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Blood (and) Lust: “Dracula” as Love Interest by sambojam
Fandoms: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula (1979), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Dracula (1931)
15 Sep 2025
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An undergrad thesis on the cultural/literary shift of Count Dracula's characterization from strictly erotic threat to desired, romantic figure over the course of his adaptational lifespan.
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- Part 2 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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''I don't smoke, don't do drugs / And then comes the bad news''
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- Part 1 of Poetry
- Part 10 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 292
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 47
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Blood[lust], dripping from candlelight, dried between splinters. by sambojam
Fandoms: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
20 Jun 2025
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𝙼𝚢 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗,
𝙸 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎.
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝙴𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚊Series
- Part 1 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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(When memories snow and cover up the driveway, I shovel all those memories, clear the path to drive to the store, and) “Dinner for Two”. by sambojam
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 Feb 2024
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"And when memories melt…Could I go on break? Be back in my room, writin’ speeches in my head [and] listenin’ to…that clap, for me, in the dark?**” (Gangle 1)
[Or;]
"...Memories melt...I hear them. In the drainpipe, drippin' through the downspout as I lie awake, in [the] dark." (Gangle, Probably 24)
[Or even!!]
Post-murder-suicide, Genevieve “Gigi” Gangle and Matéo “Jax” Joan”e” wake up to a world worse* than digital.
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*The reliability of measuring the real world’s severity in today’s political climate is (even today) still hotly contested by many established members of the medical, musical, and scientific community. You are encouraged to do your research before presuming the mad ramblings of the molting, tripping 21st-century equivalent of a Victorian noble gracefully (see: “artfully” and “with evident purpose, of which she feels no need to spoonfeed to her audience, the unpretentious cunt.”) dying of tuberculosis as (un)objectionable fact.
**No, you may not.
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- Part 7 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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The Blue Smudge by sambojam
Fandoms: The Yellow Wallpaper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman, South Park
05 Jan 2024
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"I get positivity angry with the impertinence of it and the everlastingness. Up and down and sideways they crawl, and those absurd, unblinking eyes are everywhere."
(Or:)
According to most food safety experts, margarine, when exposed to the elements, lasts for roughly one month before going bad.
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- Part 4 of Playwriting (+1 Screenplay)
- Part 13 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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“The Life and Lies of That Thing over there, shivering in the corner, shaking the bushes.”
(Written by someone sick in the head, and maybe the funnybone)
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- Part 14 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 319
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 297
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You're coming back (and it’s the end of the world). by sambojam
Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work
09 Oct 2023
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A loose collection of pleas, bargains, and beggings for forgiveness, from a place of selfish and honest intentions.
In rule of three, obviously.
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- Part 2 of Poetry
- Part 5 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 375
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 52
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"Abbreviate the longish names /
You can bet that hearts will beat (Ooh-ooh) /
The sort-of clever and nostalgic ones /
Will sing their poems at breakneck speed"(Or:)
It's a common writing practice among the pretentious and the soulful to put a little piece of themselves into their work, like a prize or easter egg of sorts for the listener to find.
No one gave Nichole the memo.
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- Part 2 of Playwriting (+1 Screenplay)
- Part 11 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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It's not even light out (but you've somewhere to be) by sambojam
Fandoms: The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon)
07 Mar 2023
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"The moment I said it
The moment I opened my mouth
Lead in your eyelids
Bulldozed the life out of me"-------------------------------------------------------------------------
An AU where Mugman doesn't allow himself to be rescued by Cuphead so easily.
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- Part 8 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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“It smells like home, out here.”
"...Ya think so?"Series
- Part 3 of Poetry
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 76
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Let there be damage ensued and tabloid news and that kind of love by sambojam
Fandoms: South Park
21 Jan 2023
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In the wee hours of the morning, a prayer is answered.
Or:
"Your friends are a fate that befell me
Hell is the talking type
I'd suffer Hell if you’d tell me
What you'd do to me tonight"Series
- Part 12 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
- Part 3 of Playwriting (+1 Screenplay)
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Under Sunny’s hypocritical, well-intentioned advice, Kel puzzled over his mental checklist as the bruised house drifted out of sight, now a grey blur.
An assortment of surgery, artery-clogging snacks? Check!
Mixtape Sunny made special for him, covered in little red hearts and a doodle of the two of them holding hands? Check! (No, actually, he will not read into that, fuck you for asking)
An 8 pack of Monster so Aubrey wouldn’t fall asleep at the wheel while he drives her mad with alien conspiracies and iSpy all night? Check! (Sunny downed three, the absolute madman, before they even stepped foot in the car, but Kel figured it still counted)
Homework? ...check.
An excuse for stealing Ms. Suzuki’s car, running away with her son and "future daughter-in-law", and showing up at his incredibly busy brother’s dorm room? You know, something even remotely better than “You sounded like you were about to cry over the phone last night and you don’t cry and I’m so worried and distracted and madly in love with you, I simply had to come check on you, so...Surprise!”
...He’d check that one off sometime before they got there. Probably.
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Go away, come again another day by sambojam
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
27 Nov 2021
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The kingdom's people do their best to get through the day. The storm rages on regardless.
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- Part 1 of Danganronpa Medieval/Fantasy AU
- Part 3 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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I can't breathe, please don't say you love me by sambojam
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa 3: The End of 希望ヶ峰学園 | The End of Kibougamine Gakuen | End of Hope's Peak High School, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
23 Oct 2021
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Your king has always been one to clean up after himself. At least, he has since you've been here.
Normally he'd do his best to pick up the pulsating appendage and lock it back away in his chest, wiping up as much oozing red as he could. He'd cite giving you more time to focus on him as his reason, and you'd fire back that perhaps he just wanted to make your job a bit easier that day, but the mischievous sparkle in his eyes would shut you up. For now.
Still. Kokichi leaving his bleeding heart on the floor he knows you clean first is the same as him leaving a crude ghost drawing at Kaito's doorstep, regardless of any innocence he feigns. He wants you to find it.
The only difference is he doesn't actually mean to scare you.
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- Part 2 of Danganronpa Medieval/Fantasy AU
- Part 7 of Poetry
- Part 4 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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They'll probably write memoirs about all this. That or they’ll pay someone else to.
When they're all retired top heroes, of course, ready to share their life stories with the public they’ve spent their live protecting. Who knows? It might even inspire the next generation of crime fighters! Maybe they'll even throw together a neat little scrapbook or something as a class this year and give it to Mr. Aizawa as a gift. For now, it'll just have to settle for rattling around in their brains every once and a while.
You know. Like memories do.
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- Part 4 of Poetry
- Part 9 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
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Jenna picks up the phone, having learned nothing from the events of the musical.
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- Part 6 of Creative Writing Exercises/Assignments
- Part 1 of Playwriting (+1 Screenplay)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 958
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 195
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Death seemed a lot like high school to Heather. Maybe a bit too much.
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- Part 5 of Poetry
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Above all else, Squip's are designed to improve their host's quality of life.
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- Part 6 of Poetry
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Act More Cool by sambojam
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
22 Mar 2019
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When Chloe shoved the grey, oblong pill in his hand, Jeremy didn't know he was holding the end of his closest 11 year relationship, almost instant popularly, and the destruction of the entire student body. All he saw was the key to Michael's heart.
And that's all that mattered at the moment.
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Then Rich came into his life.
And everything went to shit.