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“Employees should be aware that if they enter into a personal relationship with a subordinate employee, a conflict of interest may exist.”
Robert knows the policy.
He also knows he shouldn’t be thinking about Flambae’s hands, his stare, or the way heat seems to follow him through SDN’s halls.
Unfortunately for Robert, Flambae has never been good at respecting boundaries.
Or pretending he doesn’t want what he wants.
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Flambae better stop staring at Robert because he can't handle it.
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18 Dec 2025
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Pinched between his thumb and forefinger, Robert jiggles the stash in Sonar’s face.
“Oh- Pssh, c’mon, dude- That's not-” Sonar sputters. “I didn't even know that was in there! And it's such a tiny bit anyway. That's nothing. Barely one line!”
“For who?” Robert gives the baggie an aggressive flick. “Mr. Snuffleupagus?”
“Don't be mean, Robbie. I'm self-conscious about my nostrils.”
Robert helps Sonar kick his coke habit. Through unconventional means.
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18 Dec 2025
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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18 Dec 2025
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It isn't that Robert doesn't love his daughter. It also isn't that he's not grateful to the man that helped bring her into the world.
He just... Wishes that her father wasn't his cokehead-ex-sugar-daddy-situationship who he never saw with the lights on.
That's all.
A fic where a few different choices are made. If only they didn't feel like the wrong ones.
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18 Dec 2025
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you're rocking with the best (and you know i'm greedy) by freddie (ready_freddie)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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Flambae shot back the rest of his drink. "You need someone to treat you right.”
He shook his head, looking down at the worn wood beneath his hands. “Yeah, okay. And who would that someone even be? You?” Robert had meant it as a throwaway. A joke. He kept telling himself this, afterwards.
A beat. Flambae’s gaze felt hot against his skin. And not just in the way everything about him seemed to be. “It could be. I’d treat you right. I’d rock your world, bitch.” He crossed his arms, looking down at Robert.
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Robert is dealing with his feelings post break up with Invisigal. Chad thinks he needs someone to show him a proper good time.Bookmarked by soapiemomorphine
18 Dec 2025
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Snippets of Vox and Alastor's afterlife, and their journey from strangers to friends to enemies to... something more.
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17 Dec 2025
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A post season 1 reconciliation of Vox and Alastor, linked directly to my pre canon series, Competing Frequencies
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17 Dec 2025
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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16 Dec 2025
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wherever you go (I won't be far to follow) by Freak_With_Claustrophobia
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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"Mon lapin, why are you running, huh? We can talk about this."
Vincent has made a mistake. A big mistake. He's running as fast as he can, still holding onto that tiny hope that maybe maybe he can escape. Maybe, just maybe, Alastor will let him go.
A black tendril curls around his leg and pulls. Vincent panics as he falls— only to have large clawed hands wrap swiftly around his waist, he's pulled back with effortless strength and spun back into Alastor's arms. Vincent is pressed into a broad chest, he can faintly feel vermilion claws graze his hips almost warningly.
"You know all I do is to protect you."
In which, Vox takes the hit for Alastor during his battle with Adam and dies. Consumed by madness and the realization that he did care for Vox, Alastor follows him into death—only to awaken decades earlier, at the exact moment Vox first falls into Hell as a new sinner. Armed with the knowledge of everything that will come to pass, Alastor seizes the chance to take the newly fallen Vox under his wing… and change their future.
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Alastor basically atticwifes the TV man.
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16 Dec 2025
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Vox squints his eyes. “Who?”
Val and Vel both stare at him, dumbfounded.
They share a look with each other, just as confused as him. Vel clears her throat. “The Radio Demon?” she tries, like he should recognize it.
He doesn’t.
“Radio?” Vox furrows his brow, thinking. “Kind of outdated, isn’t it? Aren’t we in the modern era of television right now?” He makes a wide sweeping gesture. “Out with the old, in with the new!”
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or, an amnesiac box-head era Vox.
Featuring a very much meddling Alastor.
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15 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson has had a shitty few months. His life turns upside down when someone discovers his secondary gender. Having kept it secret for almost two decades now, he decides it might be time to let himself be seen.
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15 Dec 2025
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When you're around, it's sometimes already alright by IzumoKaiju8
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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Robert has chronic pain and is depressed.
He needs heat therapy or some shit
Flambae is a hothead and a perfect heating pad.
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takes place a bit before Mecha Man's revealBookmarked by soapiemomorphine
15 Dec 2025
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After his father’s murder, Robert Robertson—a completely normal guy without powers—gets dumped at the Torrance Superhero Academy (TSA). It’s the world’s most prestigious institution for the gifted, where attendance isn’t optional. For the gifted, it’s the law: graduate or be locked away in a containment facility for good.His life officially turns to shit when he meets The Z-Clique, the academy’s most hopeless, villainous, and chaotic students. No one gives them any chance at survivng the semester. And when they learn the new kid has no powers?
