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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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After a funny accident that led Lucifer to know of future events before Charlie called for his help to get into Heaven, he must make the choice of continuing the story as it is or pursuing through a different path all together.
Oh, and Alastor sucks! Yeah, he should tone down with all those angel pickup lines.
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14 Jan 2026
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To Alastor, soulmates and all that came with it were a hassle. He had ignored it while alive and then continued to do so again after being reborn as a demon, but the mark that came with it was ever present on his skin. It was persistent, was what it was, and he had to wonder more than once what kind of soulmate he was so destined to be with that he couldn't escape it, even through death.
Then, he met Lucifer Morningstar, and thought: of course.
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11 Jan 2026
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Assorted vaguely interconnected Silksong about Hornet's "big sister" status and Ghost's catlike behaviors.
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10 Jan 2026
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Tell No Lies—But Speak Not The Truth by HidingFromFish
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Assassination Classroom
24 May 2025
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Heroes and villains are practically all anyone talks about nowadays. That means that no one really pays attention to those who keep a lower profile.
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09 Jan 2026
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After a devastating accident the whole of Class 3-E getts flung into the past and into their younger bodies. Now they have to live their lives all over again but they decide that this time they have fun.
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08 Jan 2026
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All for Assassination by princessesandangels
Fandom: Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jan 2026
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Question: What happens when you take a class of assassins, yank them 200 years into the future and give them superpowers? They start working on a plan to assassinate the son of a bitch who screwed up their lives, that’s what – and they just might wind up saving the whole world in the process.
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07 Jan 2026
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Lock On & Go Beyond by princessesandangels for namikkou
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jan 2026
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What use was Nagisa in a situation like this? What was one little snake – out of place, out of time and so far out of his depth he’d forgotten what the surface even looked like – to do?
“Come now, we’ve covered this,” the ghost of Koro-sensei’s voice seemed to reach across the centuries to say. “The poor beast isn’t as terrifying as all that. Start by observing how he swings that blade. Next, look over each movement with the same attention to detail and piece together what you find.”
There.
“Don’t you see?” Koro-sensei asked.
And he did. Stain was skilled and he had many blades, both literal and metaphorical. It would be near impossible for a hero of Nagisa’s skill level to beat him, steel to steel.
But Nagisa didn’t need to beat him. Because he didn’t need to be a hero, not to do this.
“Voila,” Koro-sensei said. “A trivial adversary indeed.
“Now, use that trusty blade to fillet him.”
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- Part 3 of All for Assassination
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07 Jan 2026
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Amaranthine by Pearlised
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
21 Sep 2025
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Kim Rok Soo doesn't wake up in the body of Cale Henituse.
Instead, he finds himself in the middle of a desert, in the body of a child, with nothing but the clothes on his body and a strange white book that keeps following him around.
Or, Kim Rok Soo is confused and a certain god is hounding his prospective Saint.
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- Part 1 of Child of Mine
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04 Jan 2026
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Apple of my eye by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2026
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“Shen-shixiong” he begins at last “all the symptoms and the fluctuation of qi through the lower dantian of Luo-shizhi are consistent with an early gestation stage. Approximately six to seven weeks.”
Shen Qingqiu blinks. Once, twice. On one hand, he wants to burst into hysterical laughter. Pregnancy? Hello?! Luo Binghe is a man!! Not just any man, but the Stallion Protagonist! How could he possibly be…!? Is mpreg even canon in PIDW!? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS UNIVERSE!?
Six to seven weeks. The time stabs him like a knife. Wasn't it around that time ago that the fucking System just…?...In exchange for the Endless Abyss being a skippable arc, Luo Binghe now has a bun in the oven. It would be much better if his disciple's bun in the oven didn't also respond to Shen Qingqiu's qi by publicly declaring him the baby daddy!! Shen Qingqiu could NEVER have touched his disciple disrespectfully!! ... Ah, but the future baby is already there, and now Shen Qingqiu has no choice but to stepped up, right?
