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Alex is laminating everything in sight. Greg is determined to put in the absolute minimum of effort to find out why.
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31 Jan 2026
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The room came into shape blurrily. There was sun flooding it from an open curtain, illuminating a bed that was most definitely not Alex’s. Sheets he’d never seen before. A man he knew reasonably well.
Alex let his other eye flutter open as well, fear falling off him almost immediately and making space for… well, a rather complex mix of something else.
“Uhm?” he asked, ever polite. “Greg?”
Alex wakes up one morning in the body of his future self. A future self that apparently shares a bed with Greg Davies.
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02 Jan 2026
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
27 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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28 Dec 2025
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O res mirabilis
Manducat dominum
Pauper, pauper
Servus et humilisSeries
- Part 4 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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18 Dec 2025
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What it came down to was this: Greg hated killing Alex but loved when other people did it for him.
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- Part 1 of From the Darkroom
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14 Dec 2025
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On a crisp autumn day, two men go for a perfectly normal dog walk.
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- Part 2 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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10 Oct 2025
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Twice Over by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
08 Aug 2025
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“Did you know Horne is dating Greg Davies?” Tim asks bluntly.
There’s a pause at the other end of the line. Then Mark says, sounding confused, “I- yes? That is to say, I did know that, and so do you. We went camping with them last month. Are you feeling alright, Tim?”
“No, I’m not fucking ‘feeling alright’,” Tim snaps. “I wake up to find out that my best mate has apparently been sticking his boy in another bloke behind my back, so excuse me that I’m not besides myself with joy here.”
There’s another pause. Eventually, Mark clears his throat. “Is this- sorry, are you being homophobic?”
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Tim dies taking a bullet for Alex, and if he had the time to make his final joke, he would have said he predicted this two years ago on Kathy Burke's podcast. What he didn't predict is that he'd wake up - in a world where Alex is dating Greg Davies.
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20 Sep 2025
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“Maybe it’s a guessing game,” suggested Alex, who had by now got the hang of rhetorical questions, but found it amusing to pretend that he hadn’t.
“The Taskmaster doesn’t play games,” she snapped. “He isn’t you.”
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05 Sep 2025
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or, I Can Hear It Looping
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20 Aug 2025
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A gift for koomaqu, who gave the fantastic prompt "TM!Greg/TM!Alex - Greg makes Alex get a new suit. He stays with Alex in the room, lounging on the sofa and observing intently as the tailor takes Alex measurements."
“These trousers are shit,” he rumbles, low and intimate, like he’s breathing obscenities into Alex’s ear. “Polyester?”
Alex nods helplessly. He’s not sure what his face is doing, but he’s sure it’s something humiliating. “Polyester.”
“Eugh. I bet you’re sweating your nasty little bollocks off in that.”
“Yes, Greg.”
“Disgusting. Can’t even dress yourself properly, can you?”
Alex shakes his head. It’s true. He’s wearing an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty suit and he’s an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty man.
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27 Feb 2025
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Part of him had hoped it might be a 'meet your heroes' type of thing, but Greg is genuinely lovely. He's so tall, and so funny, and his voice does things to Alex's tummy. And they just fit together really well, ruler and sidekick.
Suddenly, it's been a decade, increasingly insane banter, and Alex still sometimes wakes up hard and sweaty thinking about Greg. He compartmentalises.
And now it's 2025, and he's just rinsed off the plane journey and opened his phone to see Greg offhandedly say he'd quite like to fuck him.
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- Part 1 of It's the weirdest friendship in my life.
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24 Jan 2025
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Alpha!Greg has to figure out what exactly it is he wants after having a very strong reaction to an incident on Taskmaster.
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30 Dec 2024
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Not Really a Poem, Though by MadameQuagmire
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
16 Sep 2023
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After pantomime rehearsals and quite a few beers, Alex admits he knows Tim’s secret, and Tim admits even more.
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26 Dec 2024
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Would It Kill You to Ask by WishingOnWhishaw
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Alex is a little tipsy and can't resist when Tim sets him up perfectly for the well-worn joke. Or at least Alex thinks it's a joke. For Tim it just cements the idea that Alex is fed up with him. He doesn't realise he's not the only one in this relationship who's struggled with the whole business of government-enforced seperation.
Or: Tim gets the wrong impression, thinks Alex is breaking up with him, and then Alex does his very best to prove him wrong.
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26 Dec 2024
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One Good Turn by Kim_Tey
Fandom No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
21 Dec 2024
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26 Dec 2024
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Taskmaster Collection by Anonymous
Fandom Bad Golf with Alex Horne and John Robins (Web Series), British Comedy RPF, He Used Thought As A Wife - Tim Key, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (Australia TV) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Cleaner (UK TV 2021)
07 Feb 2026
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Since you can’t make a collection with an anonymous owner (and that'd give the game away a bit), this is the collection of all my TM fics.
All fics are wholly unrelated unless otherwise noted.
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17 Nov 2024
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Alex has a sudden, if not entirely unwelcome, realization. Greg takes... a little longer.
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13 Nov 2024
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09 Nov 2024
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Greg stares at the dark-rimmed glasses sitting in the metal drawer and wonders, not for the first time, what the other him thinks he leaves behind before starting each day. Wedding ring? The keys to some house out on a country lane? A phone, the background image a few kids roughhousing with some mutt of a terrier while he and a faceless partner watch on behind them, sated and merry on that precious sort of ordinary happiness? Maybe other him thinks he doesn’t leave anything behind at all.
Greg puts his phone into the locker. It doesn’t matter what other him thinks might be in the drawer. Other him doesn’t even know it’s December. Other him might not even know what December is at all.
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14 Oct 2024
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for a moment there, i thought we were in trouble by ghost_teeth
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
01 Dec 2020
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“Lookit that,” Cobb hears from some dry throat—his own, maybe. His hand is moving without his permission, darting out to crawl like a pale spider up the knobby topography of the Mandalorian’s exposed nape to pinch a single sweat-limp curl of dark hair between his index finger and thumb. “Human after all, eh?”
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- Part 1 of the fall will probably kill you
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03 Dec 2020