2,000 ryo per week. It's not much, but gives her some pocket money to spend on clothes, books, jutsu scrolls, snacks, and ninja supplies. After all, she's only 11 years old, so it's not like she needs the money for rent or anything serious. Still, the fact she is getting paid to tutor, does not make the new student Naruto Uzumaki any less annoying!
Why does Sakura have to spend her weekends with him, while Ino gets to spend time with Sasuke? (Just because Ino Yamanaka's Mom is Sasuke Uchiha's therapist, so Sasuke is always over at the Yamanaka house. Because of course Ino's Mom works from home.) It's not fair!
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- Part 1 of Naruto and Sakura
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When kid-Reigen ropes grown-up Shigeo into an exorcism job, things turn creepy real fast. Shige has to do what he can to survive and keep his student-turned-business partner out of harms way. But can he really guarantee his student's safety, when Shigeo himself is the scariest creature out in the night? A sleeping dragon lurks within Master Kageyama, just beneath the surface, waiting to explode. Run, Reigen... run.
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Sunflower tucked in the second buttonhole by KaizenKitty
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
08 Oct 2020
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There are some doors that should never be opened, some trains of thought that should never be entertained. Such as: "I wonder what my brother's face would look like if he saw his dearest friend beaten up and bloodied, laying by the side of the road." Or: "if I let this alpha bite me, if I join his pack, what do I stand to gain from it?"
Once you go down that dark path, there is no way back.
Shigeo wonders where he went wrong as an older brother. When had Ritsu started hating him, and why.
In his thirst for power, to get stronger (and defeat his brother), Ritsu approaches famous mentalist Asagiri Gen, because he can feel the psychic energy rolling off him, and knows Gen's the real deal. If only little Ritsu could have kept that door shut, if only... then he never would have gotten entangled with the virulent Suzuki clan, the deadliest pack of Yakuza the country has ever seen.
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Tsukasa was actually flirting with Senku when he praised him to his face. The gay AU no one asked for.
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Trust Masked Heroes by KaizenKitty
Fandoms: Charlotte (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jun 2020
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It started as a rumor on the internet: in a year or two, the government would take away everybody's quirk, allowing only a select few to keep their powers. Needless to say, Tenko Shimura was not happy about that. Especially considering he had failed to graduate UA High one year ago because of an administrative error, a stupid mistake on Mr. Aizawa's part, and therefore would not qualify for being one of the select few people who got to keep their quirk.
Bakugo does not believe in rumors, but the statements showing up in his Twitter feed are worrying. When a person going by the Twitter handle of 'Lord Eruption Massacre' invites him to join an edgy Twitter group called 'The League of Villains', he doesn't know what he's in for.
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A poetry anthology.
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Something... interesting Johnny has to say about his old pal Zoro stirs something deep within Sanji. Meanwhile, Zoro is trying to understand how he feels about Nami, and if pursuing a real relationship with her is worth it instead of all this friends with benefits bullshit.
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Having been treated like shit for years by the Dursleys, Harry harbors a strong resentment against Muggles, especially against Albus Dumbledore, who abandoned him there. Wonder what the Sorting Hat has to say about that...
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- Part 1 of Potter the Great
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Is it... technically narcissism if you fall for the you from an alternate dimension?
After all if personality is determined by all the things you've been through, wouldn't someone with entirely different experiences have an utterly different personality as well? Wouldn't that make them another person?
Just because they look like you and sound like you, doesn't mean they are you, right?
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the Adrien/Adrien fanfic no one asked for. Because two Adriens is better than one Adrien. -
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Keith loses everyone dear to him, and then... he meets Lance.
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Miyamura and Yamada make out in some classroom :D
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"Honestly Bek, when you skate... it kind of looks like you have a stick up your ass."
Or, where Yuri Plisetsky gives Otabek dance lessons to improve his skating artistic elements, but they end up pair skating at the 2018 Olympics and falling in love instead.