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03 Jan 2026
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Lucifer is only a shadow of his former self. His captivity has left scars far deeper than any blade could carve, and no one seems to notice—least of all Charlie, who is consumed by the hotel and her mother’s expectations. While she rises higher, he keeps slipping further.
Alastor, however, notices every change. The Devil who once argued, mocked, and sparked against him has fallen silent—and that silence infuriates Alastor more than he’ll ever admit. After all, what is life in the hotel without his favorite source of entertainment?
One impulsive night throws everything off balance. Lucifer wants nothing more than to forget, unaware of the inescapable mark Alastor has left within him. Suddenly he faces a truth that threatens to shatter what little stability he has left—and pulls the Radio Demon dangerously close to his heart, closer than either of them ever intended.
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02 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's Guide to Owning a Cat (Who is Also Tied to Your Soul(?)) by notMilque
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
25 Sep 2024
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There was a cat on the peak, or so he had been told by one starry eyed Ning Yingying.
It was a ridiculous statement, really. A cat on the peak meant it had snuck in through a supply cart (in which case, a certain An Ding Peak Lord would be getting a strongly worded letter) or a disciple had brought it in (in which case, the offending disciple would be whipped for breaking the rules).
There was no way a regular cat could climb onto the peak, and if a disciple had let it in, heads would roll, Ning Yingying.
Ning Yingying had visibly deflated that.
However, if there was a hypothetical cat on the peak he wouldn't mind seeing it.
Said hypothetical cat was currently staring at him on the steps to the Bamboo House.
[New Quest Started! 'This is your house? This is my house.' Claim your new home!]
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02 Jan 2026
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There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.
He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.
He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.
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Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.
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31 Dec 2025
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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by keelywolfe
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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It starts with a single gift. A gift that turns a relationship based on hate fucking to something else that neither are willing to name.
Join Lucifer as he navigates through his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad relationship with Alastor and learns maybe it isn’t as bad as all that.
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30 Dec 2025
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Hell was a manifestation of pure Evil born of the moment that Eve bit into the Fruit of Knowledge. An ugly tear in the perfection that had been made by Purity and Goodness. Everyone knew this as absolute fact, from the holiest of Seraphim to the lowliest imp.
Everyone was wrong.
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- Part 1 of Avatar of Hell
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28 Dec 2025
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“Why him?”
Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.
There’s a lot he can say here.
Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.
But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”
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25 Dec 2025
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Of Light, Dark, & Balance by RaichuPancakes026
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Jan 2026
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-Of Light, Dark, & Balance is a crossover between Hazbin Hotel and Harry Potter. So I thought, why not slam them together and have fun?
When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.
However, the truth is far stranger.
Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior..or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.
Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.
As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.
Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.
And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.
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23 Dec 2025
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Five times Alastor touches Lucifer's wings.
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20 Dec 2025
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Alastor never expected to have a child. After the death of his mother, he had resigned himself to being alone. That resignation had only solidified when he arrived in Hell, and all that it entailed. Yet somehow, a century or so later, he found himself with a fully grown child and tentative relationship with the King of Hell. Never in a million years could he have predicted this outcome, but he wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Even as he navigates the wreckage left behind by Heaven and their rampage, as he supports his daughter’s dreams and truly begins to let himself feel for his angel…. There are many things yet to be uncovered. What will Heaven do next, now that the King is finally free? What will become of Charlie’s hotel? And what secrets truly lurk in Lucifer’s shadows…?
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Alastor and Lucifer help their daughter pick up the pieces of her hotel and finally begin working on themselves as a family, while also trying to keep it a secret from the rest of Hell. But the threat of Heaven still looms large, as do any questions regarding Lilith….
Sequel to “My Fawn”
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- Part 2 of My Fawn Collection
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16 Dec 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil, King of Hell, Prince of Pride... can't interfere with Sinners.
He can't hurt them, can't punish them, can't make deals with them...
But the living? Oh, the living are fair game! And he needs someone else, a Soul guaranteed for Hell, to handle such things for him.
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When Alastor Summons a Demon on the day before his untimely death, he managed to reach far, far higher than a classy cannibal Overlord...
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- Part 7 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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15 Dec 2025