Well, that’s when shit really hits the fan.
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TL;DR: Dispatch + HighSchool AU = school for superheroes and Robert has no powers (he gets bullied :3)potential ship-slow burn though
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14 Dec 2025
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The first Mecha Man to grace L.A. was titled Mecha Man Prime, being the first in the legacy of non-powered humans to make a difference as a hero. The second Mecha Man named himself Astral and made his debut in L.A. as the leader of a group of heroes.
Robert was supposed to be the third Mecha Man. His father would have wanted that for him, but disappointing his father isn't new to him anyway.
In Robert's defense, he had a very valid crash out after his dad was murdered a decade ago. In his opinion, this leads to his very reasonable agenda of hunting down the man who murdered him. It sucks, because it's his target is beloved by the entire damn State.
L.A.'s third Mecha Man, Elliot Connors.
(OR: Robert Robertson is L.A.'s worst supervillain, hunting down the newly retired Mecha Man one dispatch call at a time.)
(OR OR: Dispatch ft. Villain Robert Robertson III)Bookmarked by soapiemomorphine
14 Dec 2025
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Laying on the cold hard ground, his nostrils filled with the cloying smell of iron and hot pain pulsing through his head with every beat of his heart as he stares up at the woman floating above him, Robert's tempted to make a joke about the familiar sight.
Not that he will. At least for Blonde Blazer, this is the first time they've met.
Aka, a time-travel au.
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14 Dec 2025
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Baby, I'm an Animal (You Can Have a Taste) by Mortimer_Dead_Sea for fatedfeathers
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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“We’re not fucking in the work bathroom,” Robert argued.
“Aw, come on, Robbie,” Sonar said, nuzzling Robert’s ear with his snout. “Just a quickie. You said it yourself, we have an hour.”
Robert’s face was on fire. He knew it was a bad idea, but goddammit, Sonar had gotten too good at touching him. He knew just where to gently run his fingers to get Robert going, and Robert nearly gasped when he felt Sonar’s dick pulse against the small of his back.
“I’ll do that thing with my tongue.”
Alright, yeah. That sealed the deal for Robert. He really liked when Sonar did that thing with his tongue.
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Sonar convinces Robert to have a quickie in the bathroom during the break between shifts. They manage to be pretty quiet. Unfortunately, that doesn’t matter when it comes to some members of the office.
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14 Dec 2025
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What a Bunch of Fuck-ups, To Bad They're Mine by sleepy_remy
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson lll has always been told to live up to his family legacy, that it was his job to do so. To pay back all that was given to him.
When he fucks up and gets himself blasted onto his ass, he's faced with the fact he failed the only thing he was raised to do. He's less than willing to wake up in the mornings whenever a blonde hero comes to aid him, giving him a chance to do the one thing he thinks himself good at.
Unfortunately, to get to that he has to work with a bunch of villains who are more than childish. feeling the gray hairs coming from a mile away, he takes it with stride and is determined to help this group of fuck-ups. HIS fuck-ups.
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14 Dec 2025
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Also know as "The 5 Times Robert Showed his Team How Much of a Normie He Wasn’t and the 1 Time They were Reminded Brutally How Normie He Was".
Robert Robertson the Third doesn't have the same pain tolerance most humans do. The Z-Team isn't used to it.
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13 Dec 2025
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“Yo, man, word on the hallways is… you went on a date! That true?!” Flambae’s voice blares through the line, loud, teasing, dramatic as hell. Even over comms, his accent is impossible to ignore.
“You jealous or something? Look, if you wanted to grab dinner all you had to do was ask,” Robert shoots back, dry as always.
“Yeah… hah. You're not my type.” Flambae sounds weirdly uncomfortable, almost embarrassed, and Robert’s eyebrows lift slightly. He’s never heard the man hesitate in his life.
“Girl, that’s the biggest lie I’ve heard!” Prism laughs before he can even respond. “You’re actually saying you’re not into a sad little twink like him?”
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13 Dec 2025
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Valentino has had enough of Vox; putting his own ego above his team, elevating himself, planning to leave him and Velvette, and NOW not caring if he blew them all up, JUST to kill Alastor? Enraged, Valentino rips Vox’s head off his shoulders, and drops his stupid flat face on the ground. It’s over.
After Vox’s Doomsday device is destroyed, Valentino and Velvette leave Vox’s head on the ground, dragging his severed body away; they don’t want him putting himself back together just yet. Now Alastor gets to keep a mostly immobile Vox head prisoner. How entertaining.Bookmarked by soapiemomorphine
12 Dec 2025