Not_Quite_A_Moron
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Starved: 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓞𝓝𝓘𝓩𝓔𝓓 by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic.EXE - Astranomiconx
22 Jan 2026
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Desperation breeds innovation, depravity leads to savagery
Care not, tear not the cost of your skin, or you'll begin unravelingOk basically this my own take on Starved since I'm kinda starved (hehe) for content and different takes on this concept since I just find it interesting
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- English
- Words:
- 666
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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Mike’s life has been going well. He's surrounded by his friends, he's got a stable job and house. They're even close to opening the new restaurant.
But even though Jeremy Human's is dead in the dirt, that won't stop impersonators from trying to capitalize on the idea of mascot humanimatronics for a quick buck.
Or... is that really all they're after?
(This is a fan made sequel to Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape. As such, if you haven't read Roommates: MOTHA, this probably won't make much sense)
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Percy Takes the Train by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandoms: Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, The Railway Series - W. Awdry
09 Nov 2025
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The year is 1946. Percy has been working in the yard for many years now, and has gotten a bit tired of it. When the release of a book about Thomas' old misadventures spreads to the engines, Percy forms a plan to get out of the yard.
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Kris and Noelle ride the ferris wheel. Noelle's internal train of thought is more of an internal trainwreck.
Last minute submission for the summer soulstice 2025 event on the Kriselle server
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While the Fun Gang are playing Tenna's TV-tastic game, Kris decides to sequence break for the hell of it at the cost of their friend's not knowing how to make sense of their relationship and feelings for each other
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Moronic Thomas/The Railway Series Stories by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom The Railway Series - W. Awdry, Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
09 Nov 2025
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- 2
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Roommates: Myths of Multiplying Ape-like Anomalies by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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- 11,005
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Works Based On TGWeaver's FNAF Stuff by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's, Roommates: Memoirs of the Hairless Ape, roommates: motha
18 Nov 2025
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- Works:
- 6
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The WildeHopps Trash Bin by Not_Quite_A_Moron
Fandom Zootopia (2016), Zootopia (Disney Movies)
15 Apr 2025
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All of my Zootopia stories with WildeHopps in them (which is basically all of them)
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An overarching story about a bunny and their honey bear
As well as their creator who may or may not be a child murderer, but that's neither here nor there.
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- 5
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Sometimes, you have to hurt someone to help them.
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Not_Quite_A_Moron
13 Feb 2026
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Who is Metal Sonic? (metamy) by BrokenConstellation
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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Metal Sonic remembered something he was not supposed to remember. Suddenly, everything came crashing down. He knew what he used to be, but what was he now? He did not know.
It was a beautiful, spring day for Amy Rose and her friends. They all sat in the park having a nice picnic when they discovered Metal Sonic lying face down in the grass. He was badly damaged, and completely inactive. Seeing him like that broke Amy's heart. While Tails spent weeks repairing him, she visited as often as she possibly could. She made sure Tails got the necessary rest, of course. When she and Metal were alone together, she would talk to him. She told him stories about her favorite adventures, and the ones she didn't enjoy so much as well. She told him the plots to her favorite movies, the lyrics to her favorite songs, and really anything she could think of to tell him. From that point on they would only grow closer.
Updates every Sunday.
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Eternal Tails: Not the Same Anymore by ClemSky, Tropicalista, VioTheSonicFan
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Eternal Tails Series by Pantalion
09 Jun 2025
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Sonic had stood Amy up on a date again. That was typical.
Him not coming back wasn't.
Amy Rose is determined to find the love of her life, but will her quest end up how she thought it would?
A story that explores how the three most Sonic co-dependent characters navigate a new status quo absent of both Sonic and Dr. Eggman.
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In an Alternate Universe where the Echidna went entirely extinct centuries ago, Miles Prower is the cocky speedster hero of Mobius.
Now, he must face his greatest threat yet. The Kukku Empire.
Luckily, he's got his assistant Amy Rose to help him.Series
- Part 1 of Guardian's Legacy: Miles Prower's Story.
Bookmarked by Not_Quite_A_Moron
07 Feb 2026
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"The year is 2021, and Michael ‘Schmidt’ is now the caretaker of his younger, troubled sister, Elizabeth, in the wake of their mother's passing. After many years of hardships and financial troubles, Mike has finally landed himself a job at the Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex; a large and industrial entertainment center, known for its top-of-the-line animatronic performers! However, things are about to take a turn for the most bizarre when Michael discovers that the animatronic performers are sentient beings, with thoughts, feelings and emotions.
Many secrets lie within the Mega Pizzaplex, and Michael finds that his past might be closer behind than he once thought..."
An AU exploring the life of Michael Afton and the Glamrock Animatronics.