Splonk
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Agent knew that what he felt towards his boss wasn’t normal. He’d brushed it off as purely platonic at first, that he was simply happy to be Victim’s friend, but deep down, he knew it was something deeper than that.
It took him a long time to accept his own feelings, the guilt quickly following after.
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Belated Birthday Fic for Blade of Shadows, sorry for taking so long buddy.
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- Part 63 of Splonk's One Shot Collection
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Kid wasn’t sure what brought him back to the old school, perhaps it was nostalgia, perhaps it was a need for closure. All he knew was that whatever reason he might have for coming back, it doesn’t change the fact that he was here now.
Day 3 of Kindertober - Favorite Location
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- Part 3 of Kindertober 2025
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“Hey Nugget.” He said in his usual deadpan tone of voice. Nugget stared at him for a moment before promptly crawling in through the window and landing on the floor with a thump.
“Well, this is quite an odd series of events.” Nugget said, standing to his feet and dusting himself off.
“Nugget’s friend appears to have stolen his hair.” Nugget said, leaning in slightly to observe the strange phenomena, hand tapping his chin in thought.
“And you appear to have stolen mine.” Kid said in return, leaning back slightly to give himself distance from the boy. Nugget let out a low grumble, crossing his arms.
Day 2 of Kindertober - Hair Swap
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- Part 2 of Kindertober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 822
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 100
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Nugget knew he wasn’t a normal kid. His mind worked differently from how most children his age did. While they were busy playing with toy cars and tearing each other limb from limb, Nugget spent most of his time keeping to himself.
His parents weren’t exactly normal either. They were quiet, distant, always muttering something about rituals and Talismans. He didn’t understand what it meant at the time, but that would all change when he hit the ripe age of five.
Instead of celebrating his birthday like kids his age usually did, his parents, donning him in a strange red robe alongside themselves, brought him deep into the crevices of a dark cave where a strange symbol drawn in chalk surrounded by unlit torches sat.
They set him down in the center of the circle and began to utter strange, ancient tones he didn’t understand, the unlit torches igniting into bright, orange flames seemingly all on their own, and before Nugget knew it, he would come face-to-face with God.
What most imagined as a holy spirit was in reality an ancient, malevolent beast, one who only wanted destruction and bloodshed, bloodshed that it could only achieve through a vessel.
Him.
Day 1 of Kindertober - Favorite Kid
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- Part 1 of Kindertober 2025
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Splonk's Rap Battles by Splonk
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History (Web Series), Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker), Undertale (Video Game), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Five Nights at Freddy's, Scream (Movies), Portal (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), OMORI (Video Game), There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension (Video Game), The Stanley Parable, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
08 Sep 2025
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WELCOME EVERYONE TO SPLONK'S RAP BATTLES. WHERE WE GET TWO OR MORE CHARACTERS AND HAVE THEM FACE OFF IN A RAP BATTLE. YOU BEST PREPARE YOURSELF BECAUSE THERE IS NO HOLDING BACK!
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Author has been a fan of ERB for years and decided to make their own shitty version of it. The battles probably won't be very good but hey, it's all for fun isn't it?
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Splonk's One Shot Collection by Splonk
Fandom: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker), Death Battle (Web Series), Deltarune (Video Game), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Kindergarten (Video Games 2017 2019), Minecraft (Video Game), OMORI (Video Game), Riddle School (Video Game), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Stray (Video Game), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Undertale (Video Game), WALL-E (2008), WordGirl (Cartoon)
01 Dec 2025
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A series dedicated to cataloguing all of the oneshot fics I have made over the years in one, easy to access place. So if you ever feel like reading some of my garbage or seeing how far I've progressed as a reader, go here.
(Fair Warning, a lot of this is probably cringe, so prepare for that.)
- Words:
- 136,960
- Works:
- 63
- Bookmarks:
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Stories I made for Kindertober 2025, link to the original post can be found here.
- Words:
- 3,037
- Works:
- 3
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A series of short stories involving aged-up versions of the Protagonist, Lily, Billy, and Nugget going on various adventures, Expect fluff, romance, and just a dash of angst.
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- 4,507
- Works:
- 1
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A rewrite/reinterpretation of the original Five Nights at Freddy's story up until Freddy Fazbear's Simulator that aims to clear up loose ends, flesh out characters, and create a more cohearent narrative that leaves the viewer more satisfied by the end.
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- 18,421
- Works:
- 3
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Ragatha finds the encouragement to try a little harder at Caine's gun game, and totally surprises herself. Pomni surprises her too, between the lingering tensions and unresolved trauma - the gunfights will be the *least* intense part of this adventure.
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Gwen doesn't speak to David anymore. Living in Carmel, Indiana, she's finally turned her life around, finally facing a summer that won't start in Camp Campbell. And good riddance to them all.
But when a Colorado hospital calls with dire news about David, Gwen abandons everything to race to the Mile High City. Except the circumstances around her ex-CBFL's "accident" only raise more questions, and she begins to fear David is in serious danger... and it's not because of his life-threatening wounds.
Plus, there's another problem: apparently David has a houseguest.
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- Part 1 of Dadvid in Denver AU
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You ever get that feeling when you wake up in the hospital after being beaten senseless by your piece-of-shit dad because he found out that you dig chicks after reading your diary? And then you get put into a foster home with one of the most popular girls at your school, your childhood best friend who tried to commit suicide a year ago, and another girl who you end up getting the hots for?
No? Just me?
Ugh, well, whatever. It's not like you have to read this or anything.
~Natsuki
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You could understand their confusion. You were just as lost as they were.
You could understand their actions. You would act out just as they did, were the roles reversed.
You could understand their anger.
...But you couldn't understand their hatred.
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The Red Soul has enough and runs away after being beaten with a hockey stick one too many times.
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- Part 1 of Patriot's Deltarune Stuff
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"I hate to press you Quiz but this is kind of an important question: what are we gonna do?"
Opening communication comms...
"We're going to talk to him."Instead of immediately blowing himself up, Quiz makes the questionable choice to try and talk Diz out of doomsday. Things go very differently from there. In the wake of the project's destruction, Phil is left to wrestle with the aftermath of his greatest adventure, and the aliens struggle to live with each other.
— A look at the 'why' of project V.I.Z.ion, the psyches of three violent extraterrestrials, and revisiting childhood trauma that was really really fun at the time. Who are we without the things we live for? (aka 'Seriousifying Riddle School: The Fic'.)